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Virtual-Secrets, Week 673

07/25/2021 · kesseret ·

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Before we delve into secrets…
• If you hook up with a crazy in SL, it is not our responsibility to help you deal with that. If it becomes a RL issue contact law enforcement.
• Trust no one. If you tell people your laundry they will air it for you.
• Secret submissions are anonymous. We don’t know if your crazy ex or your abuela submitted them.
• Make your secrets legible.
• Do not contact us just to threaten us, especially with e-lawyers. We’ve been doing this for 12+ years. You are not the first nor will you be the last.
• Lastly, if the material submitted here triggers you, please get help. If the materials submitted here make you suicidal please see the suicide hotline numbers posted. They are there to help.


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Fleur
3 years ago

#6 Is the only one with sense regarding this stupid head war.

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HA
3 years ago

#1&#26 Back up here again azu? And this time twice? Curiosity got me. What did you do this time? Cuz it seems you can’t stay out of fucking trouble even for a week from the looks of it.

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Picking up Shit
3 years ago

#3 As if his childish ” little boy on COD” language wasn’t enough to make you roll your eyes, he’s resorted to every middle schooler’s favorite way of telling a boy they’re obsessed. Doxxing fat people is low (do you have something to share with us Ethan?), but you just straight embarassed yourself by trying to ugly-shame someone that actually accomplished what I’m assuming you haven’t. Middle school must be hard for you during the pandemic, no one to bully in person. Oh well, I know It’s hard to think of something intelligent to say with that underdeveloped melon of yours. Glad people can finally smell your shit, it’s just straight funny that you wafted it their direction yourself.

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Theodoric
3 years ago

#14 good grief, are we back to this stuff again?

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Pornochio
Reply to  Theodoric
3 years ago

Apparently, if you keep drawing attention to it

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Maggie Brax
3 years ago

#40 If I want to see if an event is just shit templates the first place I look is to see if “You unique” is there by Gem Miklos that stuff is nasty!! and so are the clothes 😛

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NotHereForTheFiction
3 years ago

#4 Has anyone noticed that this post was about FMD and nothing to do with 808?? Or am I missing something?

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Twiggy:
Reply to  NotHereForTheFiction
3 years ago

The owner of 808 working for FMD, and FMD claims to have the best of the best that’s how i see it.

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Call me a bitch like it's a bad thing
3 years ago

#20 Yeah, here’s all her other alts I know about too.

Jenzie Sapphire (jennifer2757)
Dr. Stacy Mackilin (Sadie Spleen)
jennifer2757 (atomicprotonkitten)
Dr. Alice Mercantile/MacKenzie Pfurtscheller (jullie.claridge)
Dr Jennifer Morelli (katiapfurtscheller)

And, since I didn’t spread any RL information about this person, it’s all perfectly legal. ^.^ Report me, Jennifer. Go ahead <3

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Your Mom
3 years ago

#36 Velvet Tunnel and Shafted have good managers and good owners who handle situations accordingly and respectfully. Every club has dead periods because believe it or not everyone who works there has a life. Those who don’t are (as you can see) bitching and complaining on SL secrets like a bunch of toddlers. If you are on here plastering your childish ranting

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Your Mom
Reply to  Your Mom
3 years ago

GO APPLY FOR A DAMN CIRCUS YALL ARE BUNCH OF CLOWNS. y’all are 30+ years old bitching about a virtual strip club you got fired from. Cry me and the world a river, pick ya pull-ups and put on some pants, go to a career counselor and find you a new occupation at your nearest Six Flags. Cause y’all a bunch of looney tunes.

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KEK
3 years ago

LOL no cedar creek trashing this week?

Last edited 3 years ago by KEK
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Watching the Tea Flow All over the Floor
3 years ago

#36 This club is so ridiculous. They put in the rules about not dating but you have staff fucking staff right under their noses, and they are Leaders and Managers, and Owners. They ban you if you have an opinion that doesn’t fall in their clique. They hire trashy hoes that cause drama, and allow it to happen. They brag to everyone they are the #1 Club in the grid, yet at any given time of day, you can pop in and only two or three people will be at the club. I use to work for them, and they micro manage you to fucking death, it got worse after they hired PizzaDan and Arya as managers. Ever wonder why Bound and Euphoria didn’t work out….hummmm….could it have been the managers?

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HereForTheTurmoil
Reply to  Watching the Tea Flow All over the Floor
3 years ago

Since seeing your lil piss rant, I thought I would check the club out myself. Seems like they are doing pretty damn well since they have gotten rid of you. I would suggest you calm down and maybe start lookin in the mirror, looks like you’re the problem not them.

It’s SL not reality I am sure you will survive your day to day life. How are you employed in Real life acting like this, I would have you fired. There are more important things to worry about in life than complain like a cranky child about a virtual strip club.

Be an adult and move on. Though by the looks of it you’re so used to being a problem you can’t stop being a pest.

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kesseret
Author
Famed Member
Reply to  HereForTheTurmoil
3 years ago

@HereForTheTurmoil and @The Lord’s Word in case this is your first rodeo here I will try to call out people who use multiple names to act like multiple people are on a talking point. It’s been a while that I could do it because of how I implemented cloudflare but since I redid the server I am back.

tl;dr Pick a username, stick to it.

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LOL
Reply to  Watching the Tea Flow All over the Floor
3 years ago

What a crock of shit. You need to get a life. You must be so proud of yourself to bitch about a virtual strip club lol. Please give us all a break and go find a job in rl to occupy your time. This is hilarious that you are this upset about a club you probably got fired from. You look like a fool with your ridiculous posting. All you have done is give this place some free advertisement. Great job!

