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Virtual-Secrets: Week 527

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Before we delve into secrets…
• If you hook up with a crazy in SL, it is not our responsibility to help you deal with that. If it becomes a RL issue contact law enforcement.
• Trust no one. If you tell people your laundry they will air it for you.
• Secret submissions are anonymous. We don’t know if your crazy ex or your abuela submitted them.
• Make your secrets legible.
• Do not contact us just to threaten us, especially with e-lawyers. We’ve been doing this for 12+ years. You are not the first nor will you be the last.
• Lastly, if the material submitted here triggers you, please get help. If the materials submitted here make you suicidal please see the suicide hotline numbers posted. They are there to help.

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  1. oh hey look i made it onto sl secrets. amazing well at least my mans liked my pussy better then hers got any problems with me and wanna actually come for me just DM me on sl and not be a little petty bitch on this worthless website or find me on fb idc♥♥

    • OoOoo Cyber threats… OoOo pixel vagina’s not created by you, is better than the pixel vagaina on another not created by you or them.

      What grade are you in? Surely you aren’t past high school yet.

      “Come find me”… right..
      Maybe you should eat another snickers bar, your pixel avatar isn’t anything special.. it’s pixels.. not real life.

    • you are as good at satisfying your man as your rl eyes are good at looking the same direction lol

    • also which man is this lmao
      there is a new one every few months that you call your forever and the one
      just another sl fatass failure
      even the lamest shittiest girls i know can keep a man lol

  2. I’ve been playing SL for 10 years now and have no clue who anyone is every week. Although 10 of those years I was underage for regular SL and played on the teen grid still you’d think by NOW I’d know who these people are. I have never seen any of them at any events and the events shown up there are the “Target/Walmart of SL Events” so I guess that’s why.

    I also don’t get2. Sleep with people as in use animated sex poses? People still do that?

  3. Where’s the that shit funny button? Facebook got one why not here cause half this shit funny as hell like a day time soups.

  4. #8

    Awww….thanks for telling us SL ageplayers about the very best places, can’t wait to get there to find a hot mommy! Kisses on your noses! Mwaaaaaaah Mwaaaaaah!

  5. The secrets this week make me think the juvies are increasing in numbers on SL. What level headed adult fights over pixel dick and who is with who on a game?

    • no @OneName its just the AARP crowd is getting a bit out of hand.. and holy shit did you see #25??? Nearly 70!!!!!!!!! LOL xD

      • Lol just re-read that one. Guess she falls into the geriatrics of Whiskey Monday and Belladonna Wexholm.

      • lmao@whiskey monday its so funny i remember exactly who that is without even knowing her. lmao xD

      • Hey now, you leave AARP out of this.. I’m almost qualified to get all my senior discounts (ok got a way to go but still, when I get there, using the fuck out of it)

      • lol@respect… its just that everyone calls the sl fuckery ‘high school’ when in all actuality its nursing home lol

      • @little me (cause its cute)
        It kind of is “high school” no matter their age :p I kn ow a LOT of much older people on SL that are awesome, somewhat much more mature than the 20s people. But then I know some older folk that are just as bad as junior high students too I guess.

        It’s not high school, it’s junior high :p

  6. #12. nah thats not how it works. you’re just jaded and weird and bored posting shit on sl.

  7. #30

    Elizabeth is annoying af and a horrible (and frankly useless) addition to all the brands she apparently ‘chat mods’ for. I hope she is dropped so I can finally enjoy the stores groups again.

    • Ye I agree. She’s a snobby af a-hole who adds nothing to their cause, she actually takes away from brands with her piss poor attitude.

    • BOOO yo ass…. hating ass bitch i Know my girl annoys yaa asses at least she does her jobs right thats why ur ass is jealous …go find some dick to ride .. if u truely like a store aint no reason to use a girls name to not shop smh

  8. this weeks doesn’t seem to be nearly as petty or have as many incorrect spellings as previous weeks.

