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Virtual-Secrets, Week 596

01/26/2020 · kesseret ·

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Before we delve into secrets…
• If you hook up with a crazy in SL, it is not our responsibility to help you deal with that. If it becomes a RL issue contact law enforcement.
• Trust no one. If you tell people your laundry they will air it for you.
• Secret submissions are anonymous. We don’t know if your crazy ex or your abuela submitted them.
• Make your secrets legible.
• Do not contact us just to threaten us, especially with e-lawyers. We’ve been doing this for 12+ years. You are not the first nor will you be the last.
• Lastly, if the material submitted here triggers you, please get help. If the materials submitted here make you suicidal please see the suicide hotline numbers posted. They are there to help.


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  1. WhatIsYourDamageHeather says

    02/01/2020 at 7:21 am

    I swear, that dogpile of anti-poly, OneTrueWay-ist BDSM memes look like someone I know created them. The differences that say otherwise are her usual grammar mistakes are different and the maker didn’t say “True Dominate” once. If the maker of those is a male dominant, the woman I have in mind ought to meet him. Either it’ll be a torrid romance for the ages or they’ll both be so disgusted by it all one or both will quit the grid. We’d all be better off either way.

  2. Fucking Retards says

    02/01/2020 at 2:21 am

    You’re retarded if you think you can trust other’s to buy $L for you at a “cheaper rate”. Hopefully your money isn’t returned to you and you learn a valuable lesson. — And about the full perm meshes… LL has and ALWAYS will be about making money just like with any corporation. If you think otherwise you’re a goddamn sheep. Why do you thnk they took down 3rd party re-sellers in the first place?

  3. Do NOT Envy ME says

    01/31/2020 at 6:59 am

    #39 I don’t understand what everyone finds so appealing about this man, he can’t even configure the angle of his dick right when fucking. He wants women to pay for his SL bills with the money they throw and god forbid, one of his thirsty whores leave him, the rest will never stop hearing about how he lost X amount of money because that’s all he cares about in the end, his money, his appearance and how many fans he has. This guy is such a fake.

  4. Are You Actually Serious??? says

    01/31/2020 at 12:49 am

    To the hair base girl. That’s a Doux the girl you randomly picked to shame is wearing. I wear Doux. The hair base/baby hairs are included in the hair. You can choose to either turn them on and off. It also depends what colour you choose to wear as to how well they show up. Needless to say who gives a fuck what you think? Especially since you’ve obviously taken a pic of someone without their permission to poke at and make fun of simply because you don’t like the way they look. Not only that what a ridiculously stupid topic to choose to bitch about. Unless it totally ruined your day which makes you the fantastically vacuous nobody you really are.

    • me says

      01/31/2020 at 10:30 pm

      i agree.. the person who wrote the secret must look a royal fucking mess.. lol you can see the blonde babyhairs (edges) just looks different because of her skin tone. I wish the secret poster would post up her avi pic.. i bet the image in my brain is spot on xD

  5. me says

    01/30/2020 at 12:41 pm

    ay you guys..just wanted to let you know that the alice body is able to use most of Maitreya shoes… boots don’t work well but sneakers and most heels work. just a FYI xD

    • WhatIsYourDamageHeather says

      02/01/2020 at 7:10 am

      I do not understand why anyone buys that POS body. You can’t have a waist in it! It’s only good for pre-teens or people who want to look like their hips never spread out. The latter is fine as far as it goes, but cripes, you’re not going to get much market penetration if you can’t respond to a basic slider like that.

  6. JBBN says

    01/29/2020 at 10:03 pm

    Why do people hate Strawberry Singh?? she has been a backbone of the second life community for longer than half of y’all have been born, she nearly singlehandedly launched second life into the mainstream, and has been producing quality reviews and blogging independently for well over a decade, she’s like a fucking second life veteran, if anyone deserved to get picked up by LL it’s her, not to mention she has managed to spend all that time somewhat in the public eye and remain and in her own lane, problematic, and unbothered… people really hate to see it huh

    • kesseret says

      01/29/2020 at 10:54 pm

      Pretty much. Also she’s actually a really nice person. God forbid someone actually get a job where they do what they love.

    • That Girl says

      01/31/2020 at 9:21 am

      Strawberry is an amazing person and has worked hard at everything she does. Haters gonna hate.

  7. georgysneed says

    01/29/2020 at 9:23 pm

    33 makes like no sense… a lesbian has a male avatar??? halt the presses call up the church what a scandal… people forget not everyone makes an avatar to represent themselves or something their tryna fuck lmao

  8. Breaking News says

    01/29/2020 at 5:10 pm

    To all you stuck-up bigoted bitches, I have news for you: it’s a video game.

  9. NA says

    01/29/2020 at 3:16 pm

    weak.

  10. Yousuck says

    01/29/2020 at 1:55 am

    #19- I started doing these flickr pics about 6 months ago. I never really saw anyone else do them, then BAM everyone started doing them. So much for trying to be somewhat original. That’s all SL users are—copycatting, unoriginal assholes.

    • me says

      01/30/2020 at 12:16 pm

      i could see if you made the app..but if not you’re just like the rest..unoriginal joker faced asshole

  11. The Catty Bitch says

    01/27/2020 at 8:22 pm

    You are not the only one on that one, Dragon.

  12. Crymson Marder says

    01/27/2020 at 6:51 pm

    Now I see why folks are contacting me about stuff left and right. So, whomever decided to post #8? Perhaps talk to me in-world – Crymson Marder. I am also the CSR of the Genus brand and while I don’t decide who gets the fancy “pro” kits? I’ll be happy to make sure you get a dev kit with the UV so you can create appliers. For the record? It’s 1L at the store, but it’s easy enough to miss on the pure white walls if you don’t know what you’re looking for. ❤

    Also gotta say? I get that LeLu has a fantastic new head out and I am happy for them. But it doesn't mean that my head is ugly or that your Genus head is now "trash". Be beautiful – inside and out – and don't worry about trends because they will always come and go. I bought all of my Genus heads before I even reached out to work there – all of them out of beta – and I would encourage anyone who wants to tell me my investment hasn't paid off with how fantastic I look and feel in my head? I would hope you would approach me directly – talk to me one on one.

    That being said? Yes, I know updates are taking a while. I also addressed the eye issue specifically in discord too – https://gyazo.com/5912f1e8eaaca4966eca8da415e326e4

    And as I've said many times before? If I were in the creator's shoes and it were my husband that died? I would've left SL. She is so much stronger than me and doing what she can to keep her personal life going and keep her RL head above water. So yeah, I will stand by version 1.6 until she's ready to make 1.7 even better based on the suggestions for improvement I've been gathering over my last year or so as CSR.

    So please, I understand some folks are hurt and frustrated with all the waiting – I really do – but reach out to me directly. I am happy to answer and tell you what I know. It is so important to me that my divas know that if their needs aren't being met and they are frustrated? You can always contact me – Crymson Marder – inworld. I promise that I am here and ready to listen. ❤

    And if Genus just isn't the answer for you anymore? That's okay too . You can be beautiful and shine on your own light without taking that light from others. As I've said before? Being a diva means being beautiful on your own terms – so don't let anything ever stop you from loving the skin you're in ❤

  13. Fuck all of you people says

    01/27/2020 at 4:14 pm

    Have you ever stopped to wonder if your constant failure to fit in or thrive anywhere is your fault? You are a pathetic drama loving piece of shit who stalks this site every week because you have absolutely nothing else worthwhile to do and get your rocks off trying to make other people as miserable as you are. Grow the fuck up.

  14. I couldn't figure out a name says

    01/27/2020 at 1:12 pm

    37 – From my own experience, she’s an attention-seeking special wait… not so special snowflake, who will somehow manage to involve herself into something she has no idea about, assuming things, spewing out lies, almost sounding like she knows you personally, trying to paint you into something your not. She will do anything to be a bitch and get attention because that is what she loves and that is by her own words.

    I don’t usually call people names but honestly, loveless you’re a massive cunt, transphobic or not.

    You can have your own opinion but just like you told that one person to stop shoving their vaginas in your face, you should stop shoving your opinions in our face, we can’t unfollow your comments but you sure as hell can unfollow the people who you can’t stand because of some reason or no reason because you always create one.

  15. bobby says

    01/27/2020 at 8:41 am

    #19 She is probably one of the prettiest avatars I ever seen. I do casually stalk her flickr however she never replies to me. The smile is great don’t know why anyone would hate on a well down avatar like this.

    • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

      01/27/2020 at 12:29 pm

      That is a cookie-cutter Kylie Jenner wannabe you can find literally anywhere you go with a pasted on fake smile. What a sad, pathetic thing to flickr stalk.

      • Viking says

        01/27/2020 at 6:53 pm

        We’re kind of all cookie-cutter in SL to an extent. But I’ll say this much, and then let it go, this ought to be a wake-up call to SL bento head designers that people are really wanting better, more realistic smile options on the heads. I don’t know how hard or easy it would be to do that so I’ll shut up about that, but obviously there’s a demand, so whoever creates the supply is going to make some bank.

    • Who Cares???!!! says

      01/27/2020 at 3:18 pm

      Someone hating on a smile?? ? ? ?

    • me says

      01/30/2020 at 12:18 pm

      @bobby you sound like a super stalker. lol who admits to trying to talk to someone who won’t respond to them?

  16. TB says

    01/27/2020 at 6:45 am

    #39 Lets… It’s run by not only friendly people but they are a family and all amazing and I’m glad I was able to get to know them personally. How about you get over being butt hurt that you aren’t in their family and move on with your hooking elsewhere?…

    • :x says

      01/27/2020 at 4:51 pm

      Its really not run by friendly people. Its run by a bipolar, an emotionless, and a ghost. One day those happy sparkles are going to fade and you’ll really see. enjoy them while they last. I’ve been watching them fail. And will continue to watch them fail and laugh.

      • me says

        01/31/2020 at 10:32 pm

        you’d think the bipolar//emotionless 2 would balance it all off.

    • Not Even Close says

      01/27/2020 at 10:07 pm

      As a club owner, I kinda take offense to that, ha!

      • Not Even Close says

        01/29/2020 at 6:26 am

        Wow, 6 downvotes – I guess people missed the “ha!” at the end, there. LOL

  17. Oprah says

    01/27/2020 at 6:38 am

    #1 – Who?
    #2 – Well some people are into some kinks.
    #3 – Nice catch! Kill the bitch!
    #4 – Okay.
    #5 – And that is your opinion, much like assholes, everyone has one, don’t tell other people what to do.
    #6 – Alright…
    #7 – Another sex one? Guess with Christmas being the time of year with the most breakups everyone is hitching to get some in January.
    #8 – How about you people stop buying the new shit without giving one second of thought? Don’t throw your money away and NEVER expect updates. How many other stores in SL promise life time updates and never do any? Wake up and start thinking for yourself.
    #9 – To who ever this is I guess.
    #10 – This is just sad.
    #11 – Everything about this one is pure cringe.
    #12 – Come on, I bet someone has some pictures of her AFKing in some sex club, let’s see them.
    #13 – Got a laugh outta me, that look is just eye rolling.
    #14 – The names!
    #15 – There is no real BDSM, you are not the one TRUE incarnation of it, the fact that you are under the impression your type is of higher value and the only that should be regarded and worthy of that label shows how deep your ignorance is on the subject matter.
    #16 – Oh you are giving advice now, alright.
    #17 – Fucking hell you were busy this week, I like it how you say “if you’re pretty they ban” I’m sure that’s true.
    #18 – Anyone that falls for an Aesthetic body only gets what they deserve, would be nice if we could actually read the name without a magnifying glass!
    #19 – I don’t think that toy will go away any time soon.
    #20 – Gotta say, when LL hired her I threw up in my mouth a little, but hey, she fits the culture!
    #21 – This was posted by himself, nice try boomer!
    #22 – Alright.
    #23 – How many did you posted this week…
    #24 – Okay?
    #25 – More details…
    #26 – When you have so much time in your hands that you are desperately looking around for something to bitch and moan… if you had said you are tired of skimpy clothes and want something that people actually wear alright, but nope, you are just complaining for the sake of complaining, you don’t even know what you want.
    #27 – Alright, would be nice if you posted evidence who’s gonna look it up?
    #28 – Oh fucking hell, you again??? Seriously, from all these secrets alone you are coming across as an insufferable opinionated cunt, no wonder you are getting banned from these places.
    #29 – Because LL doesn’t give a shit that is why, but rub them them the wrong way by supporting the “wrong” kinda people and you see them taking action in no time.
    #30 – What ever this is…
    #31 – And you only buy if you want…
    #32 – Prediodt!
    #33 – Well some people get turned on by this.
    #34 – If only she had the option to walk away when ever she wants…
    #35 – Who ever this is.
    #36 – How stupid do you have to be to fall for that?
    #37 – Oh noes she is a phobic! Nobody cares if you throw those titles around, they’ve already lost their power.
    #38 – There’s only dozens of these clubs around.
    #39 – What is it? Another strip club so dull it gets lost in the background noise?
    #40 – Maybe she just shaved it, why do you care?
    #41 – Any positive thing you ever see around here is posted by themselves.
    #42 – FUCKING LOVE THIS ONE!!! xD
    #43 – Cue the porno music.
    #44 – Self promotion spam ad… fucking seriously…
    #45 – Right. What did she steal again?
    #46 – Why do you watch it? If only you weren’t tied to a chair with your eyes forced open…
    #47 – Fucking hell… this shit always ends like this, families in SL are a joke, why anyone even tries is beyond me, they always end up fucking each other, arguing and splitting up, boring as fuuuck.
    #48 – We won’t.
    #49 – Okay…

  18. Reddevil says

    01/26/2020 at 11:33 pm

    To be honest my Fiancee and my Ex wife do text each other i would give you proof but ohh yeah you dont give out your phone number because you lie about everything …. be prepared for next weeks edition that was not done by me

  19. Not Even Close says

    01/26/2020 at 11:17 pm

    Wow, someone in the BDSM community seems a little pissy! LOL First of all, knowing your facts is a good thing. BDSM and Poly are separate. You can be one without the other. You can also be both. Poly does not mean you’re a swinger, which is something else completely.. Its not even remotely the same thing. Also, its Dom, not Don. Thirdly, English is your friend, I promise.

    • Cara says

      01/27/2020 at 12:00 am

      Agreed

    • Viking says

      01/30/2020 at 5:43 pm

      I completely disagree. English it their enemy, clearly. But everything else you said was spot on.

  20. Viking says

    01/26/2020 at 11:15 pm

    #37, yeah, I’ll be unfollowing that transphobic bitch on Flickr.

  21. Get over it says

    01/26/2020 at 9:34 pm

    To what is obvioulsy the same person posting about babygirls/polys/bdsm your posts made my head hurt. Learn to english please, surprised so many were let through on upload.

  22. Stfu says

    01/26/2020 at 9:29 pm

    Imagine breaking rules for looking underage and still blaming the establishment.

    • Stfu says

      01/28/2020 at 12:21 am

      Why are you a liar? What purpose does trash talking EVERY club you have ever worked at? You are that one person that blames everything but yourself. You make the drama, I mean, have you seen yourself act in group chats? I have.

      Funny, didn’t you change your avatar and when no one was around you changed it back to your childish figure. If you are going to ‘spill tea’ at least make sure you aren’t making up stories. The length you go through, you remind me of another Sam Prater.

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        01/30/2020 at 1:57 pm

        “the second you do anything out of line they lose their shit”

        Do you even read what you are saying? Why do you think you’re entitled to forgiveness or a second chance after doing something you know is “out of line”? You’re not; when you deliberately choose to do something you know is wrong by whatever criteria, you don’t get to choose what the consequences will be. You don’t get to determine how many times that person will allow you to fuck up and still be part of their life or their business. Once might be enough, and you still chose it. Trying growing the fuck up and thinking about that before you “do anything out of line”.

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        01/31/2020 at 11:30 am

        Then you should learn to express yourself better, because you very clearly said they would flip out when you did something out of line. If that’s not what happened, you communicate for shit; how on earth could you expect someone to pay you for ERP in text when you’re so bad at expressing yourself? Ugly, underage looking avi aside, literally everything you say as well clearly paints a picture of your issues being 100% your own fault.

  23. Viking says

    01/26/2020 at 9:27 pm

    As it’s award season, tonight we’ll honor those posts that are the standouts among their peers.

    This week’s DUH award goes to # 6, #17, and #22. Yes, “dating sims” (i.e. escorts) are in fact in it for the money. Welcome to Earth, this must be your first day! Water is wet, the earth is in fact round (spherical even), and money does not grow on trees.

