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Virtual-Secrets, week 543

01/19/2019 · kesseret ·

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Before we delve into secrets…
• If you hook up with a crazy in SL, it is not our responsibility to help you deal with that. If it becomes a RL issue contact law enforcement.
• Trust no one. If you tell people your laundry they will air it for you.
• Secret submissions are anonymous. We don’t know if your crazy ex or your abuela submitted them.
• Make your secrets legible.
• Do not contact us just to threaten us, especially with e-lawyers. We’ve been doing this for 12+ years. You are not the first nor will you be the last.
• Lastly, if the material submitted here triggers you, please get help. If the materials submitted here make you suicidal please see the suicide hotline numbers posted. They are there to help.


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  1. Felice Marenwolf says

    01/24/2019 at 3:53 am

    1. Kalika sounds like a twat.. but the person who wrote that shit about her
    is no better. Pot meet kettle. get a rl moron.

    2.as a creator, I don’t see anything wrong with what Shantia’s profile says.
    She’s right. ALWAYS TRY A DEMO. Never buy shit without trying a demo. You don’t
    deserve a refund if you didn’t try the demo and just bought the shit on a whim
    thinking it would be flawless. DERP.

    3.Ok… and the proof is where? why do people put shit like that up without
    a screenshot or some shit. another moron right there.

    4.Or, maybe she knows and you’re just the idiot that thinks she doesnt ?
    either way, why do you care? it isnt your life and it isnt directly affecting
    you. tend to your own backyard. seriously.

    5.scottish accents are adorbs. 🙂

    6.lolz

    7.maybe she leaves families because most sl fams are either incestuous or
    neglect their littles ? i mean, kinda hard to make fun of her if you dont know her
    unless you seriously have nothing better to do.

    8.but dick is like an eclair… it has a creamy filling that comes out 😉

    9.heres some thoughts… 1.stop involving yourself in someone else’s life if it doesnt affect
    you in your day to day rl. 2. if she did really leave her kids for a guy in sl… shes a waste
    of space….. just like people who are always sticking their noses in everyone elses business.

    10. next time make it to where e can actually see the name… this one was just
    pointless lol.

    11. Ezekial Revoul… your products are shit anyways… no one fucking cares.

    12.She adopted a daughter … that already MARRIED her brother which is whatever.. its just sl fam
    you fucking moron.. its NOT BLOOD RELATION. jesus christ.. suck it up drama whore. youre as bad as she is.
    stfu already.. all of your “friends” are tired of hearing your whining and they want you to get a rl.

    13.what did you use to see that ? i want it :O

    14.he is a piece of shit. hes always trying to pixel bang everyone… its because
    he has no rl and lives off of social security. he just sits on his fat fucking ass
    eating and spanking his two inch dick.

    15.ok then.

    16. proof please .

    17.ugh fucking pervs.

    18.ok, well, if your man isnt a whore then he wont fuck her… so if your man is fucking her
    its not all her fault. it takes two to tango.. and if hes cheating on you
    then obviously he isnt that into you darlin lol annnd another person that needs a rl lol

    19.ok…easy fix.. just dont buy them. moron. when you learn how to make something and start selling it
    then you can talk. till then.. just dont waste your Ls . derp.

    20.casper is that you ?

    21. true… but youre the dummy spending Ls there lol

    21(you numbered another one 21 lol).sounds like someone is bitter because his only sex life is apparently SL. lol i bet you got shut down
    and got pissed off cause she wouldnt give you something to jerk your tiny dick to.
    watch real porn or get laid rl like normal people. LOSER.

    22.lol if you can be anonymous why cant we ?

    23.theres casper again..

    24. once again.. none of your business if it isnt affecting you personally. js.

    25. oh lookie… another jealous poster lol

    26.ok .. dont like it ? dont buy it. simple right ?

    27. possibly.. and they are probably more interesting than you Caine. js.

    28.shes right though.. wheres the proof? the only way someone could prove shes copybotting is if
    they had a copybot viewer to be able to inspect her shit… soooo i mean, i guess whoever is accusing her
    of copybotting must be a copybotter themselves lol …and another pot meet kettle moment lol

    29.they arent exactly the same… suck it up.

    30.maybe because some people like to wear chokers ? just because you think its not worth an update
    it doesnt mean others dont think it isnt .

    31.that is fugly as fuck.

    32.the only people that care about erectile dysfunction in sl are people that
    only get virtual sex. why you worried about his dick ? go get some rl dick and stfu.

    33.groovebunny doesnt even really live mix. she fucking goes on youtube and steals the mashups
    and then pretends she did them herself lol . i know that for a fact. lol
    more like groovecopywritestealer.

    34.that shit is ugly.

    35.lol wow pupito.

    36.pupito is a slag.

    36 (you made another 36.)Omg its so awful to want to make your virtual family
    look like it was actually made with your genetics!!! god help us all!!! stop pulling
    the racist card lol crybaby.

    37.she clearly has tits… not a flat chest… maybe shes just a petite japanese woman that is into the
    lolita look ? I think youre reading too much into this.. and how the fuck would you know what a raped child would look like?
    hmmm makes me wonder what you do in your spare time.

    38.ok. lol thanks.

    39.ok. their business…. not yours lol

    40.scottish accents are cute… that avatar isnt though … its chin is way to fucking long…
    whats up leno lol

    41.lol high five!

    41 (and you doubled another number yet again lol). lol that basic ass name tho.. “sir”slate lol.

    42.lol

    43.2k is better than nothing though.

    44.ok… everyone steals everyone’s profile content. no one in sl is 100 percent original. dumbass

    45.huh… sstop illiteracy. thanks

    46.her stuff is shit anyways .. who cares.

    47.wow.. ok lol sounds like you got some real issues there lady. lastly, tegan… youre about as popular as a used cum rag
    lol stop looking so thirsty for attention. calm your tits and take your own advice….. get a rl.

    48.at least we know we dont have to do the gacha to get that outfit.. i mean if anyone is stupid
    enough to get it. that shit is fugly as fuck.

    49.hmm… dont know her .. so i dont care lol

    50.uh.duh. lol

    51.lol dont be mad cause shes an old heifer that can get more dick than you lol

    52.you must have spent alot of time looking at kiddie porn to know what it would look like.

    53.uh…eww…

  2. Observant says

    01/22/2019 at 2:10 pm

    #51 Oh Slyvia … You’re kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair, you let down everyone in your life. How long before you become overly needy and emotionally abusive to this one.

  3. Duh says

    01/22/2019 at 2:02 pm

    #26 All I know now is that I want that pill purse

  4. Malak Maklaim says

    01/22/2019 at 1:29 pm

    Number #21 is self inflated and egotistical and really needs to balance her meds correctly before she start pissing the wrong people off…

  5. WhenInDoubtTalkItOut says

    01/22/2019 at 11:40 am

    #44- Is it so wrong to work a DJ job on SL to earn Lindens rather then spend our real life money on SL? Is it so wrong to ask someone for help to get something? No there isn’t anything wrong with that. It’s great, this person isn’t spending thousands on SL unlike other folks would be doing. You go glen coco! Seems to me like she is a smart person. I actually happen to know who this is and she has a big heart and may have started SL out on the wrong foot. Remember people not everyone is perfect, clearly, or you wouldn’t be here reading personal issues of other folks, or posting things to bully someone else.

  6. jotavicoisaloser says

    01/22/2019 at 8:40 am

    #42 he’s the most annoying person ever. he messages you ”hey” and then spams you his shitty flickrs and offers you to talk about prices. Nobody with a lil bit of common sense would pay you for your trashy edits!!!!

  7. theInformant says

    01/21/2019 at 8:16 pm

    Could someone please explain #24 to me? I know this person, and there doesn’t appear to be any context for what’s being insinuated.

  8. Ifyckdurdad says

    01/21/2019 at 6:18 pm

    #24 lol was it even a secret? We all knew she was a weird!!!! I mean just look how big her nose holes are! Can fit a big fat dicku in there!! Hahaha

  9. Killing it on Flickr says

    01/21/2019 at 2:17 pm

    35…. Um, hello Emery. You don’t have anyone holding you back now so I guess we can enjoy seeing more of your ratchet ass here going forward. Hiding behind some Pupito drama is pretty sneaky but…we see you and always knew you were the worst of the lot. Keep it coming, there is nothing funnier than someone oblivious to his own demise.

    About events…. People keep posting that events are greedy. This week we have some special snowflake bitching about events expanding. Its time for you all to wake up and realize events are a business. Not a fake business like owning a club or being a DJ. One that actually creates revenue for the owner and the participants. When Starbucks showed up in your neighborhood did you bitch and complain about how greedy they are or did you go pick up your latte? There is no rule that says Second Life events have to be non profits. There is also no rule that they have to provide great content. Events have no control over crappy products. By the time the thing hits the event, the space is paid for, they can present whatever they want as long as it follows the rules. No event owner is walking around before it opens going..”That sucks, you cant sell that here.” And if they did well…please look up Pupito in the dictionary to get an idea of how that turns out.