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The Real MVP
Reply to  LOL
3 years ago

Looks like I need to throw some bands at Velvet. They really know how to take out the trash and they got some fine ass women on their stage.

Aye yo fat ass who is complaining cause he got fired. What hurts worse, Your existence? or waking up everyday knowing your goofy ass is bashing a virtual strip club because lil ole you didn’t get to be a degenerate? (Asking for a friend).

You all call yourselves men and shit but dead ass act like a bunch of off-brand pocket pussies.

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Your Mom
Reply to  Watching the Tea Flow All over the Floor
3 years ago

You’re bitching about a SL strip club you most likely was rightfully fired from. Maybe work on betting yourself before projecting your stupidity and ignorance. you just made a laughing stock out of yourself.

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pewpew
Reply to  Your Mom
3 years ago

I’ve got no freaking clue what this place is or who pissed on whose cheerios but it made me giggle that you’re dictating that this person should better themself (I’m assuming that’s what you meant when you said “betting”) then you proceed to throw ignorance and stupid at them when you can’t spell or grammar yourself lol.

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Your Mom
Reply to  pewpew
3 years ago

Whoops sent my response to you as a reply to pewpew. Lmfao shit happens peace out see ya later.

love ya pewew :*

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kesseret
Author
Famed Member
Reply to  Your Mom
3 years ago

@Your Mom and @PewPew in case this is your first rodeo here I will try to call out people who use multiple names to act like multiple people are on a talking point. It’s been a while that I could do it because of how I implemented cloudflare but since I redid the server I am back.

tl;dr Pick a username, stick to it.

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Your Dad
Reply to  pewpew
3 years ago

Roflmao get a load of this kid. The classic “you spelled this one word wrong because of a typical typo” routine. I am going to assume you’re a child with not a lick of maturity.

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pewpew
Reply to  Your Dad
3 years ago

Oh no you hurt my virtual feelers real big calling me a child 🙁 Like I stated… I have no fucking clue who any of you are but when someone is ranting about how stupid others are and calling them out for things they’re doing themselves then sorry but they’re going to get called out… typical typos happen a lot with your buddy it seems maybe take them to one side and calm them down, all this rage typing causes typos lol. It’s SL as you guys keep saying so why defend this “virtual strip club” so hard if it’s of no importance to you?

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Your Mom
Reply to  pewpew
3 years ago

Since you replied I guess I can waste some time tonight. I got a lil bit of time before i start watching some naruto with my dark chocolate oreos and milk. Yum btw you should go get some, a solid 10/10.

Considering you have stated you don’t know us or the situation you should probably stick to the “live studio audience vibe” with your laughs and the occasional clap. You sounded redundant and benighted in your comments. Which ultimately contributed to your need to be senseless and foolhardy in your sentence structure. (Highly expected for people like yourself)

The grammar comeback and the raging assumptions. The typical tactics used by incompetent individuals with no real reason to speak (or type) other than to try and be a nuisance. If you were working hard toward being an inconvenience, I must say you have failed epically. I found you to be rather simple and easy to laugh at.

I clearly know something on the topic regarding these vacuous smooth brains and their weak lash out at Velvet/Shafted. So do better next time when you want come at me. For someone who knows little you sure do have a lot to say. But please if you want to continue i got some time after work tomorrow to read more of your insolent and imbecilic comments. I am sure the laugh won’t be needed but also won’t be turned down.

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Pewpew
Reply to  pewpew
3 years ago

Wow you are more dense than osmium. Defending? I don’t see a defense in these comments your typing too. I see someone telling someone to “stop playing victim for the consequences of their actions, get over it SL is a game, and you look goofy asf”. Even the post above this guy’s comment is stating the same while calling them clowns and Looney Tunes. That is being real and stating the obvious if you haven’t noticed. But uuuhh looka here buzzlightyear since your on the rescue to save people you don’t know. No one is raging over here. There is no way you can be mad at this comical level of stupidity.I’m chillin and laughing at your comment that clearly proves you don’t think before you type. The energy i am putting in right now is the same amount of energy i put into eating an oreo. I got way more important things to deal with first before i come poke my head in to see what dumb paragraphs you constructed so you feel important for the day. Lol “Bitching about a virtual world service that doesn’t impact your day to day life” is the same as “humorously shit talking the very people getting mad over a game because we got the time to find that shit stupid”? Make it make sense. I am guessing SL is your RL too. Typos happen all the time on a day to day basis without rage even remotely being the cause. I am sure you have made typos where rage isn’t involved. Then again it is typical of an immature person to play that card. It is SL secrets after all, not at all surprised. This is secondlife broski, imagine getting mad about a game. A virtual world that maybe if you spent… Read more »

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pewpew
Reply to  Pewpew
3 years ago

Like Kess said pick a name and stick to it you imbecile, you’re running with at least 4 different names a whole tribe of invisible friends and even tried to take mine lol so it looks like people agree with you.

Take your own advice “broski” take some time outside instead of using every waking minute making up new names on here, it’s ok though I had an invisible friend when I was 4yrs old xD

LMFAO sit TF down you’re making yourself a laughing stock 😀

Last edited 3 years ago by pewpew
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kesseret
Author
Famed Member
Reply to  Pewpew
3 years ago

@Your Mom and @PewPew in case this is your first rodeo here I will try to call out people who use multiple names to act like multiple people are on a talking point. It’s been a while that I could do it because of how I implemented cloudflare but since I redid the server I am back.

tl;dr Pick a username, stick to it.

