Welcome to SLsecret, week 380.
SLSecret: Week 380
· Lourdes Denimore ·
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Before we delve into secrets…
• If you hook up with a crazy in SL, it is not our responsibility to help you deal with that. If it becomes a RL issue contact law enforcement.
• Trust no one. If you tell people your laundry they will air it for you.
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• Make your secrets legible.
• Do not contact us just to threaten us, especially with e-lawyers. We’ve been doing this for 12+ years. You are not the first nor will you be the last.
• Lastly, if the material submitted here triggers you, please get help. If the materials submitted here make you suicidal please see the suicide hotline numbers posted. They are there to help.






I'm a dog! says
You use Dog Residue. Your Comments fill with Dog Residue.
Bark Bark!
Nunya says
(Once again, can’t respond directly to your last bit of vomit as the thread grows too long.)
Look, “sweetcake”. I called you out on your shitty attitude towards the homeless population. You speak as if they choose to be homeless when nothing could be further from the truth, and then you deny it. Just own it, “sweetcake”.
P.S. I wasn’t making nasty comments about mental health. I was telling YOU to get HELP because I think there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you.
P.P.S. Wasn’t it you who called someone else out for fat-shaming one week and then went on to fat-shame the following (as if it’s ok to fat-shame men but not women)? Add short-term memory loss to the diagnosis.
P.P.P.S. I can’ be arsed to go back and look up your lame nicknames.
whateves says
lol you need to learn to let go sweet cheeks you’re like a dog with a bone. Once again I call one of you out and once again you got nothin. I never said a single thing about the homeless. You’re just lookin for drama. Move on lovey, put up or shut up sweat heart
Nunya says
What did you call me out for again? Oh, that’s right. I called you a bully and I use other aliases here. Something I never said and something I’ve never done. Good job, Detective!
“I never said a single thing about the homeless.”
Let me attempt to put this in words that a dolt like you might understand. (I know, I know, you’re “beautiful”, you’ve “never needed to be smart”.)
To the casual observer, a statement like “I prefer to donate to the animal shelters, they have no choice in the hand they are dealt”:
1) states a personal choice (the choice to donate to animal shelters instead of homeless shelters); and
2) implies the reasoning behind said choice (animals have no choice in the hand they are dealt).
As opposed to homeless people who, OF COURSE, have every opportunity to NOT be homeless.
Now, maybe it’s because you don’t give a shit about grammar or maybe it’s because you’ve “never needed to be smart” or maybe it’s because your brain isn’t functioning properly while it recovers from whatever mystery illness you had that caused you to drop to fifty pounds, but that’s the way it reads, “sugarplum”.
And you don’t REALLY deny that’s EXACTLY what you meant, do you? You don’t clarify like someone to whom “being understood is what actually counts” and to whom “understanding context and comprehending is what matters” would, do you? You say: “Is that what I said, I don’t think it is” and then strike the victim’s pose by calling me a bully. Classic.
“You’re just lookin for drama.”
Welcome to SL Secrets, “sweet cheeks”.
whateves says
Oh my nana you’re a bit hot and bothered there. Slow day or is writing walls of boring text on the interweb in a sorry and failed attempt to prove your point, all you have to do with your time .
Ppppppppsssssd people only bother to grammar bash when they don’t have any other means of attack.
Nunya says
You still don’t deny it. Didn’t think you would. And if you think that was grammar-bashing, you’re a more clueless moron than I thought.
Have a good day. Hope you don’t throw an embolism from your IV line.
whateves says
Deny deny deny sweatcheeks you’re wrong on each and every count. Unlike you whom never gets sunlight or makes real life friends I can’t be arsed and don’t have time to rebutt you long drawn out winey wanking. Go on sweet checks have the last word you know you wanna, gooooo oooooon I’ll let ya
whateves says
ppppps I can fat shame all I want if that’s how I feel on that day, male or female I doesn’t matter to me, goes hand in hand with my psychosis lol
Nunya says
I guess so! These are just a few things you’ve directed at other posters here in the past couple weeks:
“fatass”
“fat middle aged fat man”
“fat bastard”
“you sound fat”
Those from someone who once said “Body shaming is the norm here, sad but true”. THAT’s not just sad. That’s fucking pathetic.
But not surprising, really, coming from someone who also said: “I know that people say beauty comes from within but really I think I ugly people just say that to make themselves feel better about being ugly. Because Beauty really is on the outside”.