    About creators….Ok so, you learned how to look up percents on gacha machines. Congrats. You have graduated to the next level called, Understanding What I Am Looking At. Those percents are only relevant to the amount of items in the machine. If there are three items and one rare and the percent is at 5%, you will get a rare plenty of times to satisfy YOUR greed because lets face it, you are are the one needing it all. Please find a new way to express your buyers remorse and take some ownership of your own gluttony.

    • theInformant says

      01/21/2019 at 8:12 pm

      Hi, there. Nascent statistician here.

      I’m afraid that your comment about the probabilities of rare drops falls victim to the gambler’s fallacy. (However, it is applicable to the probability of getting a given common item.) The number of items in the machine has no bearing on the number of rares you will receive if you play a gacha X number of times. It’s entirely up to the probability (i.e., the percentage). Each time you pull the lever, you have Y% chance of getting a rare, and each pull is independent of the ones before it. Let’s consider your three-common and one-rare machine. If the probability of getting that one rare is 5%, then over a very large number of pulls, you’ll get 5 rares every 100 pulls–or, if we reduce that fraction, 1 rare every 20 pulls. The other 19 out of 20 pulls, you will get one of the commons. Assuming that the probability of drawing any given common is the same across all commons, your probability of getting a particular common is (100% – 5%) / 3 = 31.7%.

      Let’s consider another scenario: a gacha that has 19 common items and 1 rare, with the same chance of drawing the rare. Again, because the probability of pulling the rare is 5%, people should expect to receive the rare about once every 20 pulls. However, if we again assume that the probability of drawing each common is the same, then your chance of drawing a given common is (100% – 5%) / 19 = 5%. Ironically, your chance of drawing a particular common is the same as your chance of drawing the rare.

      To all of you out there who are now cursing and saying, “Shit, I played a 5%-rare gacha 20 times and never got a rare,” don’t panic. The whole once-per-20-pulls principle comes into effect only when you have maaaany samples (i.e., lots of people playing the gacha lots of times). If you aggregate everyone’s gacha plays, then you’ll find that, as a whole, people got one rare approximately every 20 pulls.

      TL;DR: You made a valid point about the number of items in a gacha affecting the likelihood of getting a particular item, but it only applies to the commons, not the rares.

    • me says

      01/22/2019 at 4:36 pm

      also think about the number of ppl playing it at the same time.. like its only tallying per person.. i think not

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        01/24/2019 at 12:50 pm

        It doesn’t tally anything. Each pull is a completely independent action and has absolutely no bearing on any other pulls, as theInformant explained so very well. What a pity you couldn’t be bothered to read it; willful ignorance becomes a habit, no?

      • me says

        01/24/2019 at 6:32 pm

        sure is.. thats what i have you for grandma 😉 thanx .. i picture you looking like mrs doubtfire .. same voice and all

  10. So tired of this says

    01/21/2019 at 11:14 am

    36. To the designers who give pupito money for TCF event. You get what paid for. Stop supporting assholes… moral to the story. Trust me if you all stop supporting his ass. He wouldn’t be the “dick” he is now. If people walk away and COMPLETELY cut him off. The bitch would be in a corner crying and blaming them for abandoning him.

    • me says

      01/21/2019 at 5:05 pm

      more facts.. can’t really blame him for acting the way he does because they keep feeding his pockets and taking his shit.

    • GetALife says

      01/22/2019 at 3:23 pm

      That chat is old af. like at LEAST a year old. I wonder who reposted this and why? this is the whole convo:

      https://gyazo.com/c4ece58970ea27c28c39e24895f22911

  11. letsbereal says

    01/21/2019 at 10:30 am

    #10 hasn’t changed her ways . I met her a few years ago , we became what I thought was friends . She was sleeping with a ton of men back then . We opened a club together we agreed to both pay half of exapenses . I fronted my half and her men paid hers . We had land rent etc paid for the next 2 mos . Within a week she wanted to make another club on another piece of land . Moral is she’s bipolar as fuck . During that time I met someone she proceeded to tell me he told her he would go onto an alt to date her and I’d never know .. I confronted him and was told she started it by sending nude photos of herself . I ditched them both and haven’t spoken to either since . She’s a hoe that seeks men’s attention to make her feel needed and wanted . If you’re looking for sex you’ll get from her .

    • Astridkate Resident says

      01/22/2019 at 7:14 pm

      Man, salty bitches left and right. Move on yallll….move on.

      • letsbereal says

        01/24/2019 at 3:13 pm

        You’d think after years of the same behavior you’d show some growth perhaps even a little maturity. Yet your still the same . Why because you want someone to fill Pitts for you and you need attention so bad you can’t stand yourself . Get your head out the game . Grow up finally . Try seeing what real life is like for a bit

  12. Jack says

    01/21/2019 at 8:03 am

    #35 The Arcade avatar openly submitting SL Secrets…..No suprise there….Then they wonder why none of us will do there event and Soiree aka Suckee what a fail

    • Haha says

      01/21/2019 at 6:40 pm

      Come on you have to admit that it was funny.

      Also suckee sounds nothing like soirée but nt nt.

      • That chick says

        01/22/2019 at 5:51 am

        “Soirée excuse for an event” might be a little funnier there.

  13. GassyAnnie says

    01/21/2019 at 5:59 am

    #27 that useless cueball dj is projecting because he failed irl as a DJ let him have his SL fame ?

    • anonymousChic says

      01/22/2019 at 7:49 pm

      #27 He hasn’t had a hot meal in months and he has so much to say about people, Aww .. Go get a real job and feed yourself small minded pricK!! And Stop licking ass for $l 100, He’s nothing but an ass licker and loser!!!

    • anonymousChic says

      01/22/2019 at 8:12 pm

      He hasn’t had a hot meal in months and he has so much to say about people, He licks ass to Stay at Energy club. He fucks over his Friend just in that club. He only DjMgr coz of the Energy Owner wife. She had more dicks in her mouth then hot meals too.

  14. Darren says

    01/20/2019 at 10:34 pm

    #33 DJ in this pic is 0 talent Sonny Tivoli, Only a garbage person attacks a girl who fights back and defends a POS creep like Sonny. Never liked this guy and his creepy laugh.

    • alwayslistening says

      01/24/2019 at 11:06 am

      The best part about the comment is that the guy you mention didn’t post it. Nor did he have anything to do with it. And the person who did is not a guy or a DJ. So maybe Darren before you bully someone. Know who you are trashing hmmm?

      • Darren says

        01/24/2019 at 7:37 pm

        Thiala every1 knows u did it for ur bro fuck buddy. Why’s ur mind so bent? Maybe b4 “u” bully his victim u should know what u’re taking about. U’re fucking ur brother. That makes u and ur brother the only cock whores in this story.

  15. THH says

    01/20/2019 at 8:18 pm

    13 sucks and is true. Plus no copy shouldn’t even exist anymore. Thankfully people sell these same items in other sims or through Steam now for about 95% less than gambling on them

  16. CandyWrapper says

    01/20/2019 at 7:40 pm

    Let’s see… Lots of bitches, whores and cunts. Way to go women power

    Lots I can’t read… Why post these.

    #6 – Yeah, what is that?

    #29 Worth it
    # 33 Someone had mine deactivated. Sigh.
    #36 Holy Shit. Won’t go there again.
    #42 Well, they were nice about it.
    #43 Bought nothing
    #48 Not cool Like buying a book written several years ago only to discover they just changed the cover.
    #51 I’m a granny. Hope you live long enough to have such joy in your life.
    #53 Sigh

  17. GetALife says

    01/20/2019 at 7:19 pm

    I don’t understand the context of #2. . .

    • Constance Do-good says

      01/20/2019 at 8:34 pm

      I guess some moron didn’t demo the skin….

  18. RespectYourCustomers says

    01/20/2019 at 7:03 pm

    Repeats as always

    SL dicks are not real, you cannot hold them, you cannot really suck them, you can’t put them in your twat or ass. They are pixels, cheesy ones at that.

    Incest doesn’t exist on SL. People have huge families they call sis/brothers/moms etc. Unless they are REAL WORLD RELATED. Incest doesn’t exist. It’s role playing. No, I am not into pretending people are having sex with siblings, that disturbs me but… if they go from being a sister to not being that and really to a relationship that ISNT pretending to be brother/sister in a romantic relationship.. so what. Incest on SL unless real world related, doesn’t exist.

    Stop calling men who have female avatars and females that have male avatars catfishes. A person role plays another person on SL. Unless it was going to real life relationships, it’s not your business. Several people I know are the opposite gender in real life than their SL life and so what? SL relationships are not real unless you are going to real life. If SL relationships are that big of a deal to you to be considered real, you may need to get out a bit. I dont care what gender anyone is, I wont call them out to everyone.

    27. I wonder if people that comment this type of thing, pretend to be an adult when in reality they haven’t learned to grow up yet. Most stupid thing I’ve read. Secondly, what if the men did wear dresses in real life? Who cares, could you maybe be jealous you can’t look good in one?

    Relationships in general on SL. Protect yourself. Never full go into an SL relationship that you feel might be RL without full information. Research, research, research. I know and understand that you can have a great connection to someone, talking, laughing, etc but what do you know of them? Nothing. Same goes for RL relationships, tinder, whatever otehr dating apps are out there, public. You dont know who they are or what they really do. Protect yourself. People go into bad relationships and put their safety at risk when meeting them offline too.