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NotHereForTheFiction
Reply to  pewpew
3 years ago

She lost the plot further up too. Guessing it’s one of the Manager’s they’re ‘bitching’ about and she can’t handle the jandle? GREAT publicity for a Club she’s so desperate in defending. Lol.

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Your Mom
Reply to  NotHereForTheFiction
3 years ago

Lmfao oh nooooo he came after my typo, what will i do. Yikes this is the kind of stupidity SL spits out these days? Hmmm expected i guess nothing new.

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NotHereForTheFiction
Reply to  Your Mom
3 years ago

Are you even answering the correct comment? Read it again, bruv. I was laughing at your stupidity not your grammar. You okay over there, my guy?

And as one who just got called out for using multiple names…and in case you’re just that dense I’m meaning – YOU – I’d just leave at this stage. Every word flying from your keyboard at this point is just too ridiculous.

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pewpew
Reply to  NotHereForTheFiction
3 years ago

The fact it’s even interacting with it’s other names pretending they’re actually different people is hilarious.

Better luck next time my guy LMFAO I’m fucking dead.

Kudos to Kess for calling this idiot out.

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kesseret
Author
Famed Member
Reply to  pewpew
3 years ago

What’s weird is they even used your name.

But folks do what folks do.

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pewpew
Reply to  kesseret
3 years ago

I know xD

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Daddy Big Spoon
Reply to  NotHereForTheFiction
3 years ago

It’s crazy right! Like imagine a grown ass man bitching over the internet about a virtual strip club. XD It’s pathetic and comical, like are you guys really adults? cause if you say you are I might need to call Nev up cause y’all some catfishing ass mutha fuckas. I just wanna stir the pot now to see how more pathetic you guys can get.

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BrokenSaucer
Reply to  Watching the Tea Flow All over the Floor
3 years ago

Wasn’t it Dreaa’s greediness that caused the downfall of Bound and Fetish Lounge? Management did everything while she just ran with the money. As rumor has it.

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Pornochio
Reply to  BrokenSaucer
3 years ago

All club owners are greedy cunts. People see this and then go make their own club thinking they can do it better. But nope, just greedy cunts.

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Yolo Bro
Reply to  BrokenSaucer
3 years ago

The children aren’t ready for that conversation. They can’t even handle the basic “your actions have consequences” topic without shitting in their diapers and crying.

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kesseret
Author
Famed Member
Reply to  Yolo Bro
3 years ago

@HereForTheTurmoil and @The Lord’s Word @ Your Mom @pewPew @yolo bro and many others…. in case this is your first rodeo here I will try to call out people who use multiple names to act like multiple people are on a talking point. It’s been a while that I could do it because of how I implemented cloudflare but since I redid the server I am back.

Keep it up and you’ll be banned.
tl;dr Pick a username, stick to it.

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HA
Reply to  kesseret
3 years ago

I love the fact they’re being called out for having a literal conversation with themselves and yet they keep going.

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pewpew
Reply to  HA
3 years ago

I love the fact they tried to clone my name and couldn’t even get that right 🤣

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Oopsie
3 years ago

Wait a moment, did anyone notice that there is no Cedar Creek vs. Fox Hollow secret this week? What happened?!

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pewpew
Reply to  Oopsie
3 years ago

Let’s hope it stays that way it’s the most boring, repetitive shit on here that most of us skip right past.

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Coke
Reply to  pewpew
3 years ago

Your mom is boring

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Here for the tea
Reply to  Oopsie
3 years ago

they finally shut up.I am sure next week will be full of their bs

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Kaisumi .. still le gone bish..
3 years ago

#11. Ew wtf.

#32. I didnt realize you could own a hair style.. I mean one looks predated and the other looks nicer, and more updated.

Last edited 3 years ago by Kaisumi .. still le gone bish..
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wtf?
Reply to  Kaisumi .. still le gone bish..
3 years ago

Predated? I hardly think so since it was only last year and all of her hair has been updated in the last few years. The doux one is probably heavily edited to look that way, ya never know what something looks like until you try it on.

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M.O.
3 years ago

#11 Ugly as f*ck!!!

#32 Those styles are completely different. There is a big difference between copying and being a derivative. Even still, I’m sure that both creators took their inspiration from another source like a fashion magazine, someone they bumped into in RL or just from a photo they saw online somewhere. They could also be using a template they bought from a 3rd party (not in this case however) which can make sense if you’re running late for unknown reasons and you have a commitment to an event that starts in only a couple of days.

#35 Good things take time. I’m certain your order will be queued in the order he receives them. Unless of course you want to pay a lot extra to jump the line.

Last edited 3 years ago by M.O.
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Timmy
3 years ago

That’s a complete lie Kenzie don’t blame for anything quit being so salty

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PepperidgeFarmRemembers
3 years ago

Wasn’t JacksonAvery1 that guy who lied about being a singer and ripping youtube videos?

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Psycho bitches
3 years ago

22.
your thirst is showing.
Anyone still talking bout jonnie is either mentally handicapped or hard pressed for virtual penis.

