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Before we delve into secrets…
• If you hook up with a crazy in SL, it is not our responsibility to help you deal with that. If it becomes a RL issue contact law enforcement.
• Trust no one. If you tell people your laundry they will air it for you.
• Secret submissions are anonymous. We don’t know if your crazy ex or your abuela submitted them.
• Make your secrets legible.
• Do not contact us just to threaten us, especially with e-lawyers. We’ve been doing this for 12+ years. You are not the first nor will you be the last.
• Lastly, if the material submitted here triggers you, please get help. If the materials submitted here make you suicidal please see the suicide hotline numbers posted. They are there to help.
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You think you know says
10* Everyone knows that they will be back and forth together. They both cheat on each other, and who ever gets with either one of them, you will be caught up in their drama. Also don’t forget Lestat running around accessing everyone of being her. And who ever he gets with that poor girl will end up looking like Evol just to play the stupid game of try to get the other jealous. The Drama between them 3 and the whole Amazon River crew is so stupid and childish. So keep telling yourself he is having sex with you when she isn’t online, you are just another person he messed with. Amazon river all they do is sleep with each other, pass around in a circle jerk. So you are no one special.
Uninterested says
8 Your friend is seeing the effect because it’s happening, yeah. I looked at those particular hairs. But the reason it’s happening isn’t down to rigged or unrigged.
These two hairs (for some reason) have different texture alpha modes on. The Alpha modes are how SL handles transparent (or semi transparent) textures — like the png/clear background sorta textures a hair uses. The rigged hair is using Alpha Blending. The unrigged hair is using Alpha Masking.
https://community.secondlife.com/forums/topic/170838-alpha-blending-alpha-masking-emissive-mask-what-and-how/
https://wiki.secondlife.com/wiki/Alpha_Modes_Do%27s_and_Don%27ts#Alpha_blending
Alpha Blending always fucks up with other transparent layers (HD eyebrows or most lashes will count for this). But it is smoother and can be partially translucent.
Alpha Masking doesn’t but it doesn’t look as ‘smooth’ and often is hard to work with unless you make the texture with masking in mind. But it doesn’t cause the issue where a ‘halo’ around the texture appears like Blending.
The issue here is that the creator didn’t put them both as Alpha Masking for some reason. You can have rigged or unrigged of either masking or blending. Whether a hair (or bangs) are rigged or not don’t mess with the transparency layers. Many creators choose blending because it’s easier to work with in a lot of ways.
Like I mentioned last week : if you think there’s an issue or want a different version of the hair that’s masking and rigged, I’d contact a creator. It was probably a mistake.
Blaise Glendevon says
#27 – WHO, IN THIS, THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND AND TWENTY-TWO, IS WEARING FLEXI HAIR?
Bingo! says
It’s a pretty big trend in the black community in SL, a lot of folks don’t like how stiff and lifeless mesh hair is so they opt for using flexis, even if it’s not great either.
Toxicwater says
If done right, flexi hair can be quite nice in my opinion. Especially when it’s a ponytail and should sway around. Really looking forward to the day SL could sport something similar to dynamic bones though.
Blaise Glendevon says
Is it still an ARC nightmare?
Sickandtiredofit says
The newer stuff isn’t always. The multi style hairs like doux can be horrible by comparison
Be Less Ignorant, Please says
I think flexi can be cute as added whispies around your face, in addition to a mesh ponytail, or in hairstyles shorter than shoulder length; otherwise, it looks ridiculous and spends most of its time buried completely inside the very large bodies of the women who prefer it.
Laughing at You says
it’s pretty trendy amongst the more ghetto-esque Kupra girls
yasalty says
18 – This just kind of reads like you cant afford a modern computer because you spend all your money on retired Maitreya clothing
Please Stop says
Another week of crap about people no one knows or cares about.
Yeah, the Poopsie tat is going a bit far… kids in sl are creepy enough as it is.
to good for you says
#34 so which is it?…
A) jealous you werent one of them?
B) butt hurt she’s a bigger whore then you?(i highly doubt that)
C) youre a loser in your 1st life so you like to act like you matter in your 2nd?
stop hiding behind annonmyous virtual secrets and bashing on all your exes, there are a lot of them and you don’t have the strength.
Whatiswrongwithyall says
#18 who cares! I still wear Laura bc I love it! idc what anyone else thinks or what you think! How about trying to grow up a bit and quit being Petty & Judgmental! CREEP!
VS Tea Sipper says
I like Lara, its pretty nice actually. Like… I Dont understand the hate. Lol.
Toxicwater says
#2 I’m pretty sure they mean “not femboy” with “no gay”. Kinda having that issue myself, Maitreya / Freya + V-Tech / Flat Chest represents my body the most, but I just want regular guy clothes. Most of it is more catered to the stereotypical femboy community, which I also like to wear, but more options for shirts and suits would be great.
welp says
bad wording on their part but I do have to agree wqith you. I think poster is referring to the very femboy styles and extreme lack of more everyday type clothes being available
Virgil "Stinky" Flowers Stole my Boyfriend says
These so-called singers should be called Cock Stars and not Rock Stars! The only thing they care about is their dicks and their tip jars.
Batsy Batsy says
#36 – is that Lucy Again?
Oooohh, if soo, its 1000% true.
Shes not a little, defiantly a Brat, but only because shes fake and stupid.
She's a dip says
Got that right, she’s a whore at that. Best part she thinks she’s all that and hell if she is LOL
Guess she can’t see how much people actually dislike her. But it seems someone is calling her stupid fake ass out.
VS Tea Sipper says
Hm. This week is full of Shit. And racist stuff. And boring bitching. These aren’t receipts! how boring.
DivaOfChaos says
#1 thought #40…
Who the fuck cares! Do all of you sit on Facebook and Secondlife all day looking for shit to bitch about on a site your hidden on? Log the fuck off, go outside and take a nice deep breath and stop being so miserable. You all complain about everything, everyone and anything that dont concern your ass. Its a virtual game who cares what other people do and say. If it dont effect your miserable ass shut the fuck up!
