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Virtual-Secrets, Week 558

05/05/2019 · kesseret ·

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Before we delve into secrets…
• If you hook up with a crazy in SL, it is not our responsibility to help you deal with that. If it becomes a RL issue contact law enforcement.
• Trust no one. If you tell people your laundry they will air it for you.
• Secret submissions are anonymous. We don’t know if your crazy ex or your abuela submitted them.
• Make your secrets legible.
• Do not contact us just to threaten us, especially with e-lawyers. We’ve been doing this for 12+ years. You are not the first nor will you be the last.
• Lastly, if the material submitted here triggers you, please get help. If the materials submitted here make you suicidal please see the suicide hotline numbers posted. They are there to help.


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Joshuyto
5 years ago

WHo tf cares of the shit an original lmao as long as that shit looks good and it’s a decent price … why fucking cry about it

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SL Withdraws
6 years ago

I haven’t been on SL for about a year now and I thought about it today for the first time in a while. I wanted to see what I was missing. Didn’t even need to log on sl itself to realize SL is the same it’s always been.

Thanks virtual secrets for letting me peak under the covers for the first time in months without wasting time remembering my password.
*kicks back with RL family and reads comments while eating popcorn*

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-A
6 years ago

#53 – The fact you think Chapter 4 and lost and found is even high-profile events anymore is laughable.

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neetlife
6 years ago

.Guess #31 really got to kess.. She had to make fake posts with fake names commenting on it so cute.

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RespectYourCustomers
Reply to  neetlife
6 years ago

Hey Kess, I guess we aren’t allowed to comment about your post though we all know who put it there most likely :p it probably matches the IP of the previous comments of “oh your a pedo”

Teens these days, so angsty

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me
Reply to  RespectYourCustomers
6 years ago

lol whoever that is.. she may need a restraining order from.. they have to be kind of a fucking wackjob to see all this shit thats not happening. xD and im so dumb (see i can make fun of myself not just others) that i scrolled to find people talking about it. to no avail. xD
now to get the fucking fresh prince theme out of my head

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RespectYourCustomers
Reply to  neetlife
6 years ago

LOL
Nice try

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kesseret
Author
Famed Member
Reply to  RespectYourCustomers
6 years ago

@Respect and @me: Anyone that has to have the username: neetlife…. says a lot about them.
Anyway, I’m waiting for the FBI to come knocking at my door. I sent the link to report me to the FBI. They won’t, because they track those reports and will come back at you for false reporting when you waste law enforcement’s time.

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neetlife
Reply to  kesseret
6 years ago

Stop making fake anonymous comments pedo.

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RespectYourCustomers
Reply to  neetlife
6 years ago

Wow, same username twice in a row! Go you!

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kesseret
Author
Famed Member
Reply to  RespectYourCustomers
6 years ago

@Respect guess you and me are also me. Usually folks think Lourdes and I are the same person. This shit couldn’t be made up.

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me
Reply to  kesseret
5 years ago

theres a little me in everyone.. just not many people let it come out. xD

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RespectYourCustomers
Reply to  kesseret
6 years ago

Hey, when they kick in your doors, you should live stream it too!

Have some coffee ready too, they love coffee

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me
Reply to  RespectYourCustomers
6 years ago

lmao @they love coffee… so factual.

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Un interested Stud
6 years ago

#72 ANNA aka Thot
* please hide how ugly your face is but showing your tits in your pictures*

A woman who pretends to be the type of valuable female commodity who rightfully earns male commitment—until the man discovers that she’s just a cheap imitation of a “good girl” who is good only for mindless sex, not relationships or respect.
If women are products, then thots are cheap goods. More than that, they’re knockoffs: low-quality merchandise that attempts to masquerade as luxury items.
They generally dress in cheap clothing, try to act like they’re better than they really are, or think they’re not trashy but high class when they’re nothing close to classy. They demand respect, money, gifts, dates but do nothing to deserve any of it because they have no self-respect, no manners, low self-esteem, little education and on top of all that are slutty because they have no self-worth.

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Blaise Glendevon
Reply to  Un interested Stud
5 years ago

Your statement begins with bullshit, though. Women aren’t ‘products’. And sex doesn’t devalue a woman.

Fall off a bridge, dickbag.

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Oh my word
Reply to  Un interested Stud
6 years ago

“If women are products, then thots..”
No. Women aren’t products. Just stop. No one cares about your misogynistic attacks.

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me
Reply to  Oh my word
6 years ago

this topic makes me laugh.. because its SL.. where these yes thots.. walk around collared to some random broke ass to not be lonely, let them toon sleep around just to keep em, or a HUGE pet peeve of mine is wearing shirts calling yourself a bitch or slut..lol that is some fucking trailer park shit right there. If you walk around with no self respect.. you can’t expect anyone else to have it for you.
My grandma taught me that, she is a queen! 😉

You can’t really expect anyone to take you seriously when you show the whole fucking world the goodies.

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  me
5 years ago

But are they really showing the goodies, or is it just pixels that aren’t real? Hmmmm. They’re real when they’re passively on display, but not real when engaged in animations? It really doesn’t work both ways.

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me
Reply to  Be Less Ignorant, Please
5 years ago

if they’re treating it as real (which a lot of them people do) then yea they’re totally thotting it out.
if they play it like a game.. they wouldn’t care and being the number #1 hoe is like the accomplishment they want.
i think of it as avis… but i know im talking to people who take it serious. lol so they should act accordingly. i guess

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Anna
Reply to  Un interested Stud
6 years ago

Alice is that you trying not to get caught again? Top sentence kind of gave it away, as it doesn’t match how almost perfectly grammatically written the copied and pasted paragraph is. Give it up girl.

