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virtual-secrets: Week 444

02/26/2017 · Lourdes Denimore ·

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Before we delve into secrets…
• If you hook up with a crazy in SL, it is not our responsibility to help you deal with that. If it becomes a RL issue contact law enforcement.
• Trust no one. If you tell people your laundry they will air it for you.
• Secret submissions are anonymous. We don’t know if your crazy ex or your abuela submitted them.
• Make your secrets legible.
• Do not contact us just to threaten us, especially with e-lawyers. We’ve been doing this for 12+ years. You are not the first nor will you be the last.
• Lastly, if the material submitted here triggers you, please get help. If the materials submitted here make you suicidal please see the suicide hotline numbers posted. They are there to help.


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  1. pravda says

    03/04/2017 at 8:06 am

    16) just adding my two cents to say that deadwool’s items are too pricey for what they are…

  2. JustJ says

    03/02/2017 at 10:40 am

    What I want to know is this – IF Elo’s so attractive in RL then why hasn’t she got a man there instead of having to cyber with ginger pubes Derval?
    Also if you’re reading this Ms Know- it-all then you’ll know that Flickr don’t allow you to post other peoples artwork – you seem incapable of making your own and continually post other peoples.
    Also who the fuck has a FB for an avatar?

    • JustJ says

      03/02/2017 at 1:56 pm

      Also.
      Because I’m old and forgetful I forgot to say that I’ve seen your RL pic.
      Do you remember wayyyy back when you got your spaniels lugs oot for a photoshoot and were afay hot for the bloke? Well he screen grabbed your piccy.
      I’m not commenting as I’m not lowering maself to your level “ok Officer Karen?”

      • Elo aka wee jobby says

        03/02/2017 at 2:22 pm

        I’ll break it down into sections, so much to respond too. Oh the delights ma wee troll 😀

        1) Never said I am ‘attractive’, well I am not ugly but no super model more average, I am however small/petite/midge/underdeveloped fetus (best one ever) in size.

        2) Dribble is cute isn’t he, I do enjoy his ginger flare, it brings ma Celtic heart alive.

        3) I do not have a male, but I do have a 10 incher, which doesn’t fart, talk back and canny make a mess in the kitchen, or piss all over the loo seat.

        4) Flickr, like FB and SL is all fun for me and when anyone comments on it, the response is always the same. Some are mine, some I steal happily from close friends (which they know about as I ask, OK I tell them beforehand) One even started to watermark his as it annoyed him but since I am awesome, he loves me to bits. I have shit graphics and it’s all for fun, so it seems it only offends you. want a tissue?

        5) As for FB/avatar. There are roughly 7,000/10,000 (maybe more) on there from SL. A shit load of top SL desingers too and it’s amusing, like all online is.

        Your other comment. Nicely added too, as an ‘afterthought’ ‘)

        1) Are you talking about the avatar or real me here? The avatar, often found in photos nude, or changing *shocked face, nude*
        Or are you implying I have shown ma saggy tits to friends? Well, I do often share nude photos. I can offer you the Blue Muffin or Hungry Hippo ones I have if you’re brave enough to IM me online (doubt that) Other than that, if he has ma saggy tits on a screen shot, I hope he does them justice and bangs one out often over them, Saying that, mine are too wee to be saggy, so my guessing is, I sent him a BS one and he is wanking to Sheila 56 from Nuneaton.
        I am jealous though, I wanna see these Spaniel lugs (had to google that)

        All fine here. Still giggling. PC Plums ♥

        Oh and while penning ma essay. I have never once claimed to be a Know-It-all. Simply canny be fucked with political correctness and empathy for obese people who are too lazy to change their lifestyles and lie when they say ‘They are happy with themselves’. Aye OK then.

      • JustJ says

        03/02/2017 at 3:20 pm

        Thought you’d be more clever than to feed a troll but it seems not.
        Canna be arsed with you but thanks for the entertainment and insight into your RL/SL not as funny as an episode of Scot Squad but the thought of you taking time to type out your lengthy reply and explain yourself to a troll fair made me laugh.

      • Elo aka wee jobby says

        03/02/2017 at 3:38 pm

        I can’t help it. I simply adore the efforts to upset me. I shall give you some thumbs up though, add to those you’re giving yourself ♥

    • Matt says

      03/05/2017 at 1:20 am

      Elos comment was one of the worst I’ve seen EVER on fat shaming. On her favourite Howdy Doody lookalike boyfriend , maybe she needs to know how he told people she was sick in reals . I feel for anybody battling that as I have, but yer taught a lesson after in humility and treating others with kindness. It can come back as there is no cure for it . Live each day to the fullest and be kind Elo. Get rid of that leech Dumbell too, he is a known cheat with too many Alts to list.

    • Matt says

      03/05/2017 at 8:29 am

      Elo is nothing but an middle aged woman who lives is Scotland, the land of sheep fucking. She is Very jealous of American women and she knows it because her little boyish body longs for tits and ass and to be pretty. I won’t even go into the teeth but really, you complain about overweight people , do you know how disgusting it is for us to look at your British teeth ? Before you cast stones, you need to do something about yourself. On your so called high fashion avatar- I saw an old image of the Mad Magazine face- your avatar has that same wide lip, big ear look. We won’t even go into Howdy Doody Dervel , the top prize on SL after all his years of using women and Still to this day, cheating on you. If you are so smart, look up your roofer mans alts. And please, see a dentist.

      • Blingtardette says

        03/05/2017 at 8:42 pm

        I object to this comment. Everyone knows Wales is the land of sheep fucking. Can we have some more secrets mentioning Blaenau Ffestiniog now?

    • H says

      03/06/2017 at 10:14 am

      Did you see Dervals avatar? He is a kid and poses with Elo as if he is her son. They are both nuts. Her with thinking she’s some model thin fashion icon who can’t ever show her RL picture ..and feels the need to make fun of overweight people every chance she gets , and him for being a liar and womanizer. His account is 10 years old and it has its own SL STD record. Another thing- slipping on your size 10 jeans you brag of is average size here. If you wanted to be a model in America your pancake tits would help, but at a size 10, even you are obese. Size 0 is a fashion models size.

  3. De Vil says

    03/01/2017 at 6:22 am

    #22

    OH NO! are people not allowed to have moles in the same places anymore? 🙁 oh no the humanity! where in gods green earth will we ever put a mole on now?? on our tongue?!?!?!?

    Bitch, stop bitching.

  4. Janire Coba says

    02/28/2017 at 10:01 am

    #13 You’re right, just months late.

    Blender and Maya are SUPER difficult, but with my brain, my time and my money for a teacher, i learned.
    Hugs!

    Jani

  5. GetALife says

    02/27/2017 at 10:18 pm

    It’s kinda sad when one stupid (not even tea-worthy) secret monopolizes the entire comments section. *SMFH*
    ANYWAY…..
    2 & 6: Yeah it’s funny the excuses people will give to wear stolen shit.
    8: Not sure what beef you have with her, but this seems like a bit of a stretch on your part. Did she slap you on the wrist in the Arcade group chat and now you’re in your feelings? :’)
    9: Wow why do you care so much about someone ELSE’S avatar??
    11: LOOOOL oops???
    14: After seeing this secret I went and found the video. I saw nothing praise-worthy in it. I’m pretty sure Madison was the one who sent in this secret. Nothing like a bit of self-fellating amirite??
    22: Yeah that can happen when people use the same reference/inspiration. Get over it.