    This week’s award You Should Have Seen That Shit Coming goes to #36. Yes, give me Linden $$$ and I will totally give you back double, no wait, TRIPLE your investment. What could go wrong?!!

    As always, an honorable mention to those inevitable “he/she is a total fake/bitch/pig/whore and screwed me over so watch out for his/her cheating ass” posts.

    But the main award of the night, the Get Over It Already Award, goes to #19 and #20!! I’ve seen those smiles on people that make them look like pedophiles or psychopaths. Not the case here. You’re probably just jealous when you tried it, yours looked like a horror movie villain. Of course, we won’t talk about the obvious obsessive element of you looking at all her pictures and following what accolades she receives. Well now you have an award of your very own even if you couldn’t win anything for your own pictures. Smile!!

    • Viking says

      01/26/2020 at 11:08 pm

      Yes I get that some people don’t like the FaceApp smile. I myself once posted some shit talk about it. But by now, we should be pretty used to it, and there’s nothing wrong with it when the photographer actually does it well. That being said, if you don’t like it, don’t fave it. I personally am not a fan of the sideways shots that some people seem to favor constantly, but it’s their picture, so they can do whatever the hell they want with it. You have the right to comment, certainly. Just don’t expect that everyone will agree with you.

      • Pocketsand says

        01/27/2020 at 9:33 am

        Except 98% of the time it looks terrible and “off”. I can count the number of times I’ve seen it utilized well on one hand. The rest of the time, it makes the subjects of the photos look like they’re waiting for you to look away so they can eat you.

        No one’s expecting everyone to agree, but there’s a disproportionately large number of people who do. In my experience, most people I’ve shown these types of pictures to describe them as “creepy”.

      • Viking says

        01/27/2020 at 6:10 pm

        Yep, and like I said, I myself am one of those people. I’ve seen it done countless times where it looks like absolute crap and adds nothing whatsoever to the picture. I’m not gonna defend anyone who overuses it, but I’m also not going to make a federal case about it. It just seemed like someone had their panties in a real tight bunch over that person in particular and needs to get over it.

      • Viking says

        01/27/2020 at 6:13 pm

        To clarify “I myself am one of those people”… not one of those who uses it like crazy. I tried it once and was horrified at the outcome, so I posted a “PSA” warning not to use it. What I meant was that I’m one of those people who thinks 98% of the time it looks terrible and “off” like you said. I just don’t agree that it looks that way in those particular pictures they’re complaining about. Sorry to be so damn long winded today, can’t seem to get my words right (maybe those smiles are making me insane after all).

      • Viking says

        01/27/2020 at 6:16 pm

        Good lord I can’t even reply to the right reply!! I’m hopeless!! Forget everything I said. I’m clearly not right in the head.

      • me says

        01/31/2020 at 1:22 am

        i think the face app is just another way for these dweebs to morph pics and not be ashamed they actually like that fuckery.
        yuck@the new age morphs.. still creepy af

  24. Dont do it says

    01/26/2020 at 9:25 pm

    Dont do it. Dont give it the hype. Let the club die.

  25. Whoknows says

    01/26/2020 at 8:27 pm

    #2
    What most don’t know is that this man cunt has so many female avatars and she is just one of them LOL
    So yaz he keeps the money no matte which avi he use for hooking
    (Beside all the male alts too)

  26. N.V.M says

    01/26/2020 at 7:27 pm

    11. *waves* Hi Violet Tophat and Lex Umaga. *dies laughing*

  27. You ain't shit either. says

    01/26/2020 at 6:41 pm

    37- HAHA LovelessDoll Claven has no room to talk about hating transgenders when the nasty thot was getting DICK DOWN by a T-girl back in 2009-2011 on her Flickr. She had those photos on flickr back then until she deleted them. This lying ass bitch used to hang out in the T-girl Futanari sims! She had a thing for Black American- T-girls. Fuck outta here with that “Conservative ” politically correct bullshit. You are a T-girl loving THOT Loveless!

  28. Pocketsand says

    01/26/2020 at 6:27 pm

    #19: Preach it! Once more for the people in the back!

    To whomever is posting about poly and BDSM, you’re so ill-infomed, it’s sad; that aside, why do you care? Who hurt you?

    And finally, #37:
    I went and read the whole exchange on Flickr. Loveless sounds like one of the most intolerant, close-minded individuals I’ve had the misfortune of running across in at least a week. She has the audacity to spew vitriol at someone doing something that doesn’t even effect or concern her, and doing it well. Then, if you look at her photostream, she’s one of the most basic and boring looking thot clones you could find. Most of her pics are on plain white bg’s and the rest are ads for subpar hooker gear and gor pictures.

    She tries to claim people should “tolerate” her opinion, but that’s not how this works. Tolerance ends when you share your opinion in such a disgusting way. She can post it and everyone has the right to shit on her.

    She fancies herself a “blogger”, so I hope any store that sponsored her before gets wind of this and blocks/ejects her. I’ve already banned and pre-banned her from everything I have control over.

    Eat shit, Loveless.

    • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

      01/26/2020 at 7:19 pm

      She is super gross, batshit crazy, and absolutely desperate for attention, which she tries to get with her avi. It’s hilarious she says she represents her real self when she’s a fat ginger in rl 😆 😆 even her own rl family can’t stand her, that’s why she’s so invested in SL.

  29. Whatever says

    01/26/2020 at 6:04 pm

    #17 Bloody hell! What about learning the difference between your, you are, and you’re? I just hope that that person is not a native English. And if he/she is, should go back to school!

  30. CrowsCawCawQuack says

    01/26/2020 at 5:57 pm

    Chapter one when?

  31. mhm says

    01/26/2020 at 5:36 pm

    #37 https://www.flickr.com/photos/watdafuhq/49396464538/in/feed have a look yourself. and i love how you blacked out Lue Moonshadow’s name. Anyways. I really don’t care. But thanks for the 5 minutes of glamour that i thought i had deserved so many years ago already! I finally made it. I want to thank my mom and my dad. without them all this wouldn’t have been possible

    • Pocketsand says

      01/27/2020 at 9:24 am

      Yes, most of us found the Flickr just fine. Your trail of slime was unmistakable.

      Tell us, how does your TG friend feel falling into the role of the strawman justification for your bigotry? Or are they even aware of your conditional support for them?

    • Just saying... says

      01/30/2020 at 6:30 pm

      Thanks for the link, I see you went further in showing how much of a classless piece of trash you really are, in that thread. Further on down that Flickr post, you really showed how low you would go, including attacking people who tried to defend Lue. Wow, Loveless, you need to log off and get a reality check there dear. You are quite a few levels of nasty and disgusting, in there. Here is a tip; you may want to take your own advice and find some humility because that ego of yours really makes you look very ugly.

    • me says

      01/31/2020 at 1:32 am

      this raggedy cunt posts the link like its something to be proud of.. lol what a scumbag.. i see why some bitches are in SL.. kind of loser that has no RL friends.. probably just jealous T Girls are hotter than her

  32. thepotismine says

    01/26/2020 at 5:20 pm

    #16 Daddy Don makes you wear skippy clothes

    ? Im dead, best sentence of the week, makes up for all the boring other secrets you posted.

  33. RespectYourCustomers says

    01/26/2020 at 5:15 pm

    There seems to be a lot of salty angsty teenagers posting this week, sheesh

    • Theodoric says

      01/28/2020 at 11:57 pm

      And without the usual “pedo” accusations I might add

  34. Aura Bloodshed Michelson says

    01/26/2020 at 4:23 pm

    #47 Karma is a bitch to who ever posted this against policy. To whom posted this, you must be in need of some drama in you life, you posting this could actually make these people leave second life or even get you in trouble. I am surprised they even aloud it here. I hope these people post you on blast next. Who ever posted this should be ashamed I know these both and they are nothing but amazing people. Saying they don’t have family when they have more family then you do. All you have are people to hide behind. These people get revenge in the worst ways you can ask for. You never want to be on their bad sides. Relic and Izzi are the most kindest people you could ever meet on second life. They have so many people to back them up. So who ever posted this good luck to you there’s no hiding.

    • kesseret says

      01/26/2020 at 5:29 pm

      Tell me more. Use the contacy form. As to why you think it shouldnt be allowed here. I’m open.