Source : https://www.reddit.com/r/thot/comments/7u3w5h/the_definition_of_thot_from_urban_dictionary_for/

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me
Reply to  Anna
6 years ago

lmfao@old asses had to google thot. xD
its actually just [That Hoe Over There]

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Not Alice
Reply to  Anna
6 years ago

If the shoe fits wear it Anna

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scammer alert
6 years ago

#3 WHERE DO I BEGIN ABOUT NIKITA WALKER!! Reverse google search the images that she claims to have edited enough said! SCAMMER AND OVERALL SKANK. Do not trust this girl. You all look stupid defending her.

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Just Sayin'
6 years ago

#53 – Just wanna say that if your event ISN’T listed on Seraphim then chances are GREAT I wont be attending it. I love window shopping and seeing what I am gonna demo/buy BEFORE going to the lag fest and waiting for stuff to rez to see what it is, slowly camming the sim. Seems like a better idea being able to plan ahead than take up space at the event slowing checking things out as they rez. I have been using Seraphim for all my SL retail therapy for several years now.

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-A
Reply to  Just Sayin'
6 years ago

The events have their own window shopping links. Don’t be lazy having to go to one man made site bowing down to them that they are hot shit and only they are allowed to advertise others events. Actual events are allowed to advertise their own events with actual AD’s. Serephim likes to take shitty photos of stalls and move onto the next stall.

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me
Reply to  -A
6 years ago

@-A that doesn’t even make a little sense. SO your saying we should go to every single events website to window shop instead of 1 site giving us all the info??? Are you on drugs? xD

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Pocketsand
Reply to  me
5 years ago

I think the sentiment is that it’s not really that hard to just go to another website to window shop since the criticism was “if an event doesn’t let me window shop then i won’t go”. They also point out the event controlled sites allow better images since they’re not posting about events en masse.

To each their own in my opinion, I don’t mind visiting other sites personally; I’m more turned off that Seraphim isn’t taking the high road and remaining neutral in a beef between event owners. Seems like that’s the unfortunate part for a site designed to inform shoppers.

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  -A
6 years ago

How do you get those links? Do events really expect us to join and stay in their groups when there is no other benefit and we have such a tight group limit? Are they going to offer the info via subscriber terminal? I mean if I’m gonna get a link to a gallery from events like Fameshed then cool, but otherwise most events are probably gonna lose traffic by choosing to forgo Seraphim advertising.

For the record, I’d love to see 90% of events die, if for no other reason than the deadlines and pressure causes creators who would usually fit for multiple bodies to have to choose and only do what’s most popular.

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me
Reply to  Just Sayin'
6 years ago

amen

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RollingMyEyes!
6 years ago

66. Why does this remind me of the DJ Deano posts lmao. Goes from one to another and the term “fuckboy”. Definitely rings a bell

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Someguy837
6 years ago

i think me is cool btw did that KG or KC guy ever expose me yet like he threatened to?

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me
Reply to  Someguy837
6 years ago

Never.. because there isn’t really anything to expose. I say things most people are thinking.. that’s what i’m guilty of.
i don’t flirt with friends men, i don’t tell secrets (i do however comment on them), i keep a small circle because unlike most people secrets has taught me that’s a smart thing to do. I’ve even said a few real things about myself that prove we all struggle. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I see this like a social experiment. When people are more upset about opinion than people like that Rose chic who robbed everyone who donated to her cause under false pretenses..How i’m more disliked xD That’s insanity.

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Pocketsand
Reply to  me
5 years ago

To be fair, a LOT of us were upset about Rose and she got dog walked across VS when it blew up.

I’m just upset the Joanne the Scammer memes stopped. All good things have to end sometime though.

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grapefruitwrinkletits
6 years ago

Fuck Havoc, Exhale and Voodoo for that matter. All clubs run by pure helmet wearing window lickers!

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Americas Ass xD
Reply to  grapefruitwrinkletits
6 years ago

The owner of voodoo used to be my sl mom.xD
Lol I use Lint licker sometimes, heard it from a commercial once

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me
Reply to  Americas Ass xD
6 years ago

until you said commercial i thought i didn’t but i sooo rememeber that commercial lmao
https://youtu.be/Bxmkiy9txBE

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me
Reply to  grapefruitwrinkletits
6 years ago

god.. throws both of those into my vocab.. see its finally growing xD

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kesseret
Author
Famed Member
Reply to  grapefruitwrinkletits
6 years ago

My brother calls them “hand lickers”. Window lickers is a new one. Thanks!

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grapefruitwrinkletits
Reply to  kesseret
5 years ago

Seat sniffers is also applicable

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nobody
6 years ago

#6 – That’s kind of rude. That’s a major accomplishment for some people.
#28/#29 – Hella stalker. Please remove yourself, you’re canceled.
#34 – Literally the truth. I’m all for people having their own style but 90% of male avatars just like female avatars look like a damn copy and paste of another avatar.
#48 – Stop submitting secrets about yourself. People don’t care every week about what you’re doing and we’re getting real tired of the irrelevant crap. You aren’t special.
#69 Love, you need to calm down. It’s second life not the end of the world. Stop getting upset about some avatars on the screen.

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Garius Dodric
6 years ago

#27 – Some context. A DJ supported by a cliquey group had his account banned through accusations of age-play. He was honest with the group about the reason for the ban and professed his innocence. The group invited the DJ back to one of their regular weekly music events, then decided to humiliate him in local chat when his set started and then teleported away. Many watching were disgusted by how the group behaved but only one really spoke up, you guessed it… Chick.

This is the same group that did charity events for one of their female members who has had her account banned more than twice for age-play and admits to deserving the ban. The hypocrisy runs thick.

