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SLSecret: Week 375
· Lourdes Denimore ·
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Before we delve into secrets…
• If you hook up with a crazy in SL, it is not our responsibility to help you deal with that. If it becomes a RL issue contact law enforcement.
• Trust no one. If you tell people your laundry they will air it for you.
• Secret submissions are anonymous. We don’t know if your crazy ex or your abuela submitted them.
• Make your secrets legible.
• Do not contact us just to threaten us, especially with e-lawyers. We’ve been doing this for 12+ years. You are not the first nor will you be the last.
• Lastly, if the material submitted here triggers you, please get help. If the materials submitted here make you suicidal please see the suicide hotline numbers posted. They are there to help.
I dated number 10 Fun fact for you about her. HER WHOLE HOUSE SMELLS OF DOG PISS. NOT TO MENTION SHE HAS DOG HAIR ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I MEAN ALL OVER THE PLACE KITCHEN COUNTERS INCLUDED. Probably why she cant seem to find or keep a girlfriend. Also I have to agree she fucks over anyone she comes in contact with. Three years after meeting her in SL and dating her she still seems to think she can talk shit about me and I wont find out.
Bigot lol
to the creator of #12, can i hug you? You seem sad n lonely do u need a fake ass bitch frand?
#2 Alter Ego? Isn’t that their logo?
Just a reminder: We can tell when people are arguing with themselves and replying to their own replies like they are 2 or 3 different people.
Carry on…
Someone would actually do that?…LOLLLLLLLLLL. Why are people on this game so crazy lolllllll
Hahaha, you brought the entire feed to a dead stop – Well done, Lourdes!
A fun fact about #10 is she is the cure for lesbianism. Any girl who is questioning their sexuality should definitely date this girl. You’ll be riding dick and loving it just a week later. She has a knack for turning girls straight.
Gianni, you need to start a Ugly Little Sad Gay Boy(s) group. I would SO join.
Alright so that’s at least two members…anyone else?
I’d join…but..I’m not sad or gay or a boy for that matter.
#10 I dated her once and we met up in real life and I turned straight because her pussy tasted like raw fish
#10 She is such a hypocrite and doesn’t care about people. That’s why she talks behind their back. She needs to learn how to treat others. That’s why she is going to end up alone.
#10 Agreed. She only cares for herself and only talks to those who can benefit her or get her places in SL.
Well aside from the entertaining frequency of the use of the word ‘cunt’ this week, the only interesting one is #7. Tell us more, 7!
Further to #7 and for your enjoyment….
I’ll make a confession here in the comments, because I’m too lazy to open PS and make a “secret”…
I’m married in RL with children. I love my husband and my family. I have a great life (you know…amazing house, plenty of $$$, blah blah blah) but something was missing (maybe my brain) so earlier this year I had a brief RL affair with someone I met in SL. Not pixel sex and a bit of ‘touchy touchy’ in front of a screen, but sneaking around for sordid liaisons and actual skin-on-skin steamy, hot sex. Sort of.
I ended it because his cock was unusually small and he dribbled a lot. YUK.
Go on…judge me. You know you want to 🙂
What you’re actually saying is you’re a hypocritical selfish insecure slag who needed to get validated and rescued from the humdrum boredisium of momsville. You come here jump on your high horse, point and laugh at little grammatical errors because your so utterly discontented with your life. Like i said pathetic.
“What I ASSUME you’re actually saying is you’re a hypocritical, selfish, insecure slag whoM needed TO FIND validatION. YOU NEEDED TO BE rescued from the humdrum boredOM of ‘Momsville’. SO I ASSUME THAT you come here TO jump on your high horse; point and laugh at little grammatical errors, because you’RE so utterly discontented with your life. Like i said, pathetic.”
Are you British or a poser? You should be better at this shit. I could barely fix it due to those run-on sentences. GrammarGal used to bug the shit out of me, but since I see how she sets morons like you off I kind of really like her.
She is a Kiwi.
And you’re nazi
Nope british
LMAO at you x
Actually I look at this site for a bit of a laugh not to escape from some sort of hellish existence.
If you read my remarks carefully you would also discern that I laugh at myself because I don’t take myself too seriously, however, perhaps you’ve missed that. Comprehension may not be one of your strengths.
You judge, name-call, slut-shame and label others in a disparaging way because that’s the only means you can feel better about yourself. But I doubt you see that because it hurts looking too closely at yourself doesn’t it?
