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  1. Wow, this week was kind of… lacking?

    as for 11… if you actually know people who do “photography” which I say very loosely because it’s SL…. You’ll know they have various people come “model” with them. It doesn’t mean they’re in a relationship, they’re taking a pic together.

    Everything else was kind of dumb. Mischief managed has people roleplaying FROM thirteen to eighteen, it could have been an older student?

    Child sex is against TOS, and anyone even touching it should get the boot in my opinion. Every other post is more or less bitching about men getting tired of a girl, someone being a slut because you don’t like what she does with her second life, etc.

    Gimme some C O N T E N T

    • Ask not what Virtual Secrets can do for you. Ask, what can I do for Virtual Secrets? Go make some drama and contribute to the content. Join an MC, make a baby face avatar, scam some people. Piss some people off. There is no free ride here. You gotta give to take.

  2. #1 – What is happening there 0_0
    #2 – Okay?
    #3 – I never seen a Man entering this thing for all the years it has been around.
    #4 – We know you love it too, don’t be jealous.
    #5 – That is pretty weird…
    #6 – Literally who is this?
    #7 – SL logic: “Boobs and Ass don’t make you an adult” … “Boobs and Ass? You’re an adult.”
    #8 – Every strip club is a carbon copy of the one before it.
    #9 – What is this, a soap opera recap?
    #10 – Fucking yes!!! If wasn’t for a hovering name tag you can’t even tell the motherfuckers apart!
    #11 – Jealous he’s pulling guys while you sit there day in and day out waiting for an IM? The only reason you know she’s on those sims looking for something is because you are there too.
    #12 – You people keep complaining about events while you keep going to them, creators don’t release anything in their stores anymore because there the items sell 4 times less. Blame yourselves.
    #13 – I hate these, they are particularly hilarious when you don’t even are in RP or kinky groups, stop casting a net that wide guys… Also, SL is a visual medium, if you want text only there are no shortage of other places to RP.
    #14 – How is that avatar in the picture even fat? And it does look like a real woman instead of the teen/young-adult look that most of SL has. Also, lol at “gone and not returning” sure sure, we all know what that really means is “I’m making an alt.”
    #15 – Fuck your font, I’m not reading that.
    #16 – Cannot take these serious, it’s like kindergarten children playing pretend, specially so when one group tries to start drama with another, what are you gonna do exactly, rez a particle emitter on their sim? Yeah, that will show them not to mess with terrifying thugs like you, they’ll be shaking in the sculptie/mesh boots.
    #17 – We found the only hypocrite on SL everyone, because having in a profile “I’m not into sex, that’s stupid” and exclusively hanging at sex sims isn’t a thing…
    #18 – That happens when your head is “too big” Doux is shit when it comes to this, even with rigged mesh there are ways to mitigate this issues as others do, but you ask Doux and he’ll just say “edit your shape” how about no? Your shit should adapt to me, not the other way around, specially when you make hair exclusively for tiny little pin heads.
    #19 – I’m all for calling out inappropriate RP (done it myself) but this is just too forced, you actually got the ready the damn notecard? Perfectly fine explanation written for people SUCH AS YOURSELF, seems to me you are just on a slacktivist on a quest trying to make yourself feel good about yourself as you tell yourself you are a good person and you did a good thing…
    #20 – Well as long as you keep going to events like there is no tomorrow, new events will keep metastasing.
    #21 – Wasted opportunity for the overly attached girlfriend meme…
    #22 – Never put yourself in a position where you feel like you don’t have a choice but to hand out money. I know people that make friends specifically for that purpose, if they ever ask, kindly tell them you have your own bills to pay and you can’t feed another mouth.
    #23 – Either you are jealous or you’ve been friendzoned.
    #24 – Too right. This here is Posh Deluxe, if you don’t know Posh, she’s a hypocritical cunt split between what she WANTS TO BE and what she ACTUALLY IS. She wants to be a strong independent woman with high moral values that fights for equality and wants to smash the patriarchy. What she actually is, is a cock sleeve fuck meat that likes to be used like a cum slut and put in her place as the toxic masculine guy that she got all wet for is currently fucking her sees fit. Now, there’s nothing wrong with being a sub/slave/cumslut, but it gets obnoxious when we know you put up a show with all your slacktivism and then you take a guy to your bedroom for him to spit on your face, slap you and have his kinky dirty way with your body leaving you like a messy rag, that is who you really are, embrace yourself and stop being miserable pretending you don’t like what you love, come out of the closet already!
    #25 – I’m just gonna assume chainsmokers is some sort of swing club?
    #26 – Starting to get too common, guys love the thrill of the chase and then they get bored with a sure thing and want a new one, and since they have a lot to pick from they can’t help themselves. I know more and more they are making a few alts so they can take turns in them disappearing and leaving girls behind before they circle back over and over again. Maybe stop putting out on the first date?
    #27 – So by that shot we can tell you are actually her friend, so what’s the deal? You don’t like it when she goes out with guys and leaves you behind? Why you still hang with her?
    #28 – You go into Gor and all you see is this, at least this one is trying to be all men and just just putting a cock on.
    #29 – This seems to be a new thing now, nose bump so your avatar looks “oh so original” the problem is no bento mesh head was made with this in mind so either it doesn’t work or it works like shit.
    #30 – Classic “respect my right to choose how I wanna make my avatar look like but don’t you dare say I can’t be in the parcel that you pay for and run a club in with rules you written, that’s racist!”
    #31 – Crazy idea, maybe don’t have alts? Because now if you come out and say “this other one is my main” you’ll never be able to restore the level of confidence you might otherwise could have had. But we all know you are gonna try to get that person with your main too as if you didn’t got that individual in your alt already…
    #32 – Naria was never nice, besides having the most obnoxious laugh in the world she’s also a cunt, but now she got some traction she started to realize she can get more flies with honey, I.E. free shit from content creators so she’s going at that angle instead.
    #33 – Classic “make darker shades” *makes darker shades* “omfg, did you just tinted white skins to do these, fuckin disgusting!!!”
    #34 – zZZ
    #35 – Fuck your font.
    #36 – Isn’t A&D a shitty male clothes shop?
    #37 – We can tell you are not jealous at all of this person…
    #38 – So which one did you wanna be fuckin, the guy or the girl? Use your friendzoned time better.
    #39 – Then don’t call it original mesh if you lifted it from someplace else or copied a design. People are a lot more lenient when you are just honest “modeled after the D&G so and so sunglasses.” Don’t even get me started when they get the mesh from websites that specifically forbid it to be uploaded on SL over the LL ToS.
    #40 – The barrier for verified females lingers on just having a female friend willing to step in for you, or just using a morph, or hell, you can even deep fake looking like a young woman now like that Asian granny did! So I’d say you can’t even rely on cam girls anymore, just watch a porno?
    #41 – Ah yes, from the culture built around thuglife, pimping, selling drugs, doing drivebys that prouds itself on specifically breaking the law and disrespecting authorities, a trait that has been immortalized countless times on rap music comes the cry babies claiming they are unfairly targeted…

  3. Attention secrets readers.. adore is livestreaming on youtube xD
    perhaps we can find out the facts on whatever the naria secret was loll

  4. #7 Sorry, but who are you to judge a body? in RL i was a size D at 13 years old. what you mean implants? lol

  5. #16-#46
    Find it funny you calling mc’s out yet your insignia on the m.c teleport board leads to a dead land …lemmi guess this is a diversion tactic.
    Dumbasses.

  6. I swear these posts are *yawnnnnn* I feel like there is nothing really interesting in any of these. Next?

  7. Big Johnny Biker here.

    How dare you fuck with us bikers.. Rebels of the internet and tough mother fuckers. We don’t play shit around SL we will use every tool and hud to hurt your pixels as much as we can and that’s about all we can do.. Well we might try and threaten you with law enforcement but that’s about all we can do but still you should fear us!

    The toughest roughest bikers in SL

    • Look at you, brave anonymous troll! This sounds like you tried to join a SL MC and were rejected. Hahaha. But Hurt Much?

      • LOL like a MC would ever reject anyone; they’re all desperate for members. What you should be worried about is how you’re a reject from life.

        Also, literally no one with any intelligence wants to join any group with grown adults who can’t spell “butt”.

      • I’m offended as a possible candidate for the SL virtual bikers she was just about to take me in too :c

        Nah, who am i kidding? I’m not old enough for their clique of elderly dementia ridden nutters.

      • When I are urself animeisshite ur alright. Keep doing that n stop copying britbong. It was cringe.

      • Everyone likes you much better when you’re not just saying “pedo pedo pedo” all the time, I think is what all these responses mean. Even trolling needs to have some logic. =P

      • Do i need to get my “possible” sl biker friends to hurt you? Nah who am i kidding? of course they could never even be possible of hurting anyone. 😀

      • I know! How dare they! They’re not being actually brave and tough like virtual bikers playing pretend! The audacity and the gall they have to mess with them. Boy, if I had a linden for every time I felt the need to protect myself from the threat of the extreme presence of a MC, I could finally support my pretend Zooby babies that I totally have and am not making up for this exact comment.

        Won’t someone think of the (very tough) feelings of the geriatric virtual biker gangs? :'(

      • They are so brave they bring out their huds and their pixel guns to assert their dominance. Hows that for noble?

      • but hurt much? when a freak can’t spell butt.. theres problems.

        “I’m not old enough for their clique of elderly dementia ridden nutters.” <– xD

  8. Okay had a proper look today:

    #31 She isn’t the only one who will “never understand”, I wont either. Just grow a pair and confess your love rather than pasting it on here for the world to see
    #40 Did a double take at this for obvious reasons
    #44 I think she meant “don’t randomly friend request me, leave that shit for me to do”
    #45 The dead sea called, it would like its salt back

  9. The SL MC club is srs bsns.
    They just emailed me to demand to know who posted the secrets “RL law enforcement is involved”.

    These people realize they aren’t really riding bikes and such. And althought TV romanticized MC gangs the things they did were illegal and they were not good people.

    • i’m contacting a lawyer on them as well.. that post just made me fucking choke on ice. xD

      damn who wants to go trolling tonight? i’ll even pull out an alt.

    • Nothing is quite so hilarious as the “Internet Tough Guys” who can threaten to kick your ass while struggling to locate the space bar. But dat generic biker look is savage AF on the polygons, tho

      They might TYPE LOUDLY IN YOUR GENERAL VICINITY! Be ascared! Be very ascared!

    • Oh god, now you’ve done it. The last things you’ll hear before dying (of laughter) are the sounds of a box-a-day old person trying to Internet tough guy and the ‘vroom vroom’ of hot pixel hogs roaring in the distance as they try to pass sim crossings. Woe unto you, Kess.