    Grow up, so many non-adults posting such junior high crap it’s unbelievable.

    Other than that, SL is SL. It’s roleplay for some, it’s an interactive 3D chatroom for others, some find it as a non levling MMORPG. It’s not real. Yes, people behind avatars are real. You choose your adventure, you don’t get to choose anyone else’s

    Have fun for god sakes

    • #facts says

      01/20/2019 at 8:38 pm

      Well said

    • RespectYourCustomers says

      01/20/2019 at 9:12 pm

      I hate that it put all my text in one massive wall of until you hit read more.

      • kesseret says

        01/24/2019 at 9:35 am

        I don’t like that either but I’ve been too lazy to figure out if it can be fixed. However, if you made that wall of text a secret I would take the time to read it, that’s how great your comment was.

    • me says

      01/23/2019 at 2:45 pm

      i come back to read ur 1st sentence once a day lol i love it!

  19. KekeTea says

    01/20/2019 at 5:27 pm

    #32. Legion has been a fake dom since he cheated on Nicole with some girl. Then again Nicole was cheating on the alt he gave her gor photos.

    • LittleSecrets says

      01/23/2019 at 12:02 am

      They cheated on each other oh god hearing him bitch and cry in my ear about her cheating way as he still tried to get in others pants.The convos i have from both of them dear god. They are kind of perfect for each other in a way. They are both fake cheating cunts lol.

    • jenny says

      01/23/2019 at 3:21 am

      Legion has always been a fake dom,

  20. SomeoneinSL says

    01/20/2019 at 5:24 pm

    To all of the peeps screaming about unoriginal events, items from creators, and shopping in SL in general, just stop buying this shit. Speak with your wallets and then perhaps you will see some quality return.

    • me says

      01/20/2019 at 5:30 pm

      the truth.. right here!

  21. DaBear says

    01/20/2019 at 5:16 pm

    #44 … Really Moonpie.. really?? You would think after 2 years you would learn, not to beg.. Maybe change your name to Kevin(with numbers after it) and just tp to clubs to beg like he does. She “thinks” shes a good DJ, however shes utter crap, I should know I worked with her. Too many vips however getting random friends requests from her and then her “begging” them and other staff members for lindens. Then there was the “oh i really want a this mesh head but no one will buy it for me, I know, I will have no Christmas presents”. Bitch get a RL Job, then you can upload all the lindens you want, and not have to beg from everyone, pretty bad when you go on how good of a dj you are but can only get 6 people in a club with 3 of them being staff members. Still pathetic after all these years. ❤ Don't change babe, the rest of the grid needs a chance to block your sorry ass.

    • Moonpie says

      01/21/2019 at 9:24 pm

      Look.. I dont know who you are, But this whole shit is my past. I dont ask for shit anymore I make my own way, The person who posted the secret, (kandypops) Is just causing drama because shes immature. Thats all this site is, Drama and untrue stuff. Actually she copied my profile because shes unoriginal But no I Havent asked anybody for anything in a long ass time, lol

      • DaBearTwo says

        01/22/2019 at 7:44 am

        Don’t worry Moonpiestar, we all know who you truly are. You think you’re nice, you think you’re safe, but we all know, that you’re just fake. I would continue this rhyming game but tbh its kind of lame. Anyways, comeon sweetheart, you have to know when to stop faking stupid and just tell the truth. Should we do more SL Secrets on you showing what you do? Do we need to talk about your friend Juney too? Quit begging and trying to have everyone give to you and actually work for your things. Also, be original. I have proof that you copied her profile a long ass time ago and she had to change it because you did and you wouldn’t change yours to something different. Get a life.

      • The Truth says

        01/22/2019 at 8:23 am

        You don’t ask for anything but hey whats this? [2019/01/11 00:22] ღGᴏddᴇss Tʀɪxɪᴇღ (moonpiestar): will u help me with epiphany funds im trying to save myself but idk if ill have enough

      • LunarStarDust says

        01/22/2019 at 11:12 am

        Find it funny you say that yet you have posted several times on here lol dont like the heat go complain somewhere else.dishes best served cold especially to someone like you

    • LunarStarDust says

      01/22/2019 at 5:49 am

      Totally agree

      • Okaylol says

        01/23/2019 at 11:47 am

        Grow up a little. This isn’t the place to Air petty drama. For anyone reading this, Moonpie is a very nice decent person. Sure everyone has skeletons in their closet and everyone makes mistakes in life. Get over yourself. I mean honestly this is stressful and very childish to post hateful things that are not true.

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        01/24/2019 at 12:53 pm

        This is exactly the place to air petty drama; are you fucking lost? lol

      • RespectYourCustomers says

        01/24/2019 at 3:39 pm

        *waits to hear Kesseret ask if @Okay is new here* :p

      • kesseret says

        01/26/2019 at 11:13 am

        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I see you are new here. How may I direct your call? (Seriously this never gets old to me.)

  22. meh. says

    01/20/2019 at 4:36 pm

    #36(2?) Not the TCF one.

    i havnt seen many white people actually want their kids to be just like them. i have had many black people turn me and other friends down because we wouldnt change our avi black. so i believe its more equal in races. not all white people care.

  23. A girl has no name says

    01/20/2019 at 3:41 pm

    #33 Sonny why you mad bro?

    • alwayslistening says

      01/24/2019 at 11:08 am

      And another who makes an assumption that is Sonny. Boy y’all love trashing that poor guy who didn’t do a think but get bullied by Groove and all her cronies and acts the victim. Did she ever think that it came from someone before the Sonny deal? OHHH wouldn’t that be something.

      • Darren says

        01/24/2019 at 7:41 pm

        Thiala get off our bro’s cock and take ur meds. U and Sonny r embarrassing our family.

  24. me says

    01/20/2019 at 3:37 pm

    I’m starting to kind of like Pupito. lol You guys have to read his posts as i do .. re-read it in a zoolander voice xD Its epic

  25. me says

    01/20/2019 at 3:30 pm

    feel better soon..

  26. GetALife says

    01/20/2019 at 2:44 pm

    For fucks sake STOP with the red font, people!

  27. Coffee Break says

    01/20/2019 at 2:26 pm

    Mornings All… I think we all might need some extra strong coffee today because Wow… many of the secrets this week are a total snooze fest that I can’t even comment on beyond a “Yeah, and so what?”… At least Pupito is in a few keeping things spicy… hopefully next week people will have something substantial to bring to the Secrets table for us to lawl at.

    • Trinity Yazimoto says

      01/20/2019 at 5:28 pm

      Yes but im sorry to disapoint you. The second post is from october 2017. Not something that happened recently…

  28. Don't believe everything you read says

    01/20/2019 at 2:01 pm

    #7 is NOT a family hopper… her ex “mom” has dumped more kids than I can count for selfish reasons, and her ex-sister has found her “forever families”, who she’s ‘so happy to have finally found and loves so much and is finally where she belongs’… at least 4 times in the past year. Seriously, Kaysha and Niki should be banned from families. They’re toxic, so don’t blame #7 for being trusting and giving them the benefit of the doubt.

    • me says

      01/21/2019 at 5:09 pm

      sl families should be banned as a whole.. not people from fams.. u get off fucking easy in SL picking and choosing ur fams..lol go deal with ur real life family issues and have fun in the fucking game instead of using it to argue about fake family shit

      • A-Kid says

        01/22/2019 at 11:22 am

        SL families are just a group of people deciding to roleplay. Their roleplay is as a family. That’s it, that’s all it is.

        If they make the stupid mistake of not getting to be friends outside of their RP roles, then you see a lot of drama – same as you’d see in any group of rpers who don’t know or care about the person behind the screen. A lot of folks who do SL family rp had shitty childhoods, can’t have kids of their own, want to relive childhood/parenthood, or just enjoy a good family of friends in SL. For every drama llama family posted here, there are five who aren’t like that at all.

      • Humpmelikeabunny says

        01/22/2019 at 12:48 pm

        SL “kids” along with female playing male avi’s are the biggest drama creators on the grid.Its pathetic.

      • A-Kid says

        01/22/2019 at 7:52 pm

        If you say so. I have no drama. I’m a nobody in SL.

      • anotherKid says

        01/22/2019 at 12:51 pm

        I think there is a lot more in SL that should be banned, than the family community tbh. The people i call my sl family, are also my friends, people i would (will or already have) meet (met) in RL. I can understand those who play kids and do a lot of RP only, but thats not different to those, who roleplay to be vampires or lycans or what not, you will NEVER be a vampire or lycan in RL so thats even more unreal than have an avatar that looks like a child or baby. To me personally it doesnt matter what people play or what avatar they have as long as their SL is the way they want it to be without hurting anyone. In my special case, i dont babytalk, i am a kid in SL because i dont care for the sexual world that “adults” in sl created, but i guess thats those who dont have a sexual life in RL so they need it Virtual. Anyways if you dont know about the “kid, family community” you shouldnt be so negative about it.