  9. 20.) Oh darling don’t miss him, If I were you I would find something better then that abusive narcissistic scamming trash. Trust and believe he plays with the feelings of the women in SL as a game. He has yet to see folks behind the avatar actually have feelings, he speaks so much trash he makes you believe he actually loves you and cares about you. Just as of the recent all of his lies finally came to light. How he used ALL the women he gets with for hundreds of dollars, he has sad pity stories as he “HAS or HAD” cancer. But as soon as it comes.. It goes.. that make you think hes a wonderful person and “separated” from his RL wife. When in all truth. They are still VERY married.. They are not and have not ever gotten or filed for divorce. They say oh they were together for financial reasoning’s and because of their said child. When in truth. That’s part of their scam. They both use people for money! And large amounts of money. So honey if you dumped him smile and run! You aren’t missing out on anything. Just think darling the way he disposes of people you are just an afterthought. He can’t keep a relationship. He can’t be happy. He is so unhappy in his RL (his own words to many of his peeps he is around) He never stops contacting ANY of his ex’s. He likes to keep them stringing along as back up plans.

    • As an ex of that fat fuck I full agree with this statement …

      “RUN BITCH RUN!!!”

      What goes around comes around and you don’t wanna be around them when it comes back around; Jax whats that now, 3 heart attacks? 1 bypass surgery, 2 bouts of cancer and “his ex wife” whats that multiple back surgeries, a hip replacement??? Has a job, lost a job, quit a job, has a job, has no job again because said job made her get injured and now has compo, Fuckers must be either the luckiest pieces of shit alive to survive all that and should be buying lotto or well you know scammers…

    • When i look at all this little Crap being said about people that people used to care about. And yet they want to run there cock holsters and flap there gums. just because they where dumped it is rather funny and make me laugh that they continue to act like there dildos are shoved up there asses side ways. They Puke out lies and a bunch of bullshit. Just to make them selves feel better. They Must Taste really good cause you all can not get them out your mouth Nah you would rather keep slapping a Dead Horse. And yet i thought i needed to take a visit to the nut house Nah the crazy bitches running there loose lips need to see a straight jacket more than i ever needed.

      • *crap
        *their
        *their
        *were
        *makes
        *their
        *their
        *sideways
        *puke
        *just
        *must taste
        *dead horse
        *their

        The punctuation errors are just too much to bother with on top of the spelling and capitalization idiocy. How is it even possible to use the wrong “their” every time? Have you ever read a book?

      • I can barely read that without getting a migrane so I stopped about a third of the way in.

      • I laugh about this cause you are calling the kettle black.. You talk so much trash about everyone LOLA! Then bring them back into your life, then toss them out again. But hey what you need to see NO ONE GIVES A FUCK! I am sure you are trying to blame this outburst on the wrong “EX” for blasting your shit. Not that any of that matters, you get these thoughts in your head and when you are proved wrong you still can’t admit you were wrong. So blaming his recent ex, I am sure she is use to the abuse. You and Jax and the rest of your shit “crew” are going to blame everyone but yourselves for everything. What you fail to see there is NO ONE is jealous or scared of you or anyone else you know. What you going to do “cap locks” them, “Grief” them, “Cuss” them like they are trash. Ohhh Okay good deal.
        See the problem with these 2 is.. They have so many enemies that even most of the people they claim to be great friends and or family with, aren’t really true to them. They have trashed them. Aired out dirty laundry and brought the skeletons out of someone else’s closet. But when its done to them they want to act like they are bad asses, like people are liars and jealous. NO darling no one is any of those things, some of us are tired of you both hurting innocent people in SL. They’ve purposely tried to ruin peoples RL because of being mad someone left their shitty “MC” and getting away from the drama that surrounds them. They scream.. “I don’t like drama”. But are the first to start attacking folks for no good reason. And then try and look innocent. They believe they are so “important” that they put themselves and others like Jax’s ex’s on this page. Because they like the attention!! And they want to think every single one of Jax’s ex’s still care. But they DON’T the ex’s of his that still talk to him, feel sorry for him. They don’t honestly care about him or his “Wife”. With being one of his ex’s… Let me say this to both of you. WE DON’T CARE! Keep scamming, Keep hurting people, Keep doing bad things to others. Keep being hateful, vindictive and abusive. Cause what you give, I promise you will get back, and you will get it 10 fold! Maybe that’s why you are having so much “bad luck” including in RL? Cause of how you treat and talk about people.