Last edited 3 years ago by Psycho bitches
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Justanotherwhorestore
3 years ago

#36 duh. These places open and fail constantly. You get a bunch of money hungry lying egotistical idiots in one place and what do you expect. Half of them are lazy asses living in their parents basement or spare bedroom and doing this for a “living”. Get a job. Get off your computer and get a life. Keep letting being an SL whore go to your head and think your shit don’t stink and you’ll end up on the bottom of someones shoe soon enough and know one will even remember your name. You got lesbians throwing their pride away and lying to their male clients about their preference, girls that are 300lbs too heavy moaning on mic when they’re not even playing themselves … fake bullshit, for pennies.

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Your Mom
Reply to  Justanotherwhorestore
3 years ago

yikes……. why are you so heated. You sound like you care more than you say you do. What did the SL whores do to you my guy?

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NotHereForTheFiction
Reply to  Your Mom
3 years ago

Says she who lost the plot herself in here earlier. What’s the matter, dear? Didn’t take your memory tabs this morning? And yet here you are poking fun at someone else for the same shit you just did…AND THEY DIDN’T HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPITALS TO GET THEIR POINT ACROSS. Yikes…why are you so ridiculous my guy??

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Your Mom
Reply to  NotHereForTheFiction
3 years ago

The clown behavior continues….. Oh I mean….

Oh damn…… you got me bruv, schooled me real hard… let me go CRY TO MY MOM! If we really wanna talk about ridiculousness, who is complaining about a virtual strip club? Cause it ain’t me. Might want to reevaluate yourself kid before you call anyone ridiculous. But yea go off my guy keep it up, you’re entertaining me at the end of the day.

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Master of hmm
Reply to  Your Mom
3 years ago

I mean let’s be real, judging by all your comments on here you sure sound like a hypocrite telling people to get rl jobs, being over 30, being lazy… the list goes on. Maybe take some of your own advice or does swinging round a pole and riding virtual dick for 100L justify everything you say? I think you’re either the owner of this establishment or a manager kissing the owners ass to be THIS defensive.

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NotHereForTheFiction
Reply to  Master of hmm
3 years ago

It needs to learn to read too. When did I complain about any club in here? I was merely commenting on her temper tantrum and her ridiculous pointing fingers. Lol. She can come at me all she likes. As you say…it’s her making the fool out of herself not anyone else. Too busy coming up with yet another inane response rather than read a comment properly, cos it fancies itself THAT clever. But you go, kid. You’ve certainly given me some chuckles this week. Yikes,

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ArkH.
3 years ago

Who the fuck cares about all those unknown ppl.. SL secret as been shitty the past few months.. it’s not interesting at all! ..

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kthanksbai
Reply to  ArkH.
3 years ago

Then why are you here?

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The Lord's Word
Reply to  ArkH.
3 years ago

Honestly the shit on here just reminds me that age means nothing when you got the mentality of a angry toddler.

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kesseret
Author
Famed Member
Reply to  The Lord's Word
3 years ago

@HereForTheTurmoil and @The Lord’s Word in case this is your first rodeo here I will try to call out people who use multiple names to act like multiple people are on a talking point. It’s been a while that I could do it because of how I implemented cloudflare but since I redid the server I am back.

tl;dr Pick a username, stick to it.

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NotHereForTheFiction
Reply to  The Lord's Word
3 years ago

There’s an entire creche in here. Best you buckle up and don’t forget to bring your riot gear.

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herewegoagain
3 years ago

#34 I knew this crazy bitch before. I watch her legit just ruin peoples rp story left and right if it wasn’t about her. In one sim she was invited to join a group and every time they invite her for she decline (cause it was only the women who rp with her) then spread a rumor that they were bullying her and ignoring her. I legit told her I don’t like her and she harassed me for days asking why, what did she do, how come I don’t like her. I had to block her and THAT STILL DIDN’T STOP HER! She would then go to people I play with and ask them why I don’t like her, like apparently this was a concept she could not grasp, a guy not liking her. Not only that, but even having her block didn’t stop her from coming over either. She come to try and rp with my friends and try to get them to leave with her, despite her being ask by everyone to leave. I’ve watched her chase after a guy, insult his whole character then be dumb to why he is made, turn around try to break this guy and his gf up but spreading rumors about the girl. She also has it in her profile that she likes to cam around and that she isn’t being creepy or stalker. BS she cam around to see who her target is with, if she sees you with another woman, she will harass you in IMs of her disapproval. She will even try to run off friends and others, telling them you belong to her and to fuck off. But yet if you talk to her, everyone is mean to her its not her at all. She is so sweet… Read more »

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VS Tea Sipper
Reply to  herewegoagain
3 years ago

Yep, Her, and her little clique shit talk people all the damn time, even if she’s not stalking you for being a guy. They are all horrible people.

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herewegoagain
Reply to  VS Tea Sipper
3 years ago

SHE HAS A NEW GROUP? Cause I had heard she quit from her old group cause they “bullied her and were mean to her.” Or is she still hanging with shayne and dok and all that old toxic ex umbra group?

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VS Tea Sipper
Reply to  herewegoagain
3 years ago

Oh, yes! No no.. she’s hanging out with like Pink Lotus or whatever with Little.venus, Destiny, Sombra, Umbros, tenacious, ect.

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Here for the tea
Reply to  VS Tea Sipper
3 years ago

Don’t worry she will either annoy them all away, or they won’t pay enough attention to her giant ego and she will leave.

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GuessWho
3 years ago

Y’all are dumb AF. Find a new fucking hobby. Y’all realize that there is shit that actually matters in the world, right? Get over your pixel asses!

