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SLSecret: Week 375

11/01/2015 · Lourdes Denimore ·

Welcome to SLsecret, week 375.

1) 2ndloaf

2) alter

3) comfortable

4) felicity-porter-secret

5) gone

6) pixelpeenwhores

7) realsecret

8) RElevators

9) sansar

10) secretfilename

11) slsecret

12) soleil

13) thirstywork

14) uglygay

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Funfacts
5 years ago

I dated number 10 Fun fact for you about her. HER WHOLE HOUSE SMELLS OF DOG PISS. NOT TO MENTION SHE HAS DOG HAIR ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I MEAN ALL OVER THE PLACE KITCHEN COUNTERS INCLUDED. Probably why she cant seem to find or keep a girlfriend. Also I have to agree she fucks over anyone she comes in contact with. Three years after meeting her in SL and dating her she still seems to think she can talk shit about me and I wont find out.

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Anonymous
5 years ago

Bigot lol

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Fake ass bitch
5 years ago

to the creator of #12, can i hug you? You seem sad n lonely do u need a fake ass bitch frand?

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maybe
5 years ago

#2 Alter Ego? Isn’t that their logo?

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Lourdes Denimore
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5 years ago

Just a reminder: We can tell when people are arguing with themselves and replying to their own replies like they are 2 or 3 different people.

Carry on…

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Gianni Broda
Reply to  Lourdes Denimore
5 years ago

Someone would actually do that?…LOLLLLLLLLLL. Why are people on this game so crazy lolllllll

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Katie
Reply to  Lourdes Denimore
5 years ago

Hahaha, you brought the entire feed to a dead stop – Well done, Lourdes!

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Your Lord and Savior
5 years ago

A fun fact about #10 is she is the cure for lesbianism. Any girl who is questioning their sexuality should definitely date this girl. You’ll be riding dick and loving it just a week later. She has a knack for turning girls straight.

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Nunya
5 years ago

Gianni, you need to start a Ugly Little Sad Gay Boy(s) group. I would SO join.

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Gianni Broda
Reply to  Nunya
5 years ago

Alright so that’s at least two members…anyone else?

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Rawr
Reply to  Gianni Broda
5 years ago

I’d join…but..I’m not sad or gay or a boy for that matter.

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Idatedheronce
5 years ago

#10 I dated her once and we met up in real life and I turned straight because her pussy tasted like raw fish

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somethingorother
5 years ago

#10 She is such a hypocrite and doesn’t care about people. That’s why she talks behind their back. She needs to learn how to treat others. That’s why she is going to end up alone.

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ChocolateRain
Reply to  somethingorother
5 years ago

#10 Agreed. She only cares for herself and only talks to those who can benefit her or get her places in SL.

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Pass the popcorn
5 years ago

Well aside from the entertaining frequency of the use of the word ‘cunt’ this week, the only interesting one is #7. Tell us more, 7!

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GrammarGal
Reply to  Pass the popcorn
5 years ago

Further to #7 and for your enjoyment….

I’ll make a confession here in the comments, because I’m too lazy to open PS and make a “secret”…

I’m married in RL with children. I love my husband and my family. I have a great life (you know…amazing house, plenty of $$$, blah blah blah) but something was missing (maybe my brain) so earlier this year I had a brief RL affair with someone I met in SL. Not pixel sex and a bit of ‘touchy touchy’ in front of a screen, but sneaking around for sordid liaisons and actual skin-on-skin steamy, hot sex. Sort of.

I ended it because his cock was unusually small and he dribbled a lot. YUK.

Go on…judge me. You know you want to 🙂

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whateves
Reply to  GrammarGal
5 years ago

What you’re actually saying is you’re a hypocritical selfish insecure slag who needed to get validated and rescued from the humdrum boredisium of momsville. You come here jump on your high horse, point and laugh at little grammatical errors because your so utterly discontented with your life. Like i said pathetic.