#GoatGroupDrama

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You're all aids.
6 years ago

It’s your lucky day! I don’t have shit to do but blow some time. #3 Poster: You’re really pathetic to even give a shit about someone else’s relationship. Awh, are you lacking in the relationship department? Loser. #6 Props to Princess Usbourne. I think it’s great. Poster: I really hope everything about you is ON POINT for you to bring this person down. You don’t know WHY she is however weight she is. Idiot. I hope you have a butter face. #7 Poster: Let then make their own mistakes. Sometimes it takes several times, but if it’s not right for them.. they will know when to truly walk away. #13 Poster: tf is wrong with you? #17 I giggled. Only because I know what douchey trash comes from FMD… and it’s pretty spot on. #20 I agree with the poster. That dumbass doesn’t know anyone’s story to make that type of comment. Even if they TELL YOU their story.. you can’t truly know. Gamerloser, how do you know they are spying… unless you’re spying…? Definitely something to think about.. #doozy So I skipped #16 because well, it’s Havoc.. what do you expect? Then #23 came.. this sounds like some Voodoo Club type of bullshit LOL. I would like to say that THESE AREN’T SECRETS!! Stick to what’s at task!! They are both ran by cunts with shitty real life’s who feel some sort of power owning a club in a virtual world lolol… you don’t even really make a profit you fools, stick to scrubbing dogs asses and collecting SSI. PS, the poster is bitter as fuck. I love it. #28 This chick again? POSTER.. I was on your side before.. but you’re really reaching… Sept 2018? Who is the real stalker here lol And who t he fuck want’s… Read more »

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me
Reply to  You're all aids.
6 years ago

all the comments i like always have so many thumbs down lol gawd why?!
i agree on everything minus the words butt hurt (last week i learned ass blasted and its much more dope) and the princess down 5 lbs .. although i could possibly find her more interesting if she hooks up with the other bootleg Osbourne all the grannies get moist over.
The event part is so spot on to me.. a lot of second lifers are usually just followers.. meaning they have to dress from the whole ad picture and have zero style if not.
Anyone who enjoys finding hidden gems and piecing together an outfit (from separates) understand individualism.. and thats a thumbs up from me xD

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TheOneTheOnly
6 years ago

1, why does light blue text make sense to you? 2. Amen. 4. don’t disturb his masturbation 6. at least she’s trying. How much do you weigh keyboard warrior? 7. Let him fall. Unless you wanted him. 8. Right 9. Joke’s on you. 10.Lots of jealous bitches this week. 11. Slut pride. When’s that parade? 12. Says the salty whore 13. But I don’t prey tell. 14. Spoken like a true female. 15. Dem lips tho. 18. gonna assume you’re not welcome. 19. So was she fucking her brother then? 20. Kettle Kettle Black Black 22. Tired of all these lesbians hating on men and the men who bow down like they are afraid to be men. Go eat a dick. 23. Free advertising. 24. Lol spat out my food on this one. Damn. Whose going down on that high pile. 29. Okay not a stalker. I’m sure the info just fell into your lap. 30. Aww. Not my KayshaPoo 31. That makes no sense. Your rapping is way off. 33. Can you prove any of this stalker? 34. Don’t you know what real men look like? Unless all the men you know in sl are played by women. 38. Too cheap to give creators the pennies that group fee is actually worth. You design it then. 40. Stalker much. 44. This makes no sense. Of course you would pull twisted female images to fit your rhetoric when you could have just as easily pule awesome female character models. What bullshit are you trying to sling my way now? 47. Jealous much? Mac 4 life 52. I will adopt you Kaysha. 53. Ready for the next level of event drama. 54. Same shop owner or theft? Let me know, because I shop there. 72. Amen. They be all in their… Read more »

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Jacka
Reply to  TheOneTheOnly
6 years ago

Exactly! You gotta hate the salty bitches and obsessive stalkers.

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Oprah
Reply to  TheOneTheOnly
6 years ago

/me coughs at 200 FPS

Your Macintosh will struggle to reach 10 FPS. If all you ever had was shit to eat, you’d think it’s honey.

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Theodoric
6 years ago

#17 So it’s back to Lance secrets again? Just when I thought we’d escaped it…

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Kaysha's Supporter
6 years ago

It kinda funny how all these people is attacking kaysha, bringing up the past, her mental illness and the list goes on, funny how people even say she uses people for money but when she doesn’t benefit you it oh….”she uses people” yet she helps people out, she would give them things and doesn’t ask for returns! But again you guys wanna just bring up the past, I mean you all have a past too. maybe you should encouraged her and stop belittling someone you have no idea WHAT is going on,. You guys say things oh you been her mom for this and this oh she crazy oh she that. Bet enough of your asses actually help help her. You guys just belittle i am soo proud of her to not even react to the stupidness of people. YOU all make like you guys are prefect. well guess what, YOUR not. Yah she may have mental issues, but dont we all. YOU want to sit there and say everything about kaysha. BUT dont look at yourself. Before you sit here and say she horrible. I think you need look at yourself and stop looking at the past, for fuck sake it 2019. I sure you people that belittle her have issues too. Do me a favor before you start spitting out things make sure you are perfect. MAKE sure you are healthy and dont have issues, make sure you been with the same family for 5 years.! It sad that adults here want to belittle, but dont want take actions, all of sudden it fuck kaysha cause she didnt benefit you. You didnt get something out of her.. and it a hate train! It ok. people will learn.. And Kaysha I am proud of you to not letting these… Read more »

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Lmfao
Reply to  Kaysha's Supporter
6 years ago

Aww honey boo boo,you’ll soon see.there’s no helping her…she’s a waste of time and engery.

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Ihaveoneofthosetoo
Reply to  Kaysha's Supporter
6 years ago

That’s like a super long post to make in defense of someone else (it really does appear that you the commenter are the subject of the post) I don’t get what the whole huge supporters thing is. like is this person like an endurance marathon runner that needs support? Battling a chronic illness? I just don’t understand what huge supporters in secondlife are about.