Shut Up says
You’re here reading just like the rest of us, you stupid bitch. Take your own advice 🙄
Santaaaaaa says
You need a diaper change ? Your diaper seem ful of shit and you seem really unhappy 😀
lol says
#32 Grab some demos and stop complaining dumbass.
I mean… did you check how much content is included on those packs to justify the price? Cuz it’s A LOT and the price is completely fair.
Theodoric says
#40 Thank goodness I’d eaten my lunch a couple of hours before seeing that image
#salty_much? says
6 + 9 Maybe whoever posted this could submit a list of known alts, sure I’d find a bunch of other matches…
Per each 20 people in her circle, 19 are herself. LOL
BELLA says
#38 If you don’t like it don’t look at it Secondlife has a Derender and blacklist feature I would highly suggest that you use it. Also maybe learn to take better photos 😉 I can help if you need it. you know how to find me. my little stalker. Also thank you for the free publicity. FMD Is back and its on fire you all can blow me! ( this will be my only comment ) 😌
Anonymous says
More like FMD sucks and it’s failing just like your plastic face that falling off with 10 layers of makeup looking like ronald mcdonalds.
BELLA says
https://gyazo.com/06626fae6a5b4ae1b16f53a11dce758d Hardly lol!
Anonymous says
Nice failed photoshop Bella, but seriously go focus on getting a makeover, you starting to look more like a guy than a female. Hope you shave that nasty vagina mustache off your face mister. 😂 😂 😂
RandomPersonTyping says
Doubt it would be your last comment but from what you wrote, sound like a big butthurt there.
Cor Blimey says
WTF is FMD? I think your crotch is on fire more than FMD 😉
Bella's Baby says
lol for real though no one gives a fuck about FMD or that you wasted RL money to ‘buy’ a virtual club. You aren’t hot or funny or cool or ‘unobtainable’ judging by that picture. I’m surprised those skinny ankles and tiny feet can even hold up your deformed ass.
Thanks for letting all the VS stans that this would be your only comment though, much appreciated!
lawlkthxbye says
Ew, the thought of blowing a basic, dated, delusional cow like you just made my stomach churn. Unobtainable? By whom, if everyone gets a turn? lawl
BELLA says
lawlkth-nonfactor whatever your name is. If you are going to be such a hateful sourpuss.. you should at least comment with your SL name. Or is there just a bunch of pussies on this page? The idea I would want to do anything with anyone on this site makes me laugh. degenerates with nothing better to do than talk shit. Keep making me the topic of your day :wpds_shock: :wpds_oops: https://gyazo.com/53524500c2bcdfe948dfb90f789cf8fc. Unlike you basement dwellers I have work to do. have a great day!
Stir The Pot says
Can someone translate? I don’t speak cow.
BELLA says
Can you be a little more original or do you lack the capability of only knowing a one-word dictionary? Cow? what else you got …? Is that all … I mean I am more than sure most people are sick of seeing this stupid shit lol PS it’s nice to be living in your heads rent-free! Same losers on this site every week. Same names commenting Some boring ass shit. SL secrets .. HAHa!! … It’s comical that you think people actually give a flying fuck what losers have to say. One day you children will grow up till then.. keep crying.
welp says
thought werent going to post anything else?
OhOkay says
You’re one of those losers. I love absolutely adore how desperately hard you try to put yourself above anyone who is in agreement with the OP yet you came here to not only read but respond to every single negative comment you receive. You are no better than any other “basement dweller” here at this point. If you were so unbothered and busy with this amazing club, you sure as hell wouldn’t have time to sit here and post emoji’s nor would you want/need to. As the saying goes, “a hit dog will holler” Bella.
Fnt says
virtual bike bella not to mention a 60 year old male could make a more fuckable avi than that
BELLA says
😂
Be Less Ignorant, Please says
“This is my only comment” says the bloated cow before she starts responding to everything 😂 😂
BELLA says
😂
BELLA says
😆
Anonymous says
#38 Bella Piggy Need to Upgrade Her look, She starting to look like a Drag queen. 😂
Sup Bitches. says
#14 Dee Moretti, such great graphic design from the amazing graphic designer you are! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
M.O. says
#18 I have both Legacy and Maitreya bodies. Maitreya was “retired” by me Jan 2020 but it’s still a great “value” mesh body with incredible support.
Be Less Ignorant, Please says
I love how the people who get pissy when I say Maitreya is only so popular because it’s been the cheapest up until Belleza went on sale will totally accept someone else saying the same thing in euphemism 😂 😂
WhatIsYourDamageHeather says
Cheapest by 50L (SLink Redux bodies are 2800L to Mait’s 2750 for something less functional and more script-reliant) is weaksauce cheapness.
M.O. says
#14 Make that into a NFT and sell it some some sucker… excuse me.. customer for 10 ETH!!!
#24 Omg… Please stop it with this crap! Don’t you have anything better to do?
HERE FOR THE COMMENTS says
#24 @M.O. agreed! If you actually Google Eiffel Tower necklace, you will see many different varieties of the same necklace.
https://ibb.co/JRDxVNJ
Google Search Link: https://bit.ly/3s9UgIj
ALiteralRobot says
#7 if you can’t afford shit then just don’t buy it. you don’t have to panhandle on SL secrets.
Shrugs. says
#1 I can’t tell who the chick is, but I do hope that dude get’s with Thalia Davros owner of Rose n Thorn. That cunt muffin deserves every bit of misery coming. Drama central that one is.
pot calling the kettle black says
hahaha this shit is funny as fuck. We all know this is Trinity or Rosa. Like bitch fuck off lol. One its not Taliah (spell it right). Second Lapin can be with whoever they want to be with. You fucked up and your the one making drama. Third, Good to know my name is still in your mouth lol. Post all you want about me. Lapin is amazing friend and i will always have their back. So have fun. Cause we are all thinking this shit is funny.