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pewpew
Reply to  GuessWho
3 years ago

Why you here reading about all these pixel asses then? xD

Last edited 3 years ago by pewpew
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Here for the tea
Reply to  GuessWho
3 years ago

And the award for this week person who yells at everyone for posting here, yet is here themselves proving to be a hypocrite goes to GuessWho! Congratulation you have won the prize of YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN ADVISE AND LEAVE! I guess it makes you feel mighty to try and shame those here, so when you go to post and comment you don’t have to feel guilty, cause you told all us off and gave us the what for with that comment. We will all be rethinking our lives now, thanks to you.

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Alexander
3 years ago

#31 – What the fuck is this cringe? Who posted this shit? Lmao. Like, this is not going to make anyone scared throwing out a random phrase that no one has said for years. Wait, they do, but in a mocking and deprecating manner. If you are over the age of thirty, please get a life.

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Salty Salty Toad
3 years ago

#3 Ethan – do the SL grid a favor and take a jump. Biggest lying, deceitful, manipulative chode known to man. Waste of space and energy. Maybe he’ll get a job at Boyeurism and, with his talents, make something of himself that he could be proud of. Or, to really go for gold, take your Mom and Dad out for dinner. Then, you’d really disappoint two people at the same time. See you in hell, cunt!

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The Tea
Reply to  Salty Salty Toad
3 years ago

He’s way too old to have a mom and dad that might actually still be alive. I am surprised this disease-ridden stoner has the nerve to show his face anywhere. Then again call him out of his bullshit and he will post everywhere that you’re a pedo, deflecting though I think

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Salty Salty Toad
Reply to  The Tea
3 years ago

For someone who is over 400 pounds and bedridden, he stays active everywhere else except where it might make a difference. If the fat sow got up and took a lap once in a while, he might find other things to do instead of go after people on SL. But that’s a big “might”. LOL. What a douche canoe.

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lol
3 years ago

#43 deserves some kind of award for their work on this one. other shitposters should take notes.

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Colby star
3 years ago

https://postimg.cc/CZCmXDbr

lel weirdos

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Anime L lame
3 years ago

Uh oh here comes le 4channers and redditors hunting down people having virtual sex with pixelated kids

If anything empty threats won’t get you anywwhere

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Chester
3 years ago

#40
Thank you to whoever posted this one. This. So much this.

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Chester
3 years ago

#31
Lol. Ok. Very edgy. Did you forget that Anonymous is not your personal army? If you have something to report regarding what I am going to assume you believe is age play, or something illegal, report it to either LL or the authorities, as necessary.
But I assume you don’t have any evidence, or else you wouldn’t have “warned” them, because that would pretty much make you just as culpable.
An example that I am assuming is relevant here: If you see or know of someone abusing a child or know of a child being abused and you don’t report it, you are a garbage person. Period.
Likewise, if you see or know of someone abusing a child and tell that person: “I’m warning you! You better stop or I’ll tell on you!” you are letting that person get away with a crime.

Bottom line… If you have evidence of something that you are willing to report… You don’t go and “warn” the group or person. You report it. End of story.

EDIT:
I know this is a drama site, but shit involving possible predators or illegal activity is not something to just be shared around as your bit of gossip.

Last edited 3 years ago by Chester
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Corking Bit of Trumpet
Reply to  Chester
3 years ago

Please explain to the rest of us what Anonymous is ?

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Sus666
Reply to  Corking Bit of Trumpet
3 years ago

Yes please we want to be entertained by this anonymous thing you mentioned chester

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Corking Bit of Trumpet
Reply to  Sus666
3 years ago

Chester would know though, being the lacky bootlicker/ sex doll of Alexander here. Bad enough Alexanders banning was not warning enough to these two clowns, that many were on to them.

Self opinionated 4chan clingers, yet hiding the hypocrisy with a long link to Shotacon site hosting. Which is illegal in most countries for even possessing it. I don’t know what planet Chester McFisticuffs is on but sure to god, he thinks his shit smells better than the people he is supporting to harass others. But they are stupid to think people are not paying close attention to them. As Alexander found out !!

Last edited 3 years ago by Corking Bit of Trumpet
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John weather spoon
Reply to  Chester
3 years ago

What’s point you trying to prove here other then posting your comment about meanness opinionw. If this is sl secrets don’t random people upload secrets on here for any reasons and comment. It only for us viewers to make jokes and laugh the secrets and comment section every time. Get a grip

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Anime L lame
Reply to  John weather spoon
3 years ago

You’re the biggest joke here my man

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Corking Bit of Trumpet
Reply to  Anime L lame
3 years ago

Fack off cunt, why you not in Shrike grid after your ban ?

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Hocus Focus
3 years ago

#35- idk this dude nor do I care, but genuinely do you know how making art works? It takes time, especially if you’re not the only client a person has.

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How do you like me now
Reply to  Hocus Focus
3 years ago

He has mass produced tires for the paladin. Put out woodland new hospital and some other stores. And you say art takes time? For normal people yes. Blaze teardrop forgets to even pay his own sims. He gets more focused on trying to compete with TNT on product for that paladin. Even when he goes to events, he is in blender and not paying attention to anything going on. Some sim owner, yeah very neglecting but hey if that is art, then by all means you go off and ask him for something custom.

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Joe Smoe
Reply to  Hocus Focus
3 years ago

I agree, however he pushed out new products everyday or every other day, for a solid 2 months straight. Don’t you think it would give off the idea that it cant be done ALOT sooner than 2 months.