    • RespectYourCustomers says

      01/22/2019 at 12:06 am

      SL families are not real families

  29. lalalalalala says

    01/20/2019 at 12:43 pm

    You should close your website, because it’s totally useless dude

    and #22 contains rl picture too

    • RespectYourCustomers says

      01/22/2019 at 12:02 am

      @lala
      Close their website why? It’s been here 10 years. It may be useless to you, I find it amusing and it’s a great way to figure out who to not communicate with (the people sometimes being posted about, the people posting it and a lot of the commenters). You must not have realized how long its here OR.. one of the posts may be about you and you aren’t happy about it… but who knows.

      Why are you here if it’s useless?

    • me says

      01/22/2019 at 4:33 pm

      @lala u have the choice to come or not..

  30. lalalalalalalala says

    01/20/2019 at 12:41 pm

    #13 you complain about the fact that you have no luck ? Then don’t buy gatchas, nobody force you there, wtf You act like you have a knife front your neck and people to force you there

    • Uh.. What says

      01/22/2019 at 12:17 am

      Pretty sure the point of the secret was that it’s not always about luck. Some of the designers set the rare drop rates really low. 5%? That’s low as hell. Lowest I’ve seen, anyway. Most drops are about 7 or 8% for a low rate.
      Their point was that some of the designers in events intentionally set low rates like that to milk more L. The fact a big store like reign has a significantly higher rate than those other two in that picture is quite sad.
      You don’t need to spend money on those machines to call attention to the greed.

  31. lalalalalalalala says

    01/20/2019 at 12:26 pm

    #40 that person doesn’t even exist in sl rofl (eccose east not found)

    • RespectYourCustomers says

      01/22/2019 at 12:07 am

      You can actually turn off the option that makes you searchable. I could turn it off and mine wouldn’t exist in search either

    • kesseret says

      01/22/2019 at 7:11 am

      @lalala I see you are new. Welcome to Virtual Secrets. How may I assist you?

  32. a guy who plays a female av in SL says

    01/20/2019 at 12:20 pm

    #27
    I wonder if he manages DJs IRL like he does in SL at Club energy?

  33. a guy who plays a female avi in SL says

    01/20/2019 at 12:18 pm

    I wonder if SL DJ Managers manage DJs IRL?

  34. Emilia says

    01/20/2019 at 11:27 am

    Aww look at niki posting bout her sad child after making plans and pretending to be happy but then getting a bf and and joining something else she’ll quit….nah I don’t even care that I’m on here..fame yo…I’m not a family hopper,she left me,I didn’t leave her. In 14 years I’ve had like 6 families 1 left SL 1 I left 1 is my forever family and the rest left me. So how about you get your facts straight. Everybody said not to go to niki,that this is exactly what she does but I didn’t listen and hey look.. it’s exactly what what she did…so I don’t care what you say about me on here…I’m “man” enough to speak the truth…are you “man” enough to stop hiding?

  35. AlexD says

    01/20/2019 at 10:52 am

    36) oh please…white people and racism??second life has 4500 sims and groups only for black people ,black supremacy and other shit,if your avi is white and you are a guy you are ejected and banned…thats RACISM .

    • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

      01/20/2019 at 11:51 am

      SOMEONE THINK ABOUT THE WHITE MEN!

      Lmaooooooo

      • AlexD says

        01/20/2019 at 2:36 pm

        seriously black supremacy bullshit is everywhere in second life and creating a white supremacy group=perma sl ban ..racism and discrimination must work on both sides lol..there are groups of black people insulting daily caucasian and asian people in open group chat in nasty ways, and it seem allowed but calling someone ni**a can lead you to a second life ban….

      • me says

        01/20/2019 at 5:32 pm

        the more you know coming right now….. did u know 99.9% of all the black men avis in SL are indeed rl white men or women. lol figure that shit out. Go to the Slut Pit.. lmao.. When do u see black men in fucking leather chaps?? lol or with fucking mullets.??? fucking weirdos

      • A-Kid says

        01/22/2019 at 7:54 pm

        The reason for that is another N word and one that has three K’s in it.

    • A-Kid says

      01/22/2019 at 11:24 am

      Thank you for your opinion, White Man.

      • AlexD says

        01/23/2019 at 2:49 am

        no problem black BOI

      • A-Kid says

        01/24/2019 at 4:32 pm

        I’m a woman and not black but thanks dudebro.

  36. grapefruitwrinkletits says

    01/20/2019 at 10:37 am

    Wow the tea is weak this week. The font colors yet again with the sizes….unreal. That red colored font should be banned outright.
    #21- As long as the sheeple keep going to them, they will continue to make “new” events. This trend has so oversaturated the shopping experience. Learn to use yardsales, and maybe just maybe patronize the stores themselves.
    #37- Looks like ageplay to me
    The rest of this shit most of it is vaguebook illegible nonsense. If you are gonna put people on blast, at least have the courtesy of making it legible by humans ffs.

  37. LuneSparrow says

    01/20/2019 at 10:19 am

    @49 meet secret poster of last week’s 23 and 52, not forgetting to mention this weeks 21, 25 & 32.
    This girl is a nut job, she claims others are bad mom’s when it took 3 conversations with her “Fake Dom” at the time for her to finally start spending time with her son, this is after she tells the kid to fuck off out of her office so she could stick an anal plug up her ass. Search her on sl she still has the name in her display and her picks claiming to have a new dom yet doesn’t name him…. You ashamed or is he really one of your many alts. As for this weeks posts…. Really weak tea white hair means old?? Does that go for you too when you go white hair or just the people that never wanted you in the first place?

    • me says

      01/20/2019 at 5:51 pm

      people who have SL doms are retarded. who the fuck wants some broke old fat man child living in his moms basement waiting on a fucking disability check to be their “DOM”?? lol bitches need to become a little self reliant instead of letting these broke fat asses think they are anything BUT just that. broke fat asses that no one wants in real life. so they go to sl for some grandma thot thats all used up in real life that no one wants anymore. gross

      • Tony says

        01/20/2019 at 9:56 pm

        My Question is what is wrong with her being so sex crazy… aren’t all girls ?? But if your not going to give it to her. Why are you so butt hurt over this?

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        01/21/2019 at 11:40 am

        It’s telling that you assume everyone in SL is a fat, old, ugly, broke loser… sounds like projection to everyone else, just FYI. You should work on that self-loathing.

      • me says

        01/21/2019 at 5:15 pm

        ooh ur back on that side of the fence BeLess lol enjoy ur vacation.. you’ll be back to talking shit again soon i’m sure of it. When some hot young maitreya user makes you mad.

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        01/22/2019 at 11:55 am

        Lol I never get mad at Lara bodies; I’ve said before I appreciate their bland backdrop on the grid, and with as obsessed with me as you are, I know you remember. I disdain it, but that’s not anger. My salt is for lazy creators who choose what is popular over what is good.

        I also don’t insult people for shit I completely make up in my own head like their rl appearance or financial situation; I only mock what they deliberately choose to display on SL, if I bother at all.

        We have nothing in common, so stop trying to create it in your sad little imagination. It’s never going to happen; I’m just not that into you.

      • me says

        01/22/2019 at 4:52 pm

        lol@that into me.. when i was in school partying like a rockstar you were mastering commas. Nowadays we have shit like grammarly thats totally made you as a spellchecker useless in the world. Don’t worry though i don’t use it.. to give you something to do when we’re all having fun on secrets you have out ur big red pen circling this and underlining that.
        Why get offended if i call these guys out?? Maybe ur a guy who tf knows. I just think as women we are too quick to give into these assholes.. which i read weekly.. and anyone who does will see that they are all just that assholes or they wouldnt be outted in secrets. and u do insult but the next week i guess you cleanse your inner bullshitter and get back on the holier than thou act

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        01/24/2019 at 12:59 pm

        Aww, it’s cute that you’re so defensive about your grammar when I didn’t even say anything about it; reading my comments must really trigger that insecurity you bluster so hard to hide. Keep bragging about making shitty life decisions like it makes you cool, though. I doubt you have much else to cling to, at the end of the day.

      • me says

        01/24/2019 at 6:39 pm

        one week i remember you correcting someone because they didn’t use an upper case D in Daddy.. lmao.. ur 1 of those girls huh???? Desperate as fuck and gotta keep “D”addy happy. lol pukes I didn’t make bad life decisions i’m doing great in life.. i made it without commas because im cute. hate me =D

  38. Bored says

    01/20/2019 at 10:00 am

    #1 – At least this is somewhat more legible…however, it’s just too much read.

    #6 – Lmao…I can totally see this.

    #8 – This could cover a lot of SL … hell RL even … care to specify?

    #11 – I wondered if this would continue on when I saw Revoul’s FB post lol I see that it has, could be interesting.

    #13 – The gacha argument is so old. The consumer CHOOSES to play that game. Someone mentioned last week that if you’re going to play a gacha you should probably just take a look at the whole gacha key and decide you at least marginally like or enjoy all of the items so if you don’t get the rares you’re still content. It’s a really good idea. Also keep in mind you are CHOOSING to gamble your L’s away. I’ve played gachas, I set my limit on pulls based on how much it costs and if I’m ok with receiving any single one of the items. Otherwise I don’t waste my time, it’s simple. If I can do it you can too…then it doesn’t matter what the percentages are. From a business standpoint I get setting low percentages on certain items if it was really complex to create, because you won’t be selling it for outright lindens so you have to make sure to cover the cost difference. BUT I do also get that it sucks that you’re less likely to get the item you want and it also sucks when they set that percentage on an item that probably didn’t take them anymore time or effort than whatever is common. That being said, that’s where your choices come into play…make them wisely!