  6. Pshaw says

    02/27/2017 at 10:14 am

    So I finally get around to reading this week’s comments and…

    It’s just a bunch of people bitching about obese people?

    YAWN. How 2008, you guys.

  7. BoredAF says

    02/27/2017 at 4:10 am

    Talking about fat! Take a look these awesome pictured of nude couple which are not in average weight … mmmm maybe average for secondlife :p. They are way better than those false flickr cartoon

    • BoredAF says

      02/27/2017 at 4:11 am

      Forgot the link meh ….

      http://huff.to/2kYxrGE

      • Elo aka wee jobby says

        02/27/2017 at 5:32 am

        She is so unhealthy it’s tragic! Society has truely gone mad, where someone that large, clearly unable to do a lot as her mass fat gets in the way, is celebrated?
        People in third worlds are starving to death, famine is coming back to Yemen and other countries fast and yet, fat fucks in the Western World celebrate the diversity of being obese and when you point out their weight issues, you’re a cruel, ugly, heartless bitch?

        Shoveling in calories as it’s ‘just there’ is not OK.
        Making excuses for exercise is not OK.
        (This one I HATE)…… Letting your kids get fat, as you’re a low intelligence, lazy, too busy online fuck to cook healthy is NOT OK!
        Thinking that an online persona shall solve your health issues in not OK
        Throwing shit at people who do work out to look good, do push themselves physically, as secretly in those dark moments, you wish that was you, is not OK

        And finally: The prize for common sense goes too: Food is fuel, NOT your best friend or comfort. There are a very small number who have health issues which causes weight gain but the mass are eating too much, moving too less and hating everyone who points that out to them.

        So aye, poetic photo, full of diversity we celebrate and a fat heffa he canny get his arms around.

      • Blaise Glendevon says

        02/27/2017 at 3:25 pm

        Well, this comments section has turned into an assortment of petty dimwits.

  8. qxxn says

    02/26/2017 at 8:39 pm

    #14 More like SL hypocrite, delusional ass madison is a thief himself. Pathetic, did he submit this shit? Some irrelevant faggot, trying to make himself relevant in someone else’s drama. A bully can’t be a hero. Sanya is the true hero. If it wasn’t for her exposing david, madison would still be sucking david’s dick, since madison can’t get any irl.

  9. WRONNNNG says

    02/26/2017 at 8:05 pm

    Someone is REALLLLY jelly of 9. There’s nothing wrong with their avatar. Looks better than most I see.

    They make the best tattoos too. I bought like half of them by now probably they’re just so well done. ^^

    Now would you kindly gfy.

    • Neener Neener says

      03/02/2017 at 7:58 am

      nice that you like stolen content, doofus. since he steals all of his tattoos and clip art…his tattoos are also stupid, who the hell wants some irrelevant words on their chest that mean nothing? retarded.

  10. Blaise Glendevon says

    02/26/2017 at 6:09 pm

    I don’t know any of the parties involved, but I don’t understand how the maker of #7 thinks the information in his or her secret is relevant at all. Why would the sexual preferences of a random Resident be a scandal or a secret?

  11. no one says

    02/26/2017 at 4:15 pm

    #20 – I feel the same way 🙁 The reality was no where near what the ad pic showed, and I’m kicking myself for buying it without demoing. I tried multiple times to get the demo but because of lag, it wouldn’t ever show up and I finally just bought it.

    Was one of the most jacked up looking things I’ve ever bought on SL, the size was bulky, every time I moved the mesh broke, and the decals weren’t even on the jacket. It looked nothing at all like the ad – I’m not even sure how they took the pic. My shape isn’t as extreme as the secret poster, my boobs are a lot smaller and it still did the same thing.

    Will never buy from SEUL again that’s for sure.

    • Poopybutt says

      02/26/2017 at 8:31 pm

      I feel the exact same way.
      I didn’t bother to demo it and bought two. Now I’m stuck with two broken ugly ass jackets. Like did they not bother to try it on before selling it in a major event or did they know it was fucked and still sell it anyways?

      But, great photoshop skills Seul.

    • SoClassy says

      02/28/2017 at 10:49 am

      Yeaaaah, errr I just tried the demo for this jacket, and wow it is a mess. This is a prime example as to why we should always DEMO before buying anything. Because, even in an upscale event like Uber…. we find crap like this. Is quality control just not a thing anymore?

  12. Izara says

    02/26/2017 at 3:02 pm

    I have been down with the flue for days now. So it’s quite a statement to say I approved anything I haven’t read yet. But hey who cares that we creators have children in RL we are trying to support the best we can eh? As long as you get your 15 seconds of fame!

    • Justanotheropinion says

      02/26/2017 at 5:59 pm

      You’re using your RL to defend yourself against the choices of who you chose to work for you in SL. I get the whole having children and needing to support them the best way you can. I’m a single mother and have raised mine on my own. However, the people that you choose to work for you on SL in your business, are apparently making bad choices and treating your customers badly. At least from what I read up there ^, if you don’t want to be on SL secrets about it, fix it. In the long run, your bad employees only result in lack of business. And if you truly are using Sl as a means to support your children and help with funds in RL, then all friendships aside on SL, it’s time to put priorities straight so that you don’t lose your source of income. But that’s just my opinion. Good luck with it all! 🙂

      • WhinersGetOnMyTits says

        02/26/2017 at 6:51 pm

        No they are not making bad choices, I was in the chat and was sick of Rana crying about free gifts not being the right ones for her – she missed the whole massive 14 days of Valentines where every skin and appliers were given away FREE to group members like herself – clearly does not know how to check for the free skins in store and Izara is extremely Generous BTW to all group members and its a pity that Rana is a grumpy child irl!

      • Izara says

        02/27/2017 at 7:43 am

        I am not using my RL as a excuse… I am a RL person that gets sick now and then 🙂

      • Izara says

        02/27/2017 at 7:51 am

        My last reply… no offence to the creator of this site….

        Hereby I invite you all to IM me in sl to get the full version of this story so you can come to a well informed conclusion instead of writing down stuff without all the facts…

        I am always open for a intelligent discussion…

        Izara Zuta

    • Izara says

      02/27/2017 at 7:39 am

      People disliking my comment is showing how little morals go around in sl lately. It’s disgusting. Some things are debatable and some things are just wrong whatever way you look at it… Karma <3

      • Danni says

        02/27/2017 at 10:04 am

        I have been in the chats with some of these entitled VIPs, the MODs and managers are always kind and professional. I have never seen anyone act out of hand toward a VIP. Izara is a generous creator, providing all kinds of gifts and promotions, when she does a gift it usually includes multiple appliers in multiple tones. If she chooses an Omega applier over a Lelutka applier for the month for example she makes make the Lelutka one available at a MASSIVELY reduced price, not for one tone but for all of them. People have become so damned entitled in SL they don’t see what they are really getting. If you don’t like what you’re getting you have the option to remove yourself.

      • Ms.Rosewood says

        02/27/2017 at 10:50 am

        @ Danni – Customer loyalty is great. I just checked her Flickr and Izara, you make nice things.