      • SynysterGates says

        01/29/2020 at 7:11 pm

        How about using your site for something other than petty drama? Do you just prefer to give everyone a voice? What about me? You going to take mine away? Probably not. Public Service Announcement. Even if someone comes on this site and lies with no proof. This skank don’t give two shits. She is too worried about her uncle touchy feely who never touched her when she hit that age where he lost interest cause she couldnt push a plate away.

      • Kesseret says

        01/29/2020 at 8:01 pm

        I see you are new here. How may I assist you?

      • SynysterGates says

        01/29/2020 at 8:26 pm

        You can’t. Just sit back and do what you do best.

      • me says

        01/30/2020 at 12:35 pm

        o.0 @Synyster… you know Kess doesn’t make the secrets right? So you should be complaining to whoever did. lol apparently whoever you’re crying about isn’t as liked as you may have thought.

    • Hollow Daughter 4Lyfe says

      01/26/2020 at 5:58 pm

      Wow this sounds like a Jealous Fawn because Izzie didnt want her and she always made false accusations about Relic hitting on her. All thos from a person that states she is a female in sl, yet uses someone elses pictures and a voice morpher because she is a jealous ass stalking dude.

      Get over yourself already. Relic and Izzie have a ton of family, they are my family and they are amazing people to sit here and be butthurt because neither of them wanted your pathetic dude self. Haters are gonna hate when they cant have a person in their lives.

    • Just saying... says

      01/26/2020 at 6:30 pm

      I do have to ask; against whose policy are you referring to?

    • Ihaveoneofthosetoo says

      01/26/2020 at 7:42 pm

      You’re new here, Aura, ain’tcha? ?

    • Viking says

      01/26/2020 at 9:30 pm

      In the same paragraph you post “they are nothing but amazing people” and “are the most kindest people you could ever meet on second life”, but somehow they will “get revenge in the worst ways you can ask for” kinda doesn’t make them sound all that nice and amazing, does it?

    • Get over it says

      01/26/2020 at 9:38 pm

      How the fuck is it against TOS? Its out side of SL and clearly youve seen plently of posts like this before never said a word. Guess its diff when its someone you know??? Good luck with TOS maybe cry to page admin and see what happens lol

      • SynysterGates says

        01/29/2020 at 7:07 pm

        And quite the contrary, I have come to understand you and many like you believe to know the TOS like the back of your hand, but, ANY information obtained inside SL falls under the SL terms of service. So if you told me your name address etc etc. I take it to a discord chat, or post it on some loser’s website, and made it public and you had proof, yes. I would be removed from Second life for that violation. It falls under the community standards. Should probably read that before thinking “Oh the loser will protect us” cause hell my dude…. she hides too. You think if your caught she would step up and own up to owning this shit? Not likely, She would be banned as well for multiple violations.

      • me says

        01/30/2020 at 12:39 pm

        Ay dummy… Kess is already banned from SL.. so you have to find who submitted the drama.. you’re in the wrong complaints department. xD
        p.s. no one follows rules.. SL is full of kid fuckers and people who run around with animal cocks.. that TOS is irrelevant xD

    • HollowLoveDeep says

      01/27/2020 at 12:10 pm

      Haha Fawn and Freya you need to grow up just because you lost the fucking best people you had in your life you have to mash them online like some middle school bullies. This is 2020 lol grow the fuck up and get over yourselves you sound pathetic and like 2 year olds. You two are both liars and drama queens/kings whatever you are. It’s sad you had to turn to Virtual Secrets for more drama lol. Grow up and get over it.

      To Fawn: This is why I don’t want your fucking ass in my life your a liar and all you want is drama your a fucking drama king!!! Stop messing with my life it’s harassment! Your fucking older than I am! I’m acting more fucking adult then you cause I moved up and forgot about your lying ass! GROW THE FUCK UP!

      To Freya: All I can say to you is I hope your fucking happy you have a liar in your life lol FUCk YOU BOTH!

      • Lucifer says

        01/28/2020 at 7:38 pm

        Relic its kinda funny how you you and izzi are bothered by this and this fawn girl hasn’t reacted period to you or izzis bull shit btw by posting what ive seen in both your profiles… have fun when LL bans you dumbass.

        ever think to yourself that maybe she didn’t do it and maybe she don’t give a fuck about either of you because of how u treated her? and izzi if that last paragraph is you… your really not your blaming something on her that literally has 0 fucking proof who posted it for one for two ever think that maybe she just doesn’t care. I mean I’ve looked at profiles I know who fawn is and she hasn’t reacted at all to your pick

        REMEMBER: point one finger u have 3 of your own pointing at u. and sadly u think shes lieing… this hole past week shes been talking over voice no problems clear as day. so have fun with your bull shit fucking dumbass thanks for the perfect friend something u could never be.

      • SynysterGates says

        01/29/2020 at 8:56 am

        Relic hasn’t even commented. Probably wont. Think you have to do more than gossip on a anonymous site to get to him. Possibly doesn’t even show up on his radar of things to care about. Maybe posting your personal issues in an attempt to slander people you hope give two shits is beneath all of us? Aren’t there pedophiles out there to expose? Yet I always see these posts made. “Oh he dont wanna fuck me!” or “She dont wanna be my friend!”. Viking made a good point! how can someone so good, do so bad? Isn’t that the ones you have to watch out for though? I mean honestly. Who are Relic and Izzi? Why should we care? Why do people come defend the accusers here if the accuser has nothing to hide? Questions… lots of questions but no answers to be found. Can we get something real instead of petty boring regular drama? Lets go find those nasty people we love to expose!!! Thanks for listening!

      • kesseret says

        01/29/2020 at 9:59 am

        Nope he cares. Cared enough to private message on discord.

      • SynysterGates says

        01/29/2020 at 6:45 pm

        Who would waste their time private messaging a loner who probably doesn’t have friends? Thats why she made a site to openly bash people while hiding.

      • Kesseret says

        01/29/2020 at 8:04 pm

        Well they did. Why so salty? This sites like 11 years old. Did you just discover it?

      • SynysterGates says

        01/29/2020 at 8:27 pm

        Yeah, little mom and pop sites usually dont make it far lol.

      • SynysterGates says

        01/29/2020 at 6:51 pm

        Or was you bullied? Is that it? Blamed everyone around you for your own problems? Maybe they picked on you called you fat or hell, maybe you just couldn’t stop eating lol. Whatever the reason for you to be the way you are. Im sorry that happened to you. You have fun with your virtual fantasies. Oh and before i forget. Hang in there. I read your personal messages and I’m sorry your uncle did that to you. But no reason to throw your life away because of it. Maybe if you dressed up and played the role, he’d touch you again Kess.

      • SynysterGates says

        01/29/2020 at 6:58 pm

        I think its kinda funny you hide who you are. yet call someone out. you can have the liar. hell you can have the kess owner too. complete the collection. maybe you can touch her like her uncle did. see you soon lucy.

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        02/01/2020 at 8:58 am

        I think it’s kinda funny how big mad you are, so flustered that you can’t finish a thought in one comment, and how you accuse others of hiding who they are when you post under the name of a guitarist that wouldn’t notice your existence if you set yourself on fire in front of him. Thanks for being the biggest joke to visit us this week! ? ?

      • Ӈαямσηу SєƖєηє Pαrιѕн Blαςκωïηε says

        01/29/2020 at 10:45 pm

        Get your facts straight IZZI None of the above did this. It was me Harmony . As you know me PYPER.
        YOU are the 1 who led Fawn on who is female. ? ? ? ? ?

      • Your Worst Nightmare says

        01/30/2020 at 3:22 pm

        Alright listen here Freya! Please dont blast some ones name that isnt another person. You have a huge mouth! How about keep it closed. My Mistress is Harmony is not Pyper as well.. Loose lips sink ships! Keep peoples names outta it!

  35. DVSBanana says

    01/26/2020 at 4:06 pm

    Literally there are like 5 secrets from the same person in here that keeps whining about BDSM trusts and bonds. What vanilla ass BDSM fuckery are you into? Obviously you are a butt hurt subbie that does not play well with others or understand how poly falls into BDSM among other things.
    Google “cuck.”

    Then sit there and be my coffee table.

    • BaconForPrez says

      01/26/2020 at 10:14 pm

      She/He read 50 Shades of Grey, that’s their reference point. Lmao. Ugh. Cringe.

  36. Reddevil says

    01/26/2020 at 3:49 pm

    I made the Secrets Yay me And yes she does know we were separated before i met her thanks ? thanks for making me famous ?

  37. Namenshamebabaay says

    01/26/2020 at 3:46 pm

    Wow boring.