    #26 – I don’t know who the creator is…so without having that info …did they claim that it was original content or did they claim it was based on RL? Did they make any claim at all? If they claimed they came up with it out of their own imagination, ok I see your point. If they claimed it was based off RL or just didn’t make any claim at all … so what? There’s RL based things all the time, it’s going to happen, it’s not the end of the world.

    #28 – Is anybody else amused by the term copyboot? Because I am. Maybe I need more caffeine. Maybe I’ve had too much. xD No the whole point wasn’t lost on me…but I’m choosing to respond to that part as opposed to the other part. See…choices!

    #30 – At least she’s taking the time to gradually update things. Maybe to you, OP, a choker doesn’t matter but maybe to that other person who really loves accessorizing and happened to like that simple choker it’s a nice little surprise that made them smile. Are you butthurt because she hasn’t updated the thing you want yet?

    #42 – How has this guy not gotten his account taken away yet?

    Kess, for a second I thought you were just pranking us with the missing number 20 (which woulda been kinda funny)…but after reading your comment, hope you’re feeling better ASAP!

    As for the rest, either nobodies (to me) or old news ongoing that isn’t worth tossing two cents at.

  39. Elijah noire says

    01/20/2019 at 8:58 am

    49.)

  40. A Poster says

    01/20/2019 at 8:48 am

    #23 Contains someone’s real life photo, also.

    • kesseret says

      01/20/2019 at 9:30 am

      Thanks. I totally thought I dumped that one.

      • JL says

        01/20/2019 at 1:05 pm

        I’m glad it slipped by so people can see what kind of douche bag that asshole is. He tried wrapping me up in his bullshit too. Hopefully enough saw it before you took it down to avoid his punk ass.

      • RespectYourCustomers says

        01/20/2019 at 7:07 pm

        Things happen

  41. Froggo says

    01/20/2019 at 8:28 am

    #7 What is that supposed to be? Toddler/pig hybrid? Ugly AF.

  42. Zzzzzzzzz says

    01/20/2019 at 4:41 am

    zzzzzzzz boring secrets

    • lalalalalalalala says

      01/20/2019 at 12:25 pm

      Yes, it’s really pathetic, to doing a website for that shit really ? lol I notice some people have nothing to do in their lifes

      • RespectYourCustomers says

        01/22/2019 at 12:09 am

        So, why are you here lala? You have nothing better to do with your life?

      • Humpmelikeabunny says

        01/22/2019 at 12:53 pm

        Did you get let out of teletubbie land @lala?

      • me says

        01/22/2019 at 4:57 pm

        why comment on a site that you hate?? im sure the owners thank you for ur traffic .. dickhead lol

  43. corn says

    01/20/2019 at 4:32 am

    the person who did number 48 isnt a league fan

  44. ThatDude says

    01/20/2019 at 4:13 am

    @21 @25 and @32 whoever posted this is just mad cause you didnt get added one whatever they got going on.. you petty af LOOOOOOL just goes to show that A&D drama still manages to spew from twat waffle mouths

  45. Abfab Hax says

    01/20/2019 at 4:01 am

    #27 – He really did not realize how that looks. lol
    #36 – Did anyone else read this and the voice of the soup Nazi pop in their head like it did mine? lol
    #39 – If they actually did meet up in RL, then that is the most dedicated group of heroin addicts I have ever seen. “Yo I need to do some smack, but let me first check my boarding pass to see if everything is in order and that my luggage is within the weight limits” – Said no heroin addict ever. lol
    #42 – I give ya kudos for being patient and nice.
    #44 – Yeah, basically when you “loan” a person lindens it’s never a loan. Its just you giving away your money.

    • tobefaiiiiir says

      01/23/2019 at 6:29 pm

      #39 – to be fair, they met up for a good ol’ gangbang. Passion paves roads.

  46. YungMoney says

    01/20/2019 at 2:05 am

    But Bloodlines is a scam and a pyramid scheme.. Oof

    • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

      01/20/2019 at 11:53 am

      Absolutely- and people who use it tend to be shitty, lazy role players, depending on button clicks instead of words. Yaaawn.

      • grapefruitwrinkletits says

        01/20/2019 at 1:09 pm

        Bloodlines is to RP as Havoc is to club patrons ?

    • RespectYourCustomers says

      01/20/2019 at 7:12 pm

      I never realized it still existed

      • Judging You says

        01/21/2019 at 6:46 am

        it does, so does tiny empires, I’m not sure why

      • RespectYourCustomers says

        01/22/2019 at 12:10 am

        Never heard of Tiny Empires… probably for good reason lol

  47. QueenBitchKali says

    01/20/2019 at 1:30 am

    #1 So Lydia got someone else to do her dirty work, eh? Haha. Nice one Duck, seems you think you know ALL about me, yeah? Try again honey. Lydia’s just butthurt that she was rejected by Froggy over and over again. You know, it’s hard to cheat on someone when you’re on voice with them all the time, lol. Ya’ll need to get over yourselves and grow up, childish bullshit lol.

    • dirty laundry says

      01/20/2019 at 10:28 am

      hahaha wow you say all this about Lydia when in reality you’re just butthurt that he cheated on you and you’re too stupid to believe the proof that was put right in your face, so yet you stay with this dumbass who is sleeping with damn near all of his exes and probably half of SL behind your back?? y’know its not hard to cheat when you have two discord accounts so you can stay muted on a call with one and call someone else from the other…. are you really that dumb to not think this through? explains why you’re literally still with stupid….. from what I’ve seen she’s moved on and is really, truly happy for once… so, how about you just leave the girl alone and move on with your OWN life? or… can you not because you are still stuck in the past with your ‘ex’ husband IRL that you’ve been trying to ‘throw out of your apartment’ for what…. 3 years now? but NOT TO MENTION you and your ‘soulmate’ both blasted lydia up here because you didn’t like that she simply blocked you both and no longer wished to associate with you PEACEFULLY so YOU started all this pointless bullshit…. guessing your love life (and sex life) has gone down the drain so you need something to do to spice it up. some freaky kinda foreplay if you ask me. but hey if that’s your thing who am I to kink shame lololol. but seriously if you can’t handle someone dishing shit out about you, maybe you shouldn’t have dished it out to begin with? but hey what do I know? I’m just your neighborhood friendly internet troll. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      sounds like you’re the one that needs some growing up to do, sweetcheeks; because from what many of us have seen, you sound pretty pretty petty and jealous of the girl to the point that you’re trying to look like her in world. sounds like somebody needs a lesson in originality… ’cause the kind of special you are isn’t the one you are currently being recognized for, lololol.

      • QueenBitchKali says

        01/20/2019 at 12:11 pm

        Look like her? Bahahaha why the fuck would I want to look like her? I have my own look, thanks. Also, every bit of “proof she has offered is weak as fuck and can be edited to whatever someone wants, sooooo show me some real ass proof ya moron.

        I didn’t do shit to the girl other then kick her ass loose when I realized she was obsessing and starting to be a massive drama hoe. She’s the one who kept profile pics up and photos on her little photo board when they should have been removed, then goes running to sim management to whine and cry and ATTEMPT to get me banned when others jump in her box to tell her what an idiot she is.

        Now she hides behind her new whatever the fuck he is, IF she does love him, then good. She deserves some happiness, BUT if she’s using him like I assume she is, because I have heard EVERY nasty thing she said about Jed before she decided to be with him.. anyways, now she hides behind him and continues to cause drama from behind the scenes. Thinking that sending her little troll posse to harass me is her behaving LOL.

        Yall are sad. Sad little people who can’t let shit go. I haven’t so much as looked at her since I kicked her from my old land.

      • dirty laundry says

        01/20/2019 at 4:35 pm

        Lol… seems like you’re the drama hoe if someone has that much to say about you. At least what they had to put up here about you is actually valid, not like that pointless bullshit you put up about Lydia here a few weeks ago because you were butt-hurt yet AGAIN I will REPEAT because SHE DROPPED YOU FIRST because you blew up at her for making her own choices and choosing to cut TOXIC people like YOU and your pathetic cheater of a whatever the fuck you call him. She made a better choice and you didn’t like it so you threw a tantrum because you couldn’t contact to harass her so you started logging on alts to send her messages, right? Yeah, I’ve seen the logs.
        By the way, she’s not hiding, she’s just being mature and leaving you in the dust because she’s moving forward with her own life. also so what if she hadn’t liked Jed before she was with him? clearly something happened and changed how she saw him, y’know once she got to truly know him?? I have seen them two around each other, a lot at that… and they absolutely adore each other and are a wonderful match, not that it’s any of your business. but then again with a petty statement like that you sound pretty damn jealous… you must still be salty that he dumped you…. boo who little Kali, just can’t keep a man, can you? so you cling desperately to the one who couldn’t give a flying fuck about you and would rather be off sticking his dick in whatever he can find because he clearly doesn’t want you…..