Lmao says
If your the one who has peoples backs. I pray for them. I ran into you a few times and you were just a bitch and drama in the making I could feel it. I avoid you like the plague and your store. Someone who is an amazing friend should remain that and not wind up on secrets. Lol 😂
Laughing at You says
#28, 31 Someone really has a hard on for this Virgil. lol
SippingTeaAlways says
Probably his ex Noma. I mean, she sounds like a 90 year old smoker.
Bonitarosa says
90 year old track singer. She use tracks. SO SHE TRACK SINGER. Old one.
Sick of SL's Bullshit says
Everyone can keep shitting on the different mesh bodies but whatever happened to individuality? Can’t we all just agree that each body in SL comes with their own pros and cons? Maitreya is still a good body. I used it for many years before switching to Legacy. I like Maitreya because there are far more clothing options but in truth, Legacy gave me the curves I was looking for. Also not everyone can afford to drop the cash on a new body. Let everyone choose what they want and quit judging them for it. You sound ridiculous.
Ecstasy says
#15
Thanks for the exposure and extra attention to my Flickr page poster, always great to get extra appreciation and likes.
lawlkthxbye says
You look like you desperately need it to compensate for lacking a real life. You’re welcome. lawl
Ecstasy says
Oh yeah I’m loving having no life at all, I can game and do blog stuff for my sponsors whenever I want, it’s freaking awesome having nothing whatsoever to do. So cheers!
googleit says
you sooo funny bellaaaaaa. you know that bella means beautiful, do you , trash bag? Think about an other “nickname”. Shrek would be nice for you. lol
Ecstasy says
Your hilarious, not that it’s any of your business but that’s a shortened abbreviation of my RL name which my family calls me and friends but yes I know it means beautiful, I have seen Beauty and The Beast.
I used it for a time as my display name too, also calling me Shrek I don’t see it as a insult, he’s a interesting and funny character. Keep at it though, you’ll figure out a good insult eventually.
googleit says
this bitch is just good for joining things which isn´t her business. running after some sl guys which aren´t even guys in rl…lmao…and yeah…the ork woman still looks better that that trash hoe
Ecstasy says
Funny running after what guys exactly, I’d love to know which guys I’m supposedly running after. That one is news to me, I must have been logging on in my sleep again.
googleit says
and hey. NOONE likes your shit. lol
Ecstasy says
Hey 100+ faves and 20+ sponsers says different but what do I know lol
reverse time-traveller says
I was so looking forward to visiting Morgoth Academy but if they do not respect people who shit themselves on mic then I’m not sure I can :/
Iamwhoiam says
#18 This is Virtual-Secrets right? What is the secret in arguing what body shape is more realistic than the other? Which one has too much ass or no ass?! Which one has more or less triangles over the other!? This is a pointless post, as were all the other ones previous containing the same subject. Everyone as we all know has the right to have their second life the way they want! Now can we have some secrets please and not hateful people spewing out ridiculous comments?!
M.O. says
It’s actually a secret advertising campaign to get people to try Kupra and Legacy bodies to see what all the fuss is about. 🙂
It is what it is says
i am just convinced that those who rock maitreya and talk down about other bodies and their only thing that comes to their mind is ”not everyone wants to be 200+ with huge tits and ass” don’t understand basic shaping skills. Some bodies are just better depending what you are trying to make. I’ve seen people with ebody reborn making it look like legacy slim body. i hate the hips of maitreya if i try to give slight curves and legacy is great i just dont like the legs. ebody is a perfect mesh mix on the slim thick shape im tryna go for. But we dont wanna talk about how to shape since people who are nazi for their bodies lack those skills.
Nikki says
You gonna quote me at least be direct ya big ol Nancy. You right about me rocking Maitreya tho, tyvm. How TF is having a massive overblown ass using distorters right and left “understanding basic shaping skills”…..when you can’t even get past some hips. Psh. Stay over there with ya weird ol ebody fingers. You passive aggressive bitches get on my damn nerves……We damn sure wanna talk about THAT.
Nikki says
Snooze…..passive aggressiveness and calling me a Nazi. Because I can make my Maitreya look great I don’t understand basic shaping skills. Mkay. I’ll give you that some bodies are better depending on what you are trying to make, been sayin it all day. If you want extreme, yeah its not for that. But there are a whole lot of us who use 2 of the Maitreya bodies who love it. We aren’t all trying to be extreme, how hard is that for you daft bitches to get. Especially coming from such a shaping skils expert who was brought down by….hips…over there with ya weird ass Ebody fingers. Now THAT we can talk about.
WhatIsYourDamageHeather says
Two of the Maitreya bodies? Did you mean Belleza, or did you really mean to say, “I am a total dipshit”?
downwithunderboob says
NAH. Ebody is not perfect. That Reborn body has the worst fingers of all the SL bodies. No thick chicks have fingers like elongated toothpicks. I could say the same for thick mesh bodies that have the ankles of a toddler. Put hooker heels on feet with those tiny ankles, and all I can do when I see them is cringe and wait for the sound of breaking bones. I would love to have, shall we say, a plumper body, but it needs to be realistic, not a caricature, and also not be a walking lag fest. If so many stores hadn’t dumped Slink Hourglass, I probably would have gone with that one. Her latest bodies (Cinnamon and Chai) just won’t cut it either.
Chirp says
I don’t care what body you’re rocking. But if I drop 10fps whenever your jiggling tits wander into frame, you’re getting jellied.
Blaise Glendevon says
Because preferring a body that gives a slimmer, fashion-oriented figure is just like genocide. Kindly, grasp hold with both hands and get a grip.
Not Who You Think says
I’ve never heard of any of these people.