      • Hmmm this is rather interesting you think i am her. Yet you do not know who this is or who i am so it does not matter to me. I am sick and tired of Ex’s running their cock holster and trying to sound all big and bad by spreading stupid bullshit around. 1 if you know stuff about some one personal life then yes Legal action can be taken because. Lets see you all are giving your self away by your typing. With that being said the Legal Term is defamation of character so please continue running your mouths. Poke fun at my typing all you want you are just giving a shadow more information to use against you with Legal not anything else. I can gather it up all day. Now figuring out who i am and who you are dealing with is not going to be very easy. Have a good day and please keep giving me more and more ammo because the only people that know anything about there real life are the ones close to them. Like i said Have a good Day and take care of yourselves.

      • @stormy
        Something to hold Roosters, is first thing that comes to mind.. or dildo storage, who knows

      • There is no defamation of character of a virtual online not real character. I’d love to see someone actually try to get someone “defamation of character” of virtual, pixel characters. If it could be done, SL wouldn’t even exist this long and it would constantly be known.

      • You are truly mentally challenged if you think there are legal repercussions for insulting someone’s avatar LOL that challenge might simply be ignorance, but I’m also guessing perhaps you have had one too many concussions.

        I mean, we could tell from your typing already, but damn.

      • “You insulted my pixels with a fake name, I’mma sue you!”
        hilarious

        It’s about as ridiculous as “I know your IP and I’m nuking your computer right now”, nothing happens.

  10. lmfao at bikers in sl
    lmfao at families in sl
    lmfao at therapists in sl

    turn off your computer damn lol

    • seriously sl bikers if you think that a phrase is cheapening your community you need to realize you were a laughing stock the second you became a biker in sl lmao

      cant cheapen the lowest of the low

      • lmfao let the hunt begin???
        gonna roll up on my parcel with your ride or die crew and get your mouselook guns out to light up my crib??????? just remember you are riding motorcycles in a video game sweetie x

      • oh no an SL gang of retards RUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! seriously tho run their retardness will rub off on you

  11. so I see someone put theprincesskitten up here, good that cunt needs to be publicly called out for all the bullshit she has done. I have a fuck ton of logs of her bashing some dude named Tony and he hasn’t been around for a long time. at least not that I have seen anyway. I’m not sure if you all realize how much a raging thunder cunt this girl is.. I told you Minx that you would wind up fucking around and get called out here.. fuck you cunt.. btw why isnt XoDarkceiceloX up here yet?

    • every time I come across this beast in the wild she has another guy she is calling THE ONE lol
      at some point you gotta realize how stupid you look for this shit lmao

  12. #8 so 2 days ago a friend tps me to that grandpa place and then she had to log , only took a minute before i got approached by the first pedophile , you can some how tell by the language that they use , the talk of ” little girls ” and how they prefer ” smaller avatars and younger girls ” , when i asked one what age range he prefers , he flat out said ” 12 to 14 ” . ofc blocked & reported to LL and then a few of others who were more or less of the same disgusting nature . made me cringe .
    that was all in the space of 15 minutes . mind you im taller than the average SL female height and have no childish features at all .
    creepy shit . place seriously reeks of pedophiles .

    • I hear ya! Almost the exact thing happened with me and a couple of my girlfriends. We scratches that place off our destinations. Weird why Linden Labs keeps places that encourage pedophilia open?

      • Someone I once knew told me that they’re generally “older men with money.”

        I can’t imagine there’s a lot of people dropping regular cash into Second Life, so my guess is it’s a don’t ask don’t tell type deal. Which is pretty fucked up, but that’s business I suppose.