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Hocus Focus
Reply to  Joe Smoe
3 years ago

Again I don’t know the person the secret is about, maybe he is awful at time management and priorities, but for the average artist what looks like poor prioritization could be the result of any number of things going on behind the scenes. Some people bounce between projects to keep their interest up and finish a bunch of things all at once, some people have a queue that they follow and the client got put last on that list, etc etc.

Hate to say it but custom work for a client on SL is usually less lucrative than work sold to the public cause it’s a one time payment vs passive income, and some artists choose to prioritize getting the passive income. Artists aren’t machines, no matter how productive they are on their own projects, art takes time. I’m just gonna have to assume on what kind of custom the OP got from this guy, but if we say it was custom mesh from scratch with custom textures, 2 months isn’t that bad if you’re hiring an artist that has other obligations. Artists have to work you into their schedule, they can’t just drop everything for you because you want something done within a week or two unless you wanna pay extra for the rush fee.

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HadToBeSaid
Reply to  Hocus Focus
3 years ago

Sorry to interrupt but if you need months of time for a mesh you have to either inform the client about that and ask if its ok or decline the job. 2 months for 1 fucking mesh is just unacceptable unless youre the Warhol of 3d Art doing Warhol shit and ure crazy and lazy but so talented that people will wait.

I work in the 3d industry btw. so don’t try to “teach” me or discuss. 2 months for one piece of mesh is unacceptable, period.

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Cookie Munster
3 years ago

#10 I think it is so pathetic, that someone who is butt hurt, has to post it on this page. Maybe if you would act like a decent human being. Then people might like you. I mean you’re nothing but a whinny ass bitch boy. Maybe if you would consider other peoples feelings, and not try to throw some of the very few friends you have under a bus and lie on them. Then you might get further in life. You’re a shitty ass DJ in SL. You have a shitty attitude. You run away from the people who call you on your shit. Get a life, and stop living off of other peoples legacies. You only wish your dick could reach further then your hand. Oh, and by the way, your female avi looks like shit too. Maybe you might want to take some lessons from someone to help fix that ratty ass duck lip wanna be. Stop trying to act like you’re something your not. It doesn’t suit you well. Learn to pick on someone you’re own size. Cause right now your making yourself look like shit Blair. Get over yourself.

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DUMB
3 years ago

I think Pickups is the new place all the wannabe daddy dom pedos and their fat irl babygirls hang out after the Snacks went down. So, they all congregate there. Same people from Snacks are at pickups too which is why they’re so bad happy probably.

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UwU
Reply to  DUMB
3 years ago

If Sam is there it’s a pedo sim.

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:)
Reply to  UwU
3 years ago

Don’t tell mommy…. or something like that.

Last edited 3 years ago by :)
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Uwu2
Reply to  UwU
3 years ago

Uwu i also like to talk about people without them knowing who i am because im a little bitch

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DUMB
Reply to  DUMB
3 years ago

On top of the reason they probably make you pay is so the so-called 30+ something babygirls can wear pacifiers and look like child avatars without being called out for it like they were at Snacks. 🙂

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DUMB
Reply to  DUMB
3 years ago

Ban*

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Melanated
3 years ago

#24 Agreed.. I love Avi Glam but the creator hardly ever wants to make packs with just brown eyes. Can we get a variety of some dark browns? Not all of us want our avatars to have blue or green eyes. It’s irritating at this point.

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TheMinxes
3 years ago

18 – It is funny you come upon this as you must be from the SL escorting scene as well or frequent it often. Yet it seems like you still find enjoyment in devaluing the work of sex workers. Sex workers deserve basic respect just like any profession, job, or side hustle. The tone you are using is devaluing the very real struggles escorts can face, let it be exhaustion, burnout, or the occasional harassment by trolls (only to name the ones occurring in SL, I think we all know how sex workers on other platforms or in RL get harassed or abused exactly because of the mentality that sex work is “not real work”.) Accepting that sex work can be a form of emotional or physical labour is not going to take away from the appreciation that your own work is deserving, but the shame and stigma we put on this is going to be another drop in the bucket that adds to the continuous prejudice that people in the industry face.

By using the word “talent” this ad tried to create a little humour as you could see on flyers, but it acknowledges that there are certain talents that are useful if you wish to work with people, like good social skills, empathy, acceptance, being able to lead a conversation or provide companionship and entertainment. We are proud of our girls and the talents they bring to our venue.

This is all that wanted to be said. We wish you a good day.

Spellbound Management

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LOL
Reply to  TheMinxes
3 years ago

You sure do use big words to talk about your club and staff. Maybe you should put this much thought and effort into your own original ideas rather than stealing them from other clubs. 🙂

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Annon
3 years ago

Biggest majority of the ppl who rant and rave here Specially from the gay side of sl. ARE nothing but old old queens who get rejected to have sl sex. they ban you off their sims then trash you.

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haha
3 years ago

#10 New flash kids. Neither one of you are DJs.

#32 Wow, along with 10 million women and men who do this hair style everyday. They must be copying from Wasabi. Wouldn’t surprise me if this were the Wasabi owner posting this ridiculous shit

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And What
Reply to  haha
3 years ago

It’s really not about who the best DJ. People come to SL to do what they love, or to be what they can’t be in rl. DJ’ing is not about being the most popular or whatever. Its about coming on SL to do what you love. To be honest there are wayyy to many DJ’s on SL to claim to be the best of anything. Being the best is a matter of opinion, that fact. People like a certain DJ for different reasons……..that being said , I have heard Paris DJ, and I wont say he bad or good……but I will say his attitude sucks. He has a very bad attitude, and can’t manage for shit. These cocky DJ’s come to SL and think they hot shit, but in the SL world, you ain’t nothing. If you so good and popular then maybe you should go back and DJ in RL smh. And if DJ Ducktales is reading this…..dude you need to fix yo stank attitude seriously.