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Frog
6 years ago

#2, 4, 14, 43 – If you don’t know how to use memes, just don’t.
#22 – Uuuuh, Syn has been with several girls over the past decade, and it’s neither news, nor a secret. You’re late with your congratulations.

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Theodoric
Reply to  Frog
6 years ago

I love how the post descended from “isn’t their relationship beautiful?” to “fuck men”, and so quickly too I might add.

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A-Kid
Reply to  Theodoric
6 years ago

bUt WhAt AbOuT tHe MeN

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Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
Reply to  Theodoric
6 years ago

@Theodoric stupid trolls on this site cant even stay on topic! They are lesbians they do not fuck men!

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Theodoric
Reply to  Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
6 years ago

I don’t think you quite get what I’m saying. When I say “fuck men” I mean as in them saying “we don’t need a man” mentality. I don’t mean as in “spread your legs wide to let dick enter your vagina”. It is their right to choose what they want in this regard, but I don’t think that vilifying men is really the way to get a point across fairly.

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Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
Reply to  Theodoric
6 years ago

@Theodoric Have you met some of the “men” in Second Life Lately? They Vilify themselves just fine.

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LUL
Reply to  Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
6 years ago

Yeah because all these stay at home moms with 4 kids, voice fucking other guys while their husband unknowningly is at work busting his ass to pay for her fat ass. You want to generalize men? Lets start generalizing the fat lard asses at these e-girl strip clubs telling men to EARN them. 300 pounds btw, 3 kids btw, smokes and drinks heavily btw.

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Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
Reply to  LUL
5 years ago

@LUL guess the whole “fuck men” conversation hit a nerve huh lol BTW you just busted a mesh nut all over this blog
BTW thank you for giving everyone an example of what i was explaining in my above post BTW

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A-Kid
Reply to  LUL
6 years ago

You must be new here, SL women are generalized and degraded every week. That’s why someone getting upset over SL men being generalized and the whole “fuck men” thing is pretty funny.

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me
Reply to  Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
6 years ago

@pinktaco.. if you know anything about SL at all OR secrets.. you’d know most of the men are actually women anyways. lol

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me too
Reply to  me
6 years ago

@pinktaco is syn anyway.. she has to defend why no man wants her crazy ass

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Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
Reply to  me too
6 years ago

@me too of house tiny dick. yawn. get some new material or step aside please and let the actual adults play.

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RespectYourCustomers
Reply to  Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
6 years ago

You’d have to be an adult too

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Theodoric
Reply to  Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
6 years ago

So your answer is to judge an entire gender based on “some of the men in Second Life Lately”? Let’s flip that on its head and instead of saying “men” in that sentence, let’s instead put “women” since I’ve met a few recently who have been of questionable character. Does it seem fair that I should judge an entire gender based on a few bad eggs?

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Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
Reply to  Theodoric
6 years ago

Theo, it is called an OPINION. Not an answer. And nowhere in that post was there any words “fuck men”

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Shiny
Reply to  Frog
6 years ago

You’re right. This is not news. Syn goes to where she can find attention for herself or someone she can use to bring attention to Elysion. Congrats to Sajiah for being the flavor of the month. She will get replaced with a dick soon enough.

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Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
Reply to  Shiny
6 years ago

@Shiny – oh dear another clueless troll. ha. I am thinking Sajiah might not be too worried about that.

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Shiny
Reply to  Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
6 years ago

I am sure she isn’t. She comes across as an attention whore like Syn.

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Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
Reply to  Shiny
6 years ago

@Shiny clueless. hilarious.

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Shiny
Reply to  Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
6 years ago

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see you are both attention whores

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Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
Reply to  Shiny
6 years ago

@shiny aw. is someone not getting enough attention?

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Shiny
Reply to  Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
6 years ago

I’m not the one pretending to be something I’m not

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Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
Reply to  Shiny
6 years ago

@shiny you are right you are def NOT a rocket scientist

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Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
Reply to  Frog
6 years ago

What is hilarious. Is you really have NO idea. ? And, your post just proves you know NOTHING.

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Frog
Reply to  Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
6 years ago

And you calling me a troll…LOL, literllay, all I did was post a fact. So triggered! Poor baby.

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Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
Reply to  Frog
6 years ago

@Frog your trying to hard lol

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Frog
Reply to  Pink Tacos for All This Cinco de Mayo
6 years ago

@Pink, considering I was friends with women she either dated or had a thing with, and was hit on by her myself…yeh, I do know things. 🙂

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Smh
6 years ago

A bunch of Facebook posts from 2018. That’s some stale ass tea. Someone sure is salty if they’re digging through a year’s worth of garbage.

This week was particularly boring tbh. I would like to hear more about events not being on Seraphim though.

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kesseret
Author
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Reply to  Smh
6 years ago

I don’t think there’s any drama there with Seraphim. If there was we’d have more secrets about it. Their advertising seems to be priced okay, considering their traffic.

Also I searched for uber and found them.

Dear Public: If there is drama there – give it up, lol. But seeing as it hasn’t spilled in months there probably is nothing there. If there is something there, congrats, they keep a loyal ship.

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grapefruitwrinkletits
Reply to  Smh
6 years ago

Most events suck. Creators need to go back to being creative again instead of recycling old shit. True shoppers know when they are being scammed. May the plague die a quick painful death.

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RespectYourCustomers
6 years ago

Super angsty teenage poster weeks big time, the whore, slut, no cunt this week unless I missed it, bad relationship, pixel sex is strong this week.

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LOL You so pedo Kess :p

38.
I dont mind pay groups, was in a few of them myself. Truth especially. If a creator is really good and you are getting a lot out of a pay group, then it’s fine as long as it’s also not super expensive. I’ve seen some for L$2k and higher and I’m like fuck that. Truth was only 500 and you get a lot out of it.