  38. Namenshamebabaay says

    01/26/2020 at 3:40 pm

    I’m still reading but #6 I got news for u. No one cares if someone’s a hooker in SL.

  39. well says

    01/26/2020 at 3:33 pm

    #16 needs to proof read horribly.

  40. Boop says

    01/26/2020 at 3:30 pm

    #3 I felt sorry for her until she started with the DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM bullshit in comments to someone who questioned her about it a bit more than she wanted, then the true diva OTT creator attitude came flowing out and my sympathy left – so did my future bushiness.

    • Boop says

      01/26/2020 at 3:33 pm

      OR BUSINESS! lmafo!

  41. Some Internet Person says

    01/26/2020 at 3:06 pm

    #5 Educate yourself maybe, before you judge something you obviously know nothing about.

  42. Aili Panthar says

    01/26/2020 at 3:03 pm

    36. Sorry that you got scammed, but why would you believe this? Why would you give $35 to a stranger? Nobody can get you “cheap lindens.”

    • me says

      01/26/2020 at 3:10 pm

      they’re the same idiots who answer the spam mail folder of the Nigerian prince who needs their help to get their 5 million dollar.. you just need to send them 1k to do it. lol
      there’s a reason why that scam is still going strong.. boomers are retarded. xD

    • BaconForPrez says

      01/26/2020 at 10:16 pm

      Because, most people want something for nothing. That’s why. That’s why people are getting scammed and catfished left and right. No fucking common sense. When did that shit stop being relevant? I blame the parents.

  43. KG says

    01/26/2020 at 3:02 pm

    Strawberry. Yes, we do care. And yes, she is special. Try doing half of what she’s done for us over the years.

  44. lol dummy... says

    01/26/2020 at 2:40 pm

    #36 First of all, it’s against TOS to buy lindens outside of LL’s marketplace.. So you’ve already admitted to breaking TOS. Second of all, if you’re dumb enough to send cash to a stranger with no guarantees then you deserve the inevitable scam. Sounds like you learned a $35 lesson in not being naive next time.

    • Ihaveoneofthosetoo says

      01/26/2020 at 7:50 pm

      Actually it isn’t against TOS to buy lindens outside of MP. There used to be inworld kiosks to buy from. & about 10 years ago there were websites to buy from. I want to say one of the bigger land barons had a site. But further you can buy a SL starter kit on Amazon for $25 and it gives you a dinky free vehicle & about $15 worth of lindens.

      • Ihaveoneofthosetoo says

        01/26/2020 at 7:54 pm

        ———actually looks like that changed in 2013. Shows how much I keep up. My bad.

    • me says

      01/26/2020 at 11:57 pm

      told you guys people sell em on eBay.. lol xD

  45. Static Hoe says

    01/26/2020 at 2:36 pm

    #34 First off, if you let yourself get put into a hush hush situation with someone you know is in a relationship, you got no one to blame but yourself. You knew exactly what you were getting into. Secondly, if Katie wants to keep letting herself be a doormat, fucking let her! She’s a grown ass woman. Truth be told, we all know she has a husband and kids in RL, and Mickey is just something to take up her time while she is a stay at home mom/wife. Mickey was, is, and always will be a degenerate low life sack of shit, the guy makes fun of children with disabilities to be “edgy” , has several allegations of pedophilia against him, and is always in the center of some sort of drama. If you’re really fucking around with someone like that, you’re no better than he is and you’re probably just as toxic. The guy lives for SL and SL drama and if running around with every girl that will let him fuck is his escape from a shitty RL, just let him be. Just don’t act like he’s the low life in this when you know damn well what you’re getting into. I don’t like the guy, never have, but I’ve come to the realization that he’s just one of those absolutely bat shit crazy dudes that plays SL and has zero regard for anyone’s feelings because that’s just how he is. I’ve always told myself that most people are good people, like ±95% of people are just trying to get through life the best way they can, well Mickey is that other ±5% that is always going to be an infected oozing abscess on society’s ass. Just cut that fucker out of your life, and avoid him at all cost, and you’ll be fine. In the grand scheme of things, this is going to be the guy that let’s life pass him by because he’s too wrapped up in pixel pussy ?.

    • Noneyabusiness says

      01/26/2020 at 7:44 pm

      I love this, I love when stupid assholes get called out and I love the fact that no one is standing up for this piece of shit in the least lol, not even his so called gf lol. Find a man worth your time not some wanna be back in high school basic ass bitch Sméagol looking mother fucker lol.

      • Muffintop says

        01/26/2020 at 8:39 pm

        I’m curious why it’s a problem for everyone else? If it’s good for Katie, and it’s good for him, why is everyone else so upset about it? Because he or she hurt your feelings? Lol. Here’s what’s really annoying about people like you. It’s one thing to sit around and talk shit on people’s SL lives.. but you have to be a real piece of shit to be putting peoples real life shit out. I don’t care if it’s “common knowledge” or not. Not your place. Period. That’s what’s wrong with you ignorant fucks. You sit here saying this man has no regard for anyone else, yet here you are with your salty ass, trying to claim your 5 mins by opening your cock sucker about shit that you have NO BUSINESS speaking on. The worse part.. your probably one of their “friends” who feels this way, but says this shit behind their backs ?

      • Pepperidge Farm remembers says

        01/27/2020 at 12:24 pm

        I want so badly to agree with your comment, I really really do. But this is similar to if someone posted their phone number all over the internet, MMOs, forums, message boards etc. and then was surprised people called their number. We can’t be shocked people would put their thoughts out there when it seems more like they make it a point to post about, shout out, tweet and spread around every little tidbit of drama that happens in their “relationship”. And we can’t pretend Katie isn’t just fine letting anyone know she’s married. No one put anyone’s “real like shit out”. It’s sorta like you seeing my forum name and using it but suddenly I theatrically gasp in shock that you’d put that information out there. I freely gave it just like she did, just like they do with whatever is happening this week on Days of Our Lives: “Roleplay is just tinder, right?” edition.

        But on that same token, whoever posted this secret is just as soft up because of just how blatantly out there this information is. Personally, I’ve never talked to either of them more than a few words once or twice as I’m sure plenty of people in the roleplay community haven’t and yet we still manage to know what happens. From their own fingers no less. How odd. Being their “friend” isn’t even close to being a requirement to be privy to this information, sadly.

        TL;DR OP should have known better and comment knight shouldn’t be surprised when people manage to hear the eardrum blasting tornado siren that is their… whatever you call it.

  46. Roger Stone says

    01/26/2020 at 2:20 pm

    The absurd amount of typos in these secrets, you guys should be more ashamed than the people you posted about.

  47. You Know Who says

    01/26/2020 at 2:19 pm

    #1 Persephone

    If Ms. Whitesong put even half of the effort she does into her personality as she does her avatar, maybe she’d be able to hold down a guy for more than a month before they get bored and move on. Though we all know Johnny wasn’t being faithful, from day one. Old habits are hard to change, after all, and why would he ever stop fucking around, for you? You’re not as special as you think, Perse.

    • Sure says

      01/26/2020 at 7:33 pm

      You obviously have not fucked Johnny because if you did, you would know the guy has no game. He is an insecure, whiny loser that struggles to find women that don’t see what a loser he is within a week.

      As far as Persephone goes, I don’t know her but it sounds like shes like so many other desperate women, she will have some sucker on her arm within a week claiming she finally found true love lmao.

  48. TeaDrinker says

    01/26/2020 at 2:19 pm

    #2 If she is fucking dudes for money and giving her pimp all the money, kinda gotta assume that she is willing. It’s not like he can steal the lindens out of her account like a real life pimp can steal them outta her purse. ?

  49. me says

    01/26/2020 at 2:17 pm

    yay.. my secret made the cover xD lol Its the 3rd time i’ve seen the mesh thief in gaming sims.. and report the asshole in MP.. all the time but nothing ever happens..
    maybe thats why people do it LL… because there is no fucking consequence.

    also #46.. i dont watch her streams.. i wouldn’t give that chic a view even if she had great tea on it.. but fuck what she thinks.. i recall someone posting a secret about her a long ass time ago and in the picture was her huge face and it looked like she head a beard.. so please don’t be offended by her opinion.. she should save up her L’s for laser hair removal. xD

    • me says

      01/26/2020 at 2:19 pm

      had*

    • me says

      01/26/2020 at 2:28 pm

      p.s. if ur a new creator and need your ads looking good..
      go to pngtree or snipstock and look for borders or buttons or your sale ads pngs
      that chics work is really no different than any of that.
      you’re welcome.