        @ Izara – I hope you’re feeling better from your flu and your kids are well. However, people disliking your comments are not about morals. It is about business ethics. To be frank, the world does not generally care if you or your kids starve. Your customers and future customers care if your put out an excellent product.

        No one buys from Mom & Pop shops RL and creators in SL to feed children they’ve never met or could care less about. They are paying you for your products and services. As a business, when you start using your kids bellies as a token for poor business practices, what ever the reason may be… then you become a charity not a business.

      • Estephanie says

        02/27/2017 at 2:41 pm

        People are disliking your comment probably because you Izara are missing the point. This is NOT about YOU, its about your MODS in your group, The secret only mentions you collaterally because you are the owner. Seems to me you are taking personally what is only a grumpy attack on the fact that your mods seems to be a bit too quick with the kicking button. You could probably stop the whole thing just by saying you are going to revise kicking policies instead of trying to use your kids as an excuse for something you do not have to excuse yourself for, such as attending to RL. It is clear you have every right to be sick or attend your sick children.

  13. DeadwoolFan says

    02/26/2017 at 1:58 pm

    #16. Not everyone is that fickle. When you’ve been around SL for twelve years, you get used to unpacking things. Decision-making about items comes more from the quality of the pieces offered, and men really DON’T have a lot of great options in SL where mesh is concerned. Deadwool has some of the highest quality mesh pieces for men on the grid. Considering most of the truly talented creators choose to go after women’s pocketbooks, I highly doubt that your gripe about having to spend four seconds unpacking a demo is going to put a big dent in Deadwool sales. If they continue to produce quality and highly desired clothing, I’m guessing they’ll be around for as long as they choose to be.

    If you really want to complain about creators making their products difficult to obtain, you should focus your ire on The Shops. Just sayin’.

    • Blingtardette says

      02/26/2017 at 8:33 pm

      I still can’t get over someone being too precious to open a damn box. Do they also have inventory-sorting minions and people to carry them around in a sedan so their Slinks never have to touch the filthy ground?

    • 12YearsASlave says

      02/26/2017 at 10:44 pm

      SL for 12 years?

      If you’ve stayed in this cesspit for that long your opinion is entirely invalid.

      • Blaise Glendevon says

        02/27/2017 at 5:28 pm

        So, if you think so poorly of Second Life, why are you here then?

  14. Anoneemouse says

    02/26/2017 at 1:00 pm

    #17 – Sometimes harsh statements possess a bit of truth. The amount of time some people spend on SL is very unhealthy, and they’re going to suffer in their elderly years for their dietary choices and sedentary lifestyles.

    • Blaise Glendevon says

      02/26/2017 at 5:52 pm

      Fuck off with this. When people on the internet shame other people’s bodies, it’s about aesthetics and not health. You don’t give a shit, so just come out with your hate and stop hiding behind concern trolling.

      • Lucie says

        02/26/2017 at 7:16 pm

        Blaise has nailed it. It’s about your own phobias, prejudices and feelings of superiority, and nothing more. And this person’s post in #17 is 100% the epitome of fat shaming, just to be crystal clear.

        That being said, calling someone who is fat shaming ugly (meaning their physical appearance) isn’t any better. They’re ugly enough inside. Leave appearances out of it. If you’re going to fight back, do so in a more meaningful way. But also realize anyone this openly hostile about it is probably a lost cause and a waste of your time.

      • Anoneemouse says

        02/27/2017 at 2:00 pm

        You think I’m being hateful, though I’m not. I’m not fat shaming. I’m not even being rude. But facts don’t care about your feelings, and fact of the matter is sitting around for 12 hours almost every day, doing nothing but staring at a computer screen is severely unhealthy. That’s not a point that can be argued with.

    • Blingtardette says

      02/26/2017 at 8:38 pm

      Yes, because obviously if they weren’t on SL they would be out jogging and mainlining goji berries. There is only one source of distraction on the whole internet and it’s DESTROYING LIVES.

      • Lucie says

        02/27/2017 at 3:24 pm

        Says a person commenting on a website lol

  15. DatFuckboiTho says

    02/26/2017 at 12:12 pm

    #15. I give it no more than 2 months. ROFL

  16. Elo aka wee jobby says

    02/26/2017 at 11:21 am

    #8 Grow a spine you dried up vagina and list someone worthy, not a sweet lady celebrating her time on a app she enjoys playing. Jealous wee cocksplat.

    • A-Kid says

      02/26/2017 at 12:08 pm

      It’s funny because the Secret Maker picked the epitome of a nice, genuine kid avatar instead of one of the hundreds of “wannabes” who give SL kids a crap name.

      And horny? her?? What are you smoking Secret Maker? You should sell it because that’s gotta be super strong stuff.

      • Blaise Glendevon says

        02/26/2017 at 5:54 pm

        Agreed. I’ve interacted with Marianne on SLUniverse, mostly in passing, for several years. I’ve never known her to be anything but lovely and gracious.

  17. Elo aka wee jobby says

    02/26/2017 at 10:55 am

    Delighted to be listed! Worked fucking hard to piss off people I canny give two shits about, seems the fat hit worked. On a serious note though, all I said was true and your pretty, skinny SL avatar won’t help you shed the fat cells clinging to your heart as you wheeze up those stairs. It’s why so many on SL catfish as in reality it’s an insecure fat cunt who uses SL as a cover to make lame excuses about their reality, (I know, down mark me away) I am 36, if that is old, well fuck me no hope in life and I prefer the term cunt over bitch, which is levels of a 14 year old on the insults stake.
    Finally, those close, very close know the real me. I have no intentions of showing my ‘skinny arse’ online to those I do not know for them to voodoo doll me 😀

    Pst: Go for a run, lardy and cheers for listing me ♥

    • Caiti Mirabella says

      02/26/2017 at 12:13 pm

      People are only getting upset over what she said because it’s true and it bothers them.

      • just me! says

        02/26/2017 at 1:05 pm

        I don’t think they get upset because it’s true and bothers them. I think they get upset because it’s just downright cruel. Even if there are some people in SL who are overweight and would probably be better served to get outside and exercise, who’s business is it? Certainly not ours. And as for “fat shaming” “slut shaming” or otherwise shaming people, I think the real issue is that of intolerable cruelty, which there’s simply no need for. That’s what pisses people off. I myself am not obese, but I certainly don’t sit here and call people out for being so, and I have no need to act high and mighty over it, either. Eloise’s problem is that she’s vile and ugly on the inside. Apparently, she seems to believe that NOT being obese all that counts in life. Good luck to you, Eloise. You’re going to have it rough when your looks (which, I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt here), start to fade and you have nothing left but that awful personality.

    • ThisBitchDumbAf^^^^ says

      02/26/2017 at 12:39 pm

      All this pathetic hating from someone who probably spends as much time if not more on SL than a cute chubs. Fat or skinny, you are an ugly bitch so keep those rl pics on lockdown no one wants to lose their lunch. You may well be a thin bitch but with obvious insecurities about your train wreck face to hide on your SL facebook calling other people out on their rl looks. You’re not grown enough to be a cunt. You’re a pathetic little bitch with no business talking shit to anyone for anything, at the end of the day you’re an idiot… Working hard to piss people off… lol get a life… Of Course you are happy to be listed you do all this jibjab shit just for that. Attention whore much? Lmao! You really need to get a life and take lessons from truly beautiful people who don’t go on the attack of others on their rl looks while they themselves are gorgeous. With their rl pics visible..not hiding like a dried up ass such as yourself. They love people for who they are and don’t base opinions of them off of looks. You’re parents must be siblings to have spouted such a retarded bitch. Do you have any extra appendages that would confirm this? LOL

      • Caiti Mirabella says

        02/26/2017 at 4:18 pm

        I dunno…I’m fat in rl and am working on changing my lifestyle, I used to be one of those who spent 12+ hours a day on sl because I was severely depressed in rl. But her words don’t bother me at all, nor does the “tone” of how she said it. But that’s just me.

