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SLSecret: Week 338
· Lourdes Denimore ·
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Before we delve into secrets…
• If you hook up with a crazy in SL, it is not our responsibility to help you deal with that. If it becomes a RL issue contact law enforcement.
• Trust no one. If you tell people your laundry they will air it for you.
• Secret submissions are anonymous. We don’t know if your crazy ex or your abuela submitted them.
• Make your secrets legible.
• Do not contact us just to threaten us, especially with e-lawyers. We’ve been doing this for 12+ years. You are not the first nor will you be the last.
• Lastly, if the material submitted here triggers you, please get help. If the materials submitted here make you suicidal please see the suicide hotline numbers posted. They are there to help.
Popcorn Eater says
So you all are fighting over whether its weird to have the illusion of a threesome with 2 or 3 ppl involved? You know what I think is weird? That so many SLers take that poseball rubbing thing as real sex…get off your PC and get laid for real … But discussing fake virtual sex of other ppl is probably as close as many of those ppl even get to real sex…and to all those ppl laughing at them…who’s the sad one? Some couple who’s trying to “live” their “kinks” together in a way so both are comfortable with the situation… Or someone who is sitting behind the PC and discussing someone else’s sex business while their last sexy time only involved hentai with bad subtexts? Sorry but although I am in SL for many years… I will never get why RL married or partnered people… rather hump their pixel partner instead of yodeling the sh&+t out of their RL partner but that’s another story lol and for the couple in this secret…hump on 😉
bunch of crybabies says
lmao you people crying and complaining about some other store re creating a headband inspired by a real life design. Get over yourselves. You can’t steal a design that wasn’t yours in the first place. Let creators make whatever they want! They put the effort into it and its not like they stole parts from another store, If you don’t like it don’t buy it?? Like seriously what is the point of making a secret out of this.
This isn’t gonna stop anyone who wants the headband from getting it. Id rather buy a design I love remade by a better creator than wear some old primmy one that was on the grid “first.”
Huh? says
#2. Your secret absurdly obscure
Moon says
Moon is a hair brand.
Anon says
#5 – Unless you were physically on the sim to see who was there and what was happening, how do you know it was her alt and a threesome?
Just maybe says
Maybe one of them isn’t being as discreet as they could be considering the secret a couple of weeks about a some other playmate.
Just maybe says
Apologies, that should read *a couple of weeks back*
SLSaddosUnited says
#5 – FINALLY a good secret, I’m sure it will enlighten many, or not. Threesome saddos scare the shit out of me. In both lives. Sadly they are the majority of SL residents.
tag team says
Good or bad there is nothing wrong with threesomes if people want to connect in this way. What the secrets poster is saying is that using their Alt to make up the number was a little bit sad on their part. In my opinion, it’s slightly weird too.
yeah but... says
maybe they brought the alt out so that their guy (i’m assuming it was was a woman with the alt) didn’t start something with someone else. like give him the fantasy and not worry about him cheating behind her back. don’t tempt the person. i don’t think it’s weird i think it’s smart haha.
Yeah but no ... says
It is sad and yes, weird too. Inflating someone’s ego is one thing but to diminish your own by playing second fiddle to yourself in such a scenario just to placate someone’s fantasy isn’t smart at all. I doubt the guy would settle for that, soon to become boring, illusion every time; he’s more likely to search out the real thing; with or without her. It’s a can of worms!
Blingtardette says
except now he’s got a taste for threesomes he might want to experiment further…
Anon says
Unless the secret maker was actually there, we don’t know that it was an alt or even a threesome. I’d really like to see the secret maker back up their claim for once.
DOH says
DOH! DUUURRR.
Charlotte says
@ #1 I am a designer and content creator for SL, since 2007. I create 100pct origional content for the platform and other 3D environments. Unfortunatly I have been copied over and over again, not to mention the stalkers. It’s exhausting, filing DMCA’s, I find myself googling my work, searhing the MP, pawing over blogs just to find out who is copying me. It’s very hard being an origional creator everyone wants to copy me, because other people lack imagination and talent.
say what? says
Ok but if you are. the headband maker you didn’t make an original item from your imagination. unless you were the first to make spiky road headbands (which I doubt). People get items from the net from rl stores, it happens. So please don’t get all indignant over a spiked rose headband.
Ugh, says
Your spelling is atrocious. One downvote for you!
Carry on.
Indigo says
And that’s how we all know it is the infamous Elle Cresendro posting. No less than using the name of the girl she real life stalked. Looks like she was mashing the keyboard again spittle flying in her hatred and uncontrolled impulses.
Think Sunshine summed it up well last week. Let the crazy entertain us.
Elle oh no please don’t go after me too, like you tried with Sunshine last week. (Full disclosure I am a guy and you don’t stand a chance).
Cara says
What does your gender have to do with anything?
Indigo says
Hi Elle.
Hey do you need some keyboard wipes? Spittle can make things sticky. Did you do all those unlikes by your self I am flattered.
Blingtardette says
if I had actual 3D modelling skills there is NO FREAKING WAY I would be wasting them trying to earn pennies on an outdated platform where all most people want is lameass copies of stuff that already exists.
(well, ok, I might chuck a mesh penis on marketplace, but after that I would be done.)
Too late says
Too late, there’s already stiff competition on MP
Indigo says
Lol best comment of the week.
NoneYaBizz says
LOL the threesome secret. Too funny!
lerntoignore says
#1, duh that’s what you get when you copy from a RL design. Unless you mean both copied from RL, then yeah both are copycats. Just google for “rose spike headband”.
in SL we see the SAME of the RL trending stuff in a bunch of stores. That is SL for you.