    • me says

      01/26/2020 at 3:26 pm

      2 chics with mad facial hair dislike this comment xD lmao

    • BaconForPrez says

      01/26/2020 at 3:54 pm

      Ugh, I’ve reported that Syperpup on ALLLL my alts and they’re still there. >.< Fucking LL I swear. As a small-time creator, this shit really pisses me off.

      • me says

        01/27/2020 at 12:01 am

        amen.. i dont trust anyone that even uses that font.. and LL should be ashamed of themselves… im happy im not the only one who notices those things and takes them time to flag…… i bet thats why creative studio doesnt make stuff anymore..its such a slap in the face to the honest people.

      • BaconForPrez says

        01/27/2020 at 2:53 am

        Yeah, a few FP creators actually stopped creating because of the CB-er shits still on the MP. LL is so slack on deleting those accounts.

        Lol, also…the pictures are so less then basic it’s painful to look at. A friend of mine showed me the “store” and I told her, DO NOT BUY, those are copybotted, and her response? Oh, it’s ok for me cuz I don’t actually sell this stuff, and I was just facepalm, wtf. THIS IS WHY CB-ers are still going strong.

    • Toxxic Rhiannyr says

      01/27/2020 at 7:27 am

      You recall a lot for never watching me…
      Hiiiiii SLSecrets, Happy New Year!
      Post #1 of 2020, I look forward to more dirt on me 🙂 Ca-Chow! ♥

      • me says

        01/31/2020 at 1:34 am

        by the looks of that pic you look like you had enough dirt on you.. go shave ya face u manlady .. all that photoshop and editing skills you would think you would have made yourself pretty lol

  50. HonesTea says

    01/26/2020 at 2:09 pm

    #21 – Exactly right. He and I dated off and on and I have to say that he was a good person and never treated me or any of his exes I met with anything but respect. I think someone’s just mad that he’s happy and moving on with someone else. Jealousy isn’t a good look. and judging from last weeks comments, the obsessed ones are these people who can’t stop talking about someone else’s life. Move on! Look forward, and stop obsessing over what someone who isn’t with you is doing.

    • Funny As Fuck says

      01/26/2020 at 9:48 pm

      Wow,This loser made it in here again this week. Poor Niko got dumped because of this worm going back to His cunt of an ex Roo. Boom claims to be a dommy on his male avi and a submissive on his female avi who Roo is his mommy of… The loser needs to detach is mouth from his rl mothers tit and be an actual man, I mean i can see why he’s much rather be a woman with the size of his penis, it’s like her enlarged clitty. BE a REAL MAN BRO!

      • Roo says

        01/27/2020 at 7:50 am

        Mmk. As far as Boom goes, idgaf he’s a big boy say what you want. Here’s the thing. And I’m not gonna hide behind some fake name, not my style. Not that I owe anyone any explanations on my life and what I do. However I’ll humor it this once. I left Niko because of many reasons, completely unrelated to Boom. Being unable to be in any conversation with anyone even my rl family unless niko is listening via an alternative program. Because if I don’t, I’m being messaged repeatedly while I am away at 4-5 minute intervals. If I’m in conversation with another guy he gets so jealous that it starts fights, and I have to either stop talking to them, or be spammed if he’s not listening in, or block them so he will stop bribing them up every single day. Being asked on more than one occasion to put him in a call while I’m at work on a Monday which would have been a hippa violation. But since I didn’t, again, spam. Not being able to read, watch a movie, play a game, sleep, or any other thing without him having to be present doing it too, or in a call. or dealing with the guilt trips later. Being unable to go somewhere unless he has map rights on me, or he’s going with me. He controlled what I was allowed to wear, or it was a fight. Any time I brought any of this up, he would dissolve into tears and I’d have to deal with it, and explain why just because he’s being too controlling doesn’t mean I hate him. So finally after 5 different conversations I couldn’t take it anymore and in my sleep deprived state started a convo that lasted two day, and over 9 hours, of me explaining all this. Which resulted in him changing his statuses to “heartbroken and alone” “broken” his tag to “trash” and telling me how he’s thinking about “honestly offing myself”. Now I’m sorry if YOU would have stuck around for that relationship but I had enough after a month. Was I a saint no. I did things that would unintentionally irritate his insecurities. And I snapped at him a couple times rather than discuss calmly. But this is why you don’t judge a relationship you know nothing about, that is privately handled between two adults. What happens from here? Is my business. I’m not going to address this again.

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        01/27/2020 at 12:49 pm

        If you took that shit for more than one day, you’ve got serious self-esteem issues. I cannot even imagine admitting I let some SL dude treat me like that for a month. What could the attraction have possibly been? You into desperate, whiny “men” who cry to manipulate like teenage girls, or did he fulfill some kind of public status for you?

      • Roo says

        01/27/2020 at 3:00 pm

        He and I have been friends for about 4 years. In that time we found we have a lot of common interests and beliefs so I gave it a shot. He can be a very good friend, and his family is utterly amazing. Kind, welcoming, fun..but I had to learn the hard way that there is a limit to what I can do as a non professional, and that these things are not something I have the tools to handle. For my part I am working on my own issues and I own that, and am proud of my progress. every day is a chance for growth and this is no different. I am learning to be more assertive, to be more independent and to not accept behaviors that are unhealthy. This is just another learning moment.

      • Funny As Fuck says

        01/27/2020 at 6:19 pm

        The REAL Cunt in the house! Look at this… no-one gives a crap with what comes out of your cunty mouth… it’s women like you that make MEN insecure with how thrashed you get your pussy. YOU make people insecure because you are a liar, a cheat and a psycho. Have fun with tiny dick and large clitty. Niko bro…. Glad you woke up. You don’t need this trash in your life.

      • truth will set you free says

        01/28/2020 at 6:52 am

        Everything I heard between all parties involved and it sounds like you wanted the break up and he didnt so he had every right to be the way he acted and felt the way he did. We are all human and people have feelings and emotions. I know for a fact you once had them too at one point as well. But wow this is pretty low even for you roo. I had alot of respect for you before and you trusted me with alot of secrets. I am gonna be honest here as i always have to you… boom was a good guy or so i thought. I wanted to date him after chickee broke up with him but he was to interested in you and I may not know Niko very well but he seems like a really sweet guy and sure seemed to love you, But no-one deserves to have their issues aired out like this roo. I heard both sides of the story but this post makes it look like you were the victim and the saint, WHICH YOU WERE NOT! I bet he still doesnt know about you and Boom hooking up after he went to bed. oh dont remember what im talking about? I do, you talked about how you ending the call because “you couldn’t sleep” so you could log back in to SL to meet up with Boom to have sex so you could go to sleep.I promised not to tell him… opps, well since you aired laundry I guess it’s cool that I did right?. Its funny tho you never mentioned that you asked him to be in call 90% of the time. What about that you were constantly talking to guys that only wanted to have sex with you. Must have slipped your mind. It is okay tho, We wont tell him how many guys you told me you were fucking in discord and SL IM while in call with him thats our little secret. Unless you were lieing to me… I did hear about Sir. Benen tring to get in to your mind and twisting it to get what he wanted. He did it to me once. I could have warned you but you gotta make your own mistakes and choices . I feel bad for Niko and Darien tho two guys that loved you and all you do is talk shit about them. Moral of this story Theres always two sides of a story. Next time dont try to paint yourself as the saint when your the real bad guy (girl in this case) cause the past will always come back to haunt you… Karma is some relative of mine.

  51. Knows SL BDSM says

    01/26/2020 at 2:04 pm

    Someone is a bit bitter about the SL BDSM scene. Sadly not only are they uneducated about BDSM, they are not very educated on grammar. I am really hoping that English is not their first language and that is why there are so many errors in their various post.

  52. Nigerian prince says

    01/26/2020 at 1:31 pm

    #36 Whoever gave this person real money expecting to get cheap lindens back…
    I’m a Nigerian prince and have $10,000 for you. Just send me your bank details name/ address and I’ll get it sent to you ?

  53. Reddevil says

    01/26/2020 at 1:15 pm

    24. Yes she does know we just got the divorce finallized you revengful bitch

  54. Laugh says

    01/26/2020 at 1:02 pm

    #8 Why does EVERY woman decided to get that ugly Genus head anyway? They all look hideous and rough, the cheekbones are not feminine and the mouth is ugly and huge! Stop being clones and choose pretty, feminine heads instead!