    • SoClassy says

      02/26/2017 at 1:40 pm

      I believe in a healthy lifestyle and it’s super easy to promote that in a positive way.
      Those that decide to choose to become healthy to lose weight or just to feel better…
      can do so. They can do it with hard work and positive encouragement from people that actually
      care. They can change things for themselves if that is their wish.

      You… you seemed to have been given the short end of the stick, you are stuck with an
      ugly personality. I wish you luck.

    • Elo aka wee jobby says

      02/26/2017 at 2:15 pm

      I take zero offense from anything said about me, spent the afternoon in the kitchen sneaking peeks and laughing ma arse off.

      See, me calling you fat, not my issue. Me calling you ugly, not my issue. Me calling you a thick fuck, not my issue. The issue, those emotions stirring inside you, all yours. If you have a problem being called fat, clearly you have an issue with being overweight.

      There is a huge pandemic on the planet with obesity and it costs the NHS alone a vast amount of our taxpayers money sorting out you fat fuckers with your pathetic whining ailments, which you could have sorted years ago, but it’s excuse after excuse why you can’t walk an extra mile, why you can’t swap that big mac for a health bar. Soon you’ll all be like those cartoon peeps in Wall-E on your robot chairs as your fat bulk canny wipe your own arse.

      As for SL, sure I adore it. The dress up cartoon is brilliant. A blast from the past with an online Barbie and I have an awesome close set of friends I adore, one below slating me ‘) and while I log on, scared to look in the real life mirror as my elephantitis head/face with wart nose and third eye scare the locals where I live, I sleep so well at night after running up the stairs, knowing that ma skinny jeans I wear tomorrow were made for me, and not you fat cunts whining with your endless warrior words and political correctness bollocks, as your muffin top jiggles over the top and you long to be a size 10.

      Me and my dark ugly heart (without clogged arteries) sends love ♥

      • Lourdes Denimore says

        02/26/2017 at 2:29 pm

        Prime example of why I say you should not give two fucks about what people say. You wanna be fat sure. People wanna talk shit about you and your life choice. Fuck them.
        Unless they are feeding you, financing you or fucking you they are irrelevant.
        Now I’m going to take my happy, fat clogged arteries back to sitting in front of my TV on the Xbox.

        Oh if any of my fellow obese fatties wanna come over. I just took a bit fat full of sugar and butter cake out of the oven.

      • Dervel Enzian says

        02/26/2017 at 2:31 pm

        I gotta love the irony. All these people spitting venom on an online medium about.. someone spotting venom on an online medium. They are called opinions people and as the saying goes.. like arses everyones got them (albeit some are so big they cause fungal growth on the backs of the accompanying knees as they block all daylight from said crevices). Thing is its ok to be fat unless you personally are not ok with it and if you were ok with it you wouldnt take offence.. so maybe just maybe sometimes harsh words are more effective than kind ones sometimes its not true to say its ok youll be alright.. sometimes we all need someone to say. It isnt alright and yoir arse needs to take action or shot will only get worse for you… at the end of the day.. who cares more? And as for being cruel sometimes its the greatest kindness. The biggest cause of obesity, depression, anxiety in society is apathy.. either your own or that of society as a whole. Ugly and dark on the inside for soeaking nasty words in a public forum… you can all go book yourselves in for a spiritual enema people

      • ThisBitchDumbAf^^^^ says

        02/26/2017 at 2:35 pm

        For someone so confident you sure feel the need to be long winded af responding to this shit. LOL. Keep hiding while spewing your bullshit to be what you consider “shocking” to get attention. I’m thinking you don’t get laid in rl to be such a dried up bitch lol. Just to clear it up, if you are doing/saying something it is your issue you daft bitch lmfaoo. #KeepHiddingLikeABitch

      • Elo aka wee jobby says

        02/26/2017 at 2:41 pm

        I like you!

        No, I’ve more dried crustaceans on ma vagina then Mr. Crabs in Bikini Bottom, hard to find a sexual partner when I look like the Elephant man. I’m all pro for the full body workout, this includes fingers and typing. That and The Voice on TV is boring me shitless.
        Keep hitting them out, I’ll let you know when it hurts 😀

        PST: Shocking? More factual

      • ThisBitchDumbAf^^^^ says

        02/26/2017 at 5:04 pm

        Hey Drivel! People who aren’t chubs can’t feel that Elo-ass’s opinion is shitty or offensive? Ok that makes sense lol. That means if we aren’t black we shouldn’t be offended if someone pop the n-bomb or if someone makes shitty remarks against disabled people, if we aren’t disabled then it should mean nothing to us. You need to check your ass into the nuthouse for a serious eval if that is seriously how you think/feel. Unless you’re a doctor giving your medical opinion to a patient on the dangers of their weight large or small, shut the fuck up. Opinions are like assholes but many adults know how to keep them to ourselves if they might hurt someone else. Fact is, I doubt anyone asked for this twats opinion whilst she still keeps herself hidden from the same scrutiny she hands out. So it is unwarranted. I am pretty sure too that this is the same fuckstain that run that shitty bsdm sim/club charging people to join only for a couple weeks before it shit the bed. Then to pop off on facebook talking shit about lifestylers and her shitty thoughts on them… Again unwarranted. So no one seems to be offended for the way you seem to think. She has proven herself to be shit. So now that you look like a dumb fuck you can go back to your day. The use of arse by both of you lol might you be the same asshole using two names/emails?

      • Well.... says

        02/26/2017 at 5:06 pm

        Hey now, this woman states in her facebook that she wears and fits in a 12 year old onesie.

        We might be dealing with a grown undeveloped fetus, resulted of a failed abortion or something of the sort. That would explain her lack of ability of putting on any weight, and actually hating herself to the point she has to be so cruel about this subjects.

        I adore curvy and slim women, but i think from experience, I can also tell when a ugly woman is talking, and i am sure this is the case here, inside and out. Many many issues in this world to address, Eloise, bad eating habits and lack of exercise it is one for sure, but if I were you, I would put yourself first. It is obvious you need it.

      • Dervel Enzian says

        02/26/2017 at 5:14 pm

        ThisBitch.. did you even read my post.. because I cannot be held aountable for your not understanding it. Where did i state that non fat people cannot be offended? the overall gist of it was to point out the dumbfuckery of people spitting venom online about people spitting venom online. and uhm about you you the word “ourselves” meaning you are including yourself in the group of adults who keep their opinions to themselves…. how many times have you posted your opinion on just this one thread? and the use of Arse by us both probably means we are both British.

        Have a nice day

      • Elo aka wee jobby says

        02/26/2017 at 5:16 pm

        Or that we’re both living in the United Kingdom and the word ‘arse’ is used over the word ‘ass’ which the United States use.