  13. @21 – Whelp, the term could also be used as … “I will never give up riding dicks 😀 alongside my bike” whilst not meaning specific person. Yep, I mock it as this sounds silly and my mother used to be into all the biking events whilst father in law is a biker along with husband. Then again – there is a weird kink some have and mum encountered bikers who only ever take their partners as passengers. I ride both bikes and dicks and losing the second would make me sadder so not an expert.

  14. No one relevant, bunch of nobody knows or cares people and their 2 faced friends jealous of them, talking shit on here. LOL

  15. the rebrand to virtual secrets sure seemed worth it with all these imvu posts lmao

      • Probably sarcasm, we said we would branch out in other places when we are interested. So far we haven’t even considered it. Though, I do hear there’s lots of pedos in Roblox too.

      • please please do a roblox edition. it’s so interesting seeing 40s year on a website meant for lil kids lmao

      • a 40 year old guy on club penguin once paid tokens me to fart on cam
        but its cool I had to fart anyway lol

  16. #11 I knew this guy. The daddy thing is all an act. We used to video chat and he is like a giant submissive teddy lol. Not a real daddy.
    He is however a major manwhore. He will flirt with you, act like he wants you, “plans” to see you in rl, talk about having kids, tell you he loves you and wants to marry you , all while doing the same with other women. He will also partner these women, make excuses like “she has this ex she wants to make jealous” and then blame you like you were not good enough, that you are “never there” while you try to message him for a weeks with 0 response yet he is found hopping events and buying his “friends” stuff.

    • #11 Never buys me shit or offers me children >:| And he always messages me back even when I don’t want him to. WTF.

    • Just to add on, I introduced him to one of my so called “friends”. 2 months later they partnered. She told me he said I dumped him weeks before. All while he was still calling me baby, forgetting I introduced them and told me she was one of those friends trying to make a guy jealous.

    • Sexiest man I know with a giant cock, always messages me back. I didn’t even have to pay to friend him. Guess we’re lovers.
      Only complaint here is that he’s never offered me a child or professed his love for me. RIP

      • Awe boo. Too bad. He didnt buy me anything either. Only his favorites get things from him. I saw him with 2 girls just this past weekend calling him daddy for lingerie lol and he bought them the same one!

      • tbf if you were a fat ginger the internet is the only place you could get poon tang to

    • He always tries to finger by my belly button!!! And you know what I’m OK with that. I feel like the person who posted this is very salty that he didn’t want to partner them. But I”m going to have a talk with him, he never told me he loved me or bought me anything!!

  18. #25 Surprised to see Sherry on here from that auction house Leather & Lace – true facts but nothing no one does not know she is not much different than her friends though so keep watch on who she puts in her pics from that kerry girl to missy they are all psycho old lady bitches going on 100 still playing sl trying to act young bitching about anyone else because they know that everyone else looks better so why not be better sons of b’s…right? lol at this

    #15 16 17 27 woah nelly thats a lot of posts about the same people these people keep ending up on SL secrets with new facts they must be pissing off a whole heap of people. Take note of the names and avoid these asses. It’s no surprise nova is on here have you seen that heffer in RL now no hate ladies big girls can be fine but this one takes the heap at a whopping 550lbs need to end up on one of those TLC shows. As for Bri man oh man that b can fake a good pic but you cant hide those rolls double chin much she was so desperate for a man you think she wouldnt lie? she was dating a gay man for the longest that did not pork her for goodness sakes, she would lie to hide anything from her man to keep him that disease riddled hoooo. Cherry man oh man this girl is delusional thinking she is hot, that girl tries every which way to show herself to be skinny but PORKY you cant hide the ugly inside let alone all dem jelly celly rolls. Nick well yeah that mans a tootie fruity him faking ptsd is just on the front of his issues as he looks like a crack head. you would think i hate these people like this poster no just knew to avoid them from get go and never be freinded them …heed the warning they arent good people