    #19 The creepy smiles thing is pathetic and was never funny to begin with let alone apply it to SL toons. Applying RL jokes to SL flickr pics is pathetic to begin with so just stop!

    • TeaDrinker says

      01/26/2020 at 2:18 pm

      Not everyone shares your taste, and what is pretty and feminine is not the same to everyone.

      I have to admit the smile edits are growing on me… like a fungus. Pls help.

    • Downwithunderboob says

      01/26/2020 at 2:37 pm

      Maybe some of us don’t want to look like Catwa Catya clones.

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        01/26/2020 at 4:23 pm

        Catwa has like 20 heads, and Lelutka another 20ish probably. If Catya is the only other option you know of, welcome back after being gone the last couple of years.

        I have this feeling the most whiny of the Genus defenders got theirs at the initial discount price and are really invested in how superior they think they look in their obviously beta status heads ? maybe some day they’ll actually get a stable release version out.

      • Just saying... says

        01/26/2020 at 6:37 pm

        I wouldn’t hold my breath for any stable releases. The creator has her money and there is no sign of her ever fixing all the shit that is wrong with the Genus head.

        Lelutka did come out with 2 new ones and they are actually really nice. Also, the huds are very easy to understand and use. The best part, the eyes work, unlike Genus who only will give you a workaround, instead of actually fixing her stupid head.

      • me says

        01/26/2020 at 6:46 pm

        the smile edits are fun, if you don’t like it just unfollow the person instead of bitching around ?

      • me says

        01/27/2020 at 12:03 am

        i would never say that…@fake ass me xD

    • Laugh says

      01/26/2020 at 7:27 pm

      Oh please, most the of the women that bought this hideous head only bought it cause its called “Baby Face”.

      Look at the women that bought this monster, most of them are 40+ desperate women calling themselves “baby girls” wearing pigtails and pacifiers looking for a random dude they can call Daddy.

      • Kai says

        01/29/2020 at 12:29 am

        @ Laugh Sounds like you need to get your eye check by an eye doctor because basically to me it just sounds like your a delusional pickle that just being a hater on genus or maybe you couldn’t afford to buy yourself the head. but in this generation not many people wear catwa so upgrade ur 2001 look to 2020 because to me it just sounds like you just have some lack skills with beauty. those who are a genus divas know how to look pretty and different with genus. we don’t all look the same it all about shape and makeup dummy look more into the beauty industry before judging someone.

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        01/31/2020 at 11:37 am

        SL didn’t even exist in 2001 ya fucking retard. At least you picked the right head for looking like a stupid bitch.

  55. Let's Not says

    01/26/2020 at 12:44 pm

    39 – Lets NOT talk about that place. Don’t give it the hype.

  56. CrowsCawCawQuack says

    01/26/2020 at 12:37 pm

    #22. I know what these words mean when said by themselves, even sometimes when you string them together to form sentences. But this particular grouping of these worlds makes no fucking sense. I think this about ice cream. It’s about ice cream, right?
    #24. Potatoes? Mars? What the fuck is this?
    #33. K
    #40. Shit, this avi looks tons better than mine. I mean, I put a hairbase on and still look like roasted ass anyway so why bother? Let’s focus on the fucking fish lips instead, yes?
    #42. It’s not even an interesting shirt to begin with.

  57. Bored says

    01/26/2020 at 11:58 am

    #5 – While poly isn’t for me, I also don’t care if it is for someone else. The only reason I see someone having a valid reason to take issue with it is if they or one of their loved ones has been negatively impacted by it, and even then perhaps you should just deal with that situation instead of spreading anonymous hate.

    #16, and quite a few others really – Painful to read and/or decipher and even in some of the others I had to laugh at the intended ‘You’re so dumb’ but yet their own grammar/spelling made them look equally as uneducated, or the hideous grammar/spelling simply overshadowed their whole point. I also have to agree with other comments that some were clearly from the same person.

  58. Milly says

    01/26/2020 at 11:37 am

    This week seems like one person spamming.

    I hate the fake smile. It’s like a morph. Where one or two look ok and the rest are creepy. It does look more like a human smile but it doesn’t look realistic for SL avatars.

    #46. I swear before I took a break from SL she closed her store “forever” , had a huge sale and group gifts and then jacked up the group join price to some outrageous amount that people actually paid.

  59. Honestly says

    01/26/2020 at 11:26 am

    12). This post is set on friends only. Simply remove if their posts get to you that much.

  60. Whatever says

    01/26/2020 at 11:25 am

    36) Scuse me, but WHY would you believe that someone can give you L$ for a much better rate? Seriously, some people need protection from themselves.

    6) Good for her, seems she’s found the right passtime on SL then.

    • obvious says

      01/26/2020 at 3:52 pm

      #6….i’m cryyying LOL that’s exactly what i said -good on her, an escort that really loves her job hehehe

  61. Comedy Central says

    01/26/2020 at 11:22 am

    14# Its about time someone posted this I know who he will blame but he will be way off.

    Chance is his name and he loves the boys that look under 16, well known fact he is a disgusting SICK & twisted. He ”Says” we are all over 18”, Fuck off you prick you don’t think of their age when your fucking them your watching a Child Avi – Sick Fucker!

    • Stankfish says

      01/26/2020 at 4:48 pm

      An avi can’t really have an age. You just think about it too much. Love comes in all sizes,even then that’s your opinion .

      • uguu says

        01/26/2020 at 6:49 pm

        says every pedophile ever

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        01/26/2020 at 7:56 pm

        Ignore it; that trash shows up every few weeks to defend pedophilia and bestiality, basically any rape of helpless creatures, always with the same tired bullshit about how SL isn’t “real”.

      • Stankfish says

        01/26/2020 at 9:45 pm

        Na is more along the lines of. I don’t give a shit. I’m a weaboo. You don’t see Asia bitching. Cartoons don’t constitute real people. If people jack n wack to cartoons well whatever . Everything you do in doesn’t constitute who you really are. Fantasies arn’t my business . If we didn’t have fantasy we wouldn’t have George r Martin ,Clive Barker or Neil Gaiman.

      • Comedy Central says

        01/27/2020 at 2:10 pm

        fantasy FUCKING Child like Avi’s — your a disgusting FUCKER Stankfish for thinking like that

      • Stankfish says

        01/27/2020 at 4:23 pm

        Well thank you fuck face for the reply . You know I pride you in your response to your boring and calm complement,but I tell you stuff the bee up your ass. I’m disgusting and I thank you. Fantasy doesn’t have limits, as seeing you breath like a mouth breather makes me sick. Having a virtual moral compass on a video game clearly defines retardation to your cortex you think from. Try being a submissive.

    • stubert says

      01/26/2020 at 11:27 pm

      i think his name is chad not chance and he has 20 underage looking sons that he has sex with

      • Comedy Central says

        01/27/2020 at 2:09 pm

        Its Chance ! (Chanceheart) Something like that, when i find his name i will post it

  62. Abfab Hax says

    01/26/2020 at 11:17 am

    #2 – Pimping ain’t easy.
    #4 – This one make me laugh.
    #14 – People like this are sick. There is no way anyone could justify this situation.
    #22 – Sugarbabies = materialist slags. Daddies = the bottom of the barrel uber desperate men. Its really nothing more than that.
    #24- What the hell am I looking at?
    #26- Applause!!! it’s the same shit, different day. In a year we will see this same style of dress at another event. it’s boring already.
    #37- I am going to say loveless is the product of some uber religious upbringing. She smells a bit Jehovah witness to me.
    #42 – That a complete rip. Another non-talent person getting into an event.

    • me says

      01/26/2020 at 3:27 pm

      hi5@#22

      • Stankfish says

        01/26/2020 at 4:53 pm

        All I’m seeing is a short avi.. it’s easy to justify. Just let it happen and walk away. Virtual sex is not sex,it’s just comedy. Your just not laughing.

      • me says

        01/27/2020 at 12:05 am

        i didnt even look at the secret dumbass.. i just agree’d with AbFabs thought of #22.. dummy

      • Abfab Hax says

        01/27/2020 at 9:26 am

        It’s a short av representing someone who looks 11. No one justifies pedophilia, but you seem to want to?? That is fucked up.