        But check away, we’re not the same person and they can check IP’s here xx

      • Elo aka wee jobby says

        02/26/2017 at 5:26 pm

        @ Well. Gawd I laughed lol. In defense it’s a pretty big furry onesie 😀

        Have fun fatties ♥

      • Well.... says

        02/26/2017 at 6:08 pm

        Haha yes… you do keep proving my theory of your behavior and being a almost 40 year old woman of the size of a 12 year old child, being due to a birth malfunction. The lack of empathy and common sense when sharing opinions in a social group is common in undeveloped or poor developed brains.

        I am sorry for whatever caused you to be this way Eloise, and I see you found in Second Life a place where you can hide and relax from your issues and know that more likely than not, all of us in this game have an issue just like you do. Being it depression, some sort of physical impairment and etc… It would just be sad and pathetic for you to prey on people like that if you were so so accomplished as you claim to be. But my darling, by now, watching your despair and need for attention, we all know is not the case.

        The difference is that most people here are after good friendships, a relief from day to day stress, trying to put each other up… You feel the need to lower other people down, and you seem to target other females in particular for some reason… Go figure, I am not your man, i doubt you have one. Women like you are just so unappealing.

      • Lucie says

        02/26/2017 at 7:19 pm

        Okay, but you do realize you can have clogged arteries and be thin, right? I mean, thin people die from heart disease all the time. *Gasp* I KNOW. I WAS SHOCKED, TOO.

      • Lourdes Denimore says

        02/26/2017 at 7:52 pm

        OK let’s not be delusional here. Being fat has a cost. Fat people have a greater chance for clogged arteries and it exacerbates other illness you may already have.
        I do believe you are a prime example of that Lucie. Even though you push the healthy at any size agenda. You are far from healthy.

        I’m all for people being fat or thin if they chose (consciously or unconsciously). But let’s keep your crazy delusions out of it. The effects of obesity is proven medical science. The end.

      • Blaise Glendevon says

        02/26/2017 at 9:14 pm

        Healthy at any size isn’t an agenda. It’s a viewpoint that recognizes that some people’s weight runs at a higher baseline, and as long as they maintain a certain level of physical activity and their tests come out normal, they’re probably doing fine. It’s a valid, reasonable way of looking at the fact that most people who lose a large amount of weight do more damage than just managing their size and most of them gain the weight back within 5 years.

      • Lourdes Denimore says

        02/26/2017 at 11:13 pm

        OK . It’s a viewpoint. The valid and reasonable aspect is what is questionable. One fact that you ignore are the long term effects of being 400lbs and “healthy”. It does catch up with you eventually. Agenda, viewpoint, mass delusion… call it what you wish.

      • Elo aka wee jobby says

        02/27/2017 at 3:38 am

        Popping in before my six mile run, Wish I hadn’t now as I’m not sure my controlled breathing shall cope with the mass giggles I now have and canny control.

        I think I should charge you online warriors for my services in helping you all offload that mass of hate, which would be more productive and beneficial if you walked outside for a wee while, catching air and moving limbs, other than your fat digits. Oh but fear not, Collab88 recently did a fitness theme, so wear those online leggings and trainers which you can match with the Fitbit lookalike watch coming out at The Arcade in March. Need to keep those pixels healthy and model looking… Oh the irony.

        I shall take comfort that at least I can do a handstand without my belly smacking me in the face.

        Oh and to whoever said being 400llbs is healthy? Sure is. For the ambulance men, rescue teams and police, called out to crane lift your huge bulk out the window as you canny walk, or fit out the door.

        You have all made me laugh way too much, fetus person. You are awesome.

        Keep reaching people…

        For that cream cake 😀

      • Lourdes Denimore says

        02/27/2017 at 9:03 am

        I just wanted to clarify that I am not agreeing in anyway shape or form with this Elo person. Besides we only have her word for how healthy she is. Anyway my point is if you are fat just fucking own it. All this bullshit about healthy at 300lbs or its a thyroid conditions or my meds or my toe or whatever excuse. Yes I recognize that some people do have thyroid conditions and some people have chronic illnesses that require them to take steroids which causes weight gain. However, 90% of fat people in the SL community make these claims and we all know that it isn’t the case for all 90%.

        If you are fat nothing wrong with that, but all the other bullshit that is sprouted is just that, bullshit. Just admit it to yourself, you like to eat and don’t like to exercise. Nothing wrong with that. Be you, but don’t try to convince us of the delusions you tell yourself to justify it.

    • Sense Happens says

      02/26/2017 at 5:43 pm

      All I see here is a bunch of people doing nothing but being hypocritical. You are shaming her for having an opinion on people being obese. Why don’t you try and look in on the facts first of all?

      http://www.healthdata.org/news-release/nearly-one-third-world%E2%80%99s-population-obese-or-overweight-new-data-show

      When you are done attempting to read something that isn’t quite as juvenile as an online attack of another person, try to see that she’s pointing out something that is a worldwide issue. It’s not not something that affects those of you trying to act as if you are some internet champion by acting like you care.

      If you cared, you would be a nurse or doctor specializing in the care of people that are trying to fight their weight issues instead of attacking others online because you’ve got nothing better to do.

      No one attacked you personally, if you don’t like it, it’s as simple as not reading or posting to it, just like you pass those on the street that are obese and don’t attempt to guide them to a better and healthier future. So shame on the lot of you.

    • Blaise Glendevon says

      02/26/2017 at 5:58 pm

      How petty do you have to be so obsessed with other people’s bodies. Fat people have as much right to exist as they are, without fifty-leven people trying to police them. It’s LITERALLY none of your business.

      • A-Kid says

        02/27/2017 at 11:30 am

        It’s even more hilarious that people don’t realize some people won’t be healthy at any weight. If you’re skinny and eating McD’s every day, you aren’t any more healthy than the 300lbs person sitting on SL all day and if you’re disabled – doesn’t matter what weight you are, you are never healthy. Not ever. You never will be.

        I’m fat. I’m also sick as all hell for reasons that have nothing to do with my weight because I was just as sick when I was skinny as a rail. When I was skinny, people made fun of me. When I gained weight, people made fun of me. I’ve lost a hell of a lot of weight, got under 200lbs, and eat very healthy, people still make fun of me. You can’t win with these types, it’s something deep inside of them and has nothing to do with you. If they really cared, they’d know “haw haw you fat and I’m not” doesn’t help. Losing weight is a personal choice you make for you – not for anyone else.

        On the other hand.. 300lbs and up isn’t healthy. It’s also not my business if you weigh that much. That’s on you.