Jupiter says
#18 Are people really miserable enough to body shame avatars now?! WHO CARES. Every week it seems like there is some big discussion about which body is the best, why does it matter? Everyone has preferences, if you want to be petite or obese, who cares. Get the body that works for you and get the hell on with your lives.
Chester says
#30 In a world where people can be literally whatever they want, including being furries, feral animals, robots, etc, your problem is with tails and neko ears? lol, ok.
Be Less Ignorant, Please says
The funniest thing this week is dumb people getting mad at the post that is actually defending Maitreya, albeit with inaccurate numbers, and talking shit to the poster because context is too hard 😂 😂 your grade school language arts teachers would be so sad.
The version of each body represented would have been useful, and it makes no sense to list bodies with no onion layers for appliers with those that do still have them. All bodies should be offering a no-layer, BOM only version by now, frankly. That’s one of the points I’ll give people against Legacy, along with the separate hands for no reason and the lack of nail polish options.
I’m still pretty sure anyone who doesn’t see how much better it looks than Lara are those who live in CalWL or some other bright, flat lighting that kills materials, and use low graphics. Just shining a light across the tummy in a shadowy environment would be all the proof they needed that they’re settling for less, but their prebuilt Dells and notebooks with onboard graphics would catch fire.
ephemeral says
Separate hands and feet for no reason in this day and age is so unnecessary. Even if you really wanted to bust out some Slink feet and some vintage shoes, you could just alpha out the feet. Onion layers: also weird. The tech has moved past the need for them, and they’re cumbersome.
A lot of people like the look of Legacy and that’s the main reason I think we all choose the body or bodies that we wear, but they are not the most up-to-date with the actual features and design of the body.
Be Less Ignorant, Please says
The Legacy deformer feet allow you to use any ankle high Maitreya/Slink shoes without alphas, and actually have a better ankle curve than the standard feet, so those are worth the extra attachment point. Otherwise you’re correct; Legacy definitely needs to offer a BOM only version, and I will never stop bitching about the toenails until they release an applier kit or let us alpha them so replacement toenails don’t have to cover the whole toe to look nice.
I demo everything with a critical eye, because I have no problem spending money, but don’t want to waste it. I’ve never said Legacy was “perfect”, but the details built into the mesh are simply unmatched by any other brand- the closest is Reborn, but the tummy lacks Legacy definition, and the spine indentation is too deep for some reason, along with the ass being way too high without deformers. Belleza bodies are next after Reborn; all 3 brands have some muscle definition in the arms and legs instead of featureless sticks and straws, a defined crease where the ass meets thigh, and no ugly gap in the armpits if you have realistic shoulders. It’s funny to me that anyone thinks setting their shoulder slider below 10 is an acceptable option to deal with that- and it’s still ugly, even when you make the gap smaller.
I really thought Erika was going to be a contender, but then I saw a girl on all 4s in it… go ahead, grab a demo and bend it over. The lower back distorts wildly out of shape like the kidneys are trying to escape in opposite directions, so the rigging must be really bad. Maybe if that gets a major update, it’ll be worth buying.
Cranberries says
I hate that Legacy doesn’t do “shine”/materials without the onion layers. I mean, SLink has none and still manages to have a very nice shine/sheen to it. I can’t wear a body shine and show it off say under a semi-transparent dress without the under-body showing through. So annoying. -_- esp since most of my skins are fantasy colored and don’t match any of the pre-built skins in the Legacy HUD.
And the separate hands are feet are so unnecessary…or at least make it like Kupra that has an all-in-one or one that’s got separate components.
Be Less Ignorant, Please says
Every body needs a layer for materials. BOM doesn’t support materials- it’s always an applier. But I definitely agree that bodies no longer need any additional layers beyond the one for materials, and should include the option to get rid of the tattoo/clothing ones, to reduce complexity. Definitely Legacy’s biggest failing at the moment, but not enough to give up how it looks for me personally because my computer has no issue rendering Legacy bodies. I would pay for the option to derender all shelf ass Kupras by default though, that’s for sure. For every 1 Kupra user that looks ok, there are 20+ that look like poorly drawn hentai characters.
I wonder how many people crying about lag over bodies keep their draw distance high for no reason? If so, why are you forcing your poor abused potato to render things way further away than you’re ever looking, expect perhaps during photography? FS has presets now so you can save your laggy settings for high quality photos, and then change them to something more functional for the rest of the time with a simple drop down menu, just FYI to everyone. No need to give up shadows or advanced lighting if you’re not trying to pointlessly render every parcel around you.
Cranberries says
Hmm that could be the case for layers, but Slink nor Kupra have the problems I’m having with the Legacy tattoo layers of the onion layer showing through if wearing semi-transparent clothing sadly.
And hey, not all Kupra wearerrs have that shelf ass, I really hate that part of the kupra body, that and the tits! I just want a goddamn proper hourglass shape with nice tits and ass!!!! >.< Legacy needs to make/allow their waist line to be modded, every other part of their body can use external deformers, why not the waist! -_-
Be Less Ignorant, Please says
Legacy can’t stop waist deformers from working with their body; I don’t know why you think they wouldn’t. Any waist deformer would work on any body, regardless of which one they’re made for, but the effect might be different than pictured.
Cranberries says
I demo’d two or three and none of them worked. When I asked the creators if it was their item or the body itself, they said it was indeed legacy’s body that the waist wasn’t re-sizeable. If you have a brand you use could u post here please? Thanks!
A-Kid says
Draw distance is set to low for me, I have a whole list of saved settings for photos, events, etc. You don’t need to have your draw distance high when you’re inside a shop or a building. A lot of users just don’t get how SL renders things. Legacy bodies and Catwa heads still take the longest to render for me on a very not potato custom desktop. I always know who is wearing them. Kupra doesn’t give me that issue but sometimes I wish it did…
A-Kid says
Maitreya has its onion layers separate as wearables and Belleza went full modify meaning you can strip them off yourself. The complexity drops dramatically if you do.