40.
Red letters on redisn background, when will anyone learn how to do these right?

43.
You are complaining about people complaining about SL Secrets.

54. I actually like both. THey are totally different and would depend on the rest of the setting it was going into

73.
Woo @me
You got one finally! Go you!
Lets party with it

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Nae
6 years ago

On 12 and 30 why dont you just leave them both be and live your pathetic little Second Life. Apparently you have no life in SL if you have all this time to spy on others and try to cause them drama

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I am all Giggles
Reply to  Nae
6 years ago

Exactly Nae, its the ones that think they have this perfect SL and RL life that can bash others who may not be so perfect.

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me
Reply to  I am all Giggles
5 years ago

you people need to stop being so fucking serious on a game.. or find a past time that you consider fun.. stop bringing the whole world down with ur seriousness.

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Truth hurt!
Reply to  Nae
6 years ago

Very apparent You do not know either of these people. You come here just for the drama. LOL

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Funny Smiles
Reply to  Truth hurt!
6 years ago

Um no I know Kaysha very well thank you so before you assume things get your facts right.. First figure out who i am lol not going to happen but (waves).. I am not about drama I am about sticking up for people who have been minding their own business.

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Funny Smiles
Reply to  Nae
6 years ago

For #30 & #50 …I totally agree with NAE … you have no life other then troll sl for sl secrets every week to keep the site going.. that is some old ass picture of that persons profile .. so this tells me you been sitting on this for awhile waiting to cause trouble because your fat ass has nothing better to do then bother people. Maybe you should worry about ur own sad life instead of dragging people on sl secrets so you can get a laugh. Well laugh is on you because she took it like a champ and is just going to move on you piece of shit..

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Bout time Folks!
Reply to  Funny Smiles
6 years ago

It is #30 & #52 honey not #30 & #50..
Piece of shit, nice one. You feel proud of yourself? It don’t really matter what picture she had in her profile. I find it funny how you are trying so hard to be insulting to someone you do not know. Calling people a fat ass. How the hell do you know if they are fat or skinny. Or are you just reflecting yourself in your post? I am sure she took it like a champ. She always bashes people herself and she acts all pretty to their face. Joke is really on you for being so blind to her actions. One day you will see it for yourself.

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Funny Smiles
Reply to  Bout time Folks!
6 years ago

WOW .. took that to heart rofl .. are you the nosy bitch that is causing this shit show. Lady I am not blind to anyone’s shit on SL .. Been On long enough to know when people are lieing or not .. But if you didn’t start this then don’t be all butt hurt over it.. Its only SL secrets right ..

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Babeefmd
6 years ago

#17 I missed the FMD secrets! Someone give me my dose

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Dustballz
6 years ago

#15 is racist as fuck and was not even funny.

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You're all aids.
Reply to  Dustballz
6 years ago

To all those who are commenting.. it’s not a morph. That’s some fucking Mr Potato head bullshit. The original picture is faceless. https://www.flickr.com/photos/iamlorygrau/47579995652/in/dateposted/

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dustballz
Reply to  You're all aids.
6 years ago

exactly, the original picture is faceless. the fact you guys want to downplay racism is beyond me. fuck yall

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RespectYourCustomers
Reply to  dustballz
6 years ago

I guess, you’ll see what you want to see and likely call everything racist when it’s not. If they drew a face on a white head this way you’d probably call it racist too

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me
Reply to  dustballz
6 years ago

dustballz .. keep reaching.. you must be slow or something ( i bet calling you slow doesn’t get you mad though.. if you really were looking out for everyone)
Because its a mr potato head pic… and they sell makeup is WHY they drew faces on..
the lips can be cut and pasted from any ad.. also its a cartoon pic not a rl pic so of course its gunna look more silly.
if its racist explain to me the skinny nose?? if you can i’ll take ur side.
dummy and don’t say lips because those are probably Colivati lips which those ads are primarily white. are Colivati lips racist?? or just an implant fetish dee dee dee
im waitinnng….

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me
Reply to  Dustballz
6 years ago

i dont see it as racist either.. im pretty sure they would have did it to any kinda of face.. just happened to be the ad.. and they also happen to sell makeup.. so what better than to make the makeup look bad on their own ad.. duh
maybe its that lisa walker bitch xD

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Abfab Hax
Reply to  Dustballz
6 years ago

I think it’s about the morph, but this does not translate well at all.

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RespectYourCustomers
Reply to  Dustballz
6 years ago

I dont see it as racist, they weren’t commenting on their race, just morphine their face

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dustballz
Reply to  RespectYourCustomers
6 years ago

what do you call the nose being extra big for what?

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me
Reply to  dustballz
6 years ago

one of the noses are super skinny.. like whats ur fucking point.. not everything in the world is racist. although from my poll last week i find 1 out of 5 people in sl are.

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RespectYourCustomers
Reply to  dustballz
6 years ago

Its a morphed photo, everything about it is overstretched. If it was a white avatar with a big nose, would you say it was racist then?

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Kaysha
6 years ago

#30 & 52 — I met this girl over 3 years ago though we’ve never been friends. She’s manipulative, a liar, a scammer, attention whore, heartless and cruel, thrives on attention, and loves creating drama before ditching the friend/family. I don’t know if she’s mentally ill or just a horrible person. Everyone that has ever tried to defend her eventually realizes they’ve been duped and that she IS as bad as everyone says. I’ve known several of her victims and it’s really sad that she continues to get adopted. She’s had more than 40 different families in her time on SL, more than a dozen of those in the last 2 years, and that’s just the ones that made it long enough for her to change her name (check out allllllll the name changes in the profile web/feed tab). She should be banned from anything adoption related to protect the naive and trusting from ending up discarded and afraid to adopt again. She is what’s wrong with kids and families and I wish there was a better way to spread the word. Kaysha is a disease… just say NO.