    • Justanotheropinion says

      02/26/2017 at 6:22 pm

      I thought I’d seen it all until I stepped across this “Elo” person. I’m actually mind blown at the fact that you’re celebrating being on here. I’m trying to grasp it all, but I just can’t, okay, honestly I just don’t want to grasp it. You’re trying to convince people that you’re 36 years old and wear clothing for 12 yr olds. I’m not sure how that fits into “healthy” at all, but I could be wrong. I’m sure there are plenty of women out there, into their mid and elder 30’s that fit into pre-teen clothing and are in exceptional health conditions!
      Okay, cut the bullshit! Really, you come off as the little girl that was bullied in high school so badly, that you still hold a grudge and are completely and utterly angry after all these years. So you come online and talk down people that remind you of those people. Peers that probably made fun of you in your younger years and I’m sure beat you up. Those were obviously kids that were bigger than you, so you categorize them as being “fatties”. Which hey, it’s your mojo, what ever you gotta do to feel better about yourself, have at it my dear. As for me, I feel sorry for you, I mean, the kind of sorry that I feel when I see someone that’s in dire and desperate need of love and affection, the kind of people that you just have to reach out and hug and say “Hey, it’s gonna be okay, just let it all out!.” to. So on that note: -hugs you tightly and pats your tiny 12 year old, sized head- It’s gonna be okay, darling, hang in there!
      Although, I do have to say, you’re definitely getting a lot of attention, but at the end of the day, when you log out of sl and fb, quietly lay in your bed to sleep. You’re still the tiny, little, malnourished little girl, trapped in a grown woman’s body, with the brain of a 9 year old. So maybe you should look deep down inside and find a way to love yourself a little more, so that you don’t have to hate those that did you wrong in the past so much. You might actually enjoy your company so much, that you don’t have to keep walking back to the pc to check and see who was the next person to give you attention and how long it took them to give it to you. You might actually go an entire day away from here and the fact that you need it so badly, that you run your mouth to get it, because the crave is like an addiction and you just can’t be without it.
      And just to settle your nerves a little, this isn’t coming from a fatty, or a skinny, or whatever else you’d think it’s coming from.This is coming from a very loved, healthy and happy human being, that just happened to scroll past your ridiculousness and went “good lord, that little one needs therapy, not internet access.”
      Have a great day, Elo!

      • ThisBitchDumbAf^^^^ says

        02/26/2017 at 6:45 pm

        @ Just another hit this shit right on the head!

        @ Drivel I did read your post ya dipshit lol
        “Thing is it’s ok to be fat unless you personally are not ok with it and if you were ok with it you wouldn’t take offence” right there is where you did say we shouldn’t be offended if we aren’t fat. Ok dumbfuck. As far as me and my opinion Elo-twat isn’t hurt by shit right? So my point was *talks slowly so you understand* That if you have a bunch of mean shit to say and you aren’t provoked or asked for your opinion and you know it will hurt someone then stfu. You know being an adult with some class? Kudos if your not her that is a bullet dodged.

        @ Sensehappens…. Log of the internet right now… you are grounded… Did you message Elophantitis and let her know your tongue is wedged in her bony ass.
        “If you cared, you would be a nurse or doctor specializing in the care of people that are trying to fight their weight issues instead of attacking others online because you’ve got nothing better to do.” Should we really? I think more of us should go into the mental health line of work to handle the amount of issues you seem to have. You know care enough to get you and Eloass some real help?

      • Dervel Enzian AKA DRIVEL says

        02/26/2017 at 7:45 pm

        Thisbitchdumbas. So you are saying that my saying that if you are fat and ok with being fat means you wouldnt take offense at being called fat is equivelant to my saying if you are not fat you cannot take offence at fat people being called fat? So im talking about one group of people i.e fat people and more specifically fat people who are ok with being fat (and i think you will find i actually did say it IS ok to be fat) and you are somehow relating that comment to the converse ie non fat people not being ok with fat people being called fat? How can i be aiming my comment at two completely polar opposite groups of people? Let me make it uber simple for you. If your going to bitch, dont bitch about people bitching about people. Unless you’re ok with being a hypocritical bitch. .. and before you say it.. I am ok with being a hypocritical bitch. The difference is whilst you are bitching about people bitching about people. I am bitching about people bitching about people bitching about people because you see that first bitch happens to be my bitch.

        Enjoy

      • Caiti Mirabella says

        02/26/2017 at 10:04 pm

        Lol @ all of this.

    • ThisBitchDumbAf^^^^ says

      02/27/2017 at 3:22 am

      Drivel! Congrats on being the most ridiculously stupid person to comment! You must be drunk because all that shit you just said made zero sense! If you are Elo-assholes man kudos on making her look even more ridiculous. What I am about is if it someone’s appearance isn’t directly affecting you other than on the fact that you might see them stfu. As much shit can be said for overweight people the same health issues can be said about underweight people. Underweight people could be an assault to someone’s eyes and be considered disgusting as well. I may be a hypocrite and on some levels an asshole but one thing I don’t do is go out of my way to be a hurtful twat. The only reason your bitch even speaks publicly on shit like that is for attention so you obviously need to dick her more because that does seem to be the issue.

      I recall hearing about her running a bdsm sim and collecting money for some sort of exclusive membership. Only to shut the shit down 2-3 weeks later. Going on her facebook being a twat about disliking various lifestylers. Which some of those she detests I am sure she liked them enough to take their money. So you can stand by your 12yo twat like a good pedo, but this isn’t the first round of her running off at the gums about shit that is essentially not her business. She needs to learn that large or small people are people and if she doesn’t like being judged then stop doing so to others. People live their lives they way they do for whatever reason. We don’t know any circumstance to way people are overweight or underweight so unless we have walked a mile in their shoes seriously we have no business calling anyone out about that shit. Their are so many other things I would agree with her if she called some of those things out but never will I be ok with someone saying or doing shit with the intent to be hurtful af to other people just because she wasn’t hugged enough as a kid. You coming on to defend her makes no difference to the fact that she is just a shit person.

      • Dervel Enzian AKA DRIVEL says

        02/27/2017 at 5:08 am

        Thisbitch. Kudos indeed. I think if you study what i said youll find it makes perfect. Sense. You not understanding something doesnt make it incorrect. And everyone needs to read the wee jobby’s comments more carefully. If she was calling fat people out purely because she was offended by the site of them.. i.e purely on an aesthetical point of view then i would agree… with all the accusations of her being cruel dark hearted etc. But read closely.. or even just properly and put down your need to criticise and rant whether it be in defense of others or not. If you read properly she isnt targetting all fat people she is targetting fat people who do not try to do anything about it.. the ones that wont exercise.. the ones that wont stop shoving big macs down their throats. The ones that are fat.. do nothing about it and whinge about it. Which in my humble opinion is a large majority of all fat people. They become a burden on society costing tax payers millions and yes causing problems for those around them.. when their depressive self loathing starts to affect those close to them. All of which in most cases could be avoided. She isnt talking about those rare cases where actual medical conditions cause you to be fat and no amount of exercise will help. The only one i know of is lipedema but she isnt talking about that. Yes as well as lipedema there are medical conditions that , whilst they dont make you fat, they do make it easier to put on weight and/or harder to loose it. Anxiety, depression, stress to name a few. But in those cases the medically recognised best treatment is healthy diet and exercise all of which i think youll find jobby is advocating. In the vast majority of cases fat people that go to their doctors about it are told to diet and exercise.. unfortunately a lot of them dont.. thats when axiety and depression set in. Granted sometimes its the other way round.. sometimes its depression that leads to obesity but again i think youll find those people too would be medically recommended to get some exercise along with appropriate therapy. If jobby was saying i dont like fat people cos they are ugly all of those hating on her might have valid points. But she isnt. Shes saying she doesnt like people that are so lazy that they become so fat it causes them to be a burden on society. You all just jumped on her use of potentially offensive terminology. And if its her being offensive that you think is wrong then kudos to those that have stated it without trying to be personally offensive to her. To those that want to bring other facebook comments she makes into play as evidence for you accusations of her being dark hearted.. why dont you read the comments where she congratulates people for attempting to battle their weight issues or the ones where she defends innocent people being attacked by the likes of you lot. Read her faceboom properly. Yes youll find a lot of strong potentially unpopular opinions forcefully expressed but who the fuck doesnt do that on their own personal facebook page? youll also find a hell of a lot of things like random acts of kindness and concern for her fellow human beings and the world in general.