Legacy bodies take the longest for me to render on a high end gaming desktop (Dell? Oh please…I customed this desktop), sometimes they don’t render at all. This shouldn’t be happening when no other body gives me that issue.
Not everyone wants to look photorealistic.I have no idea why human avatars, even kid avatars, suddenly want to look creepy realistic. The uncanny valley vibes I get from those smile app avatar photos…
Jay says
#14. This is what I imagine the Stockholm&Lima creator looks like. From what I’ve been told!!!!!!!
Bingo! says
#18- Getting some mixed messages from this one. You’re wanting people to use something other than Maitreya, but also saying Maitreya is good for having lower triangles? That’s not even the right triangle count for Slink Hourglass or Kupra, HG is 230k tris for the classic (omega) and 97k tris for the redux (BOM.) Kupra is around 457k tris last I checked. Come back with a clearer message and the right info.
#27- Oh wow that was Not thought through.
#28 & 31- You submitted this last week, why’d you submit it again?
#35- That sounds not only boring and a waste of money, but a lot of people use the garlic necklace which blocks bite requests so you wouldn’t even got a reaction from most people. They’re not gonna be annoyed for more than a couple minutes even if they’re not using the garlic necklace. Find a better hobby, learn to make stuff with all that time you’d be wasting. Get some cute clothes or furniture or something out of that deal, maybe even make some money.
#37- I think you should find someone to talk to about how you feel, instead of going through all that effort of doing something you don’t care about to piss someone else off. Follow the same advice I gave to #35 and use that time and energy on something else, like idk. Learning to make animations for SL, god knows there’s a need for more full-perm bento animations and at least you’d get something you could feel proud of for longer.
M.O. says
It’s a Maitreya advocate who is just reminding people of the post from last week.
Bingo! says
Oh okay, I forget about those posts the second I read them cause they’re all the same and they’ve been going on for weeks.
Beastboi says
#26 – She won’t listen, she doesn’t care. she’s changed in so many years to the type of person she used to complain about.
youphonyass says
You literally sound like your bitter about you ex bestie here..ahh wait are you maybe Y..? wow and you’re on here posting secrets? you always said you didn’t like this site yet here you are hypocrite ass bitch..and also talking shit about your friends behind their back..?..oh wait I’m not surprised lol why? because you do it to EVERYONE!!
Yikes says
24: why this comment got a lisp?
Stir The Pot says
I read it in Mike Tyson’s voice. XD
Not a therapist says
#18 If you get triggered over who is wearing what body and how many triangles make up that particular body, I think its safe to say you have larger issues. Let people be people, and take a freaking Xanex.
Abfab Hax says
#4 – The dude is allowed to post up anything on his timeline. Literally the subject was a blip timewise. Maybe a day, two? He’s literally moved on faster from it than you have. Guess what, women can be exactly all those things he stated. We also don’t like to admit our own truthful faults. Because if that happens, we can’t be pretty princesses anymore, can we?
Minky says
How about not lumping everyone into one big basket based on gender? Your ability to be or not be a shitty person is not based on how you were born.
Abfab Hax says
Anyone can take his post and realize he did not mean all females. That is plain as day. He’s also not lying about the behavior exhibited by certain females either. Seems like the only people who would get pissed would be the cheaters, unroyal, untrustworthy ones.
Just Another Bitch says
I couldn’t agree with you more, He has a lot of female friends, I happen to be one. He’s a great guy who has had some bad shit happen to him and reacted as most humans do to shitty situations. Some people just need to stop assuming and get off their high horse knowing damn well they would react the same way over a break up. Esp an bad one.
Blaise Glendevon says
Stop calling women “females.”
You sound like a Ferengi.
Stir The Pot says
Yeah, call them Humons. XD
Jupiter says
It has been my personal and professional experience that any time a man cries about how it’s “NOT ALL MEN” and “WOMEN ARE EVIL TOO”, he’s exactly the type of person he’s claiming others to be. Calling women females in the form of a derogatory literally proves it. Just have a good cry about her and get over it babe.
Abfab Hax says
You just proved the pretty princess mentality. Women are bitches, catty, manipulative and we also can be some of the worst liars on the planet. Any sex can call out that behavior. I mean shit, the worst derogatory speakers on this planet are women. You trying to pretend that is not the case is a joke. We talk shit about people all the time and also hold the #1 spot for backstabbing. Time to look in the mirror. The crown is not real, and wearing a self- tarnished one makes you look foolish.
Blaise Glendevon says
Internalized misogyny is a real motherfucker, isn’t it?
Laughing at You says
imagine believing this bullshit.
WhatIsYourDamageHeather says
Abfab is just a mediocre-looking hate machine, bless her non-existent heart. You should see when she gets a chance to be racist.
Santaaaaaa says
#18, All clothing are made for Lara Body, more triangles more lag so I’m really happy with my body, and I guess I will stay happy for a while:
All those post seem to come from competitors or clothing makers that want people to buy their shits 🙂
Be Less Ignorant, Please says
> “all clothing are made for Lara Body” (not true, but pretty close)
> “post seem to come from… clothing makers”
You’re a bright one, aren’t you?
Santaaaaaa says
Brighter than you at least, well anyone here is more than you: You should change “Be Less Ignorant” by “I’m Brainless” that fit much better with your personnality of cunt 🙂
Nikki says
Nah that post was made by some old SL dinosaur whose mental capacity gets triggered every time her deformed ass sees some dude she likes hitting on a Mait body or she tries to buy some clothes to fit her falumpalump and it doesn’t work. Also by someone who can’t add either or correctly recall triangle totals. So instead of getting AT creators who are her real problem she just wants to gripe at smaller people who use Mait just fine. Aint no one laughing at Mait, we all just laughin at HER.