      Better hire my bounty hunting services, I’m listed under “Rusty Shackleford.”

    • you know I find the rather funny. Some little Snowflake got but hurt because a name was throw out. Dear god here is a problem. was you bullied. Wait yes cause word where thrown out there. Where you Threatened. Yep cause your group was called out. Big bad people having a fit about the smallest. Yet you think a Lawyer is going to jack or shit about it. Your funny. You might end up being Laughed straight out the office and in to a hugging jacket. so go on with your bad selves Waste money. Do what you have to is fix your snow flake ego. Cause it hurt so bad to hear another group call you out. Yet thank you for the good Laugh. I choked on my jack and coke.

      • did you write that after downing the bottle of jack? because i dont get it xD

      • Do your nurse/carers know you’re up this late typing in a fit of rage? You’re gonna give yourself if a stroke if you carry on the ay you are gramps

    • I am outraged that they are outraged.
      Be careful, they may pop a few caps-lock in your ass, send a random tp or fly by your sl homes.
      Let me guess, standard issue uniform, black leather vests, black leather pants and black leather boots.

      • And Flexi hair. For some reason a lot of them have this inability to not wear outdated stuff.

      • Seriously, going to one of their clubs or events is like going back in time, at least 5 years and that’s if you’re lucky.

      • @Pocketsand: After the trailer park manager threatened to evict them because they spent all their rent on fancy virtual hair in 2007, they haven’t been able to bring themselves to purchase it again.

    • True bikers don’t need the law LMAO!

      Gosh they are funny tho.

      • They are also ex/retired cops IRL allegedly.. Gotta remember that 🙂

      • o.0 talk to the hands famous LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL’s are far more scary to me. xD
        i can see her crawling down the stairs after me like the chic from the grudge/juon laughing like that

      • ooh no.. =/ there is NO tiptoeing in the grudge..she crawls down over her own arms. lol this is my fav time of the year halloween and leaves falling and apple pumpkin everything.. best part of where i live

  10. 19. I have fairly large monitor and still can’t read a word of your ramblings.

  11. #42 – so why is Tempest a liar? Doesn’t everyone know she fucks her boss, Gospel Voom, in IM when he’s with his partner?

  12. #19 Yes, we all understand the dd/bg thing but do you have to LOOK 12, with pigtails and a binky?

    • they got so many excuses for the shit they do.. so they don’t feel disgusting about themselves. they know they’re gross. lol
      keep side eyeing em like me xD

  13. FFS these secrets the past couple weeks have been BORING give me that facking teeeeeeeeeee3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea

  14. 19. [daddy dom / little girl] [ageplay]

    man’s voice: “corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture”

    Pam: “it’s the same picture”

    • Ageplay is being any age you are not. Most 99.9% of users in SL ageplay by simply using skins and shaping younger than are in RL. However, ageplay doesn’t equal sexual ageplay. Little’s zone is not sexual. There is no sexual contact and never should be. It is a mindset of more innocent behaviors and thoughts, needs. It is NOT someone stating I am pretending/roleplaying to be underage. Maybe you should learn a bit more before spouting off ehs?

      • We all know what ‘littes’ are ffs. What we all don’t like is the fact they intentionally look less than 18. They often must state in their profiles that they are 18+ because they know damn well they look nowhere near 18. We all want to look cute. Cute and childlike are vastly different in my book. My avatar is cute but she definitely looks like an adult.

  15. A few things. I have nothing directed to anything specific on this weeks post. I can however tell you it’s all garbage. Either it’s a bunch of riddles that you have to figure out what the hell it’s about or who. Can we please get a tutorial out there to all the rejects on how to properly submit their trash? Duds. Every bit of it.

    Ps, like seriously.. everyone go out in the real world TODAY and get laid. The harder, the better. You could all use it. PEACE AND BLESSINGS ????

  16. #37

    Love her blogs hate her boyfriend the guy hangs out with literal trash

  17. Number 22 is about me. FYI my rl ex husband pays for the sim. My SL husband and RL husband is dying of MND, got an issue with that feel free to message me and I will happily show you documentation to show that he pays for it and that my husband is dying.

    Coward for doing this, we do not need this stress with my husband having months to live.

    • Tbh IDK how you even read it to know it was about you. Your decoder ring is on point

      • I know because the benefit was for my husband, the same person that posted that to this group has been attacking me via email

    • Don’t worry about it, can’t read what it says, fucktards posting in stupid fonts making it unreadable.

    • @Ayesha. I am so sorry for the pain I am sure you are both going through. Dealing with something like this should be the least of your concerns. Alas, the internet can be a cruel and unforgiving place at times. My feeling is that most sense well here what is worthy of banter, lightheartedness, or discussion. For that reason no one paid attention to this secret. And, quite often, the posters of some secrets make more a fool of themselves than the recipient. This is assuradly the case here. I hope you pay no attention and will focus on what’s important going forward. You are a hero as a caregiver.

  18. 3. Um.. people take “pageants” in SL seriously? WTF.

    4. Oh, they’re a slutty whore because they said no and didn’t do what you want? Gotcha.

    5. “Doms” on SL are generally not actually Doms, moreso just abusive cunts that hide behind a self imposed “Dom” title to excuse their abusive behaviour.

    11. Lots of people do collabs for pictures. If I like someone’s look, I’ll use them in a shot. Doesn’t mean I’m fapping with them.

    16. See response 3 but insert MC instead of pageant.

    18. Fix your head.

    19. Oooh, a post for ants! Hell yeah ants. You go little guys!

    25. Do you even like The Chainsmokers bro?

    28. Gender stereotype much? And I’m sorry but pussies are tough af.. they can take a pounding and stretch 200% their normal size. Can’t be said about dicks.

    33. Because being pale in most Asian countries is the way to be. Have you ever tried to shop for foundation there? There’s usually two colour choices. “I live in Finland” and “I live in Ireland”. Pick your pale. There are loads of wonderful other skin designers that do Asian in darker tones. Like Boataom for one.

    46. Please see response to 3 and 16

      • Calm your bimbo tits, Aims. Your secret sucks, and yeah, you’re making it more than obvious that you posted #19.

      • I’d say that became obvious when she posted the higher resolution version in the comments

  19. This is how i envision my love story with grandpa.
    https://youtu.be/gGdGFtwCNBE

    and i’m not mad at Jane Doe.. she has the perfect name already when she comes up missing for gpa flirting. lmaoo xD

    i wish everyone a happy weed filled day. toodles =*

  20. 47. Tell her you will find out after going back to 4th grade for some English.

    • Psst, SL is world wide. Not everyone has English as their first language. Don’t be a cunt about it.

    • English? Hello, this is planet earth.
      Also, your “Perfect” English doesn’t make you less of a cunt.
      Ps: English is my 6th language and I can still tell you aren’t articulate enough for a native.

  21. #18 – Clearly it’s rigged mesh, and clearly it’s not rigged for your head. That’s what demos are for. When bento heads came out, I learned that a lot of my favorite hairs that fit me perfectly did not work with my bento head, and I can no longer go to my favorite hair salon and just buy a hair without doing a demo first. Oh well … life goes on.

    • Clearly you are as much an idiot as the OP. Fix your fucking head shape, that is the problem. Your fucked up shaping, thinking it looks good. That’s why you got bento. To use the sliders, umm so use them? I have heads from almost all the brands, and never have issues with my hairs that can not fix. It’s not the hair designers fault you are a moron.

      • lmao im an asshole i agree.. but thats a fucking imposter… KESSS can i buy my name? as a perk please..
        i mean i agree with fake me.. but i didn’t write that. i have NO idea where commas go. xD

  23. #4… Just quit SL already, your husband did already. I guess he knew how good he had it with you but you are still on SL worried over SL dudes/fake friends. There is nothing here for you just leave and stop having your midlife crisis already.

    • must bother you she’s met a guy , gone to rl, many use sl …married or not, you obviously dont know her and it bothers you so much she has a sl & rl/ lol sad you even give a fuck. Go back to your fake life , this place is made for people like the person who commented lol- think about why your sl is so fucked up and fake 🙂

  24. 5. Which homophobic piece of trash posted this? Since when, in your teeny, backwards mind, can a Dom not like pink or be gay? Snore.

  25. #17 Um Looks to me your a fan of Naddel but in denial Because her so called ” Best friend” is just as fake as whoever you are and Maybe people change their minds where they wanna hang out Whats it to ya huh? Jealous ?? well shes better off with out her so called Best friend you claimed she had cuz Trash is exactly what you all are have fun with Trash cuz Naddel don’t want none …Buh Bye 😛 and ps this post was extremely Lameee…Bye Bitches…

    • Wow, this was extremely painful to read! You should really consider hooked on Phonics.. or just some basic form of English class. The fact that you are taking up for such a known DRAMA QUEEN says a lot about you. This post WAS lame. You’re just as lame for commenting on it.

  26. PERFECT! thank you all for showing us who all the tasty sluts are this week and where to find them! making it easy

  27. #8 confuses me how do you copy from clubs? If you are talking about looks and there are that many that they copied the looks from then isnt that just taking inspiration? …If you copy styles from all those different clubs isn’t that its own thing by that point?

    • Those clubs must all hire guys there maybe that’s what they stole from those other clubs. ???

    • They are all the same the pretentious wankers lmao clubs in SL are boring retirement home wannabe whore holes. It used to be a starter job in SL to get Ur first Linden’s. Now peeps try make it like a snobby over strict boring shite holes with no originality. They really need to get over themselves.

  28. #40. Kira Killed impact. With her two-faced ass bullshit. Never met someone who talked so much shit about her”freinds” in my life. You think she’s being nice to you try stepping out of the room for a minute. Impact is the worst club you want some real girls, not people using voice mods to pass go to Addiction.

    • Scams killed Impact. I was friends with some of the ladies there. I quit going when I found out the auctions was rigged. I was told the owner picked who would win and most of the winners worked at Impact on the male side. ??? They kept everything in house.

    • Yeah go to addiction if you want lazy hookers who will boot if you sit and don’t tip. Not to mention the girls who do get tipped will sit there and milk money out of guys right in front of you not even suggesting to tip all the girls they will drain guys of every last linden they have because they are selfish. Yeah no addiction is a joke

      • If I were bored and desperate enough to be a stripper in SL, I wouldn’t share my “clients” either; why on earth would I suggest someone who wants to tip me, then in turn tip everyone? If he wants to give me “every last linden” he has, that’s his choice. Do you think that’s how it works in rl strip clubs, like do you think they share that way? Hell no LOL

        Maybe if other girls get tipped and you’re not one of them, take a look at what you’re offering and try changing that to meet what the tippers want. Instead of being salty and jealous of girls who can “milk money out of guys right in front of you”, pay attention and see how they do it so you can get paid too. That’s how the world works, not “Tip one stripper, tip aaaaaaall the strippers!”