      • ThisBitchDumbAf^^^^ says

        02/27/2017 at 6:22 am

        Drivel, I can get behind what you are saying here and yes all of it makes sense (finally! lol) However, if that was the case how she truly feels she would have said as much and saved herself a bit of headache. Now, she has her great knight in shining armour to defend her and while that is nice it doesn’t change how she has presented herself to everyone. If you want to put out an opinion that you dislike something but feel as you have stated then say it plainly. State your dislike but also show a bit of compassion. I think that is where she went wrong. No one can disagree that being overweight is unhealthy and people do need to take care of themselves ect. However, like I said unless you know someone’s circumstance on why they are the way they are who are you to call them out? Do you think that a man or woman who suffered years of abuse and being dealt a shit hand at life that might turn to food as a comfort want to be like that? You both are basically saying that people if they are depressed ect just need therapy and to get off their asses. Sometimes it is not that simple. This isn’t a black and white issue there is a whole gray area that you are not seeing. This applies to being underweight as well. Should we shame anorexic people for being compelled to puke after eating because they have body dysmorphia which is simply a mental disorder? This is a huge problem in the US and adds to health costs ect and is something a person does intentionally to themselves. Tho it really is not so simple as to just stop doing it. Therapy for these conditions can take years to resolve them if they ever are able to be. So I am just saying before running off at the mouth about a dislike in a crude way. Think about if the issue was your own and how you might really feel reading a friend maybe a close friend even, saying the those mean things in your head. Just some food for thought.

      • Dervel Enzian AKA DRIVEL says

        02/27/2017 at 9:29 am

        ThisBitchDumbAf Please re-read her fb comment that was the initial post on this thread. If you can point out a single line where she is specifically targeting people with mental illnesses I’ll retract any statement I’ve made in her defense. She was expressing an opinion on her own page. We all have opinions but the way we express those opinions is often construed in different ways depending on the filters used by those perceiving them. I read her comment and I didn’t for a second think she was commenting on people who are fat full stop (or period). Reading on she mentions exercise and healthy eating and also gives credit and respect to those that make efforts. I took the whole of what she said and construed it to mean she was talking about people who are fat because they “need to exercise more, eat healthily…” and yes “get their fat arses off SL”. She implicitly points to lack of exercise, unhealthy eating and sedentary lifestyle (ie spending hours at a time on SL). That is the only included information which anyone has to construct any kind of idea as to the cause of obesity that she is referring too. Granted I know her and so have more information to go on but in my humble opinion, people who don’t know her haven’t commented on what they have read.. They are commenting on their fears of what her motive and feelings behind what she has said might be. They are attacking her for what she didnt say but what they thought she meant. Yes there may be mean words in there, referring to peoples fat arses and triple chins but mean words are not necessarily untrue words and no one is bearing in mind that the post is put here out of context. It is itself a reaction to an attack on her for initially expressing an opinion. Aren’t we all a little mean when we are being attacked? If you think not re-read all the things that have been said about her in this thread by people that don’t even know her. Her post here could have easily been construed by everyone here who read it in exactly the same way that I have construed it. She doesnt mention mental health or any physical underlying medical conditions that may affect a persons weight. But that is because she is not referring to those things at all. Funny how almost everyone here had an option to read her words in a number of ways and yet all of them chose to construe them in the most negative way possible. You seem to know a lot about mental health Thisbitch.. what does it say about people who instantly choose to see the negative when there are possible alternatives that for all they know are equally likely? Fact.. people are posted on here to be ridiculed or hated.. and you all fell in line. Bravo!

      • ThisBitchDumbAf^^^^ says

        02/27/2017 at 12:21 pm

        Drivel, You can go on all day saying I fell in line with the people who posted here but that seems odd that I was one of the first 2 that commented. I read her words a couple of times because I am not one that gets offended over much and while I still am not offended I do think she is wrong. So, ok no she didn’t mention mental illness blah blah. I do get it too that there are a lot of fake assholes claiming mental illness as well as other diseases. What I am talking about is the fact of how she worded all of that shit with the intent to make people angry. She says in her initial post here she has worked hard to piss people off. Well that’s a fine woman you got there! Secondly it was a friend that posted the secret as I was curious to the comments on it and peeked at her facebook. I couldn’t see it so that means it upset a friend of hers a good bit as it seems. I am sorry but I don’t see all of the care and concern you’re saying she had intended. What I read that sparked me to comment is the shit way she addressed the whole topic on FB and here. She is whining about people calling her a fat shamer for expressing her views in comments on the topic then goes on to explain her view in the shittiest way I really can recall seeing. If that is the same tactless way she expressed her opinion on someone else’s post it would shock me more if they didn’t jump right to the defense. Here, she has repeatedly been a stinky vag about the topic still happy af she made people angry. When you read her comment like you said you know her so you didn’t give it a second thought. The land of the internets don’t have that same privy to be able to read what she says and be all “ohhh she is just being her!” This also may render you unable to see what we are seeing, which I am thinking that is a very big possibility as you still are trying to make us all see she is not Satan the fat shamer. Anyways, you obviously are going to continue to justify the way she acts like a wonderfully, enabling, wifey (do you hold her hair while she pukes after meals? See this is me being negative all on my own!) So this bitch is out. People can see what she has said without me debating with you and can take it how they want. Of course to you any one posting in response if them jumping on the band wagon but I think deep down you know I am right and you’re classy little chick isn’t so classy after all. If you weren’t worried about what others thought of her and possibly you as well you wouldn’t be here going hard at defending her. Lot’s of luck to you and hopefully she takes something good from all of this. I don’t believe she is really Satan most people are good on some level. I am slightly hopeful she will show other people a bit more of what you see. I think they would like her more.

    • Whateves says

      02/28/2017 at 1:21 am

      LMAO. You cunts and your pseudo psychology are halerious. Someone calls someone out because they’re fat and you all go nuts. But it’s perfectly ok for you to do it. You only ever jump all over people who tell the truth because you find it confronting. It comes as no surprise to me those of you who have confessed to fatness and claim to be happy about it (sure you are 🙂 ). The bitchy bitter miserable snappy ones are usually fat or ugly or both. And OF COURSE you all go about assuming Elo is 40 and ugly…..wtf why do you pull this shit out of your buttholes a week after week. You know why, because your fat and ugly and this is all you’ve got LMAO sad fucks. Where have I been for the last few week’s……Greece mother fuckers in my bikinis with my man, looking beautiful and living <3

      • Elo aka wee jobby says

        02/28/2017 at 5:40 am

        I have to agree, it’s been hilarious to read people pulling themselves apart as they canny throw the fat stick at me , so instead I am a fetus sized, ugly faced, lonely bigoted, sex starved, evil black hearted bitch ♥ <— still no offence taken.