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YouKnowWho
Reply to  Kaysha
5 years ago

After all you said here, you’re sure worse than her lol

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Done with kaysha
Reply to  Kaysha
6 years ago

Yes!!!!!!!!! A thousand times yes!

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I am all Giggles
Reply to  Kaysha
6 years ago

Perhaps the people who posted all of the crap about Kaysha, (yeah we know who you are btw, not too hard to figure it out, since your the cunt that got her banned and booted from a place where she was helping out for FREE), need to just log out and delete their accounts, because they have no real use in SL or in RL.

Sad thing is, the people who started this crap have no idea that because they tried to hurt someone that I happen to like, the shit storm that is about to be unleashed upon them and the sad group of losers that they have chosen to associate with.

Both you (the original poster) and the organization that you pretend to support are basically done in SL.

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That is Funny.
Reply to  I am all Giggles
6 years ago

The original poster has no idea who this organization is that you speak of. But nice try.

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Bout time Folks!
Reply to  Kaysha
6 years ago

Thank You, someone else who is not blind to her. This girl jumps from family to family bashing the one before to the new one. Plays the victim card all for attention. This is the whole reason it is on SL secrets to warn people. There has been way more then one or two who have stood up and said something. People need to know! People fall for her poor pity me act and take her into their lives and heart just to be stabbed in the back at the same time by her. She has surely made me second guess ever adopting a child on SL again. Or believing children to start with. People need to be aware of this person who very clearly needs help.

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Funny Smiles
Reply to  Bout time Folks!
6 years ago

What I don’t get is this is like 6 months or longer ago .. So why now would it come up to SL Secrets.. OO cus someone wanted to create drama … OOO lets warn people about Kaysha .. pfftt .. its old new and if you haven’t spoken to her you wouldnt know whats been going on in her life or anything so dont assume shit thats why it makes a ass out of you

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Theodoric
Reply to  Funny Smiles
6 years ago

“just cause she hop from family to family doesnt mean a thing” it does mean something, it means avoid at all costs for your own sanity, because if you’re hopping from family to family, it quite clearly speaks to you rather than the myriad of other families.

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Kaysha's Supporter
Reply to  Bout time Folks!
6 years ago

You all saying she needs help, clearly you dont walk into someone shoes, what you guys belittle people in real life like this? You guys see someone mentally ill and be like OH she this or he that. Have you guys really even gotten to know her. Instead of belittling her? just cause she hop from family to family doesnt mean a thing it why it called adoption and trial so people can see if it the right fit. Go and belittle mental illness people in real life. You all bringing up the past like you guys never fucked up before. Sad that what i say SAD. You all butthurt .

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TheOneTheOnly
Reply to  Kaysha
6 years ago

you are the disease for spreading such hate. You can’t ban someone from making friends and rp families on sl. which is what the “adoption” thing is anyway. Who made you the authority? You had a falling out with one person and that doesn’t mean she wont find people that she belongs with. And look at what you are doing, coming on here and bashing her anonymously. I’d say she was wrong to even trust you. If anyone goes by what “Everyone” says, they don’t deserve to be friends with Kaysha.

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Commenter246
Reply to  Kaysha
6 years ago

She’s mentally ill and she’s also clearly got some kind of intellectual disability. I’m not saying that to be rude.

I was her mom once like 6-7 years ago for a few months and it wasn’t until I finally was able to get rid of her that I realized she basically has the mental capacity of a toddler, but is a full grown woman. It’s quite sad really. If she had some kind of guidance and help (from health professionals), maybe medication, etc, I think she could be a lovely person. Unfortunately us SL moms don’t have any kind of way to help with that, so she bounces on from family to family

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YouKnowWho
Reply to  Commenter246
5 years ago

And thats the way you talk about a person with disability? You need specialized help.

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I am all Giggles
Reply to  Commenter246
6 years ago

Hey doc, wanna help me with my mental issues too.

Mine stem from assholes that post shit about people and are blatantly afraid to deal with their own shit lives.

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me
Reply to  I am all Giggles
5 years ago

@giggles.. if you played SL as your avatar (like your supposed to) someone posting even lies shouldn’t bother you too much because its fake anyways.
week after week everyone reads how there are so many toxic people in SL.. when are you guys going to stop treating it like tinder and start treating it as something that gives experience points. xD

this sites been around a long time.. and nothing has changed..
so who’s really setting themselves up for disaster?

The girl everyones defending isn’t even a girl.. shes a woman.. probably older than i am. all you people are sick as fuck. lmao

All of you should make a therapy appointment.. and explain to the doctor you have a full grown woman as a child in a game.. and see what happens.

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A-Kid
Reply to  me
5 years ago

Yeeeah but depending on how you use that roleplay child in a game is going to depend what the therapist is going to say. If you talk about toxic experiences, any therapist is going to tell you it’s not helpful. If you attach anything sexual to it, the therapist isn’t going to be amused either. If you’re using it as a coping tool or as age therapy or just crap you do to relax, the therapist isn’t going to give the negative responses you think they are. Therapists hear more twisted, sick, disturbing shit than you’ll ever know, “I play a child in a digital world” is as plain as white bread to them.

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Agreeable.
Reply to  Commenter246
6 years ago

It is not rude it is fact. Yes I agree she needs help from health professionals not from SL families. It is hard when she plays victim of her weeks past family. Everyone is always out to get her but she is bringing on 90% of said drama to her self. I just hope people find out before they take her in. She needs real life help before she can truly be happy.