        Or, you could just like, buy your own Lindens and maintain your dignity; that’s always an option, but it doesn’t seem to occur to SL strippers and escorts.

      • be less is spitting facts. so many strippers in SL but it takes the fucking mind of a hustler. most of ya only hustle to the fridge. xD

      • To be real most “strippers” only get really big tips from their friends anyway, or people they’re clipping pixels with. If they decide to spread the wealth to the other people working, it’s just their lucky day the person decided to play baller.

      • they talk so much about voice mods when dudes rp as chics.. but they’re actually the ones who need voice mods.. the hill billy chain smokers.. lmao im not sure if thats a fetish.. probably is.

      • Apparently you don’t understand how this works. A lot of those people are there for their RL jobs. Not because they want to be, but because in RL for one reason or another, they can’t work (most are disabled in one way or another, or can’t afford child care etc, some are in college and need some extra money.. stuff like that).

        So yes, they will boot your ass if you’re trying to freeload (sit in their work space without paying). They are there to earn money, so why on earth would they suggest you tip someone else? It’s a ruthless sales business, and they’re selling themselves. And that sale is mostly to customers that treat them like absolute garbage.

        So the next time you go to an SL escort club, don’t sit unless you’re buying, and if you’re buying, pay attention to the lady in front of you, breaking up your 50L tips amongst 5 girls just makes you look like an asshole. A cheap asshole.

      • getting paid in Linden is an excuse. you can work at a real site and get paid in dollars..this is what happens when your trying to work on a game..most people are calling it fantasy and the other 1/2 are trying to pay bills. smh all crazy in my book. xD
        p.s. look for grandpa i read he’s a big tipper. xD

    • LOL someone trying to advertise from this i think? There are much better clubs out there than addiction. JS.

    • She didn’t do anything bad why the fuck is she on here? She merely explained the difference between things. How is that offensive enough to end up on here ?

    • Don’t know her or the club but her profile picture doesn’t look anything like a child. Maybe a drugged out meth head with atoo much makeup on? Trying too hard shape that’s not even human realistic and the cheeks are sunk in as fuck, cheekbones too low for childlike as well. Her NC is correct and a good message to understanding the differences. Avi still looks like crackhead shit not a child.

      and no not every relationship is sexual, get your minds out of the perma gutter and might realize D/s isn’t about sex.

      • everything in SL is about sex. it shouldn’t be .. but it is.
        everyone going to that event is going to buy cute kid shit before they get banged by daddy.
        face the truth

  30. Dildo Riders @16 &46, by your grammar skills, it looks like you’re the ghetto skanks that should leave your trailer park and go back to school.
    Call someone out? How about log into Second Life and let’s play!

    • LOL Typical second ;life freak wanting to fight it out on a game.

      • What exactly do you do in the game, strip, prostitute, slut? Ohhhh, maybe you’re a model or a DJ hahahaha good on you! How about you come play with us freaks. You might like it XD

    • just curious if they logged into second life but no one knows who they are…how exactly would you play?

  31. #15 Holy hell dude, why don’t you use a font nobody can read?! Oh yeah…. you did. What’s the point of talking crap about someone when nobody can even see what you’re saying? My only solace is that I can safely predict it was probably not worth reading.

  32. Ayyye I just wanted to say thank you for everyone saying I have Box Titties! I have said for years its like a damn XL grand cannon. Thanks for noticing, I worked really hard to make sure everyone knows. If anyone needs proof about said box titties just let me know. I will take a break from the minecraft porn I’m now doing, these box titties have found a weird little niche. I don’t have to post the names you can find me on, someone else has nicely done this already. <3

    • its not your tits that are square honey, its your roblox-sized cleavage. i hope the minecraft porn works out for you, since that’s the only place that will jerk it to your square set jaw too.

  33. 33. try “non native” and “pepe skins” they have darker Asian tones, Pumec has one too

    • Any place with some darker/redder Native American ones? Sadly, the place I got mine from stopped making skins, so I can’t get a darker tone.

  34. #19 I can’t read any of that lol and I know some designers who are in the BDSM kawaii event who are def, not pedos it’s just a bdsm event not everything in the lifestyle is even ddlg and ddlg has ranges. Not everyone into it is into age play or age regression some times they just like girly things and also happen to be submissive. Other than that all sorts of things are in the BDSM lifestyle rope bunnies, dolls, pet play, sadomasochism..ect maybe look into something before you just talk shit about it. I don’t know why kink-shaming has become so popular lately but last time I checked what two consenting adults did in the bedroom was none of my business. If a guy wants to shove a pastel dildo up his ass who am I to judge and an event who provides pastel dildos in my mind isn’t that bad who cares if the sex stuff is in girly colors people who like pink need to get there rocks off to.

    • Even if one of the adults looks like a child…RP’s as one? have you looked at it? No.

  35. 7: It is realistic, actually. Way moreso than the kids who walk around looking like six year olds when they’re supposed to be at least 11. Some girls develop earlier than others, and sometimes they develop pretty fast. I’ve you’ve ever spent time around actual middle schoolers, you’d realize there’s a massive level of variation in development at that age. Girls as young as 8 or 9 can start developing breasts, and yes, by the time some are 13, they’re fairly large chested. It’s out of line of what we expect from SL, but it’s completely in line with RL.

    • thats exactly why the baby faces are nasty to me. I have a 6th grader in my family and shes pretty developed for a little kid.. and she looks like a baby in the face.. let me find some old cringey fuck like in SL harassing her.. you’ll get to see me on the news xD
      I’ll have a HUGE smile in my mugshot like Katt Williams does in his. lol

    • Yes that’s true in real life but on the sim they have specific rules that say no big chests or big butts.

      • The only rules in their dress code pertaining to that are against those old school mesh boobs/butts people wore before mesh bodies were a thing. This person is using Maitreya without any extra enhancements. And even on size 0, Maitreya butts are huge. When my character was younger I purposely wore standard size bottoms to decrease her butt size.

      • “And even on size 0, Maitreya butts are huge”

        Thanks for the water that just came out of my nose… like, wow. LOL

      • to be honest with you it could be the outfit shes wearing.. because she IS covered.. i have an outfit that makes me look thicker than i am

      • I have no idea why anyone would thumbs down that, a lot of clothes are rigged far out from the body and make you look bigger than you are, like “fat” even if your usual shape is not very thin. That’s part of why demoing is so important; just because it doesn’t clip into your body doesn’t mean it fits. That gap between the clothing mesh and your body ain’t cute, either.

      • i have a stalker here.. as soon as i type within like 3 seconds they down vote..lol its kinda of amusing they care so much about me xD

      • That was me this time on the down vote above. Just for posterity. And hope you are having a great week, @me.

      • xD I’m just trying to make the Sl’ers feel at home.. they love all this grandpa pervy play

    • Naw, no “child” has a body like Kim Kardashian. Early bloomer is one thing. Being that voluptuous And calling yourself a child is ridiculous though. She looks thirty, not thirteen.

  36. Surprised there was nothing about bird boy/bird shit this week. Squak squak. Lmfao

    • I mean could he get much more roasted? Pretty sure that call out on the car from his flickr is the most upvotes a comment has ever gotten; at least it’s the most I’ve ever noticed.

    • I mean honestly he removed all the girls from his picks, I think he finally might be done. Or … well wishful thinking 😛

      • People like that never really leave. They just try to run to an alt no one knows and continue their fuckery. I imagine it would really hurt though, to have to give up that persona he took so much time building.

      • thats the truth.. they dont go on vacation either.. This asshole i used to know would tell me he’s going away to all these extravagant places and he was just going to the next hood sim on his alt. freakin loser xD

  37. #11 I know the individual who made that post. I don’t understand why her ex would blast her when he was jumping around with other girls shortly after their break up in the first place. You just had pics of another girl on flickr, but deleted them. You don’t own her. If she wants to mess around on a virtual world/game then let her be.

    • Let me tell you why, because he is the typical macho “alpha” that plays to be a daddy in SL but his balls havent drop out of his body… ( Dude grow up, you don’t own anyone, and even less in SL, get a real life. )

    • I do too, and he’s 100% right, this girl is mad wierd and goes around fucking men in relationships. +10 for this post, whoever you are you need to learn your friends better Banana

      • @Cunt… see I have known who BISHOP is speaking about for 10 years + and I can say this dude is a complete psychopath. I am not gonna sit here and call her innocent. None of us are .. However. She did NOT cheat on Bishop with the dude in the pic.. and FYI.. one of the dudes in the pictures ISSSS BISHOP.. The other guys she met on my Sim well after Bishop was let go.. He is an idiot.. He isnt even a Daddy . I wish people would stop saying he was. He just likes to play roles .. and I can assume who this cunt person is. I can take a WILLLD guesss you also know me. Last I checked .. anyone can mess with whoever they want.. its none ya f*ckin business. and this little high school burn book sh*t is pathetic. YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US… WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU.. get over yourselves.. Who gives a shit who f*cks who. Bishop MOVE ON DUDE.. no one wants you. 😉

      • I’m actually friends with both of them. he does the exact same thing (cheating, messin’ with taken people), then cries about being single and how no one loves him.

    • Leave it to a virgin cuck to get mad about a girl who doesn’t want him. Who the hell actually takes the time to post a secret about a girl doing whatever she wants with her SL? Bitching about her flickr, but homie, one of those pics has you in it, and the others aren’t your business. Kitty is a grown ass woman, and being as you aren’t her owner or keeper, how is what she does any of your business? How about you stick to what you know, and carry on being a carbon copy of every other white haired emo boy on SL? Obviously she can’t be bothered to deal with your shit, so you bring it here in an attempt to get a gaggle of people on your bullshit bandwagon. Weren’t you just at Gpa’s yesterday with a bitch on your back? Are we just gonna gloss over that while you try and talk about how she’s a virtual slut? Boy bye. Let this girl live her damn life, Bishop. You ain’t shit.

  38. Divine Riders …. what who are you again ? I bet you hide behind ban lines and cry like little bitches that you are. Come on and lets play when you know how to play with the big dogs.

    • All you MCs are nothing but a bunch of pissy ass chihuahuas barking at the end of your leashes. Stop being keyboard warrior and better your lives.