        Some comebacks are funny as shit, and kudos given for those who have made me laugh out loud while I move ma arse around in reality, even broke out into giggles while shopping over it all. (See, I have no issues being called names as I can take what I dish out and often I am a wee cunt to spark people, I know, how bad)

        But for all the fun of being hated for a week, possibly longer. OK for some, forever…. the scary part reading all this is that some truely believe being obese should be 'celebrated' …. obviously with lashings of cake , full fat cream and a party on SL with prim balloons and yoga pants.

        Aye being 300 lbs is healthy, if you're an average football lineman and in truth no on on SL/FB/SL secrets is that, more so 300 lbs of unmotivated blubber blaming the world and all in it for the fact they canny stop eating shite.

      • Whateves says

        02/28/2017 at 1:41 pm

        My favourite is when they pat themselves on the back ( those of them who can still reach) because they actually believe they’ve managed to offend me or get a rise. They fight back with a wall of twaddle that provokes nothing but laughter and affirmation of their own misery. But still they come back for more, I even tell them I’m winding them up, I couldn’t be more obviously trolling and STILL they come back with “omg you horrible old troll lady” really lol.

    • WahWah says

      03/02/2017 at 7:21 pm

      Why you so mad?? Did someone leave your skinny arse for a chubby one?? To each their own, everyone has different preferences for what they consider attractive. You honestly just come off as a bitter hag jealous because some chubby person stole your lover or eats Oreos with sheer abandonment. Fat & happy seems to be a dangerous combo for people like you who hate the fact a person can be FAT & HAPPY!! Eat a cookie, you will feel better. 😛 Having your friends come here to battle makes you look no better. Long winded posts because you are mad at chubbies. How silly you all look. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Skinny, chubby, curvy, svelte it’s a personal preference what someone else finds attractive. Stop being so miserable already & live your life and stop worrying about chunky monkeys! 😛

      • H says

        03/06/2017 at 10:35 am

        Wtf! If anyone saw Drivel’s RL wedding picture , hum.. he was pleasantly plump himself ! What about his sister as well! If anything this man is nothing but a hypocrite , shaming others while he can’t kick his Jaffa cake habit!

  18. FUAULA says

    02/26/2017 at 10:12 am

    22. so fiore invent Asians LOLLLLL another witch hunt? gosh really are fiore sales so bad that they have to make this?

  19. Noone says

    02/26/2017 at 10:06 am

    @22 probably because they both used the same online pictures of the model Jing Wen.

    • The Author says

      02/26/2017 at 10:16 am

      I wasn’t aware of that. Now I feel a little regretful of submitting that. Thanks for pointing it out, haha.

      • Annie says

        02/26/2017 at 12:07 pm

        yea girl, half of these secrets are people accusing sl creators of stealing from another creator when it’s really both of them being lazy and getting their ‘inspiration’ from the same source in rl; hair creators both referencing the same popular rl hair style guides. Homes stuff creators who borrow from the same pintinterest pages, or just two people using the same full term template like in #11 and the op not having any clue about sl creation and not realizing that 90% of sl original mesh is just full perm templates, though it is amusing to go to an event and realize 2 or more people are using the same template, kinda kills the illusion it’s your original idea.

  20. Bitch says

    02/26/2017 at 10:05 am

    19) So fucking true. This bitch needs to focus on her real life. Stop threatening to sue people. Steal concepts from people. Most of all? Stop being so thirsty for every guy you meet. Want to know why a guy fucks you? Because you give it out easier than a $2 whore. You are literally no challenge.

    Finally, when people PAY you to build a sim. You don’t pick it up because your cheap ass didn’t get what you wanted. You were PAID to do it. You deserve all this.

    • Blaise Glendevon says

      02/26/2017 at 6:13 pm

      So, I get why people would think poorly of a builder who steals back her own work after being paid — but why is everyone so hung up on this person’s sex life? Jeez.

      • Observer says

        02/26/2017 at 8:40 pm

        Because she demands the entire sim watches her have sex, with anyone she is having sex with.

      • Mmhmmm says

        02/26/2017 at 10:55 pm

        Dont forget she also brags to everyone in chat and ts about how she cams and puts on a good show for the guys who dont even need to pay her for it because she loves all 10+ of them at once.

    • Bitch Supporter says

      02/27/2017 at 3:46 pm

      100% Agree with you, she’s an unpleasant person and extremely rude with the conversational skills of a cave dweller “ME WOMAN N POWAH U LISTEN”. http://data.whicdn.com/images/69557237/original.gif

      The RP SIMS I’ve seen her on, all linked and stripping for the Leads. Butt naked in the office bending over for the power, literally.

      Lesson: Don’t be a dick to everyone

  21. ButtFace says

    02/26/2017 at 9:57 am

    9, huh? so the avi in the advert sucks, its an advert for the stolen art work he made into a tattoo .. no one gives a shit about his ass or his hair base. this store sickens me, everything is stolen art even the charity one they did recently for mad pea was all stolen art, theres even a comment on the flickr picture and it was STILL allowed at the event.

    he takes down things that are outed and ” retires” it but will sell it you privately if you ask. no talent thief! can’t even make his hair base match lol

    • just me! says

      02/26/2017 at 1:13 pm

      You literally just said ‘no one gives a shit about his ass or his hair base’ and then ended your rant with ‘can’t even make his hair base match lol’

      As for tattoos, with respect to tattoo creators out there… every tattoo in SL, be it from Speakeasy, Reckless, Bolson, Endless Pain, Letis, I could go on and on, is in theory, “stolen” art. None of these tattoo creators draw them from scratch, from hand. I can guarantee you that. But it’s the stores that are often in the ‘limelight’ in SL, so-to-speak, that get this kind of attention every once in a while. And for all you know, it’s not stolen at all. Perhaps the tattoo creator contacted the person who drew the art, we don’t know.

      What I do know is that based on the secrets about this particular designer (since there are 2 this week and one is focused on his relationship while the other is focused on his lack of ass, apparently his mesh boxers are a problem due to the package size, and hairbase that doesn’t match), someone is super salty. Probably a girl who got rejected. Which makes it all the less credible to me.

      • Buttface says

        02/26/2017 at 5:37 pm

        Well you are wrong on many counts, not all tattoo’s in sl are stolen art work. most are i grant you but there are a small handful of hand drawn tattoo’s out there. some really decent ones too its just that this stolen no talent shit over shadows them.

        wrong about me being a girl also not even met this dude inworld i just hate stolen art work.

        wrong about my comment at the end too it was ment to be ironic..

        you are right about all those tattoo stores you mention all being art thieves though, every one! but does anyone care? no they all make a fortune from stealing someone elses work. it just pisses me off that you all condemn copybotters and skin thieves but this has been going on for .. well forever and no one gives a flying fuck .. hypocritical much.

        Maybe if someone copybotted the tattoo and resold it then you might be outraged, its laughable!

      • Synjari Myriam says

        02/27/2017 at 3:16 pm

        FYI, not all creators who make body tattoos or designs use stolen art. I know of at least 2 designers who have hand drawn their tattoo/design creations because they are artists RL with a heavy emphasis in illustration work.

        I was actually considering going into business with my brother in SL as he is a tattoo artist RL who owns their own shop. Distance and time really was the reason that didn’t pan out for the time being.. but regardless, it is still possible for original art or even legitimate artwork to be done in this field. Mind you I still do believe many of the ones I’ve seen have been in-world are using other people’s flash artwork, be it legitimate or not.

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