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TheOneTheOnly
Reply to  Commenter246
6 years ago

I’m going to go ahead and guess that you’re a doctor…

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Done with kaysha
Reply to  TheOneTheOnly
6 years ago

Don’t need to be a doctor to know theres something not right there. Either you don’t know her,or she’s still showing you her fake self,it’s ok you’ll soon see. Hundreds of people can’t be wrong hun. We’re all saying the same thing…we don’t know each other,the only thing in common we all have is we know her but yet we all have the same story….that says a lot….you’ll soon see

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Funny Smiles
Reply to  Kaysha
6 years ago

O dear lord .. there is all kinds of people in sl who do this crap all day everyday .. if that was the case sl secrets wouldnt be able to keep up with the inflow of people wanting to bash others like your doing. I bet if someone put ur big mouth up on this site and bashed you .. u be crying to the next person that would listen not that i care .. but out of no wheres this shit comes up and I have known this person for a very long time which cracks me up even more .. all you random people are just stupid jealous or something .. get lives and get off sl secrets .. oo and before you tell me to get off sl secrets i never came on before today .. i was told about the post and came to stand up for my friends since you want to use her name for your name dip ..

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Bout time Folks!
Reply to  Funny Smiles
6 years ago

You very clearly do not know this person very well or are too blind to see what she has done to so many people. Or you are in fact kaysha. People need to know what this person is about. She really needs mental help outside of sl. Believe me, this is not out of the blue she has been doing this for a very long time. It is about time that someone says something about her.

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Anna
6 years ago

Alice Arun: The next time you decide to put me on SL secrets, please don’t make it so obvious especially with it being in Portuguese

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That's not cute..
Reply to  Anna
6 years ago

Why hasnt she been canceled yet?. Cant stand that twat. Broke ass heifer.

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Not A Fan
Reply to  Anna
6 years ago

Haha she’s a fucking clown

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Oh my word
6 years ago

38 | Modest group join fees of 50-99L make sense to me. It helps defend against some trolls/griefers/copybotters, especially in groups that want to have the store chat enabled for customer support. I also see the value in it when there are good group gifts or significant discounts. That said, when a group fee is immodest and there are no group gifts or any discount incentive for joining, then yea, that’s a whole lot of fuckery.

49-51 | Animosity towards Uber during the launch week of Anthem is ironic, no?

55 | Kinky event has so much potential for it’s name alone, and is entirely wasted on brands and products that are irrelevant to the theme. Makeup, dances, and generic tattoos and skins have nothing to do with kink. How about actually inviting brands that focus on BDSM and fetish products/furniture/accessories, because we know that they don’t get invited to 99% of the other events that don’t allow Adult themes.

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huh
Reply to  Oh my word
6 years ago

Kinky event really has potential, I do hope they remove that isn’t on the event theme on their next round.

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Kink
Reply to  Oh my word
6 years ago

I’ve been thinking the exact same thing! Kinky event is blander than 50 shades of vanilla. Even the so called “kinky” furniture doesn’t have any kinky or bdsm poses or animations in it. Fucking SHAME on inviting Nomad and other brands full of suck, that add “ooh lookie, chains and shit!” onto their furniture and then don’t even have a *single* pose that is chained with the shackles. It’s all decor. Same with that stupid lounger. Chains, and then a few lame sits. WTF?!!

I keep going and coming back emptyhanded. No, i really don’t need another set of panties/ugly tattoo/generic dance.
Where are the freakishly fun things that one could find in earlier SL days?

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grapefruitwrinkletits
Reply to  Kink
6 years ago

Romp used to blow this shit event away but alas I hear they too have bowed to undies and terrible tats as well

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Not Even Close
Reply to  Kink
6 years ago

Its like they aren’t even trying. There’s a lot of BDSM/kink related things in Second Life. I can go anywhere and get a corset or a shirt that lets underboob hang out – that isn’t kink. Every time, I go, hoping … and every time I leave shaking my head.

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That's not cute..
Reply to  Oh my word
6 years ago

Honestly all these events are lame as hell.

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Jacka
6 years ago

#33 and #36 You just gotta love when an old girlfriend is still obsessed with you and won’t let things go so she resorts to flat out lies. *Yawn* I don’t even need to address any of this cuz it’s bull shit ? Nia you might as well delete that pregnancy pic out of your inventory too cuz we ain’t a couple anymore.

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Rights for Armadillos
6 years ago

#13 WTF did the poor armadillo do??? He’s just strawling, minding his own business…

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bark
Reply to  Rights for Armadillos
6 years ago

he knows

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Truth Hurts
6 years ago

To the person who posted number 12…really? She’s about as far from that as possible. So either you just being salty or you trying to throw shade that should be thrown right back at you. I can also take one hell of a guess who it is that wrote this and honestly, stop trying to tear everyone down for the mess you created. We tried to give you advice and you wouldn’t listen and now you want to backstab us all. Grow up. Plus, I thought you hated this site….guess if it serves your purpose you’re okay with it…

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Vika
6 years ago

Just because sl dick isn’t real, doesn’t mean it’s not cheating. Whoever posted that one is clearly a skank.

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  Vika
6 years ago

A lie is a lie, and an awful lot of people seem to think logging into an avatar changes that. Unless you are openly in character, lies are lies.

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Sabrina the Grown Ass Bitch
6 years ago

#34 As much as I hate the whole black hair, pale skin, tattoos, and piercings look, I’ve picked up on one hell of a drinking game based on it. Stand at Grandpa’s Garage, Teqi’s, or any place like that, and take a shot for every “Deadwool Daddy”, or monochromatic hipster, or pale, pastel, “Fiona the orge faced” babygirl, or all three if you really hate your liver.

Funny enough though, the guys that look like that typically think they’re so unique and everyone else is “copying” their look LOL

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LOL
6 years ago

71. I don’t know anything about that person but that secret made me laugh so hard.

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Instigator
6 years ago

.35 AHAHAHAHA worst place in SL. Mature Doggers. Psycho admins who use alts to troll members and an owner who supports this! DOGGERS IS GOING DOWN Isla and Doc. Enjoy it! Can’t wait to watch it burn. Bout time you got famous here on Slsecrets! ?