M.O. says
Sometimes I really wonder if it’s the creators themselves that are provoking negative drama towards their own brand to increase traffic and sales.
Just leave the person alone says
#1 to the girl that post this stuff every week, you need to get yourself a fucking life. Every fucking week you post about this person. Like do you have nothing better to do???? You messed up and lied and lost them. Get over it already. You have a new man, so why is what they are doing so damn important . They are single. They can talk to whoever they want and post whatever they want. So go live your life and leave them alone
HYPOCRITICALLY OF COURSE says
18. I’m laughing at how all the Maitreya girls were shouting “Let people wear what they want” while simultaneously bringing down other bodies like Kupra last week. Talk about triggered. I don’t wear Kupra or Maitreya but If you’re actually a WEAR WHAT YOU WANT kind of person, that would go for any body. Face it, you just think it’s ok to wear what you want when it’s Maitreya.
Lisa says
Except the person who started this convo was dissing Maitreya, so you get what you give.
I think most Maitreya ladies are perfectly fine with their body which is why they still wear it. It’s the haters that keep attacking people who choose to still wear it when they should simply be happy for the alternatives they have and leave people who still enjoy their Maitreya alone.
I would not diss people for wearing another body but if you start to attack me for my choice, don’t be surprised if I fire back with reasons why I would not choose your body.
I Love Underboob says
Not true – every week someone has to make a comment about the proportions of bodies like Kupra and eBody and disparage the people who wear them. I don’t have a particular horse in the race, but the post did not come out of nowhere.
ephemeral says
It’s kind of amazing how hard it is for people to just shut the fuck up.
Then again, we’re all here, so I guess none of us are the shutting-up type.
lawlkthxbye says
It’s a virtual pissing contest, duh. lawl
Stir The Pot says
“I would not diss people for wearing another body but if you start to attack me for my choice, don’t be surprised if I fire back with reasons why I would not choose your body.”
THIS. SAME.
Stir The Pot says
The 5 people that downvoted my comment are clearly those that WOULD diss you for your choice. LOL!
NotHereForTheFiction says
THIS. ALL OF IT.
Your Savvy Friend says
#13 I swear I click on these blogotex kiosks just to read the “blogger requirements” and have a good laugh. Genus, really? Aren’t those heads outdated now?
downwithunderboob says
Try telling that to the fools who believe Genus’ promises that they’re going to release something (new heads? updates? at least a correction to that freaking blinking problem?) that they’ve been promising for THREE YEARS. It wouldn’t take three years to fix the blinking problem if they were actually, y’know, still working.
Your Savvy Friend says
And animations suck tbh. I don’t understand why they were so popular in the first place.
downwithunderboob says
Well, until Evo/Evo X came out, there were only two popular options for heads, Catwa and Genus. Sure, there are a lot of other heads out there (Akeruka’s kind of been lurking all along but hasn’t gained market share). I refused to use Catwa as I hate that HUD. Catwa hasn’t released anything since HDPRO. I think the simple reason Genus got popular was because of their free heads. People keep posting on here bitching because nobody creates skins for Genus and Catwa any more, but why should they? Genus is dead in the water and Catwa? Who the heck knows what’s going on there. Lelutka giving out multiple gift heads (that have easy to use HUDs and good animations and excellent skin and makeup support) over the past couple of years was a game changer.
Be Less Ignorant, Please says
Some of the Genus heads are very pretty; I wore one for quite a while myself. The original “babyface” option was overused to the point of being as boring as Catya, but the other non-freebies (that “strong face gift” nose is so bad, can spot it from across the room) could look great and unique with a good shape.
At least, until you flip the animation HUD on, the eyes start rolling back in the head, and the tongue gets glitched out through your lips and only an “undeform” would fix it. Forget about using mouth animations for local speaking; they’re a fucking disaster, and for some reason once you turned them on once, you could never really turn them off. The only way to use a Genus head successfully without being a static-faced mannequin who doesn’t even blink is to rez a copy that has never had the Genus animations turned on(just delete that hud, it’s that useless), disable automatic eye movement in your viewer, and find a third party face AO that is compatible. They exist, but when I was shopping for them there weren’t many and they were not cheap.
Also yes, anyone who really believes they’re going to do updates at this point is gullible as fuck. They’re stuck with that crappy neck seam and poorly laid out HUD until they finally decide they’ve gotten their money’s worth out of that 3-4k and move on.
Beastboi says
What sucks about #26 is she won’t listen, she doesn’t care. She’s changed, and not in a good way. Kinda sucks, ya know? Especially when she used to complain about her ex SL mom, she went and did the exact same thing.
youphonyass says
You literally sound like your bitter about you ex bestie here..ahh wait are you maybe Y..? wow and you’re on here posting secrets? you always said you didn’t like this site yet here you are hypocrite ass bitch..and also talking shit about your friends behind their back..?..oh wait I’m not surprised lol why? because you do it to EVERYONE!!
Beastboi says
What sucks about this is #26 won’t listen, she doesn’t care. She’s changed from when I once knew her into a person I thought she’d never become. And whats even worse is she used to complain that her ex SL mom did the exact same thing, hypocrite much?
youphonyass says
You literally sound like your bitter about you ex bestie here..ahh wait are you maybe Y..? wow and you’re on here posting secrets? you always said you didn’t like this site yet here you are!!..gee hypocrite ass bitch much?..and also talking shit about your friends behind their back..?..oh wait I’m not surprised lol why? because you do it to EVERYONE!!
And I Oop says
#18 Whoever posted this seems a tad slow.
#30 OP you are creepy as hell with this Patch Linden obsession you got going on.
downwithunderboob says
#30’s OP probably has a crush on Patch and got rejected. The one’s making the most noise/homophobic remarks are usually the ones who are so far in the closet, their mail gets delivered to Narnia.
smh says
23 – uhhhhhhhhh
28 & 31 – same exact one from last week + new version. sounds like an obsessed fan tried to smash and got turned down. get a grip.