    • Luna, Ava, Crinixa, Salty, Ellie and all of their I’ll are zero better. They all lie and backstab everyone as well, unless you’re part of their clique, you’re a victim. Poor takashi showed me a lot of screenshots of him and Crinixa. He is an asshole but he deserved so much more than that. She pretended to be the victim but in reality he bent over backwards for her. Luna and Ava are problematic as well, seeing as they authored the shit on here, about Cherry. Everyone of the girls I listed are whores, and it’s sad because I’m in the group too, they all just use guys, for linden and pretend they like them, and tell them they want an RL, not just SL, lead them on, tell them they want to be Everything for you etc, but really they are jus a pack of scamming cunts, who are pretty much just sugar babies, who act like they want you. Lying, cheating, weak minded women, who prey on everyone, pathetic.

      • says the girl who claims she has been recently raped every time shes with someone lmao

      • Like how your friends with benefits with Shadow? It’s sad your family up and abandoned you and you tried to sleep with almost everyone in it. Your friends tell on you Kristi ? Maybe you should tell your man that you bounce on Shadows cock when he’s offline at work. Keep fucking him in nude sex beach. Takes a whore to know a whore babyboo.

      • also learn how to English before you slam other people “redheadedbitch”

      • Have no clue who you just named, not part of any group on sl just a lone ranger that sees what I see. Wasn’t there a post up here recently about you? But if you are taking this personal then maybe you are an alt of these porkie pies or doing them. You do realize there are more than just a handful of people on SL? I am interested to learn more about you but added to my heads up you are one to avoid, note taken.

      • and to be honest Kristi, it sounds like you are talking about cherry and them and trying to put luna ,ava , crinixa, salty, ellie in their place :3 try hard much?

      • no not at all actually they are pretty petty and stupid themselves. Cherry and nova aren’t any better either but Crinixa, ava and Luna are trouble makers. Crinixa lies to everyone about everything, likes to her boyfriend about being busy, or afk so she doesn’t have to talk to him. She sends her nudes to anyone who asks for them. She loves drama, lying, backstabbing and bullshitting. She played Takashi, Hiel/David Jackson, Iggy blaze, hell she even tried getting back with Lincoln whole she was with takashi. I feel bad for the dude honestly. He’s so in love with a chick who has fucked almost everyone in angels and demons, and who honestly hasn’t stopped. Once a nasty whore with fucked up teeth always a nasty whore with fucked up teeth. She’s a nasty skank ass whore and Ava is a terrible mistress, she lies and backstabbed everyone too I feel sorry for luna

      • Where do you get your info from? Like do you just pull all of this out of your ass? Like please just stop. Your pettyness is showing hard hunny. Just go back to your fake world and pretend your beta bitch hubby is a dom. And please fix your shape! You look like a gay linebacker who takes too many cocks and toys up the ass.

      • Again no idea who these people are nor do I care. haven’t heard about them in my travels on SL, just find it interesting you take to defending the heffers that were posted about to bash others? Make your own SL secret’s posts unless you are afraid you were going to be targeted again or that everyone here knows your name and who the post would be by? Stop hitching yourself to other’s posts to be relevant. Word on the street is you are a money grubbing heffer so maybe you should join the group of porkers posted and make yourself a support group.

      • Maaaannnn crinixa isn’t bad, we all make dumb choices an mistakes. She’s an amazing girl, I don’t know Ava that well, or the others at all, but they didn’t seem bad to me. Crinixa is adorable, funny, an chill most the time. Don’t come on here Kristi talking shit, like you know things. From what I’ve heard, you’re literally talking about yourself, so you just like projecting your flaws onto others? Yeah Crini an I had problems, but who doesn’t. I’m not harboring any hard feelings about anything. Jus leave them alone… You’re not worth it, you never were.

      • Gabbasaurus… I will always, and I mean always… Love you. You’ll always be the only one I want. Even though you don’t want me! I love you, yo-gabba-gabba.