    • Hi, I’m looking to join one of these MC’s. I have a leather allergy though so was wondering if khakis and a polo are acceptable attire during gang fights? Also, do you have day care available?

    • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      *wheezes*

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      My pixels will kick your pixel’s asses.

      Jesus, y’all are a bunch of bellends.

    • LMFAO dude #you know me, all that made me think is how embarrassing for u. Ur not intimidating or ever will be so off u fuck for ur bath sweaty

      • I am taking furious notes on how to talk “SL MC.” Just to clarify, is “bath sweaty” an important term I need to remember? If so I will practice saying this in front of the mirror tonight with a glass of Pinot Noir and some bad ass attitude. I got this.

    • The state of virtual bikers… I wonder what goes through their minds when they type shit like this.

      I mean….. You’re typing this from your condo in the retirement home or some trailer park… Why are you acting so hard? Go take your blood pressure medication grandpa.

  40. 25. Whoever wrote this is a fucking no-lifer. Shes a beautiful girl with a beautiful heart.

  41. 38. Let them fucking be? You jealous that two people can make things work in Both worlds?

  42. #40. Jokes on you. Gigi doesn’t work there. Think you might be upset you weren’t able to get you some of that manly dick for a dollar. I’m sure you can find her elsewhere though.

  43. #40 I would say theres around 5 clubs that really only hire 100% females. The rest will hire anyone and anything that walks through the door.. You can tell which clubs there are instantly….Any new club that starts off with minimum 10 on staff you can be assured they are not all female.

    • just because they’re 100% female doesn’t make them hot tho. lmao i know men who look better than some chics. ijs
      i would rather cum to carmen carrera than honey booboos mom. but thats just me. Usually you go by whats visually pleasing and since your not touching it.. who cares

      carmen
      https://gyazo.com/e0c231ada66784e203dda7173524f375

      mamajune
      https://gyazo.com/a97f09fbcef25d0080ca269bd235db87

      i picked june because its more actual what you’ll really get.. i say who cares because your only going to be imagining that shes your kind of hot anyways (whatever that may be) . no?

      • June looks like fat disgusting feminist pig. JS..

        Why would anyone want to hire such an atrocious fucking monster of a human being?

      • well i agree here anime.. shes a great poster child for a lot of SL chics. Should be watching her kid instead of getting cracked out with some loser of a guy lol i wouldn’t call her a feminist though.. she actually NEEDS a man before her own child.

        looks like 4 mama junes disapprove my comment lol

      • Don’t think it says anything about whether they are hot or not LOL. Did you read the post?

      • thats my point.. who cares if its a female.. is that ur only fucking standard? lol ugh losers

    • Don’t call women ‘females.’ It makes you sound stupid.

      • nitpicking is far more stupid. at least they didn’t say thots, hoes or bitches.. you hate when i do those. xD

      • It makes you look stupid when you try to correct a small thing like this. 100% women female wtf does it even matter.

    • that aeryn absent/vixen ashdene chick has some real ugly ass tits in RL, I don’t know why she thinks it does her any good to keep showing them off like that. She should take that money she keeps spending on trying to be a success in a video game with and fix that weird ass double square shape between those tits. She keeps bragging that short ass dude shes fucking is just a sugar daddy, make him fix those damn titties, gurrrrrllllll.

      • no one likes you either rissa. not that they’d say that to your face. also good attempt at spelling machi’s name, you having issues there bud?

      • @no baby and identity issues much – stick to the same username please.

      • Well I didn’t comment but thanks for thinking bout me babe ????

      • I’ll have you know I chose this name unknowing that your Juggalette posse had a Machi involved in your underground ICP porn shenanigans. But since you seem to think I’m Rissa. I got news for you Kat, I’m not. But maybe this will help you figure out who I am. “You got weak ankles.” ?

      • lmao they come on SL to role play ICP and the Juggalettes. i cant!
        trailer park as fuck… i thought the juggalos were about acceptance .. what you all fighting about?

        id still rather fuck carmen carrera…..thats what SL stip clubs really look like. lmao fucking road maps and c section scars at its very best – actual juggalette contests lmao
        ↓↓↓
        https://youtu.be/Nds0INvtaSI

      • Abso-FUCKING-lutely. Hopefully, she takes the advice and gets her sugar daddy/boyfriend/’I-only-use-him-for-his-money’ guy to pay for some drastically needed body alterations.

    • I would like to know what 5 clubs have all females working??? After becoming friends with most owners they tell me what ones are guys so I know who to avoid. ???

      • Fine is it better if I use the right pronouns for you all. They tell me who the “Trans Ladies” are. ?

      • LOL. I think we all really know the ones that do hire trans ladies. Those are the ones that are on here on a regular basis. The Clubs that are not are the few that have the real deal. ( jtbc. Clubs at the top of the chain ) Not these ‘i am here today gone tomorrow’ shit holes.
        I will give you a few club names to make your day……… BGS, Indulge, Impact, Eden, Addiction

      • Also didnt peaches work at indulge and impact i seem to remember some big drama around then so i guess they do hire guys lol

      • The sad thing is if they would just admit it I bet no one would care. It’s just the fact that they lie and when you call them out on it they get all pissy. I remember back in the day at ? s 18 or whatever it’s called. I had a friend that worked there so I would go see her. One of the other girls where Trans and the three of us would troll people and have fun. Now adays everyone is stiff as a board and gets offended by everything.

      • Yes she did. She also worked at Unleashed and a few more before pathetically trying to open her own place. EPIC failure that was. LMFAO…..She is now on an alt working at one of the clubs i mentioned before.
        Also just a fyı.. With many of these clubs but not all….. They only voice verify so i will leave the rest to your imagination on what i mean 😀

      • O.o heres another one.. Liasons…Now called Redangel’s hires men using mophers. 😀

  44. 30.
    That’s not racism, darling. Drows are not real beings. Kindly look up the definition of RACISM before you so ignorantly fling it around to get what you want.

    46.
    “MC” groups in SL always make me giggle. Whoever wrote this and then the other, please share us a link to your “fight” I so want to see the “carnage.”

    • MC’s – Were a group of old retired retards pretending to be hard cases like we were in the old days except on the internet. This is why we allow these mother fuckers to be abused in retirement homes.

      • oh god… im agree’ing this week with anime. lmao xD I’m surprised though they even know how to use a computer.. actually scratch that.. trolling videos prove they don’t really press buttons just redneck voice..

    • except the fact it basically was …..if you are a elf with white skin you are perfectly fine….but damn if you are a elf with a dark black skin you are not human ….thats pretty much what it boils down to …Racism boiled down to the color of the skin. besides that a elf is a human form …its not a furry , its not a beast ….its a human form with pointy ears which they allow pointy ears so it basically came down to the skin color white your good to go and human form ….dark black nope your not human form.

      • In the strictest of terms, yes you’re correct. The literal definition of racism is happening here.

        Except elves aren’t real. Furries aren’t real. None of it is real. So, as a concept to anyone with common sense; this form of “racism” doesn’t exist and really is a little insulting to real world minorities who suffer it even to this day. I think that’s what people are taking away from that aspect of the OPs post.

        Other than them being a whiner that they can’t keep breaking rules on a sim they don’t own.

    • all those MC people look the same too, sculpted “leather” vests…….system jeans….flexy hair, no hips, or shape at all except maybe some boobage…and the orange tan skin with the heavy eye makeup…..oh and the ugly ass boots they all wear. so hot……

    • Not all the MC groups are that bad. I agree some are but some of those groups have some good people in them and fun to hang out with.

  45. *14 LLMFAO funny the douchebag and his slut are not meantioned Nealy whos in every partnered man’s ,IMS want a list of them we have them. She just managed to get a sucker to bite this time. Give it two weeks and she be crying cuz is a long list of women before her She fucks anything in pants and thinks LOVE of her LIFE Careful ladies your man may be Next!!!!!

    • id like a list, dear. below my comment would suffice. xD (i have no idea who that is..but im sure someone does)

    • fact is if i had been fucking char, she wouldnt have been with a douchebag who scours the internet for pics of other mens dicks to send to women because he’s embarassed by his own. and the fact is i don’t need to sneak around in people’s im’s because i dont do anything i feel the need to hide from. unlike a couple of twats who dont even have the balls to reply to me but hide behind anonymity on sl secrets. char gonna be ok. but nealy is gonna be butthurt when addi starts ghosting her and fucking around. and she can start looking for men again and fuck around on him. cause it’ll happen. start the timer.

      • sips on the iced vanilla chai….and dies @”scours the internet for pics of other mens dicks to send to women because he’s embarassed by his own.”

        someone should get the person thats really good at finding the source pics to find the actual man from the dick pics.. that would be dope. xD

      • It’s unfortunate but a majority of these cock pics being circulated are mine. I was a cock model for over 20 years and these photos of me are readily available for free online and far too often used by men in SL. Just google “the world’s most beautiful cock.” I’ve considered filing a DMCA against some of these SL bastards but don’t want to be a dick.

      • No 14- I’ve seen Charity at Big Daddy’s plenty of times. No, I don’t know her but to lower her standards to fuck someone like Keesie, come on girl, you can do better than that. *smdh

    • This is Char!
      yeah Baby! I love the fact that i am a bad taste in someone’s mouth! It means i am doing something right!

      • Char, first of all you just showed how little class you have from the above post. Everybody knows you’ve been fucking Keesie for years, Stella was too stupid to know it. That’s the only reason he kept Stella around because she was too dumb to know how he is. Can’t get laid in RL, be a man (?) hoe and boost your confidence in SL, isn’t that right Keesie?

      • so, some clunge who hides behind “Char’s friend” wants to discuss class or act like you know me in any way? i put my name on my post. char put her name. and you…only make shit up if you can hide. so yap away little puppy. unlike you, i don’t need to hide from a single thing i say or do. and at the end of the day i still get to be me and you, well you’re stuck being you. a spineless twit who only talks shit if nobody knows who it is. i win! it cracks me up the number of times i see people commenting about how its sl, you cant really do anything anyway. lets say thats true. doesn’t that actually make it more pathetic people like you comment on here under unclever names? it just really has to suck to be you.

      • What would you do if you had these people’s SL usernames, huh? Harass them in world? Use all your alts to keep bothering them after they block your dumb ass? Stalk their profile and try to grief their hangouts? Make SL secrets about them? What exactly difference do you think it would make?