To passively criticize someone for being a mother through your reference to “momsville’ is rather sad too. Do you think of your own mother in the same way? Do you see her as having less value than someone else by virtue of her being a mother? Oh, and these are rhetorical questions dear…no need to answer them.
I’ll dismount from my high horse now and go back to my wonderful, grammatically perfect, life ?
Um you asked to be judged, so I did. Your loooong responses here scream more than a passive interest in this site. And your predictable ” take a look at yourself” reply is just tired. Sorry I never read your remarks “carefully ” I barely skim them they’re so yawn worthy
Well that says a lot about you. You don’t read things carefully but feel able to comment on them regardless.
Re judging… you clearly have no sense of nuance when it comes to language as you’ve completely missed the point of what I was getting at. Poor little you.
Lol you just can’t help yourself can you. Always gotta have the last condescending pompous word.
You’re stupid
OK — I’ll bite…
Me, stupid? I don’t think so. I didn’t get caught and I walked away without a sexually transmitted disease and my dignity intact. I had some fun (despite the *awful* kissing. Don’t you just hate bad kissing?!!!) and nobody got hurt, not even “Mr Teeny Weiner” because I spared his feelings when I ended it.
So, I get to live happily ever after. That’s what’s really behind your comment isn’t it? ?
PS: Changing my name to “HolierThanThou” next time…hehehe.
Lol actually you’re pathetic
This sure is alot of bitching and moaning about a gay guy using his mouth for something other than sucking cock
Thats what im saying…and I actually like to suck dick .
Oh…and also I would like to campaign for a better font on my photo. I just can’t help but feel I deserved better. I think I like this place though. It’s like all the shade you could ever dream of without having to suffer the consequences of saying it. Almost like a safe haven for those who are too weak to type to someone finger to finger.
I like you Gianni
I like you too 🙂
Right?
like I said earlier…predictable “gay” slur, comic sans font, and uninteresting “insults” give this a 2/10. Points for using the good picture tho.
Interesting….someone who has a problem with me but are afraid to actually address me. What strange behavior for someone who plays SL.
Still need more shoewhore secrets, kthx.
perhaps there is no longer a shoewhore
So she’s making the jewellery herself now?
Hahahahaha!
Dear Creator of Secret #14:
Why would he talk to much shit? Is there any chance that he could talk to just a little bit of shit? Or was it some sort of shit conference and he had to give a speech to all of the shit in attendance?
Please clarify.
Yours in Christ,
A Grammar and Spelling Fiend
P.S. I’ll wait for someone else to bitch at you for the unnecessary gay slur. Enjoy!
I’m not sure how to get to this “much shit” seeing as though they used to and not too
#14…. it’s best to have correct spelling so that you don’t look like the bigger loser
You’re mowing my grass! hehehe
Yea….its actually too and not to….but can’t expect everyone to insult with brilliance.
Oh look! Another one that only speaks one language, acting all arrogant towards someone that speaks at least two, albeit one of them not perfect.
Until you can carry a conversation in a second language besides english, it would suit you to have some respect towards people with more skills then you.
Or at least try to be polite when we make mistakes. Because you have no idea how hard it is.
Excuse me, I speak three languages and English is not my native language but I still take time to check my grammar before trying to act superior. Please take a seat.
What in gods name are you talking about anonymous retard #2? If you’re going to go through all the trouble of making no name shitty posts about how much you don’t like people then your dumbass better know proper grammar. What kind of idiot insults people with improper grammar?
So basically you speak two languages but you only mastered how to write one? Are you absolutely positively sure you know two languages then?
I speak 4. And you?
I speak one language extremely well. Congrats to you for speaking four or two languages. I’m not sure at this point since the number of languages you speak has changed twice. If you’re responsible for the grammar errors though…then you shouldn’t include that language in your total.
Can you actually claim to speak a language if you can’t do it properly?
The answer to that is a big NO.
#14 – DEAD!
I just removed him. Fucking annoying as hell.
Can we talk about his eyes for a moment
ooo them eyes tho
I will come blink for you any time you’d like 🙂
So i’m annoying as hell but you just removed me? Were you not sure if I talked to much shit before?
Sounds like a sheeple!
Sounds like some whack pussy in my opinion…
Re #6 and “gullible” (sic)…
“Gullible” did impress, however, this week’s standout for me is #14 – the resident who talks to large quantities of shit.
From a linguistic point-of-view I’m also enjoying the abundant use of the word, “cunt”.
This is SL…they are all gullible hoes
Why do I standout…is it the font?