      • Jordan shut up! She cheated on you! Why would you even care anymore? Shes a worthless piece of shit and if you defend her and her ugly snaggletooth big forehead ass you’re just as bad as she is You know you are better than that and better than her you are worth being treated right and not being cheated on stop being stupid and going back to Gabby she isn’t worth it she has been talking to David ever since she “blocked him” on FB! Open your eyes Jordan please don’t let her lie to you anymore

      • @ Kristi You’re not worth it, you never were. Maybe that’s the hint that you should just stop talking and give up.

      • You’re… I don’t even know. But yeah. Ok we get it, anyone who knows us knew that. How do you know anything bout me, or the David thing? Like I’ve never met, or spoken with you at all. She made a mistake, I’ve forgiven her, we moved on. We’re not even together, not that it matters or makes a difference to you, but we aren’t. So stop talking shit about her, she’s been through enough, and she has a hard enough time with everything without you, or this petty ass drama on here. Grow up, leave Ava, Luna an Crinixa alone… Shit attack me, IDGAF jus keep their names out of your mouth.

      • Crin; I will always love you. Don’t let these pretty cunts get to you, don’t let them hurt your feelings, you’re better than that. You’ll always be better than that. Smile, and wave, cause these are all passing thoughts, she’s jus jealous that she can’t be you. You’re an amazing woman, and you deserve better.

      • lol you literally said how much they weigh and what they look like and that you met them in your post…. um lie much?

      • To be hoenst y’all are all dumb. If you have all these issues on sl there’s a block button. That’s the beauty of sl, you don’t have to talk to people if you don’t want too. All you have to do is put on your big boy pants and move the fuck on. However just for the purpose of stirring the pot and because this is the only place they can see what need to be said, they all are whiny pork chop cunts. They need to fix their attitudes so at least that part of them would be a little more attractive. At this point they are just ugly inside and out. I feel sorry for whom ever they case next.

  20. #27 Maybe next time you’ll invite your real husband to the finger bang party. If your gonna let people watch might as well become cam girls ?
    At least then you’ll get paid for being sluts.

  21. #6 Hey this Austin aka Winnie The Boat! Whoever posted me on SL secrets… Thank you ? O.O However I’d like to say those other two dudes is NOT ME…… LOL. I had a nice laugh tho, but yeah, they’re not me, never talked to them, don’t know who they are. I don’t ask for lindens cause I already make a shit ton of lindens already……I also don’t even have a webcam. Also never made lindens from SL porn, but I did make films and was well known at the time.

    Anyhow, hope that clarifies things up. I’m curious who wrote that secret tho O.O lol…… Anyhow, yes!!!!!!!! I got someone mad enough that they had to post me on this site ?

    I’m guessing the person who made this non factual secret about me has a name that starts with the letter V, 🙂

    • @Winnie….just because you say it isn’t true does not mean everyone will believe you. Your word proves nothing.

      • I know. People can believe what they want to believe, I don’t really care ?
        I know the truth. Those other two people are not me, I do not even know them. I don’t make money from “SL porn” I did in fact buy my car https://gyazo.com/61159991e7dd29284e3d9a9ab8ddb205 and do make some money on SL each month (made more in the past, saved, bought a car and other stuff). I’m not sure why the person who posted me had to even mention that… lol, it’s like ok? That was random? Who cares?

        I know who it is, and she’s jealous cause I’m not with her, that I found better than trash. That’s basically the gist of this website anyways is jealous ex’s that have their egos crushed, and are butthurt so have to come and post a SL secret on their ex. That’s this website in a nut shell, and most of them just spew out lies, most people that read this crap every Sunday know it lol….