        C’mon, keyboard warriors. Explain this stupid shit to me, how having someone’s SL username makes things better, or how using yours makes you “brave” compared to those who don’t. Because to me, it looks like the people who use their SL names on the secrets are desperate attention whores who have nothing else to do, trying to milk all the excitement they can out of getting responses here, while the rest of us are too busy enjoying our SLs to want to deal with any of you off this website. So actually- it sucks to be you. I leave this site behind entirely when I close the tab; you’re the one carrying it over into SL.

      • i don’t have alts. and the only reason i know this site exists is because people have messaged me about posts. but lets be honest, the comment about “i leave this site behind blah blah blah youre the one carrying it over into sl” ummmmm isn’t it about sl? didn’t it start with sl and get carried over here? there seems to be something wrong with your logic. but then someone who says entirely stupid shit about people having nothing else to do except get responses here while you enjoy your sl while responding here and not enjoying your sl just doesnt seem to have a lot of logic skills to begin with.
        as far as being an attention whore, i put my name on my post because i have shit to hide from. thats why i dont have alts. i am who i am and if someone doesnt like me, well then theres probably something wrong with them. what it looks like to you is your choice but the reality is making a fake name here to make up rumors about people is just fucking spineless. because people like “Char’s friend” are the same kind of cunts who hide behind a fake name here but then want to act like you’re best friend in world. but you keep making excuses for hiding behind other names if it helps you feel better about you, sparky. 🙂

      • newsflash Keesie.. second life names are fake too. getting their resident name isn’t like getting their government name.. so stop trying to sound like you have any sense yourself, sparky.
        people thugging it out on games yelling inworld on voice.. lmfao retards.

        so easy to be fucking hard when you can’t actually get hurt.

        why don’t you invest in spokeo and bring it to the bitches rl house. see if you have those balls. =)
        if you don’t.. you sound just as stupid as your net thuggin rivals.

      • That was an amazing comeback to such an idiot as Keesie. Thank you for your intelligence me.

      • Way to not answer any of my questions, while rambling about absolutely nothing and sounding like you’re jerking yourself off in the process- over using one fake name instead of another LOL

        So STUNNING and BRAVE

  46. to the maker of secret 39… today is September 15, 2019… i recall that exact convo maybe word for word like a year ago here. let it go. get medicated

    p.s. i love adore..let him have his fun while the rest of SL is blowing their daddies, and pretending they’re actually cute.

    ooh i almost forgot.. the doux secret.. blondes look GREAT fix your head or use a bigger size dumbass.

    • “ooh i almost forgot.. the doux secret.. blondes look GREAT fix your head or use a bigger size dumbass.”
      This just made me spit my tea all over the place. Thank you for the great laugh

    • Doux is my girl&guy loving those hairs and I were light colors.

  47. Small example of what ugly bunny is capable of,she changes people,she screws over mental states so much that many have turned to suicide,she laughs about it,many get stuck in a abusive situation due to her where they feel that they can’t escape from it,she causes people to hurt them and judge them ,and they act like full morons and get one sided,she leaves them with no choice ,threatens them into joining her abuse,and threatens them daily with bad things if they don’t do as she says,many have left her fully broken and what’s worse with no backbone,because she damages the Ego that much.

  48. Morning All, today I practically spit out my coffee at some of these “secrets” from laughing too hard here!

    16 & 46) ROFL… no matter how you try to look at it… Any and I mean ALL SL MC’s are a bunch of wannabes so go on and do your “cat fights” it sure does give anyone else a good show to laugh at.

    3) Why would anyone want to do a pageant in the 1st place it’s a total joke; specially in SL.

    39) Started out reading this one with just an eye roll for yet another complainer of how it’s some sort of crime that SL creators get their inspiration from somewhere just like RL Designer & Artists do.
    Then I came upon “AZOURY IS LIKE THE ONLY TrUE DESIGNER IN SL. WHAT-A-SHAME!”… buahahahaaha omg LULZ
    why am I laughing here? Well because they to are just like everyone else and get their ideas from other RL Artists! I even have a couple of examples:
    https://i.gyazo.com/cd5958c65ec498aeb03553e801a8263f.jpg

    Thanks for the laughs

  49. I would say liar,liar thongs for hire right about now,as she knows full well what actions she does,but she just doesn’t give a fuck,she makes up excuses daily to cover for it too,don’t get too wet darling your evil side might show.

  50. Also congrats my Ex has once again went with a path of stupidity,as it may not be known ugly bunny tryed to hop in my pants too but I rejected the abusive cunt she feeds off of any miscommunication situations,and she is a known hacker,the entire relationship she was after several cocks,she abuses anyone she gets with claiming shed change and never do it again ,but keeps control and she downgrades people ,and a proceeded fact she is a full physco she can hold a grudge or stalk others for years.

    • why can’t anyone in secrets ever spell psycho right? lol
      and i would play you if you were mine too.. you’re a man?? and you bitch THAT much? ugh fucking turn off.

      • Yup, there’s a distinct lack of self-control shown by this series of comments. He’s too angry to even finish a thought inside one box, too eager to post his rebuttals; gross. Least attractive personality trait possible in a man, tbh, right up there with passive aggressiveness.

      • yea.. hes the guy from last week(end of the week) that went crazy over an hour typing to himself.. like the convo was dead and he was READY TO GO.. lol fucking weirdo
        don’t date those kinds ladies.. they fucking cry more than us.
        someone pass that lil bitch some midol.

  51. Oh boy, motorcycle club drama. Nothing beats laughing at a bunch of old people pretending to be hardcore.

    #30 – I don’t see the issue here. They want human looking avatars. If an avatar only has pointed ears or a tail, that’s pretty uninvasive. You still look like a normal human. Drow skin is a pretty big step up from that. Besides, you can actually have surgery in rl to have pointed ears or even some types of tails. You can’t give yourself grey skin unless you’ve got a disease.

    If they asked you to change after a few months, either the higher ups hadn’t seen you yet, or someone complained. My guess is they were bending the rules a bit allowing you to keep the tail in their request in the end, though. Just suck it up, you were getting away with not following the rules and now you have to, just like their other guests.

    This is sounding like when furries used to scream “fursecution” when sims would tell them no. It’s kinda insulting to call it racism, truthfully. Racism is a real problem, unlike this.

    • I basically said the same thing in my post about #30. Racism is a real thing, but it’s also an accusation often unfairly made when someone hears or experiences something that they simply don’t like. In SL, this situation is more like adhering to a “dress code.”

    • Imaginary races cannot suffer racism, period. LOL

      I can hardly believe that even needs to be said; it was kinda painful to type. At any rate even if they did have racist rules, it wouldn’t matter; sim owners in SL are not required to be fair, or display any form of equality. The virtual land they pay for is completely under their control within TOS and even if they just didn’t like you personally for whatever reason, they’d be justified in a ban. The only person wrong is the one who thinks they have the right to use other people’s property against their wills.

      • i wish Kess could circle in red marker the first sentence of BeLess’s comment.. we really need that highlighted . xD

    • IKR? I said this on my other comment fat disgusting retards and retired senior citizens trying to reminisce their days when they were younger and hardcore.. Nowadays they are getting whats coming to them. Abuse via the aged care system.

    • I agree, the word Racism, is tossed around too casually and it’s a real-life issue. Claiming that a club wanted you to change your skin to reflect their rules or dress code is not racism. Most places, before you go too far onto their land, have a greeter that normally hands you a card with the rules or the greeter states the rules, if they are short and sweet. Either way, you knew the rules and decided to keep going there and kept ignoring the rules, until someone said something.

      Last, but not least, if you are paying their bills, then yeah, I guess you would have a say in the rules but otherwise, you are out of luck here. If you want to keep going to that club, you are going to have to comply with their rules.

      • And just to make it clear, a donation that goes toward the tier is not a reason also to bend the rules. It’s completely voluntary.

      • Thank you for pointing that out. I had forgotten that some people act like they are the owners if they donate 100L to club tier.

      • theres a 99% chance their only banning themselves anyways lol so i guess its fair.. i mean people have no furrys clubs its all the same.

    • Pocketsand…the issue is White Elf perfectly fine and human form ….Drow Dark black bad and not human form …even through they are both 100% the same and hell Dark black is a real skin color you should see some of the very dark RL black skins. Drow skin color a dark Black, she says grey but if you actually look at her its dark black, is no different than the color of a Dark black skin in RL. when they say Human FORM ..not you must be human …they typically mean the shape of the body i e elfs are generally considered human form ….where as furries and beasts are not. so yes i agree with the poster …it boils down to the SKIN color and nothing to do with the FORM….a Drow skin is in no way shape or form a BIG step up from being human Form , it in fact the posters skin color is very damn close to the skin color of a real life friend of mine.

      • Your butthurt by proxy doesn’t make the idea that someone is being racist against a fucking elf any less funny. You poor uneducated soul, has no one ever explained to you that “elf” is not an actual race, species, or anything that would qualify it as such?

      • What you’re not getting is it literally does not matter. Even if the owner is a racist and said it outright- “I don’t like dark skins in my club and I’ll ban them” – so what? That means if you have a dark skin you’re not wanted there, so why would you want to be there? Buy a sim, open a club, only allow in the people you want there; you can do it too. Anyone can.

      • Here is the problem people are having with this post: A club has an obvious request that the patrons be human (“human form” being the obvious bit of that.) The poster said the skin is grey, you say its more a dark black. Her use of the term “grey” tells everyone her skin is greyscale by definition. Greyscale is a variety of monochrome shades. Humans contain pigment in their skin (pink undertones, yellow undertones, neutral “beige” undertones, pale olive skin, deep warm brown and so on.) You’re arguing this is racism firstly against a drow avatar on a game which is ludicrous in and of itself but from her own words, she was not, in fact, in human form. And if your friend’s skin is as similar as you say, please take said friend to a doctor because it’s not a healthy for a human to have grey skin anywhere on the greyscale spectrum. But please correct us all if your friend was indeed wearing a beautiful deep cocoa skin from ItGirls or something. Otherwise, no, a grey skin isn’t “human form” no matter how upset you two get about it. Surgeries for ears exist, tails built with mechanics that allow it to move exist. Grey skin lacking any actual color does not.

        And much like other comments are saying, racism is alive sadly today and people struggle with it daily. It’s not okay to be throwing around this word because someone said “This isn’t allowed” and you replied with “…except for me WEEEEEEEE”. It washes out the severity of what that word actually means and what happens to many men and women even now.

      • On an aside. I love it when Pepperidge Farms comes around to remember.

  52. #9 and #32: Is this the same Naria that this week hosted live some 100K Linden drawing and, oddly, was one of the winners? Sounds a bit like a contest put on by Trump to win a weekend at one of his hotels – and Putin won.