It’s just fucking hilarious, though, how many times the person who said all the above has felt the need to tell everyone how fucking beautiful she is. Isn’t it?
Methinks thou doth protest too much.
whateves says
Omg you’re quoting me, you’re a fan, you hang off my every word lol
Jesus Mother Fucking Christ says
Are you two seriously arguing about petty shit in a comment that just basically said ‘be kind to the less fortunate in whatever means you choose this holiday season’?
God damn, you guys.
whateves says
No some. Fucktard tried to find drama where there was none
It's that time of year says
Is it time again to call a tradition that is decades old racist? Black Pete are chimney sweeps who follow St. Nicholas, their faces are black because of soot since they go up and down chimnies. There is nothing racist about it at all, the blackness is explained even In the lore of this tradition. Every year people have to bash Black Pete, it doesn’t affect you or hurt anyone or even intend to offend. Leave the Netherlands traditions alone, or stop being so close minded.
I'm a dog! says
Bark bark!
Hi everybody! I’m a dog with a service announcement! As the weather gets colder, many people without adequate housing or finances can be susceptible to (and there’s no gentler way to put this) freezing to death. If you have any extra winter coats and jackets you don’t need, consider donating them to your local homeless shelter or other organizations that can get them to the folks that need them!
Bark bark!
I'm a dog! says
More advice for helping people this winter season! Some Christian (and I use that term loosely) homeless shelters will refuse to let in LGBT clients. That has led to at least one confirmed death in my hometown due to literally freezing to death, and I think about it a lot because I really miss her. So before you donate, make sure that they’ll make room in the manger (as it were) for the vulnerable.
Be excellent to each other!
Bark Bark!
whateves says
I prefer to donate to the animal shelters, they have no choice in the hand they are dealt. Even mangy dogs
Nunya says
Are you saying that the homeless have a choice in the hands they are dealt? Without exception?
Gawd, you’re ignorant.
whateves says
Is that what I said, I don’t think it is
Nunya says
Hmmm. Let’s see.
Dog says: Give to homeless shelters.
You say: I prefer to donate to the animal shelters, they have no choice in the hand they are dealt.
Sure sounds like.
whateves says
Pure proof of your blatant penchant to twist my words and then call ME a bully. That my friend i is a form of bullying right there.
Nunya says
Oh, have I ever called you a bully? And when have I ever twisted your words? Come to think of it… have I ever even responded to your crap before?
You’re so full of shit, now it’s just oozing out of your every pore.
whateves says
ROFL of course you have sweetcake just not using this name
Nunya says
Sorry to break it you, “sweetcake”, but this is the only moniker I’ve ever used here.
Nunya says
*break it TO you
whateves says
Of course it is sugarplum 😉
Nunya says
I can’t seem to reply to your last bit drivel, so…
YOU are the one who comes back here with a new nick every week, not I.
That’s called projection. All part of your psychosis, I imagine.
Seek help.
whateves says
Oh pray tell what was my last “nick ” if there’s one each week, what was last week and the week before, come on tell us? And you say you’re not a bully LOL. Making nasty coments about mental health is bullying sweetcake. If it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, it’s a duck
I'm a dog! says
Sure, animal shelters can use help too! Animal Shelters are often in need of supplies like towels, so if you’ve got some older towels call up your local city animal shelter and see if they can use them!
There’s even a charity in Northern California (I can’t recall the name, sorry) that takes in old fur coats to turn them into comfort items for rehabilitating young wild animals! So your trash could be one animal’s treasure!
Bark Bark!
whateves says
Look at that without me you have nothing to talk about
whateves says
#4 is not such a flattering likeness though
I'm a Cat! says
I mean…technically no one even knows who you are so…
You’re actually not famous! You’re just a source of entertainment for us!
whateves says
Excellent glad you acknowledge that
I'm a dog! says
Bark Bark!
whateves says
2 isn’t exactly a secret, but OMG I’m totes famous lol
talking truth says
you are just a cunt!
whateves says
A famous ‘cunt’ ROFL
whateves says
Even the plurkers are talking about me ^^ bahaaaa
Uhm says
I don’t get the third one. Are they saying it is ripped from a sims game? I love the set for The Arcade but if it’s ripped that’s shady practice. ><
Caiti Mirabella says
It’s “heavily inspired” by RuPaul’s Drag Race, lol.