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Bruise
Reply to  whateves
5 years ago

“What I ASSUME you’re actually saying is you’re a hypocritical, selfish, insecure slag whoM needed TO FIND validatION. YOU NEEDED TO BE rescued from the humdrum boredOM of ‘Momsville’. SO I ASSUME THAT you come here TO jump on your high horse; point and laugh at little grammatical errors, because you’RE so utterly discontented with your life. Like i said, pathetic.”

Are you British or a poser? You should be better at this shit. I could barely fix it due to those run-on sentences. GrammarGal used to bug the shit out of me, but since I see how she sets morons like you off I kind of really like her.

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dolome Demonia
Reply to  Bruise
5 years ago

She is a Kiwi.

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whateves
Reply to  dolome Demonia
5 years ago

And you’re nazi

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whateves
Reply to  dolome Demonia
5 years ago

Nope british

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whateves
Reply to  Bruise
5 years ago

LMAO at you x

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GrammarGal
Reply to  whateves
5 years ago

Actually I look at this site for a bit of a laugh not to escape from some sort of hellish existence.

If you read my remarks carefully you would also discern that I laugh at myself because I don’t take myself too seriously, however, perhaps you’ve missed that. Comprehension may not be one of your strengths.

You judge, name-call, slut-shame and label others in a disparaging way because that’s the only means you can feel better about yourself. But I doubt you see that because it hurts looking too closely at yourself doesn’t it?

To passively criticize someone for being a mother through your reference to “momsville’ is rather sad too. Do you think of your own mother in the same way? Do you see her as having less value than someone else by virtue of her being a mother? Oh, and these are rhetorical questions dear…no need to answer them.

I’ll dismount from my high horse now and go back to my wonderful, grammatically perfect, life ?

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whateves
Reply to  GrammarGal
5 years ago

Um you asked to be judged, so I did. Your loooong responses here scream more than a passive interest in this site. And your predictable ” take a look at yourself” reply is just tired. Sorry I never read your remarks “carefully ” I barely skim them they’re so yawn worthy

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GrammarGal
Reply to  whateves
5 years ago

Well that says a lot about you. You don’t read things carefully but feel able to comment on them regardless.

Re judging… you clearly have no sense of nuance when it comes to language as you’ve completely missed the point of what I was getting at. Poor little you.

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whateves
Reply to  GrammarGal
5 years ago

Lol you just can’t help yourself can you. Always gotta have the last condescending pompous word.

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whateves
Reply to  GrammarGal
5 years ago

You’re stupid

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GrammarGal
Reply to  whateves
5 years ago

OK — I’ll bite…

Me, stupid? I don’t think so. I didn’t get caught and I walked away without a sexually transmitted disease and my dignity intact. I had some fun (despite the *awful* kissing. Don’t you just hate bad kissing?!!!) and nobody got hurt, not even “Mr Teeny Weiner” because I spared his feelings when I ended it.

So, I get to live happily ever after. That’s what’s really behind your comment isn’t it? ?

PS: Changing my name to “HolierThanThou” next time…hehehe.

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whateves
Reply to  GrammarGal
5 years ago

Lol actually you’re pathetic

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suck
5 years ago

Why haven’t any of the “gullible” ho’s chimed in yet?

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GrammarGal
Reply to  suck
5 years ago

Re #6 and “gullible” (sic)…

“Gullible” did impress, however, this week’s standout for me is #14 – the resident who talks to large quantities of shit.

From a linguistic point-of-view I’m also enjoying the abundant use of the word, “cunt”.

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Gianni Broda
Reply to  GrammarGal
5 years ago

Why do I standout…is it the font?

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Your momma
Reply to  suck
5 years ago

This is SL…they are all gullible hoes

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Your momma
5 years ago

This sure is alot of bitching and moaning about a gay guy using his mouth for something other than sucking cock

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Gianni Broda
Reply to  Your momma
5 years ago

Thats what im saying…and I actually like to suck dick .

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Gianni Broda
5 years ago

Oh…and also I would like to campaign for a better font on my photo. I just can’t help but feel I deserved better. I think I like this place though. It’s like all the shade you could ever dream of without having to suffer the consequences of saying it. Almost like a safe haven for those who are too weak to type to someone finger to finger.