    • Yes. The competition was rigged for her to win of the prize. The sponsors of the competition asked her to advertise the giveaway for publicity, then gave her lindens as payment for her advertisement in the form of her winning the prize. two birds one stone. So in that way, the sponsors end up not really giving the real people lindens. or at least give out less lindens to real people. Do you understand how many designers actually suck up to Naria and gave her gifts in hopes that she does not say bad things about the designer items? they try to add her as friend, compliment her, give her lindens to give away to her subscribers. Naria knows she has power over them.

      • are you ok Ms Tea Spiller ? u wake up in every morning with this type of stories in your head ? this is so stupid …the Giveaway is LIVE …she use an random picker for comments … how just how the fuck u see this to be rigged …and the The sponsor cuz she is just 1 never said that the Host can`t join the giveaway .-.. there have been every mounth of Giveaway 10k for 10 people evey one win by luck and so she did …but because she is Naria ofc your butt hurt could not take it ,,… my sugestion Ms Tea Spiller think before you talk cuz u make no sense

      • Look who is talking about not making sense. Yes, the contests would be rigged with Naria. Do you really think she is going to play fair, when playing a trash-talking, crass and ignorant individual works more for her? She gets attention by putting down creators, bad talking about events and yes, rigging contests.

      • Get laid and stop bothering with stupid shit 🙂 you really have nothing better to do in your life?

      • and there is other one that need to learn to spell xD bye felicia :)))

      • Tea Spiller is making perfect sense. its so Easy to create and code a webpage to press a button and get the exact results that you want. Things can be faked even if its “live”. Not only that, a live broadcast can also include a pre-recorded clip animation. example: Think about how people catfish others using fake webcam sessions. Does Naria think we are stupid?

      • It’s done live for months now … If you think its rigged you dont have to join … no one really cares tbh. Again I never from the start hidden the fact I joined the giveaway so you know if your gonna be a sour puss so be it … again not my problem. Everything is done legit, I know that the owners know that and most of the people know that. Thats all that matters to me!

      • If it is really legit, then you should not be joining in. In a legit contest, the host and members of a company that is responsible for the contest or anyone putting a contest on, do not normally join the contest, to ensure that there is no bias or questionable actions. As for it’s going live, as someone explained quite well, it’s easy to code that button to give you the results you want. You are so full of BS, Naria.

      • Again I got a green light from the owners of the giveaway to join the contest so why not join? Anyway they already gave out to people around 600k Lindens all together do u really think we would bother to fake a giveaway for 10k … Be serious. Anyway guess if your offended by it please be sure to not join it next time … thanks. That’s all I’m gonna say about that

      • “Everything is done legit, I know that the owners know that and most of the people know that. Thats all that matters to me!”

        Correct me if I am wrong. But that sounds eerily like a tweet from Trump.

      • The more she defends her actions the more shady it sounds ya all i guess that bitch feels guilty inside otherwise she wouldn’t bother here with those lame ass comments

    • Welllll if you want to know dumdum she even say it in one of the vid that she shared the winning with Luka and Tim .. U just dum ?

      • look @BitteMe.. i dunno if you’re trying to write bite me or bitter me .. but no one calls my grandpa DUM.. xD B

      • I love that people get voted down here for misspelling, lol. Call me a sadist, if you will. XD

      • It doesnt matter if she shared it or not. Its that fact that she won. And if even she did share it, she shared it with her friends only. She didnt share it with her subscribers. The sponsors definately wanted Naria to win.

        And on a seperate case, if you watch one of Luca’s old videos where she did a spinning random comment thing to award prizes. Naria won there too! why did Naria win?! I believe Luca did fake the spin and have Naria win.

      • gawd and hes bi-lingual fans myself. ?? lol

        i googled the word before i wrote and got side tracked to someones deviantart xD

      • I really hope you are not german, because if you are…. The german speaker on here are f**cked!

      • Of course I am not. Did I verwechseln you? Now, may I offer you a Radler, Frau Jane? Come sit and we can watch my VHS tapes of David Hasselhoff live in Berlin.

      • @Slingshot… The one about being german was for the bitter person… But I gladly take the Radler and some biscuits n gravy, please…! 😀

      • Are you flirting with me, Frau Jane? Radler it is. But I only have biscuits and gravy for @me. A special recipe to her heart as she is das besondere Mädchen.

      • Hell no… Im not flirting with you 🙂 I just like food 😀 And besondere Mädchen are always special .. If its not biscuits and gravy…. Uhm… What about… Uhm what about a roast or something stew-ish?

      • Neeeeein :O If you go for Hasenpfeffer… Make a Sauerbraten mit Kloß und Sauerkraut. 😀 I need to go to bed… Viele Grüße 😀

      • Pssshhhht… It is actually CurRywurst!
        Sorry… I often read the grammar teachers on here… Wanted to be one as well!
        I hope you dont mind! 🙂
        And people keep in mind… Just because is not an native english speaker, does not mean that he or she or whatever it is, is able to speak more than just one language! And before madness comes over me… Ive already blamed him / her too… :X Have a wonderful evening, Slingshot 🙂

      • how americunt of you, WOW google translate worked for you. Congrats? loser hahaha

    • I don’t know about that contest but I have seen her throw other ones in the past, so maybe. Either way, her and her little group of so-called vloggers, are mostly just toxic looking for attention.

  53. How did #7 get approved at MM? They don’t allow that extreme boobs and ass, you also have to submit a photo of your character so that’s odd. I think I’ve seen them around the sim but I’m not sure.

    • That’s because it’s not extreme. It’s just the angle of the pose/AO making it “jut out” like that. As odd as it may be for some people to imagine, having boobs and curves at 13 is not abnormal in the slightest. Breast development can happen as young as like 8 years old, people get their periods around then too. MM only disallows add-on enhancers (like tangos and stuff).

  54. Damn……Furio Ghost…Still at it with that same old intro IM. Would have thought by now he’d have change it up some! Cant teach an old dog new tricks, or even an attitude.

  55. #9 #32
    Everyone should get a life .. Drama is everywhere the only reason people attack Naria and Timm is because people wish they was them .. Tugs and Darkana strong womans ?! Naria trying to be tje leader .. Wtf u talking about .. No one forced no one to be an Panthar .. Learn every story have 2 sides you tearsty cunts see only the bad part because you love the drama as much as you complain about it ..

    • Actually you are wrong. Naria is the one that is always telling HER own side of the story. Naria goes on live stream to complain about people and things, and then the supporters lift up Naria. Her supporters think that Naria is perfect and does no wrong
      We actually never heard the victims’s side of the story.
      Naria got upset when Darkana removed her display last name Panthar. Darkana has the right to do this. But Naria got upset because she wants everyone to have panthar last name. and said something to Darkana. Then Darkana didnt want to give into to Naria’s demands and quit the panthar gang. For Tuggy, its the same story. Naria doesnt really care about Tuggy’s feelings. Naria knows she can easily throw away other friends because she always have Tim. So Naria never cared if she hurt Darkana or Tuggy.
      Naria acted like she is 100 innocent and blamed other people as the reason why she doesnt have girlfriends.

    • Who, in their right minds, would want to be a classless, narcissistic, and highly toxic drama whore, like Naria?

    • We only hear Naria’s side of the story. Naria is a famous youtuber with lots of mindless supporters that praise her. Naria litterally made a video blaming Tugs and Darkana as the reason why she no longer has girlfriends.

      Tuggy wanted a closer relationship and talk about RL too, but Naria wanted to keep the relationship shallow and didnt listen to Tuggy’s feelings. so Tuggy left. And Darkana removed her display panthar last name because she wanted some independence, but Naria attacked Darkana for it. so Darkana left.

      • ok it looks like you know alot about our lifes …first of all Darkana just slow left from the group ..was one question adn she was out no one attck no one …and second of all Tugs didint left because she fight with Naria ...she left because i fight with her ...we understand that she was busy in rl and shit we did suport her how much we can ..and then i had it and tell her ,..(you do you) which made her go crazy ...so stop saying Naria is the fucking master minde ,.,... u guys know shit ...if tugs talk shit everyone belived her ...when she had problems with who the fuck was on phone ...with me ....when her mom died who was on the phone with her calming her down .,..ME .... so stop fucking acting like we didnt care … ALWAYS 2 SIDES OF THE STORY … if u talk shit about people know exctly how it happens before you open your mouth … TIMM

      • No. Darkana removed her panthar display name first. Then selfish Naria attacked her for it by questioning why she removed the name.. So Darkana left the group because she didnt want to deal with Naria’s controlling issues.
        As for Tugs, she was upset with Naria for not paying attention to her feelings. Tim might have cared. But Naria NEVER cared. Tugs still stayed in the group because she loved Tim very much. But when Tim try to protect Naria, then Tugs saw no reason to stay. Because it was 1 vs 2.
        The point is Naria never cared about anyone’s feelings.
        Tim is alright, except he thinks Naria is a queen. She controls his life.

      • Realness. First of all If your gonna make a story up about me at least make it believable. First u say I’m controlling about the people around me and I care what someone surname is and on the other sentence u say I don’t care about people. How does this go together If I don’t care I wouldn’t care. Again I try to be an open book about everything that goes on in our Second Life but people still come out with stupid stories. If u would be around us u would see we cared a lot about Tugs feelings and there were other problems also in real life cause u know not everything revolves around second life. The only people who really know what went down is us and at the end of the day that should not be your business. But that’s how it is aperently people will always come out with stupid shit stories. At the end of the day I’m in SL for my own fun and if you like me or not is not my problem. If you watch me then enjoy if not I’m not gonna loose any sleep cause of it :p

      • @NariaPanthar, you are wrong.
        Realness makes perfect sense. You care only about controlling someone else for your own desires. You want them to have your last name because you want to be the leader. And You dont care about how others feel. You dont care about what others wants and needs. They want independence. They dont want to have your last name. It make sense. This is typical of narcaccistic personalities like you, you care about your needs. You dont care about other’s needs.

      • Again I have no idea who you are and why u might think you know whats going on in my SL but I never forced no one to be named Panthar. I didn’t even want them to have my last name. As u might know Timm is still Novak and it will stay like that. Darkana named herself Panthar noone forced her and I didnt even want nor Tugs nor Darkana to be named Panthar. If you would know me you would know I dont want no SL family … so yeah your making no sense at all

      • Naria created a group called the Panthars where her close friends joined in. How vain and selfish of Naria. so instead of creating a group name that is inclusive , Naria chose to create a group named after HERSELF.

        Then Darkana and Tim added the word Panthar in their display name to make Naria happy.
        Darkana had became Darkana Panthar . Tim became Tim Panthar Novak. Tim has Panthar in the middle maiden name because he got “married” off to his boyfriend Novak.