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The One n Only
Reply to  haha
3 years ago

lol looks whos back @ #10 Most fakeass repetitive Dj ever known and now he did 10 years in SOHO LMAO

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Master of hmm
Reply to  The One n Only
3 years ago

That punk ass was called out several times for playing “REAL” DJs mixes he pulled from youtube LMFAO @ 10 yrs #1 DJ in SOHO bitch you couldn’t mix cake batter fuck off back to utherverse you arrogant drama hungry cunt …. SHOOOO XD

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Cookie Munster
3 years ago

#10 I think it is so pathetic, that someone who is butt hurt, has to post it on this page. Maybe if you would act like a decent human being. Then people might like you. I mean you’re nothing but a whinny ass bitch boy. Maybe if you would consider other peoples feelings, and not try to throw some of the very few friends you have under a bus and lie on them. Then you might get further in life. You’re a shitty ass DJ in SL. You have a shitty attitude. You run away from the people who call you on your shit. Get a life, and stop living off of other peoples legacies. You only wish your dick could reach further then your hand. Oh, and by the way, your female avi looks like shit too. Maybe you might want to take some lessons from someone to help fix that ratty ass duck lip wanna be. Stop trying to act like you’re something your not. It doesn’t suit you well. Learn to pick on someone you’re own size. Cause right now your making yourself look like shit Blair. Get over yourself.

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Nah.
3 years ago

#42 just use BOM. And don’t come at me with “bUt I WanT hD mAkE Up” as if people like you would even see it most of the time. People like you complaining about “we need more applier onion layers” usually run on windows 3.11 and only turn their PC to mid graphics once a month XD

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Vreg
3 years ago

4 her skin from like 2011

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Vreg
3 years ago

5 ya alot people got some weird shapes does even fit many furniture a lot the the shapes are just for fantasy guys just get of for 5 mins not the kind you take home.

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Dota
3 years ago

42 I meant tone 2 store

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Dota
3 years ago

42. Tone 3 store made some lipsticks that have shadow and lip liner and a base so go check it out maybe more can make some.

Last edited 3 years ago by Dota
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Dottie
3 years ago

13 Know one wears face lights any more its not 2007 in the dark ages we have more light these days if you are still using a face light you must be on old computer or you need to learn some new tricks. Facelights can get you banned from a sim some people can’t be around lights that bright. Light brights were in the 80s this not a light bright so get over your face light and grow up.

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Donee
3 years ago

32 its fine to take inspiration both the hairs are different so what about the blonde highlights I mean many people have in real its still a thing let people be.

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Cora
3 years ago

19. Well Dj only needs to wear the dj tag when they are Djing but back then it was like a thing that people wore tags but it was at the sim they worked at.

But the whole Master . Sir , God , Tags its lame but also they people that use put in their name these people only getting off jerking they don’t respect the lifestyle or care that why they are azzhats they just looking for sex not respecting the person. Genuine person does not use tag or uses these in their name they get to know people not try to force things like these Master wannabes Doms in sl.

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Reme
3 years ago

29. Cause some people don’t know how to be grown

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Reme
3 years ago

14. FMD died along time ago but now the they chumming secretly own blindfolds but their alt of her lover they partner to.

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Reece
3 years ago

Tone 2 store made layer for lips with a shadow think more creators will be in the works of it.

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Bubbles
3 years ago

#43 Is the reason I stopped doing pick-up ERP.

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Lana
Reply to  Bubbles
3 years ago

Girrrrrlllllll – Same here….Same here… Just cause I fucked you once, does NOT mean I want to Fuck you again.

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  Lana
3 years ago

Even if I do want to fuck you again, it probably won’t be the very next day… or while I’m hanging out with my friends, or shopping, or doing any of a dozen other things in SL that might make those booty call IMs annoying. I guess they think they only need to make a creative approach the first time? lol

I just stopped letting them add me, said it was hotter for me to be spontaneous when I see someone out in public- and it really is, rather than have a list full of thirsty ass one scene stands getting butthurt because I’m busy.

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
3 years ago

No one wants only one brand of mesh head to have “dominance” in any kind of permanent way. I would personally be thrilled if the Genus creators pulled their heads out of their asses and actually updated their heads. Options are always good, but options are best when you don’t have to compromise quality on any of them. These arguments started because people were mad that most new releases from skin and makeup creators were for Evo X, were making posts complaining about that, and insisting Lelutka was somehow money grubbing their customers with the Evo X releases. Because they publicly promised to update their Origins line to Evo and never made any progress in that area (still not cool), I agreed with some of the dissent at the time, finding it unlikely they would keep their new promise to update Evo to Evo X. However, they actually did keep that promise- only 3 male heads left to go in the total update number- so I admitted to being wrong along with a few others, and switched brands myself. Lelutka is the *only* head creator who is currently doing that kind of major tech updates for free. This is not an opinion, it is fact. When other people, including myself, explained why creators were focusing so heavily on Evo X- new hotness + creator friendly UV = easier money for creators- people started getting salty and insulting Evo X heads, insisting their shit was better despite being lower quality meshes (old Catwa), needing updates for widespread bugs (Genus), having little support (everyone else), and many other reasons those assertions were simply incorrect. People can stick with whatever they want without deluding themselves about the reasons why, and behaving like children insisting people who use the newest thing are “manly” ugly… Read more »