ALSO… don’t try to rip on people who sing with backing tracks. They’re every bit as talented as those who accompany themselves. Not everyone wants to hear the same boring acoustic sound at every venue. If you knew the amount of work and equipment required for good live singing you wouldn’t be so quick to judge any type of live singer.
35 – 2007 called, they want their pyramid scheme back
37 – I can’t even formulate the words for this one… are you like 12 years old or something?!
Laughing a You says
#4. This hit some thot’s nerve, apparently
Jupiter says
Men are so emotional. You should try smiling more, Chris c:
Laughing at You says
try again LOL
Stir The Pot says
Women blast men for breaking up with them no one bats an eye.
Men blast women for breaking up with them and everyone loses their mind.
FFS. Let the man vent.
Stop asking me to change my name Naria! says
#27 Is this some kind of joke?
Yikes says
nope this one is…sadly real.
Not A Fan says
##38 – wait, we’ve got venereal diseases in SL?? 🤔🤔
downwithunderboob says
It wouldn’t surprise me if there’s a store out there offering genital warts appliers.
Idcreally says
Someone recently made mouth herpes for Valentines Day xD
Butcher says
if we do, Bella’s stretched old pixel puss is simmering with them, the woman is a pyschopath who thinks owning a shitty SL club is the height of success and power. She should log out and get a RL job or at least touch grass once in a while.
Be Less Ignorant, Please says
Why would she do that? She has a castrated simp of a rl husband who supports her delusions apparently, to go with the incel losers who give her money in SL. Women like her couldn’t exist without pathetic men, which to me is the funniest part of them thinking they are “bosses”. Stop giving men who can’t get laid their fap material, and all of their “power” and money would dry up like their menopausal vajayjays. She’s just a prostitute, in both lives 😂 😂 nothing wrong with sex work, but pretending it’s something it isn’t is too funny.
funny says
~25~ ste does not ask for $$$ she forces you to feel bad until you give her money
Curious Kit says
How many idiots fall for that though? Let’s get to the real secret. Spill it all.
Idol says
#30 so are we going to do homophobic submissions every week now cuz it’s getting old already
Winston lajoi says
So long as homosexual stuff happens, people will comment on it; especially if it involves what looks visually like minors. Then it’s less homosexual, and more pedophelia, they’re commenting on.
Get comfortable with it, it’s not like you never have opinions on things. Water off a gay ducks back, as they say.
Idol says
i’m aware that i can’t stop homophobia winston but it’s still boring as hell to read low effort homophobic secrets each week!
also literally it’s a picture of a guy and two kids moving houses nothing weird is happening and i can’t imagine why you’d instantly jump to it being weird if you weren’t deeply homophobic. but that’s not even why i said it was homophobic, the homophobic part is from the weird comment about gay men not being real men, did you even look at the secret i’m responding to?
CHAZ IS STILL A PEDO says
#40 now this is what I’m talking about
A teacher sipping some tea ☕️ says
You are disgusting you sick fuck, no class! Also you look like a disgusting shit filled twat cussing at the Pinewood Valentine’s Day dance, there was small children, but that hasn’t stop you before, so……..
Nikki says
#18 Whyyyyy do people get so triggered over Maitreya…not all of us are 200-300lbs with DDD tits and ass walking around on platforms with flexi hair all over the place. Different strokes for different folks…Kiss ALLLLL that Maitreya ass.
Krys says
They get triggered when creators only rig for maitreya and don’t support other bodies. They don’t care you wear your stick-figure body 🙂
Nikki says
THEY/YOU obviously do care. No one has ever called me stick figure body in RL or SL, ya sound dumb. Small and curvy exists just like big and curvy does.
Idol says
did you consider insulting people with other bodies is not going to make people be nicer to maitreya LOL
Nikki says
I’m insulting whoever made this post, that’s it. And I don’t care who is nicer to Maitreya, I think it’s ridiculous that they compare at all, if you wanna see some ass, come find me in world. GrumpyGogurt. Maitreya got ass.
Not A Fan says
LMAO no it doesn’t sweety. It has a flat, shapeless, pointy (like the hips) ass. That body wasn’t sculpted to have ass, no matter how much you work those sliders. Nice try though.
Nikki says
Mkay…..sounds like a nice way of saying you couldn’t figure it out. But heyyyyy you keep on keepin on.
Sick of SL's Bullshit says
Ehh, not so much. I made a thicker character with a decent amount of booty but I had to match the hips and thighs so it looked good. If you wanna just slide the ass out, it looks ridiculous, the stomach too. Pointed all down and shit.
Sick of SL's Bullshit says
Girl, drink some water. Shamelessly plugging your inworld escort services ain’t gonna get you the dick you want.
Not A Fan says
Kiss all WHAT Maitreya ass? Where Maitreya ass? Y’all don’t have any ass TO kiss.
Brink says
All you just did is prove that you can’t make shapes. You can have a fat ass on Maitreya if you know how to make shapes. Sorry you need a body that comes with a fat ass. ♥
Be Less Ignorant, Please says
Sure, Lara can have a “fat ass” if you want to have a pointy corner on the underside 😂 sometimes I think you bitches are actually blind. Maybe running low graphics makes everything look* so jagged that you can’t tell the difference between a smooth curve and that disaster?
Nikki says
Nah thats because ya ass is too wide. Or you wanna have a 3 foot gap in between ya legs then yeah expect a jagged edge. Every body has its limits and I know what you mean because I have played with the sliders to the extreme. But I don’t want extreme, I want to be close to my own and my ass isn’t 4 feet wide nor is the wind whistling between my damn legs so it works. It also depends on poses, some are more ass and pose friendly. Its an art to make each avi look its best. If you don’t think Maitreya fits you, then change but don’t dog the rest of us because we can make it work for us.