        See? Even Naria is lying right now, She said Tim doesnt have panthar in his name? She doesnt even know that tim had Panthar in his middle name for so long? Go check: Tim has Panthar as his middle name for so long! see,Naria lies too much! Naria cant keep up with her own lies!

      • Why do I have a feeling ur the same butt hurt person from all of the above stupid comments. Anyway thanks for being so interested in my Second Life 😉 Again get your own or do something more productive then to bother with me. Yeah Timm middle name is Panthar but all in all his main one is still Novak and to be honest I don’t care what his surname is. Yes we have a Panthars group from the time they all named themselfs Panthar cause one point in time we did live together in one sim and we all wanted to have the same rights to each other lands. Again noone pushed noone to be named anything and stop making up stories. And even if u do tbh noone really cares is my Second Life so I don’t know why u are bothered with it so much. Go live ur own or even better go live ur RL seems like u need some reality check.

      • It’s a video game Naria.. Time to get off that computer chair and step out into the real world for once.. if you’re capable of such task.

      • I see how much u know about me … It’s funny that is coming from someone lurking on SL secrets. Anyway people go drink a wine or something and see ya around or not who cares

    • im stealing “tearsty cunts” lmao and im saying it just like its written xD yasss bitch!

      • lmao@devil right?!?! move over all the iconic fucking organized crime family names… how about panthar o.0 foh

      • lol Naria litterally has a group called Panthars where her close friends joined. scary isnt it?

      • It a group we all joined when we lived together and after Darkana named herself Panthar I was not the only one who choose a name but we did it together so so stop talking bull If u don’t know shit about us.

  56. #3. Pageants are sad, RL and SL.
    #5. This made me laugh. I love dudes that try to play “big men” but do cringey shit like this. I wouldn’t call it “gay,” I know tons of gay men that act like actual men; this is more childish… and creepy af.
    #8. Who cares… seriously, who cares. No one uninvolved with the drama is worried about it.
    #9. Again, who cares.
    #13. I never encountered this particular name before, but it’s been done to me too. I often wonder what these creeps look like in the moment as they type that out… probably wearing their mother’s underwear, pausing to strangle a kitten, then typing again to stop themselves from cumming.
    #18. You could use a better hairbase too
    #23. Just a guess here, but that’s what happens when one is under the spell of a narcissist/sociopath?
    #24. LOL!
    #28. Okay, so… any male avi that has a name like “Edward Cullen” or “Christian Grey” or “Jamie Dornan” or some other actor who is part of some heartthrob craze is a woman in RL. No self-respecting dude is going to name themselves after characters or actors that women generally find fascinating. Usually these types of avies are pretty good looking too and well put together (another sign of being female). I don’t know if females create avies like this to fulfill their own fantasties, or they’re using them as bait to lure in other females who are dumb to this practice and excited to “live out” their rich, sexy, vampire boyfriend fantasy… anyone who can’t see through this is really dumb.
    #30. SL “racism.” That cracks me up too. It’s not racism, darling. SL is a virutual world, video game, whatever you want to call it. What they’re doing is called ” exclusion,” and probably selective exclusion if they let you get away with breaking their rule for so long before they finally addressed you about it. So what? Are you paying the bill for the sim? They can do whatever they want.
    #31. Awww. So sweet. Is this a case of “I have a penis in RL and if you find out you’ll freak?” XD
    #36. If you’re having anxiety and losing sleep over SL drama, then you’re taking SL too seriously and need to focus on something else. This is not healthy or good for you.
    #37. Most likely, you will get your wish. RL meetings don’t always have happy endings. Much disappointment comes with the SL fantasy completely crumbling away!
    #38. LMAO. Love this one. XD
    #42. What’s with the Lewinsky reference? Did Bill Clinton pose for a painting wearing her cum stained blue dress and stick a cigar up her coochie too?

    • some weeks back there was a “coochie” secret.. i think i’ve found the creator.

      i do agree 1000000000% on 28.. most guys don’t even know who tf that is.

    • ” probably wearing their mother’s underwear, pausing to strangle a kitten, then typing again to stop themselves from cumming”…..omfg good lawdy….I’m ded

      • lmao ur comment made me go back and read the whole thing. xD
        the making of a Gacy lol i read he was a panty stealer from mommy and sis too

  57. 31 – You need to be honest and rip the band-aid off. If the person bolts then it wasn’t meant to be. Right now you’re being dishonest and only making things worse as time goes on. Stop being a coward – be honest and stop pretending to be someone you’re not.

  58. An ugly bunny Ass just replaces out anything,even has her friends replace and keep just her,just gross,horrible Ass personality,what’s wrong was the sex not enough?Don’t date others men and stick to your own I’m tired of you having more than one male and using the fake excuse that your lonely pulling pity me acts at people with sob stories to get your way,what the hell is wrong with you ,you block out common sense anyone tells you and continue to hurt others,for fucks sake ,if you don’t want hurt then don’t walk where you don’t belong,I mean you pull it with women too then you claim they have given you a bad touch acting like your getting an illness too then wonder why your picked on or pull fake attention acts to bring people into the clutches of your scandals ,you can’t keep doing this if you want respected then earn it,start listening to others,if you don’t learn then oh well good luck with that endless path of pain.

  59. 18. Maybe you just need to adjust your head shape.. IDK I dont have issues with light hair colors with DOUX hair.
    37. What a waste of a post. Are you just mad cause of her blogging? What does her blogging skills have anything to do with her relationship? So what if she blogs good or not, so you wish her relationship to break, all cause shes a shitty blogger? Need more detail than just that. Otherwise that is the biggest petty excuse to wish her man to dump her all cause of her blogging skills. It seems to me though, that you are very jealous of her blogging skills actually. Because she makes dope ass pictures, so I highly doubt she is a shitty blogger. maybe learn to do pics better!!

    • You’re right. That post should never have mentioned her photo / blogging skills, vandal is actually good at it. Instead they should have mentioned what a shit show personality she has or how she looks like a goomba in rl.

    • Yea her photo / blogging skills are good , they could have mentioned her poor personality or how she looks like a goomba in rl instead.

    • Her blogging skills are mediocre but her crazy dick hopping personality is where that post would have shined. She has been trying to crawl her way back to fame since Dappa left her.

  60. 10. Those men are all attractive, I wouldn’t mind more clones, better than most of the shit avs I see around the grid.

  61. #33 – really wish they would do darker tones , maybe they think it won’t do so well in the market considering everyone wants to be porcelain pale in sl

  62. #39 cant say I understand much of what is written here but if you think Azoury makes their products without reference, from their brain, you are mistaken. Dig a little deeper you will find their sources same as any other creator. In a couple of cases they boarder on infringement.

    • I came to comment the same thing. They just take from smaller artist and not the mainstream instagram trends: https://prnt.sc/p6fhgj I wouldn’t care as much if they didn’t proudly claim that they “concept designed” every piece. Yes, they are skilled 3D artists but they definitely didn’t design those items from their brain.

    • https://prnt.sc/p6fhgj lol yea totally no sources there. Also, why are they comparing furniture shops to it? ….. If anything Azoury is mainly accessories that can be worn with all those “basic” shops items. If you have to put other things down to make your shit look better then there is an issue. All creators take inspiration! Deal with it.

  63. 36. Why would you tell everyone to mind their own business when the fucking game is literal drama. It was drama way before all these new babies came to play. You’re wasting your breath. So why don’t you do us all a favor and just stop talking. Noone cares.

      • Actually, I would say that SHE is the problem. I had to boot that idiot off of my timeline because I was tired of all the drama she kept starting, with so many people.

      • Odly enough Just saying your still on SL secrets reading about the drama … who’s the stupid one now?

  65. #25 #38 Just want to say get a fucking life you absolute attention seeking whores. You want to judge someone when you don’t even know them, have the fucking balls to say it to my friends face, you fucking cunts. Doesn’t matter who she dates, it’s none of your god damn business, are you like a jealous twelve year old with your five year old editing skills. Get the fuck out honestly. Unless you have some actual balls to speak your mind to her face, don’t bother commenting shit you ugly, worthless piece of trash.

    • Shut the hell up you clown, not our fault that your friend is a hooker that dates multiple men at once. Begone you thot!

      • Then I dare you to have the balls to say it to her face then, or are you too much of a god damn coward. Hiding behind your screen acting all tough with your pathetic childish comments.

      • No, not at all, just want people to have the balls to say their mind to people’s faces. Its cowardness behind their backs.

      • What this dumb “say it to my face” shit means every time someone says it:

        “I’m super mad about this and I want to know the avatar name of who said it so I can harass them in world like a petulant child. I think directly bullying people trying to ruin their SL is better than being a ‘coward’ who states their opinions anonymously on a separate website no one ever has to look at”

  66. #42-someone sure is salty over this gurl…lol, you musta turnt you out real good

  67. #47 – They sell them at Walmart. In the kid’s shoe section. NGL I’d still buy them in SL. Glitter forever.

    • #47 I don’t know if that is supposed to be a diss but I love glitter and have the heart of an 8-year-old so where they be at?

  68. #19 whoever put this up I am going to need you to take it down. You clearly don’t know anything about the bdsm lifestyle. Ignorant dumbasses.

    • did u know anything about prior to 50 shades? or have they been dragging you around on a leash since you were a little dog?

      • How little do you know about BDSM that you assume a leash must be involved, or are you getting confused with other types of play? 50 shades gave bad info about BDSM, only conservatives get hyped up about misinforamation.
        The Trumpian mentality is strong within you. XD

      • no trumpian here sweety.. and i have better things to do than let some fat internet guy dominate me .. lmao i’m young bitch and my hole is tight. xD i tell the boys what to do. HATE MEEEE =P

        ill leave you floppy tacos with the dog collars you need it more

    • Age play is not part of BDSM. DD/bbg is not about age; it’s about a nurturing dynamic. At no time should anyone have to pretend to be a different age for that dynamic to exist. Dressing up pedo play with collars and chains doesn’t suddenly make it ok, and too many people in SL are trying to do that. It’s fucking disgusting. If you choose to display it in public, you invite public opinion.

    • “I am going to need you to take it down”

      ahahahahahahahahaahahha thats just funny I don;t care who you are.