      • Stankfish says

        01/27/2020 at 12:33 pm

        Meh it’s just an avatar to fuck. People like different things. Porn is porn no matter what avatar you is. Sl is fantasy so keep reality outside sl. Graphics don’t offend me.

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        01/28/2020 at 3:19 pm

        “People like different things” yes dumbass, and people who like fucking 11 years olds are disgusting. People don’t act out things in SL REPEATEDLY that they aren’t really into (I’m leaving room for those that experiment and realize their idea was disgusting after the first time), and frankly if the law is the only thing stopping someone from raping a child it’s only a matter of time before they get over that, especially when there are people in SL willing to pretend to be a small child and “enjoy” being molested. If you don’t see how this can further twist an already dangerous mind, you’re either really stupid, being incredibly naive, or are one of those sick fucks yourself afraid of losing a visual outlet you can legally get away with, for now.

  63. Idcreally says

    01/26/2020 at 11:04 am

    Woooow. Lots of typos and grammar issues. Making my eye twitch.

    As someone who lives the lifestyle in RL (BDSM) I’d like to say a few things about a couple of posts here. Polyamory is real and it’s a thing, so please don’t invalidate it. The issues is, people in SL abuse it and fake it to sleep with whomever. Closed poly vs open poly is different, too, and SL couples need to define their rules before going poly. Also, the “Daddies” and “babygirls” in SL are a dime a dozen and they have no loyalty, don’t understand true power exchange, and need some lessons and RL experience. IMHO, most Daddies are just narcissistic misogynists who call themselves Doms in order to manipulate and abuse women because their powerless in RL. Most babygirls are looking for love and faithfulness, and deep relationships, and are settling for Daddies who don’t know how to treat them well, but SL babygirls won’t ever admit to that.

    • Idcreally says

      01/26/2020 at 11:05 am

      Sorry, typo: “they’re powerless”

    • Jane Doe says

      01/26/2020 at 1:53 pm

      As someone who just spent a very long time with a “Daddy” I agree with this 100%. His poly was about non-stop hunting for girls to have sex with, to push on to me. He provided very little nurturing and it was always about him. He’s still in SL now, on a new avie, doing it all over again. I see him with women and I feel so sorry for them as he is going to mess them up.

      • Roger Stone says

        01/26/2020 at 2:31 pm

        Why not warn them?

      • me says

        01/26/2020 at 3:14 pm

        warning does nothing.. the only people who enter those kind of relationships are desperate people.. why people bother doing this shit on the net and expecting something magical is beyond me. I can see in real playing this way with your significant other to spice up the relationship.. but in SL most of the guys and girls are looking for something they cant get in real life.. (i wonder why they can’t.. but not everyone thinks like me) the guy usually just wants to be flooded with girls because in real no one probably looks at him.. and the woman usually wants to feel wanted because her rl man is off with the secretary xD

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        01/26/2020 at 4:31 pm

        People like that don’t take warning, just like me says; all that will do is strengthen their resolve to get involved, thinking someone else is “jealous” and wants what s/he has. They’ll just lash back and hold on tighter.

      • DVSBanana says

        01/26/2020 at 4:13 pm

        I think it is about your limits and what you can handle and what type of BBG you are. Most subs are under the guise of subs in order to have a relationship and use the “Daddy” thing as a bond.

        Seems like you are that BBG pissed when daddy brought a new toy home and does not play well with others.

      • me says

        01/27/2020 at 12:12 am

        DVS you sound like the biggest loser.. ijs.. lmao

        when daddy brings a toy home..daddys fat ass is in all reality sitting on his bed jerking off to cartoons.. empty house… no wife or girlfriend… no kids….not even a dog.. so he finds strangers on the internet to try to upset so he feels like a rl hot guy.. when again he aint shit but a loser on the net getting his dick wet with lotion not pussy. =D sorry for the crudeness but internet daddys and wanna be doms are the most pathetic things in the world.. i cant..loll

      • Funny As Fuck says

        01/27/2020 at 6:48 am

        @me Unlike an uneducated moron that is more than likely anti social irl and a Keyboard warrior when entering SL and Jerks off to anything that moves? Bruh… Daddy’s, Dominant’s, Master’s, Troll’s, Norm’s and whoever else their is out there are jerking off to Something in SL. Married, taken or Single… SL is an expression of any community and lifestyle you want to be in and No-one Should dictate anyone else. The World of SL is full of fake people, and there are more fake Norm’s out there who are ignorant and arrogant. 😉 I think you should look in the mirror and have a Look at the real Loser Here.

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        01/28/2020 at 2:15 am

        Dude. Please. Plurals do not require apostrophes, and the way you did it like 5 times in a row (among others) was just physically painful to me. Using the letter S to make a plural LITERALLY NEVER requires an apostrophe. Ever. They are only used to show possession or to make contractions. Please feel free to Google that to confirm if you don’t believe me, and then stop it.

    • justagirly says

      01/26/2020 at 1:58 pm

      Yeah, I’ve been involved in various forms of D/s for a long time and honestly most of the issue is just like you said in SL you are flooded with liars and cheaters looking for a way to excuse themselves for their shit so “hey use poly! they can’t argue!” and then the “Daddie’s” are either power tripping assholes using it again as validation, or they are just really are new and don’t seem to know what they are they just know they like the “kinky sex” and latch on to some popular word. It’s sad really.

  64. TalkToTheHand says

    01/26/2020 at 10:59 am

    At least 10 of these memes were made my the same person I think. God switch up the layout and style of the meme. Or better yet…. get a fucking life. LOL.

    • BaconForPrez says

      01/26/2020 at 4:04 pm

      And the grammar and spelling is horrible. Kess, if you know multiple “secrets” (which these really aren’t), are from the same person, why post them? Can’t you just post 2 or 3? Cuz this is some boring shit and is pretty much just filler.

  65. Ohpls says

    01/26/2020 at 10:50 am

    From the weird grammatical failures to the skipped words, I am pretty sure that like 50 percent of secrets this week are from the same person xD

    Please, throw your PC out of the window…or donate it to someone in need. And never log in to SL ever again.

    When you can make that many secrets about different people, I will freely assume that you are one of those people who “get followed by drama no matter where they go although they are always sooo chill and polite” and you are so drama free that you even have one of those “no drama” disclaimers in your Profile.
    One of my favest, right before the “voice approved” crowd xD

  66. Douglas Adams says

    01/26/2020 at 10:48 am

    48. It would have been more comforting if “Don’t panic” was written in calming neon

  67. IKnowThings says

    01/26/2020 at 10:44 am

    49. Yes…yes they are the same person.

    • Lawllll says

      01/26/2020 at 11:09 am

      lmfao. I have plenty of proof it is him. He probably posted this secret himself trying to get people to think it isn’t him so he can still use that account. Too funny!

      • IKnowThings says

        01/26/2020 at 2:17 pm

        The stories I could tell…

        He thinks the person that posted the secret last week is his ex, which could be, idk. So that theory that it’s a self posted secret holds some weight. Or just someone who’s the flavor of the week this week.

  68. glowhoe. says

    01/26/2020 at 10:35 am

    #16 – SKIMPY* ffs you guys get stupider every week.

    #34- whats funny is that I’m 100% that you would be one of the people he told to keep it ‘hush hush’, but now I’m assuming he is right where he said he would be after he used you for the piece of ass you really allowed yourself to be; WITH HIS PARTNER. AND YOU ARE MAD?! it literally says in his profile you will not come between them, and if you know Mickey he pretty much tells it how it is. Did you think YOU were special enough to change anything? lmao ya’ll bitches are funny af. The real is this. If he didn’t wanna be with Katie he could dip and get his dick wet anyways SO??? NEXT. jealous bitch.

    #41- finally SOMEONE said it. Now last week i did say that “Pedo” is used frequently as an insult from everyone now days.. BUT this guy is for sure gross and def like his girls YOUNG and RELATED. weird shit man.

  69. Ava says

    01/26/2020 at 10:33 am

    Why does everyone spell words wrong and even skip entire words? It’s a sad ? world in SL these days. I remember when people took pride in their typing skills.

    • Milly says

      01/26/2020 at 11:32 am

      It’s probably just the same person for all of them.

  70. Exposed says

    01/26/2020 at 10:26 am

    31). Massimo Mac. Does Cristina know?

  71. Zzz says

    01/26/2020 at 10:23 am

    Boring week

    • Watching from the sidelines says

      01/26/2020 at 3:31 pm

      But another week that I’m not on it – so yeah for me!

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