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SLSecret: Week 362

08/02/2015 · Lourdes Denimore ·

Welcome to SLsecret, week 362.

1) crackers

2) judge

3) mentirosa

4) meshheadsecret

5) NotBrieRelaxPlease

6) rastrent

7) shade

8) shoe

9) siri

10) skeleton

11) yusothirsty

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#10FUCKTHEM
5 years ago

#10 BEST NON SECRET EVER. Onyx and Zaara are two of the nastiest bitches on the grid, that’s why there is no dev kit. It’s called control freakos. And lots of designers now loathe them. Karma works wonders.

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Thief
Reply to  #10FUCKTHEM
5 years ago

You stole my comment ROFL

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Anon
5 years ago

Who is #11 about?

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GrammarGal
Reply to  Anon
5 years ago

I’d like to know that too. Most weeks there’s a ‘secret’ involving Kermit and I can’t figure this one out.

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TrollKeeper
Reply to  GrammarGal
5 years ago

I’m fairly certain that it has nothing to do with either Kermit or Liptons. Probably more likely a reference to some very “thirsty” individual.

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Vagisil
5 years ago

@7

Ummm that’s a custom head on the left. Ew it’s looks like a pre-stage wip of the jem head. Poor thing….

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Lyric Lancrae
Reply to  Vagisil
5 years ago

Your name really gives me that feminine itch I haven’t had in ages.

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dazed and confused
Reply to  Vagisil
5 years ago

who is #7 even about??? its actually sort of insane how the mesh head industry is going so rapidly!!!! (most heads arent even that cute! especially that one rofl)

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Geifaggot de Frijoles
Reply to  dazed and confused
5 years ago

That head may look ugly as shit but its actually extremely practical you can open bottles with its teeth, file your nails with it, use it as a wide tooth comb, and even scatch peoples backs with it.

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whatever
5 years ago

oh dear we have resorted to racial slanging matches now, nice 🙂

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Popcorn Eater
5 years ago

Hey #6 isn’t a little sketchy to assume that locks and braids are only for black people?

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Lol
Reply to  Popcorn Eater
5 years ago

Box Braids and Dread Locks were started by black culture when black people wear them they’re looked at as trashy and barbaric but when white people wear them they are looked at as fashion forward and edgy its fucked up to just take bits and pieces from black culture using it for fashion without taking on the disgusting oppression blacks go through… It’s the same thing as a white person wearing a Indian headdress a bindi a Jew hat or a burqa. people who wear those are killed, acused as being terrorist ect but when white ppl wear those things it’s edgy and cool

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Na
Reply to  Lol
5 years ago

Dreadlocks were not looked at as barbaric or trashy. They were worn by Egyptians as a fashion statement, Jamaican surfers wear them because the salt water, sand and sea weed ruins their hair and makes it impossible to take care of (I know this second one because a teacher who was from Jamaica explained this), and yes, they have been worn as a religious statement. People take bits and pieces of others cultures because they find it beautiful, it moves them, they enjoy it. Every single race takes little things they enjoy from each other. It’s people like you that turns it into a racist or religious issue. You seem like the type of person that complains racism is still a huge deal and a specific race has it so hard even now, but then turns around and makes racist issues out of nothing. If you want racism to continue to lessen, stop turning something as stupid as a fashion statement into a racist debate. As someone who does feel racism is still experienced by every single race, some more than others, I always roll my eyes when I see people conjure up such meaningless issues. Is this really what you are choosing to complain about? Fucking hair?…

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I'mjustHere
Reply to  Lol
5 years ago

By your logic then, we white folks demand our “good hair” back. No wigs for you. Stop stealing from our culture. How dare you.

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Baby Girl
Reply to  I'mjustHere
5 years ago

No one is getting a wig made out of Jennifer Aniston’s locks, but nice try.

Most extensions/wigs/weaves are from Indian origin

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I'mjustHere
Reply to  Lol
5 years ago

Sorry. You’re wrong. Stop with all the “this belongs to XYZ skin tone folks only”. Dreadlocks, braids, ect have been found throughout history in eastern civilizations as well as African. You do not get to claim a hair style as all your own based on the pigment of your skin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreadlocks

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STFU
Reply to  Lol
5 years ago

Your whole comment is nothing but racial at its finest. To imply “white people” need to leave other cultural or religious fashion alone is nothing but ignorant. America is a melting pot of various cultures and backgrounds. The POTUS himself is half white/black. Not only that but our whole global community has become more connected than ever before. To sit on your high horse to throw stones and judge and assume others based on their appearance alone without knowing their background but only looking at the color of their skin is racial and ignorant.

Regardless, people should be free to wear whatever hair and clothing they enjoy, using someone else’s cultural symbols to satisfy a personal need for self-expression is an exercise in privilege as long as it’s done in taste and respect.

Now go gorge on your weekly dose of Chinese food and Mexican burritos.

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WahWah
Reply to  Lol
5 years ago

The store I think they are talking about is owned by someone from Japan. They make the best braids & dreads on the grid for YEARS and they use various models of many skin colors in the past. The last few releases did feature an Asian looking model. If that is who they are talking about they should check out the WHOLE store & past releases to see the diversity in the pictures. Plus I don’t think the creators care how the models look they just trying to sell the hair!

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Popcorn Eater
Reply to  Lol
5 years ago

I stopped giving a fuck about your opinion at “Jew Hat”.

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lol
Reply to  Popcorn Eater
5 years ago

ik you did because your white mayonaise scum w/wanna be locks urself

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Popcorn Eater
Reply to  lol
5 years ago

Shockingly I’m not white but nice try 😀

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Elrida
Reply to  Lol
5 years ago

Did you just say “jew hat”…ugh I hate that term. Kippah, or Yarmulke would be more suitable!

Anyway Number 10 has me in fits of laughter, great secret.

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Lyric Lancrae
5 years ago

lmao @ 10. The wait is real.

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GrammarGal
Reply to  Lyric Lancrae
5 years ago

Yeah me too!! That is, I really did LOL in RL (ass still intact though) hahaha

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Suck
5 years ago

Saltines > Goya

Goya are basic wannabe saltines

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Curious reader
Reply to  Suck
5 years ago

who is/are Goya? Is it a store?

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kesseret
Reply to  Curious reader
5 years ago

Its a brand. They make the better mainstream Mexican seasonings. Etc

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Lourdes Denimore
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Reply to  kesseret
5 years ago

Frying up some Goya chorizo right now to go with my eggs for breakfast.

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