    • Some people see ddlg or bdsm and then jump to pedophilia. I understand if it’s not the kink for you but balloon popping inst the kink for me. I am not shaming it as long as its between two adults. ddlg, in general, isn’t even about age play it’s about a dominate taking on a nurturing role for his submissive. There are plenty of people in that lifestyle who don’t have anything to do with age regression or age play. Like it or not but to even be apart of sl you have to be of consenting age. I am not saying playing out pedophilia fantasies is a good thing and I think anyone who does should be banned but calling people who are clearly adults using adult avatars who take part in the lifestyle pedophiles takes away from people who are actually doing it with children and child avatars. Call people who are actually doing that with child avatars pedophiles.

      • Pushing the tits and ass sliders up under a toddler face, on an avi that is child height compared to their environment, does not constitute an avatar that is “clearly adult”. If it did, few if any of these secrets would exist.

        The simple fact is- there is no logic in believing anyone is jealous of your avatar, ever, and anyone using that as an excuse for why people have a problem with their appearance sounds like a moron. If the people criticizing wanted to look like the people they are criticizing, they could just do that; just about every component of everyone’s avatar, except their shape maybe, is for sale. If we wanted to look like underage sex dolls with bad implants like these prostitots, we easily could. The fact that these secrets keep being made instead, with such strong agreement in the comments, means that many are actually concerned and disgusted with what these people are doing.

        However, making secrets doesn’t stop anyone from doing anything, so if they’re so sure they’re doing nothing wrong, why not just continue without paying SLS any mind? If being called out does bother them, why not take their sick borderline pedo bullshit to a private parcel instead of showing it off in public? It’s really that simple; public eye equals public opinion, and since that’s obvious the only logical conclusion is that they get some kind of thrill out of making others witness their gross behavior. Sadly, that’s not an uncommon kink at all; basically the same mentality as the cliche of the flasher in the trench coat.

      • amen @BeLess.. to the smart people reading all the pedo things (that do NOT approve of that shit) watch the ‘like’ counts on them. Most people in SL are FOR the disgusting stuff.. so it shows you don’t trust them because they’re mostly all sick. All the likes in the world will never make it right.. and some things in the world are meant to be shamed. and knowing the people dressing up like child whores are usually grown women make it even more revolting. sorry excuses for women.

        and money should never be more important than your values.. because i got an event invite and i practice what a preach even if its spelled wrong and a little messy.

      • but do they have to all wear pigtails and have a backpack and binky?

    • He doesn’t know the first thing about BDSM. And the fact that his avatar looks like a 14 year old girl makes his post even funnier.

    • it’s a losing battle mate… every secret poster is suffering lead poisoning, twelve years old, or englishing

  72. #8- don’t “successful” club owners have better things to do with their time than post stupid memes about no name clubs that nobody cares about? Maybe you’re not as successful as you think you are if you have enough time on your hands to create and post stupid memes on Secrets.

    • I wondered how #8 copied from these other “successful” clubs mentioned, so I went to have a look for myself and from what I can tell, yes they have copied them as it’s just another SHITTY club like the ones mentioned.

    • How can you copy from that many clubs anyways by that point isnt it just you doing your own thing?

    • I wanted to find out how #8 had copied these other “successful” clubs so went to check it out myself, to find that yes they have copied exactly the same, it’s just another SHITTY club like the ones mentioned.

      • SHITTY SHITTY club, lol, make SL Escort clubs great again and stop trying to elevate yourself by stomping on others, that is the opposite of successful

  73. MC wars in SL…. I best start packing up and getting the f*ck outta here before it gets too violent.

    • MCs and their wars on SL are fucking jokes xD. Every time I’ve ran into some MC douche bag trying to hit on me. They always try to pull some “rank”. “You know who I am??? I’m enforcer/Prez or wtfever of so and so and so”. Like whhhhat??? Who tf cares? Go back to your 80s hair band clubs and get yo old ass out my face xDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • Lol, I’ve never understood MC’s in SL. First off, you ride between sims and lose your bike 😀 lol. Secondly, the clothing….I love black…but…come on lmao. Tired old same vests for everyone. Thirdly, the kind of people who “join” them. Old and sound like they’ve smoked tons of ciggies since they were born. Ugh, especially the women. I just have this picture of some white trailer trash with bleached thinning hair and leathery skin. Yuck.

      Oh and the guys…who think they’re “DJ’s”….sound like some toothless drunk from some podunk town in the south who think that ACDC is metal. -_-! And then proceed to play Thunderstruck, cuz it’s the ONLY ACDC song they know.

  74. #8 Not sure what they copied but all those clubs are the same because at some time they all worked together. Only thing different about any of them is the workers.

    #40 Not sure if Impact is dead, but if it is I blame how they ran things. Who host a private event for the workers on a weekend. Hahaha

    • #8 A few out there that are totally different.
      # 40 What happened to studdied lol?

    • Htf care’s if someone copied someone else, they are hooker’s…. they would be better off either networking or just freelance because all the owners just want an easy buck and a title as there RL can’t give the attention one needs. This shit crack’s me up.

      • ok……here we go. HTF means what? and “cares” has not apostrophe, nor does “hookers, or cracks” you’re welcome.

      • Much obliged, Lucifer; apostrophes in plurals make my black little heart so sad. They’re just proof the typist literally never reads anything commercially published.

  75. 19. Image is so tiny can’t see fuck all.. if you’re going to accuse someone of being a paedophile at-least have your priorities set and have the common decency to actually post an image we can read you mong.
    6. Oh look another one of these. Le pedo deflection!
    34. I predict a shitty meme being used as a secret.. Oh hey, my prediction was right.
    36. A&D? You mean this shit dead game has pay to win games within it? The inception is real.. You know someones pissy at a virtual currency that you throw salty derivatives and snarky comments towards them.. Too bad they will never see this virgin.
    45. Another pedo accusation epic. I’m starting to think people use this as a platform to openly call everyone a pedo.

    Inb4 I’m called a pedo for these references to these sad virgin cucks wasting their lives away living on benefits..

    Salty & Mad second life losers.

    • 19 – Yea you can’t see anything there talking about. The whole thing kind of confused me I saw the add for it in a few designers events boards. As far as I can tell its just a BDSM event that supposed to be pastel. I’ll still support the designers for being in that. I don’t know why as soon as someone says pastel in the same word as sex it jumps all the way to paedo. That seems like a giant leap to me. It’s literally a BDSM event that is a broad spectrum.

      6- I know nothing about that person but I really wish the word Pedophile wasnt thrown around so lightly.

      34 – That shit is funny. I wish sl secrets was more like how it used to be with the mad memes making fun of even its self instead of just salty bitches so pissed off they have to throw a tantrum on a bashing site just so they can sleep at night.

      36 – lol I havent hurd anything about A&D in forever

      45 – Not really sure why that is the go-to accusation nowadays. If you throw around a word so much its going to lose its meaning.

      • I’m surprised they would have a game within the game. 😉 Also, I don’t think these SL people know what the word pedo even means,

  76. #9 Right On! Many people are so tired of them! Especially Adore. Youtube IS NOT the place for Adore. he/she should explore new hobby possibilities. & GTFO. Adore brags about her whopping 400 subs but in reality they only subbed to have a good laugh at his/her stupidity.. nothing more. Can’t blame Naria for getting tired of Adore finally… took her long enough eh? But she can be just as bad! and she used Adore to say the things she was too scared to say herself. p.s. she lies a lot to her viewers.

    • there seems to be more details in post #32. Honestly Naria is the mastermind behind all the drama, she is boring and wanted excitement and she started trouble

    • im 1 of those followers.. you people dunno how to have fun. Smoke a fatty and THEN watch it.. its funny. xD

  77. Whoever wrote #37, get a new pair of eyes. Whatever she may be, a shitty blogger certainly isn’t one of them. Have you not seen her numbers on Flickr? Girl is an artist. Whatever is up your ass, remove it pronto cause you’re really full of crap.

    • I think whoever posted this is fucking dumb as fuck. She must be very jealous of her artistic skills. because “shitty blogger” is far from it. Wishing her man to dump her over her blogging skills is HIGHLY petty. That isnt a reason for him to dump her.

    • Don’t know that person but from what I can see the profile picture looks pretty good.

    • I probably would never have remembered that name, but I’ll be goddamned if I didn’t get that exact same copypasta from it what seems like a decade ago. You gotta wonder how it doesn’t bore him to do that, like really? All this time?

      • Rumor had it that he hit up every one with an adult female avatar and had to leave Ambrea for being too sexual (yeah I got one too and politely declined). I think that was 2010? Damn he’s been at this a long time. I guess some folks never change.

  80. can i buy my name? i hate when people act reasonably at times i wouldn’t under ‘me’. xD

  81. I fully support the use of funds going to “Hookers & Blow” lol

  82. if we have trouble uploading a secret, does that mean we are banned from uploading things? like we totally have the right size and proper jpg ending. like after clicking upload we get an Error sending message, the message didnt give any details as to why.
    Or is this happening to everyone else?

  84. if someone pays you to keep their names off this site, it should only last a certain period of time right? They need to keep paying you occassionally to keep it going lol

  85. I use a custom comments plugin. It formats better. I’ll try using that and see if it implements well with the comments plugin.

  87. They can still use the name 🙁 You afraid Grandpa is gonna hook up with another ‘me’? 😉

  88. Yeah, even tho no one uses ‘Coffee Break’ I’d totally pay to have my name “reserved” for this site & you definitely need that ’cause there is only one true ‘me’ here

  90. to be honest with you… yes. loll xD
    nah sometimes these people say things far too sane to be rockin my name.
    plus its kinda for their protection..lol not so much mine.

  91. No one is afraid of that Kess. There is only one “me”, and us salty veterans can tell when it is her with ease.

  93. No it’s because I was updating something. I’ll fix it right now. I forgot to run a script but I’ll just add it to my other script so I stop forgetting it. Sorry about that.

  94. Shouldn’t really have to use that php upload file you should see about adding an upload form to a page so it compacts with the site.. There may be plugins

  95. Okay. Compacts with the site. Explain please. You don’t have to agree with the way I run my site but I don’t just Willy nilly choose plugins. Not all plugins are written the same.

  96. Also why is your name spelled “kesseret” as opposed to “kessecret”?

    You’re using a php file upload script to handle uploads I’ve seen it done before but there’s ways you can add the script to pages via iframe.

  97. I know Anime but back in 2008 many of those plugins weren’t created. And I prefer it done this way because I don’t want them to be stored within WordPress. And Kesseret is a handle I’ve used since the days of bullentin boards and IRC.

  100. Yeah except nobody rich enough has offered. Just like when I say people can raise money for me to close this place but I don’t see it happening. This is a shit talking site. If you are a rational human being you’d realize that if folks aren’t fucking, feeding, or financing you then their opinion is worthless. There is the secret to life….

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