Be Less Ignorant, Please says
No dumbass, the corner in the underside of an overextended Lara ass has literally nothing to do with hip width, and everything to do with the actual ass size. Most of you have your hips set too short though, so that’s why that sad lump at the top of your thighs is also pointy. Tell yourself whatever you want though; I’ve said many times that I appreciate the generic backdrop you NPC bitches provide. 👍 My criticism is for my amusement, and not intended as help or incentive to change.
Nikki says
Fantastic, it’s awesome being appreciated. Your criticism amused me too. Far better than these other passive aggressive bitches who are just angry because they can’t see their own vagina and feet.
Santaaaaaa says
Are you dumb, I said I don’t want to look like you, I mean fat 🙂 And how that a proof, I make my own shapes for years:.. Only noobs like you think shapes is a hard thing to do 🙂
Santaaaaaa says
So for you only a fat ass like some own, are asses ? What’s wrong with you ??? I do love my Maitreya butt as well, it’s just cute ! Fat girl it’s just having diseases… and that’s just a fact. If people were to own some of boobs in sl they would to have back pain. It’s crazy to denigrate people in sl because we’re not all the same, so fuck you, like femens, my body my choices. Also, my moneys my choices: and if you still unhappy they sell some good anal plug in Amazon 🙂
Laughing at You says
no, their asses simply arent 27 times the size of their heads. like the average Kupra Kow
sweetjesusmakeitstop says
Don’t forget the shine cranked up to b-52 glare level, so they look like beer brats glistening with fat, skin about to pop, no shape, or trace of any bone/muscle structure visible to the mere mortal eye[other than nipples the size of toilet plungers]
Laughing a You says
Mad cow is still mad
Nikki says
Laughing* at* you* too!
Laughing at You says
apparently I can’t type this week
annoyance says
Why is everything about tits and asses? If you want a more slender body then there’s legacy. You can make yourself into a walking toothpick if you like. Maitreya’s body literally has no wrists. Doesn’t it bother you at all?
Nikki says
So I’m assless and without wrists too……However will I extend my favorite finger without working wriiiiissstttts? Ya’ll are nuts. There are so many different skins and at least 3 different body types that I know of. I almost never have to check and see if an outfit carries for my body or my TITS. I love Maitreya but I spent houuuurs making my body and head and it sounds like to me some of you guys are just lazy or dumb and don’t want to learn your body you just want some plopped out bullshit ready to go.
Sick of SL's Bullshit says
Erm, not sure what you’re talking about. I was happy with Maitreya for many years but I went for Legacy recently. Maitreya has the best clothing options and yes, there are wrists. Not everyone uses the size zero hands. Some of us like to proportion our avatars realistically.
milly says
I have the legacy body but I hate the hud and honestly the body doesn’t blow me over and it just wasn’t what I wanted.
Actually what I want is the shape of Belleza Isis body because it’s the mix of things but it’s not very popular so there is that.
I have played around with ebody and there is no way to get the shape I want from it, same thing with kupra. And that’s ok because I don’t have to have those bodies.
I’m not always thrilled with Maitreya but a lot of the clothes I have are only for Maitreya and even though I have various outfits and body/head combos saved I just default back to what is easier for me.
Bonitarosa says
Isis is a great body but no one design for it anymore
Fanta says
Am I the only one with the issue of not being able to get the Maitreya butt small enough? Lmao
A-Kid says
Wow do I feel you. When I get on my adult avatar alt, I don’t have any interest in having large boobs or a large butt. I just want to look like me – a little overweight and average. I got Maitreya where I want it after a lot of overall tweaking but it’s the only body that doesn’t want to give me booty and boobs for days. I still have nightmares over Reborns butt being it’s own planet with the slider at 0.
Ecstasy says
You do realise that the post is actually saying Maitreya is the better body so I have no idea what your so et up about other than you saw the word Maitreya and saw red. I’d learn to read a full post before you blow a gasket. Also what is with the continues fat shaming not everyone who purchases a different body do so to make it super curvy you can make a really nice slim figure with eBODY as seen on plenty of blogs and Flickr images.
I don’t like Maitreya myself but I’m not gonna shame people for wearing it, wear whatever you bloody want and let me wear what I want. Stop worrying about what other people think.
Triangles Confusee says
I guess I don’t get it. Is it better to have more triangles or less triangles? AND How do you know how many triangles there are?
Santaaaaaa says
#40 scatophilic(adj)[Taking pleasure from contact with human excrement](adj)
Nothing to add 🙂
Santaaaaaaa says
You agreeing to taking pleasure of scat?
Santaaaaaa says
You’re probably the creator of that disgusting thing 😀 No sorry, I don’t have pleasure to watching that, the contrary, I want to puke 🙂
welp says
its obn a child … this entire arguement literally just made it worse
watcher says
#40 agreed this is very disturbing.
Concerned Citizen says
Yikes to this week. Yikes.
Yikes says
big yikes for everyone
Brink says
#8 Nobody said you edited it. It says you WENT INTO EDIT. Two different things.
And BonBon hair doesn’t glitch because it is SUPER far off the head and doesn’t fit heads as well as other creators’ hairs do.
welp says
Yup when its miles away alpha isnt an issue, obviously so is looking good
JaneLol says
Please someone put #8 out of their misery !
Idol says
I’m sure you have a point in there somewhere but this was very difficult to parse – lower vibration people?
Sickandtiredofit says
Huh?
reverse time-traveller says
You know how when particles are radioactive the molecules bounce around a lot and are agitated a bunch, all the coalescent bonds start to shake up. Low vibration people are people who don’t regularly microdose radiation,so their cells don’t vibrate as much (as they’re only being jostled by background radiation and maybe X-rays). It’s a big deal nowadays?
Chester says
Did i just have a stroke?
Blaise Glendevon says
Stranger in Moscow was originally written as a song for Sonic 3, and the Sonic version is vastly better.