      • QueenBitchKali says

        01/20/2019 at 6:14 pm

        LOL She dropped me? Yeah okay! You keep telling yourself that, believing her lies haha. I will repeat what I said before. I have NOT contacting that child since I dropped her ass on the 17th last month. You’re hilarious. I’m not jealous of anything about her, though thanks for letting me know who you are, lol.
        See, the thing about living on the same public sim…. you can see who hangs around who. I know who everyone is in her little drama circle xD and you all make me laugh, thinking she’s actually your friend… when in reality, she’s using each and every one of you guys to try to make my life miserable, which…. guess what? It’s not working. Talk shit about me all you want, I couldn’t give a shit. Try to turn people against me, lol. All that will show is who my REAL friends are. Ya know, the ones who stick by your side through everything? The ones who are LOYAL. Something Lydia knows nothing about.
        Ya’ll can go and take your little drama hoe asses away and find someone else to troll because your attempts are weak and doing nothing. So back the fuck off and leave me and mine alone. All you’re doing is showing everyone else your true colors.

        ~Kisses sweetie 😉

      • dirty laundry says

        01/20/2019 at 6:32 pm

        haha you think you know who i am but you really don’t have the slightest clue. ugly and stupid? oh what a twofer you are…. it must really suck to be you. and she did drop you, i know everything that happened, regardless if i was actually there or not. i find it funny though you call her a child when you’re the one who put her up here a couple of weeks ago just because she blocked you, being the better person. you’re the drama whore here sweetie. and oh so you just admitted you live on a public sim to know who she hangs around? LOL AND YOU CALL HER THE STALKER. You’re the one with problems, bitch. it’s okay though. jealousy won’t get you far in this world. how about you do yourself and everybody else on second life a favor and just log off for once and get a life of your own instead of being so obsessed with someone else’s for a change.

      • RespectYourCustomers says

        01/20/2019 at 7:13 pm

        This is like listening to two junior high students fighting

      • QueenBitchKali says

        01/20/2019 at 8:07 pm

        Blah blah blah, lol. It’s a public sim, anyone can live there. Keep talking and spouting your crap, no one cares what you have to say. I live where I live because I can and I love it there and I actually mind my own business.

        As for posting, I have no idea what you’re on about, all I have ever done on here is laugh at the stupidity lol

      • dirty laundry says

        01/20/2019 at 8:20 pm

        you live in a community where nobody likes you. you must love to be hated then? then again you’re still with your pathetic excuse for a man that has even denied being in a relationship with you…. are you really that desperate for attention? also there’s a fine line between minding your own business and being completely antisocial.. lol are you completely dense? you sound pretty fucking idiotic from what i’m reading. but it’s okay, when your iq has dropped to the point of desperation for love that tends to happen. 😉

      • Be Less Ignorant, Please says

        01/20/2019 at 9:09 pm

        I could not possibly cringe any harder for both of you.

      • QueenBitchKali says

        01/20/2019 at 9:12 pm

        Oh, plenty of people like me. It’s just her little posse that doesn’t and honey, shes not friends with everyone there lol. Anyways, you have fun with your drama, I’m done with all this xD you’re boring me with your repetitive shit.

      • dirty laundry says

        01/20/2019 at 10:07 pm

        that’s okay. go crawling back to your terrible excuse for a daddy…. oh wait… he’s asleep now isn’t he… that you know of. or he’s probably off fucking some other chick while you sit here and wait for him to come back like a little lost puppy. you’re the most pitiful human being i’ve ever met.

      • QueenBitchKali says

        01/21/2019 at 2:39 am

        Yep, cause he snores while he fucks, right? Rofl. Idiot. He’s asleep, you can go on and on all you want but I know what’s truth and what’s lies.

      • dirty laundry says

        01/21/2019 at 3:23 am

        right. you know the difference between the two but i suppose ignorance is bliss, sweetheart. your karma will come too, don’t worry 🙂

      • QueenBitchKali says

        01/21/2019 at 11:37 am

        ✌

      • me says

        01/23/2019 at 12:20 am

        he snores while he fucks?? wait.. do you sit on voice while he sleeps? o.0 i hope not..SL will be there after nap time people.. its ok to log off. lol

    • ok.... says

      01/20/2019 at 4:39 pm

      sorry to disappoint you, but men can cheat while being on voice. happened to me. men can be sneaky. and i dont know who you are, but i dont wish cheating on anyone so i hope this shit aint true.

    • me says

      01/20/2019 at 5:36 pm

      ugh not you people AGAIN.. lol here comes the paragraphs and short novels about losers no one really gives a fuck about but the 4 people fighting week after week.. At least you assholes stay together.. keep that mess over there and away from us.. tyvm.

      • QueenBitchKali says

        01/20/2019 at 6:15 pm

        Actually, last week was pretty quiet, lmao. It was a nice little break, so peaceful for me… drama free, then someone pointed out that their bored little asses put me up here xD

      • me says

        01/20/2019 at 8:22 pm

        and you entertain it because why??? you love the paragraphs as much as they do. Why don’t you motherfuckers IM each other instead of saying it here???.. Are you less of a pussy because you make a secret or because u comment on ur name? You are all equally making me happy i don’t surround myself with scumbags If you’re going to write novels make them interesting.. or don’t entertain it and it will stop. but god forbid it stops then u assholes dont feel relevant i guess.

      • QueenBitchKali says

        01/20/2019 at 9:09 pm

        Don’t entertain it and it will stop? I hadn’t said or done a thing to anyone and they put me on blast on here LOL. Your logic is flawed dude. Trolls won’t stop at anything because they have nothing better to do.

      • me says

        01/21/2019 at 9:08 am

        my logic is flawed?? lol i’ll take logic lessons from some thot fighting with other thots for no reason at all. If you don’t like one another.. dont talk.. its really that simple.. but gucci had it right..common fucking sense aint all that common.

      • QueenBitchKali says

        01/21/2019 at 2:46 pm

        I wasn’t the one who put myself up here? I just came to see because someone messaged me yo let me know. Sooo, sorry for defending myself?

      • me says

        01/21/2019 at 5:16 pm

        to a bunch of strangers who don’t care. whatever makes you happy

      • Humpmelikeabunny says

        01/22/2019 at 12:56 pm

        Who are you actually Queen?

      • QueenBitchKali says

        01/24/2019 at 1:27 pm

        Can’t read? I’m Kali, the one the post is supposed to be about ? They are trying to run me off but it ain’t working, I don’t take bs from little bitches.

      • me says

        01/24/2019 at 6:44 pm

        oooh soo gangsta…. ready to go full keyboard on them bitches huh? lmao fucking joke.

    • Flacker Smacker says

      01/24/2019 at 1:21 am

      Geez I thought this lydia bitch was old news, I guess she needs to make a cameo every few weeks. All i ever see is “Lydia is fucking froggy, froggy dumped her ass for cheating, froggy is now fucking someone else and Lydia is crying for attention, Lydia is cheating on frank with bob who then sucks glens dick for computers parts, then is dating a glorified Mickey mouse sounding dude” who the fuck cares. This bitch certainly has issues and is that manipulative and deranged she she has a crying and people try and impress her to write on this trash board to fight her own battles because her bf is a Manager at angel grove. It’s not what you know, it’s who you know hunni. QueenBitch Kalli I salute you, you dropped the hoe and her lap dogs so good for you.

      • QueenBitchKali says

        01/24/2019 at 1:25 pm

        Whoever you are, you are a fucking GOD?

  48. Yebus Chrust says

    01/20/2019 at 1:06 am

    Sooooo……. Jed, why did you post about Kali? I thought everybody was over the Lydia bullshit. Yebus Chrust.

    • Yebus Chrust says

      01/20/2019 at 1:26 am

      K so…… After doing some digging… Duckypooooooooooooo… We went over this darling. This shit is over 5 weeks old already. #GrowUpMoo

      • Yebus Chrust says

        01/20/2019 at 1:28 am

        Also. Might as well state this now… #21 — She might be a whore and a complete lying cheating cunt… She’s not a catfish. I should know, I dated her on and off for over 2 years. Lol. She even stole my best friend from me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • Curious says

        01/20/2019 at 4:00 am

        Agreed never known her to catfish dont agree shes a cheating cunt just not sure what she wants think she needs to find herself before trying to date folk.

    • QueenBitchKali says

      01/20/2019 at 1:50 am

      I guess not. They can’t think up their own shit so they have to recycle their material xD Sad, sad little people.

  49. Sana says

    01/20/2019 at 12:58 am

    #53 #31 – The epiphany has really lowered the bar for participating designers. Those skins really gave me 2004 throw back vibes, pre-mesh era, even pre mesh hands, when skin looked like chalk on a sidewalk and you wore it thinking you were the sexiest avatar in freebie island. I really had to squint to find the name of the brand making something so atrocious, what an insult to skin makers of the 21st century. Which idiot would embarrass themselves on such a public platform like that? Shame on epiphany! imagine being the “taste makers” of SL and allowing such a bottom barrel talent-less talent show to display their crayola drawings at your event. This is the true definition of hand drawn, so nice of them to color inside the lines. Are you guys buying these diaper rash makeup skins now? I mean…what’s in the freaking water these days?