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whateves
Reply to  Gianni Broda
5 years ago

I like you Gianni

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Gianni Broda
Reply to  whateves
5 years ago

I like you too 🙂

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Caiti Mirabella
Reply to  Gianni Broda
5 years ago

Right?
like I said earlier…predictable “gay” slur, comic sans font, and uninteresting “insults” give this a 2/10. Points for using the good picture tho.

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Gianni Broda
5 years ago

Interesting….someone who has a problem with me but are afraid to actually address me. What strange behavior for someone who plays SL.

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Grazi
5 years ago

Still need more shoewhore secrets, kthx.

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anon
Reply to  Grazi
5 years ago

perhaps there is no longer a shoewhore

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Grazi
Reply to  anon
5 years ago

So she’s making the jewellery herself now?

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Muses
Reply to  anon
5 years ago

Hahahahaha!

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Welp.
5 years ago

Dear Creator of Secret #14:

Why would he talk to much shit? Is there any chance that he could talk to just a little bit of shit? Or was it some sort of shit conference and he had to give a speech to all of the shit in attendance?

Please clarify.

Yours in Christ,

A Grammar and Spelling Fiend

P.S. I’ll wait for someone else to bitch at you for the unnecessary gay slur. Enjoy!

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Gianni Broda
Reply to  Welp.
5 years ago

I’m not sure how to get to this “much shit” seeing as though they used to and not too

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Oooooh Typo
5 years ago

#14…. it’s best to have correct spelling so that you don’t look like the bigger loser

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GrammarGal
Reply to  Oooooh Typo
5 years ago

You’re mowing my grass! hehehe

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Gianni Broda
Reply to  Oooooh Typo
5 years ago

Yea….its actually too and not to….but can’t expect everyone to insult with brilliance.

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not american or english
Reply to  Gianni Broda
5 years ago

Oh look! Another one that only speaks one language, acting all arrogant towards someone that speaks at least two, albeit one of them not perfect.

Until you can carry a conversation in a second language besides english, it would suit you to have some respect towards people with more skills then you.

Or at least try to be polite when we make mistakes. Because you have no idea how hard it is.

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Tsuki
Reply to  not american or english
5 years ago

Excuse me, I speak three languages and English is not my native language but I still take time to check my grammar before trying to act superior. Please take a seat.

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Gianni Broda
Reply to  not american or english
5 years ago

What in gods name are you talking about anonymous retard #2? If you’re going to go through all the trouble of making no name shitty posts about how much you don’t like people then your dumbass better know proper grammar. What kind of idiot insults people with improper grammar?

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Gianni Broda
Reply to  Gianni Broda
5 years ago

So basically you speak two languages but you only mastered how to write one? Are you absolutely positively sure you know two languages then?

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not american or english says
Reply to  Gianni Broda
5 years ago

I speak 4. And you?

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Gianni Broda
Reply to  not american or english says
5 years ago

I speak one language extremely well. Congrats to you for speaking four or two languages. I’m not sure at this point since the number of languages you speak has changed twice. If you’re responsible for the grammar errors though…then you shouldn’t include that language in your total.

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whispers magic
Reply to  not american or english says
5 years ago

Can you actually claim to speak a language if you can’t do it properly?

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Gianni Broda
Reply to  whispers magic
5 years ago

The answer to that is a big NO.

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Maxwell
5 years ago

#14 – DEAD!

I just removed him. Fucking annoying as hell.

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Jeepers Creepers
Reply to  Maxwell
5 years ago

Can we talk about his eyes for a moment

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Rawr
Reply to  Jeepers Creepers
5 years ago

ooo them eyes tho

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Gianni Broda
Reply to  Jeepers Creepers
5 years ago

I will come blink for you any time you’d like 🙂

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Gianni Broda
Reply to  Maxwell
5 years ago

So i’m annoying as hell but you just removed me? Were you not sure if I talked to much shit before?

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Tsuki
Reply to  Gianni Broda
5 years ago

Sounds like a sheeple!

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Gianni Broda
Reply to  Tsuki
5 years ago

Sounds like some whack pussy in my opinion…

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