        Anyhow, you guys believe what you want, anyone who actually knows me knows all my avatars, but again, that don’t even matter….. It’s like who cares? Only 0.1% of the SL population reads this website. Thank you for posting me, could you have at least waited ’til next week? This week’s read is boring, I wanted to be on a more entertaining week!!! Maybe a week with the FMD bashing that seems to occur almost every month.
        I could message those other two dudes, have them on a call whoever they are, record it for youtube, post it here, but it dont matter, lol, anyhow, not gonna waste my time doing that :p say what you gotta say yo, and remember, leave the hate in my IM box
        ❤

    • Rofl, idk about the alts, but bragging about being a fin dom is totally accurate.
      “I made 180$ US last month by spending all my time on my female tranny alt rather than getting a real job in real life. I love at home off my parents, so it’s nbd.”

      • Ouch roast me baby<3 You're jealous cause I found better than you, it will be ok. IT WILL BE OK.
        Technically there are millions of people living at home with their parents, but I support myself.

        Thank you<3 try harder with the roast please. i want that heavy roasting, give the readers the drama they want<3

        And I did work <3 and have a job, keep the lies coming baby…… I posted pics on discord of me being at work at 6:00am, and other photos on and posts on FB of me making new friends.

        Keep the hate, and lies coming<3

        Gets that popcorn.

        (Predicts they'll mention me working at Family Dollar as a roast lol OH LOOK OUT, you work a shitty job. Like who cares??? lol, this girl is a psycho, there's a reason I've muted her, and this here proves why lol).

      • You’re hilarious ireiia, not wreaking of desperation at all.

  22. #19 Is the Club Owner that psycho biatch Mollie Somersley? from the Ohana Rock Club?

    • Just the word “Ohana Rock Club” is bad enough no matter who it’s about. That club alone is full of fake

    • It’s only the first week of the expansion, and there isn’t enough Minecraft drama yet. You wait, it will come. It’ll be brilliant!

  24. I think my fan fiction I read has more drama than this week’s posts.

  25. #16 (and the other 20 secrets about her this week=poster is a stalker ijs) i don’t know either of them (thankfully) but for #16 specifically it says she didn’t tell nick she had hpv or wasn’t on birth control before THEY fucked… If Nick doesn’t know to wrap it up before fucking some sl thot or really any other human being all the blame shouldn’t be on her. If you don’t know how to protect yourself you shouldn’t be fucking.. stay on poseballs nasty asses.
    be back later

    • See, i agree with you here, but the down side to this matter is this, she tells EVERYONE shes allergic to condoms! Who is to be blamed for this?!?!?! She needs to be stopped infecting the human race! she has to be taken down as seen in #17 who ever posted it had the right idea!!!!

      • If shes allergic to condoms hes still an idiot..He took the chance and lost. Hopefully this is a lesson for everyone reading. I know men will hit just about anything but i do know a few that would pass if he wasn’t able to throw on the raincoat. Stop making excuses for poor choices. To be honest that whole story seemed strange the 1st week i read about it..how is it that everyone BUT him knew about her STD?? and if you people are his friend too he should find new friends because you could have filled him in.. but thats too much to expect from Slers. Hopefully all of you stick in the same group and stay there.. keep your diseases over there away from the people who don’t find sprouting broccoli out of your vagina sexy.

      • Then maybe they should of closed their damn legs then hmm? lol sorry but 75% ? bull lol

      • Because warts are a virus that can be cleared: Approximately 79 million Americans are currently infected with HPV, with roughly 14 million Americans becoming newly infected each year. 80% of sexually active Americans are infected with HPV at some point in their lives, but most never know they have the virus.

      • So , you’re admitting you have it and are trying to make yourself feel better lol, by the way, that is NOT true lol sucks to be you i guess.

      • 2 way street, it takes more than one person to have a 2 person sexual encounter. Both are responsible, but I guess people can’t be adults

  26. This week is a big yawn unless you know those two t-rex thots in 27; nothing to see here, move along.

    You’d think that when they took a picture and couldn’t even reach each other properly they’d figure out they’re t-rexin, but noooooope.

    Oh, and why not list more names for #9? That generic face could belong to hundreds of avis, literally who could tell who that is?