    Examples of “pre-mesh era” skins, for those who are new to SL. Mesh is supposed to enhance the way your skins look on your avatar not depreciate your entire look.

    https://dilettanteville.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/other_skins.jpg

    • haha says

      01/20/2019 at 10:41 am

      actually i heard he only got into Epiphany by ass kissing and sucking dick. We all know it’s not because of talent, I mean look at it. Brown nosing sure got you somewhere, Namiichu. Right onto SLsecrets.

      • Not A Fan says

        01/20/2019 at 11:22 am

        Camii Chu is a big ol biatch!!

      • Sana says

        01/21/2019 at 9:06 am

        Does that mean, someone only has to kiss ass to get trashy skins like this into the Epiphany event? Wow, kiss ass and give them your money on top of that. Only in SL.

      • Haha says

        01/21/2019 at 6:50 pm

        Right? I’d be super mad if I were a designer at epiphany since namiichu didn’t even have to pay the 7.5k entry fee on top of putting out such a shit gacha. Come on if you’re going to get special treatment at least be talented to deserve the special treatment.

    • A-Kid says

      01/20/2019 at 12:24 pm

      Holy crap, I haven’t seen Shy Caramel in years….

    • Abfab Hax says

      01/20/2019 at 2:25 pm

      I think the #3 skin was the first I had in SL. lol

      • Haha says

        01/20/2019 at 7:40 pm

        I think #3 might be namiichu’s work

    • Judging You says

      01/21/2019 at 6:48 am

      is 3 an early LAQ? They looked like chalk and were 1500L lol

      • Sana says

        01/21/2019 at 9:08 am

        Laq skins were still good pre-mesh, can’t remember a time when they were not.

    • So tired of this says

      01/21/2019 at 11:08 am

      Anyone who has a shitty as pc a putting trash skin up.. need not be apart of any event

  50. LordMew says

    01/20/2019 at 12:29 am

    #17. Colbydark lol ends all his sentences in lol. lol
    It’s the main way the sim-owner group set up to track and pre-ban him knows who his latest alt is lol
    That and the weeabo avatars, of course. lol

    Religion kids, it fucks you up. Colbydark is proof of it. He sets up and pretends to trap pedos to do God’s work but he has a good wank as he is fucking some kid first cause pedos gotta pedo. lol and Colby is one of the biggest pedos in SL lol

    I guess the vodka binges he goes on every few weeks to try and dampen his pedophilic urges don’t really work. lol because he is always back, fucking kids then reporting them to assuage his guilt lol

    Yeah, we know who your main is lol colby. lol most of us have already banned him. lol

    lol

    • YungMoney says

      01/20/2019 at 2:06 am

      Kek having fantasies and obsessions with people will not help your mental health.

      • LordMew says

        01/20/2019 at 2:32 am

        kek… daw, you played WoW, how cute.

      • YungMoney says

        01/20/2019 at 3:58 am

        Daw you type like a nonce.

      • Stickybutton says

        01/20/2019 at 12:22 pm

        Yung , You sound like you slammed your cock far too much in the priests confession box. Of course Shilliar / Arnmor is Colby, you fucking trip yourself up each time. Computer wiz maybe but you are a fucking idiot . I preferred you when you were a weebo, don’t you have some Yiffing convention to go to?

        Also, you can stop replying to yourself, your Linux PC might go apeshit with all those VPN switches you been doing . Schizophrenic keyboard warrior SMFH LOL. FYI that is why you are on secrets every week, you know every damn week someone is going to talk about your fucked up personality. That’s your problem right there, you can’t help yourself and you know what you are like yourself . Is why you are HERE!!!

        You fight against people like a little kid having a tantrum, nobody loves me, I hate them all, I prove myself by banning them all. Maybe if you were a bit fucking nicer and less of a prick, you would get the respect you want. I know you, your personality disorder is transparent.

        Racist, homophobic, angry and fucked up. I give you the penis you so desperately need in RL but you know, I don’t think you care for the big ones . KEK

      • Ass says

        01/20/2019 at 1:31 pm

        Why are you slamming your fists into your keybaord? You type as if you’re writing an angry letter to someone chill the fuck out lmao

      • Stickybutton says

        01/20/2019 at 1:56 pm

        LOL and yet you are here telling me to chill, go fuck yourself and stop covering up for your VPN bullshit. Why do you care so much ? 😀

      • MrBTFO says

        01/20/2019 at 1:43 pm

        Sniffing the kid communities farts a tad too much. Sounds like a whole lot of self deflection coming from an angry human being.

      • Stickybutton says

        01/20/2019 at 2:02 pm

        @ MrBTFO , sounds like the cover-up alts is going full steam today. Stop crying Colby, be a man and stop acting a fuck!!

      • MrBTFO says

        01/20/2019 at 3:51 pm

        “Everyone is colbydark” sounds like a delusional thought pattern calm down old man, gonna have a stroke if you type any harder.

      • Stickybutton says

        01/20/2019 at 4:13 pm

        MrBTFO and on goes the triggered for today, poor you 🙂 Old man he says , LOL. So fucking removed

      • MrBTFO says

        01/21/2019 at 7:49 am

        You type like you have the mentality of a 12 year old chill old man

      • Stickybutton says

        01/21/2019 at 9:02 am

        At least I have the mentality of something human BTFO, something you still need to work on the evolutionary scale. Says you trying to get the last word and the shitty childish insults. Grow up

      • MrBTFO says

        01/22/2019 at 9:08 am

        Whats the matter? Lost interest in coming up with good comebacks? Guess all that being fucked by daddy doms can be real tiring activity.

      • Stickybutton says

        01/22/2019 at 6:25 pm

        LOL, BTFO. I’m sorry I don’t have time away from my RL and jobs and home to answer you so quick. Maybe you should try some RL yourself, clear the air of that SL related crap you have flying around. Oh wait yeah…. I think I just answered my own question. But rather not disappoint you, here you go. You can sleep better now 🙂

      • MrBTFO says

        01/24/2019 at 7:48 am

        You’re on a pension stop trying so hard to convince everyone you’re a special snowflake lol.

      • me says

        01/20/2019 at 5:38 pm

        You sound like you slammed your cock far too much in the priests confession box. <———— YES!!!!!!

      • Ponket says

        01/20/2019 at 5:54 pm

        That was the best comment of the week so far, made me splurt my coffee out. He is right too!!

      • PrincessPinkLips says

        01/20/2019 at 6:47 pm

        @Stickybutton

        don’t you have another dad to go fuck? You’re old ass news, stop tryin to give your input.

      • Stickybutton says

        01/20/2019 at 7:57 pm

        @ Princess LOL still trolling Landon or is your old ass still fucking up your life. No dad fucking here, you must have me confused with someone else but, I fucking know you though 😛 Nobody is interested in your shit either, go home ! You always were a POS, grid is better off without your caustic bullshit . Known for it too !
        And yet here you are ranting at me, wonder what button I pressed in your multi alt life LOL

        I saw your last post on Landon when he was down , you one mean miserable low down fucker, grant you that 🙂

      • Amused says

        01/20/2019 at 2:23 pm

        how exactly does one “type like a nonce”?

    • YungMoney says

      01/20/2019 at 2:07 am

      “#17. Colbydark lol ends all his sentences in lol. lol”

      Makes sense you must be Colbydark then.

    • Seeker says

      01/20/2019 at 4:48 am

      #17 Arnmor is not Colbydark at all. Arnmor is Schilar (plus a minimum of 50 other alts, most of which having been banned over time, for either hate speech or sacrificed to get other users banned). Arnmor himself has violated the TOS many times through hate speech and false ARs, but LL have opted to keep him onboard.

      • MrBTFO says

        01/20/2019 at 7:35 am

        Thanks for the clarification mush

      • Stickybutton says

        01/20/2019 at 12:52 pm

        This reply was the Virtual Secrets equivalent of those people who pretend to talk to people on their mobile phone, then are found out when it rings in their fucking ear !! Hahahahahhaha!!! “Clarification”. like anyone gives a fucking hoot who Colby is .

      • Ass says

        01/20/2019 at 1:32 pm

        Geese you’re stuck in a patrolled loop of infinite aggression and anger.. you need to lay of the drama sites and start taking your meds again you sound like someone who holds a higher standard above everyone else just sayin.

      • Stickybutton says

        01/20/2019 at 1:53 pm

        Maybe I do, your point? Nothing to do with anger and aggression, just talking about a dumbfuck who needs to learn his place in life. Something he has never done and why he is here trying to cover up for himself 😛 As for the meds, if Colby took some we would not be here to talk about him, ironic much?

      • MrBTFO says

        01/21/2019 at 7:53 am

        So in terms everyone who says something to you that’s negative or that pisses you off is Schilar/Colbydark? Cool

      • Stickybutton says

        01/21/2019 at 9:42 am

        No but I do get pissed off at his fucked up cronies . Choice pick of friends you standing up for there buddy, choice pick!

    • Stickybutton says

      01/20/2019 at 1:03 pm

      @ Mew. Oh there is a sim owner group?? , any way we can get that extended out to all SL kids if they run places not on those sim groups. Good to see there is one BTW !!