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salt tee
Reply to  Be Less Ignorant, Please
3 years ago

Honey let me quote something here from your paragraphs. “behaving like children insisting people who use the newest thing are “manly” ugly or any of the other incredibly dumbfuck attempts at insults.” MA’AM you literally called people wearing the newest thing “trendwhores” last week and you got a chip on your shoulder about the catya clones and you’re the first one trying to come for someone because they don’t look how you feel they should look so your “people can stick to whatever they want without deluding themselves about the reasons why” facade is fraudulent sis. The hypocrisy here is hilarious. girl you were one of the main people complaining about Lelutka. just because they fixed YOUR problem, doesn’t mean they’ve fixed others people’s. you on here busting veins trying to argue why people shouldn’t be mad and guess what? people still mad. like I said last week, ima be mad until I find a cute ass skin like my evo. I love lelutka but it’s salt until I can upgrade. put your cape away <3

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  salt tee
3 years ago

Oh, and I actually love Catya clones; they and default Daniels are like the NPCs of SL. They provide a nice bland backdrop for people with personality and style. I just think it’s funny when they think they’re hot shit. Bring on the thumbs downs ♥

Last edited 3 years ago by Be Less Ignorant, Please
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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  salt tee
3 years ago

I get that reading comprehension is not your strong point, but I called YOU a trendwhore if you’re crying about not being able to wear “new things” that you don’t actually like, because you found the perfect thing already. You’re mad, because you already have something you like better than something you’d have to buy. That’s literally retarded, this desperation for “new at any cost”.

I also never had any problem with Lelutka for them to fix, I just observed them make a promise and then do something else other than keep it. I actually said that really clearly, and more than once. Either you’re too lazy to read the shit you want to try to reply to, or you really missed a lot of English classes. Maybe both; you certainly can’t form a sentence on even a jr. high level.

You’ll be thrilled to know no one can stop you from being salty; it’s your dumbfuck point of view to have no matter what. But if you tell people about it on a public forum, you invite their opinions about it whether you like them or not.

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Burps
Reply to  Be Less Ignorant, Please
3 years ago

The Origin line update is scheduled for Fall/Winter (*US). That has been stated over and over again, so not entirely sure what the issue is there since it is well July summer atm. They had a plan and been following through with it. The planned and started new releases, updates of Evo, believe a new male head and then Origins. Origins is alot more work to update as it is basically redoing entire heads and trying best stay within “look and rig” Do have patience.

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  Burps
3 years ago

That will be awesome if it happens, and I’ll happily eat my words in that case as well. My only point mentioning it is that they made that promise first, then released the Evo X heads kinda out of nowhere instead and started talking about updating Evo, so that ball appeared to have been dropped. I’ve read several of the release posts on Evo to Evo X updates and no mention has been made of the Origins line in quite a while. If you actually have the information to give a timeline, thanks for offering it.

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Melanated
Reply to  Be Less Ignorant, Please
3 years ago

Whoever disliked your comment is a hard-headed idiot becauss you spoke facts. What is there not to agree on?

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  Melanated
3 years ago

I push buttons, and I’m usually right lol

It’s cool, I have affection for the people who have to thumbs down everything I say because my mere username makes them ragey ♥

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NotHereForTheFiction
Reply to  Be Less Ignorant, Please
3 years ago

You’ve pushed mine a couple of times but generally I enjoy your comments. Don’t agree with some of them but that’s the freedom of having your own opinion right? At the very least I can understand what you’re saying and you don’t come across like a 3 year old. I think that is what I appreciate more. Most of the time it’s like battling your way through a sea of pre schooler’s getting hit in the face with their crayon’s. I mean, Jesus Christ.

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Rollseyes
Reply to  Be Less Ignorant, Please
3 years ago

You are beyond Cringe.

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salt tee
Reply to  Rollseyes
3 years ago

yes sis said cringe with a capital C and i agree

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  Rollseyes
3 years ago

Yet still not as cringe as someone who capitalizes common nouns in the middle of sentences ♥

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salt tee
Reply to  Be Less Ignorant, Please
3 years ago

girl this is a gossip blog about a virtual world, not english class or a job brief. no A+s, gold stars or nods of approval from your boss will be given here

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  salt tee
3 years ago

I don’t need that stuff, because I’m actually literate and correct grammar just comes naturally to me. It doesn’t require any extra effort.

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Gross
3 years ago

#25 Jackson is a known pedophile,he only pays attention to little girls who dress like sluts.

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Kalisa
Reply to  Gross
3 years ago

Known Jackson several years he’s not a Pedophile some people just like to throw that word around for no reason, he’s genuinely a nice guy, he’s a good person, he’s been there for others plenty of times and not in the way others portray, probably someone out with a grudge spreading malicious gossip need to get facts before slandering someone with a caring and good nature.

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Em
Reply to  Gross
3 years ago

Throwing the word Pedophile around is disgusting. I know Jackson and he is NOT a pedophile. Not even close. It’s pretty disgusting the things people say about this man. He is actually a really great person who has been there for alot of people and not in the way he’s being accused.

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Can’t roll my eyes any harder
3 years ago

An attention seeking girl chose the last name UwU for Second Life willingly. Shocking.

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