  27. Mornings All… Some espresso & eggs benedict this week that compliment the salty over food types!

    Quite the week for Slut Shames that I don’t even know who the “Players” are. So, not much to really comment on but 1 “secret” did catch my eye:

    #13) The right word for amputee stuff may not be “cute” but it’s nothing to be ashamed of either.. it actually can be used in an artistic way.. Hell, Viktoria Modesta made the most of her amputated leg as something to be proud of and kind of cool…. so who cares if somebody made a mod for it in SL.

    • Viktoria Modesta &” cute” all limbs removed nubby doll {to me} fall into different categories. One being artistic & the other objectification. Why can’t we have more Viktorias?

      • @4y?… I have to partially hand you that one because personally I wouldn’t buy the product and I could do a better and more artistic amputation by simply alphaing out a leg and Photoshopping it…. but really, it’s still a “who cares”.

  28. LOL this site should be renamed “Virtual Insults and Desperate Comebacks”

  29. #15….The fake PTSD is strong with Nick. He suddenly goes into a “flashback” any time something isn’t going his way or he isn’t getting enough attention. He will do it over type And on voice. Can we also talk about stolen valor with this one? Claims to have been a sniper…that was a proven a lie. Despicable.

    • Quick someone throw a fucking tampon and a snickers at nick! perhaps a fine?? lol for those who ACTUALLY served our country I thank you for your services!

      • Careful now, you’re gonna make him have a “flash back”.

      • Oh shit you’re right! we can just beat the shit out of him with pillow cases full of bars of soap while hes having one of his little fits!

      • But but but…no one can hurt “the sheriff” aka “the crazy one”… lmao!!!

  30. #13 How precious.As a bobbling nub wielding victim of machete abuse,I am highly triggered.Really though,yet another fetishized objectification of someones perverse addiction. SL: Enriching the quality of life unstable people for over 15 years

  32. When you send in multiple secrets targeting one or two people, you’re the one who looks like an obsessed weirdo who can’t let it go.

  33. 20.) Each passing anniversary? Does he miss you? What?? Yeah, he misses you ALOT. With each stoke of his cock into another hoe he is thinking “Wow….I really miss that other chick who dumped me. Oh how I wish I could stop banging these hot sluts and settle down!!” Move on girl. Looks like he surely has.

  35. #15 #16 #17 #27 This is sad but very true none of these people can be trusted. Do not ever trust a thing they say to you!

  36. Sheeeeit I don’t even know who any of these people are this week. Boring! Tea needs not satisfied. ?

  37. 15,16,17,27) holy fucking shit! shots fired!!! lmao and the sad thing is , its all fucking true lol Hide your kids hide your man and hide your fucking ass people! lmao

    • I find it interesting that burrito bongos and General RV center posted within two minutes of each other probably three seconds after Lourdes posted this week’s secrets. It’s almost as though YOU posted the secrets yourselves! *shakes her head*

      Also – and I know I’ve said this before about other folks – THEY’RE NOT REALLY RELATED.
      Who cares if they’re having sex in RL?

      Oh, wait. YOU do. Not because you care about SLincest, but because you’re obsessed.

      • For one, i didn’t even post shit lol secondly i was sent a link. and im not obsessed about anything . the shit was posted , i clicked the link and i saw what was said and commented, that suddenly makes me obsessed? where is the logic in this?

      • Lets be real, there were plenty of people refreshing the site waiting for the posts today. It was a lil late. Don’t go all Charlie Kelly on us, no conspiracy here.

      • Eh no worries, I’m just saying the immediate comments are no surprise or compelling indicator of who posted what yaknow, considering

      • I actually don’t know that there was set time for them to be posted other than – sometime Sunday morning.

        However, when I posted my comment there were seven comments total. You can’t deny that someone’s got a huge boner for these ladies because neither you nor I knew who they were before crazypants started posting on the regular.

      • This is true. but as I said, I’m just commenting lol nothing more, nothing less

      • *best Shane Dawson voice*
        Hey what’s up you guys, yes, it’s time for another conspiracy theory video…

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