      • Ass says

        01/20/2019 at 1:34 pm

        SL kid community fucked themselves up btw. Wasn’t just by some “troll” but by the people in that specific group who played the innocent card and blamed it on other people. The kid community are blaming everyone else instead of themselves kind of sad tbh.

      • MrBTFO says

        01/20/2019 at 1:40 pm

        Truth.. The people within the kid community are toxic within themselves and look fro drama by pinning drama on other people when in-terms most of it are egg headed low IQ morons that go around “trolling/griefing” and doing all this “reporting” rather then some troll and then find some person to blame it on like Schillar or Colbydark who are long gone but they just can’t stop obsessing over these people.. They either have some kind of autism spectrum disorder or are just violent and volatile to everyone and are quick to point the finger.. Specially when it comes to ageplay since the kid community is rpetty much dead ..About as dead as Anne Hathaway’s career

      • Stickybutton says

        01/20/2019 at 2:14 pm

        LOL, but they never did vanish did they, because they all had accounts backed up from years before, made on alternate ISP’s etc. Who the fuck has the time to actually spend and do all that in the name of SL, if they are not hooked, addicted and have no life other than to be on SL. Why would even Arnmor be bothered to go out his way to ban pixels and make it his life’s being . Come-on man, pull the other one. The guy is a joke amongst himself, him and his alts. Better to get a real job, a life and find that elusive therapy doll to show where the bad man touched him. Sounds like he has more issues than good. Kid community is toxic yes, some are hostile yes. No wonder, same reason you and I are here talking now, its a horrible fucking place. Still… two wrong don’t make a right. If he don’t like it, move out and let people get on with lives and make your own and find happiness in it.

      • MrBTFO says

        01/20/2019 at 3:52 pm

        “Better to get a real job and a life” so why are you here lad? Stuck in a rut?

      • Stickybutton says

        01/20/2019 at 4:15 pm

        Like you? nah i’m good for my Job and life thank you for asking. I’m just here to mess with you, that’s why you are here defending your alt bullshit. Advice? Stop it, ain’t working Boy!!

        P.S you forgot about the bad touch doll, or is that too close to home ? 😛

      • MrBTFO says

        01/21/2019 at 7:50 am

        I heard you get a new daddy every week from adoption centers so they can fuck you? Is this true?

      • Stickybutton says

        01/21/2019 at 9:04 am

        You should know BTFO, I have never heard that but you must be higher on the scale of that info than I am.

      • Stickybutton says

        01/20/2019 at 1:48 pm

        @ Ass . I don’t disagree with you, they did fuck themselves and continue doing it. They don’t make it better for themselves and make enemies everyday because of internal drama. However last thing we need is some troll ( and I do mean troll) disguised as some vigilante. If Arnmor was a self proclaimed Pedo hunter as he tries to make himself out to be, he would have gotten more respect if he had targeted the people who really are perverted and have pushed it in people faces for years. Its all down to boy related drama, nothing more or less. A lot of girls in Golden Sun that would have been a prime candidate for him, has not even touched one. Why? because he is fixated on the boy community only he knows and has he went over his head and messed with people outwith his welcome and jurisdiction. The boy just not know when and where his limits are .

        If you are in here Armnor, head to Misfitz and expose people there. Go to Golden and clear us of some of those mini whores that hang there. Sorry but he just comes off as another embittered creepy boy who was shafted a few times too many. Needs a thicker skin and just live his own life!

      • Theodoric says

        01/20/2019 at 4:55 pm

        He could actually do some good heading over to Golden Sun. Why that place even still exists is beyond me, and why the girls aren’t held to the same standards as the boys is perplexing to say in the least.

      • Stickybutton says

        01/20/2019 at 5:07 pm

        @ Theo

        Because like we see the alts here, there is a big fat cover up in what they are and why they do things. I can handle insults, water off a ducks back but they cannot even lay claim to the other things being said that they should do. That would make them believable and at least credible. They can’t, because they are uncovered why they do things. They have no explanation, they come here to hurl the insults and that’s about all. They don’t go to Golden or to Misfitz etc because they have no reason to. They are not about cleaning up the grid, they are bitter and angry twats who don’t like boys cause they are assholes who are bitter about the the community. It’s well known .

        And as for all the Colby denial, I want to tell all his beautiful alts to stop digging the hole he makes for himself but you know, retards begat retards. Its not as if this Arnmor even cleans up the grid, just false accusations, doctored reports and a lot more going on. It’s ok though, some of us are on to him. Reports were made to LL a week past, if found out with what was reported he will have a lot of explaining to do. Lindens don’t like being made to look stupid and he has done that. They will come down on him hard, seen it happen before and its not pretty.

      • Theodoric says

        01/20/2019 at 5:16 pm

        If Arnmor was cleaning up the grid (as he has claimed to do before) then why would he feel the need to taunt the SL brother of one of the people he got banned? That’s an extra level of douchebaggery right there as far as I’m concerned. Now I hear that he even thinks said brother posted this little secret up to this site, which is funny because it literally could have been anyone. It’s not like he lacks enemies.

      • PrincessPinkLips says

        01/20/2019 at 6:49 pm

        @Theodoric

        You have more enemies than Schillar / Colbydark combined tho.

      • Ponket says

        01/20/2019 at 8:08 pm

        LOL so do you Henry, get a fucking life !!

      • Stickybutton says

        01/20/2019 at 8:47 pm

        LMAO that’s rich talk coming from you Princess !! Fucking hell, comedy award goes to you !!

      • Haha says

        01/20/2019 at 7:35 pm

        Hahaha
        You guys talk about meds and mental health buuuuuut you run around as kids in SL.

        Hahahahaha

        The irony

      • MrBTFO says

        01/21/2019 at 7:50 am

        TOP fucking kek

      • Stickybutton says

        01/21/2019 at 9:40 am

        With the standard of some of the kids on here, yeah I would totally agree with you.

      • Theodoric says

        01/21/2019 at 3:59 pm

        @Stickybutton

        *coughs* Alexx… I rest your case.

      • PrincessPinkLips says

        01/22/2019 at 9:56 am

        Theodoric. We all klnow you’re Jordy Zipdash
        Sticky is Alexx J
        Why bother with anon names at this pojnt

      • Stickybutton says

        01/22/2019 at 12:22 pm

        @ Princess. Hahahahahhaahhaa!!!! Yeah sure we are… sure 🙂 They sound like nice people, seems they have you triggered too. Good, you need it!!
        Oh but I have been accused of many being people, none of them right, I am beginning to lose the plot in who I am these days. Paranoia is a terrible thing!!
        I just talked to you last week too, how can you NOT know who I am?

        Only thing you get right is all those people you mention talk some damn sense. They are no angels but I never heard of them copybotting peoples things, pissing on the community they supposed to be part of. They all help out people and do good in their community. Remind me again what you do?
        That’s right… didn’t think so.
        How is that multi gender thing going for you, picked a side yet ?

    • Stickybutton says

      01/20/2019 at 3:54 pm

      https://imgur.com/a/gaC60Ha

      Troll is triggered. Can’t make this shit up!! Poor Colby ?

      Breaking TOS???? wow such a backslider? he should fucking talk with his antics . Get off the Internets Colby, you overdose too much on your SL habit for today . Lost the fucking plot ?

      • Theodoric says

        01/21/2019 at 4:30 pm

        Not only rich but also seemingly wrong. Social media postings aren’t covered under the privacy part of the TOS. I suspect there will be another secret coming out real soon about this guy.

      • MrBTFO says

        01/22/2019 at 9:10 am

        Why are you posting your profile? Hmm

      • ThatDude says

        01/23/2019 at 4:11 am

        ughh another TOS calling looser sharing logs online is only against TOS if it shows RL info or can cause RL harm… you are a fucking idiot

      • Stickybutton says

        01/23/2019 at 10:41 am

        @ ThatDude. I’m not understanding you. I never said anyone was breaking TOS, he did . What I am saying is he should be talking about breaking TOS when he is creating false reports to having kids banned. I’m not exactly understanding you all bitching at me as you do. He is banning people like you, He is using ways that break TOS. Don’t fucking come and shoot me for talking about it, shoot that asshole who is making your lives worse. Giving you less places to go to, less people bothering to do things to entertain your lives on the grid.

        But then that’s fucking crazy as is, you come and bitch at the person telling you as it is rather than whats going on and yet its me. You sitting there bitching people are accusing Colbydark when most people know Colby is a dipshit to many and often. So I am worse than him for saying something about a person banning your friends and people you know?

        Lord some people portraying SL kids are so fucking stupid.

      • davespeal says

        01/23/2019 at 4:48 am

        triggered troll or trolled by the trigger?

  51. Yes, I have one. says

    01/20/2019 at 3:28 pm

    Um, actually- I think her accepting nearly 4,000 lindens in early November and never delivering anything after several of her promised deadlines passed & then eventually just not responding to IMs or NCs at all qualifies as theft.

  52. me says

    01/21/2019 at 5:02 pm

    @whatevermylastnamewas.. did u not read shes sick?? some things are a bit more important .. and since when do the owners have to redo a secret because these retards can’t make them clear. ugh geta fucking clue

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