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OneNameOnly
Reply to  Instigator
6 years ago

Disgusting Isla Grace, who has to post spread eagle jizz shots of her avatar and talk about loving her SL sex constant. Wonder if her kids are watching mommy play top whore? When she begs her flickr followers for more likes she will do a RL licking cream off her fingers shot. Again, nice role model for the kids. Better cut back on the smokes too-the lip wrinkles are deep.

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me
Reply to  OneNameOnly
6 years ago

lmaoooooooooooo i wanna make a pop art pic of ur comment one name and put it on my wall. lol i love it!

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My dick
6 years ago

Hardly sl secrets anymore more like sl subs

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me
Reply to  My dick
6 years ago

thats because these hoes not only dunno how to keep their legs closed.. but the mouth is forever opened and chirping like the birds they are. xD

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me
6 years ago

aww finally famous too.. #73
that is called responding down the list.

i’ll tell you a little secret to get me to go away though..
secrets is 1 of the few websites not cluttered with ads.. so i’m able to tab over frequently while working (you know that thing you probably don’t do) and not look suspect .. so when i need a pick me up or a laugh.. i do just that.
to get me to go away all you have to do is decorate this very plain page with tons of advertisements from the web. xD
and then i’ll have to find something else to tab over to.
signed
the multitasker (if i wasn’t working i wouldn’t be able to help pay for your food, rent, & everything else so say thank you. )

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RespectYourCustomers
Reply to  me
6 years ago

Just like when they posted me, they said nothing, not one thing about it.
Looks like it’s the same for you @me

SO boring.. but hey go you! finally lol

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me
Reply to  RespectYourCustomers
6 years ago

i would put money on it that its the trump crew from last week. all the twitter finger fans have zero balls unless guided by their orange king. lmao xD
they should be original though.. because beless said that about me a long ass time ago.. so they need new material and send her royalities xD

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  me
6 years ago

*laughs in money moves*

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Kesseret
Author
Reply to  me
6 years ago

Lmao the month we got banned from SL we were banned from Google AdSense as well. I tried another ad service but it was really scammy.

I have a patreon but haven’t activated it yet because frankly it’s cheap to run this site.

Congrats on your new found popularity…

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me
Reply to  Kesseret
6 years ago

lol make a patreon perk to shadow ban me.. im sure some of these broke asses would soo come out of pocket for it. xD

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kesseret
Author
Famed Member
Reply to  me
6 years ago

I have considered a patron perk to put a ‘shout-out’ on the side bar. That could devolve into a giant trashterpiece so I haven’t pulled the trigger. I don’t have too much time on my hands to babysit that.

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me
Reply to  kesseret
6 years ago

puts trashterpiece in the vocab. .. im liking it more than kartrashian xD

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RespectYourCustomers
Reply to  me
6 years ago

You would think you’d had gotten posted about before I was, but I guess people are slow

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me
Reply to  RespectYourCustomers
6 years ago

lmao they don’t want none of this.. lol j/k (ok im so not kidding. xD)

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RespectYourCustomers
Reply to  me
6 years ago

You be famous :p

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I know it's free, damn
6 years ago

#38 Agreed, same for clubs that do that shit too. Though, this months group gift from Truth is… awful

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A-Kid
Reply to  I know it's free, damn
6 years ago

Truth really messed up. Not everyone has “baby hairs” or wants them and the new colors are just awful. The color I used doesn’t even look right any longer (and tinting? Great but it doesn’t work when my color now looks like it has roots). Killing the alpha leaves a giant bald spot on my head. Probably a good thing I bought up all the stylist HUD and VIP styles I missed during the sale, won’t be buying any of the new stuff.

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me
Reply to  I know it's free, damn
6 years ago

this is a little off topic kinda sorta not really.. but maybe truth is unable to concentrate on work because that group has a lot of chatty asses in it. lol for a store that ONLY sells hair.. like how many fucking questions can people possibly have?! I disabled messages (actually i disabled everything to make sure not to be bothered) but its the only group that glitches the group chat every single time. That Ellen woman moderator or whatever her name is should be initiated into sainthood. xD
One day if you’re bored just read like 5 minutes of that chat.. its 1 thing to say something nice if you really like something (i understand that) but its comical to watch like these chics like they are waiting on the final fucking rose from the bachelor.
xD stop it! i saw not long ago today someone who sl models still in a system body. o0 to each his own style wise but the whole group doesn’t really give a fuck.

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  I know it's free, damn
6 years ago

Sadly, I have to agree with you. I appreciate the attempt at new alpha textures and they are nice, but the conflicts are out of control and the lack of color options offered was a huge disappointment. They said more colors are coming back, but who knows when, and meanwhile I can’t even wear that new gift because it leaves the back of my head bald. I liked that Truth hair wasn’t primarily alpha, myself; hopefully he will work it out.

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Judging You
6 years ago

Events on the whole have gone 100% downhill recently 🙁

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grapefruitwrinkletits
Reply to  Judging You
6 years ago

If you mean recently in the last 4-5 years, then yes you are spot on

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Ava
Reply to  Judging You
6 years ago

Yeah, and just way too many of them a month.

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Not A Fan
6 years ago

#38 …. you must be really broke LLL

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Thetruthspeaker
6 years ago

#6 princess osbourne on here yet again, she posted she lost 5lb but then posted a pic of chocolate, she’s attention seeking because she has no rl friends she’s so sad she posts rl things on slfb…. Get a life fatty

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Theodoric
Reply to  Thetruthspeaker
6 years ago

Losing 5 pounds without doing exercise? Yeah I’m calling bullshit on that

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A-Kid
Reply to  Theodoric
6 years ago

Hate to burst your bubble but if you manage your caloric intake and balance it with your activity level, you can lose weight without doing any exercise at all. It’s how physically disabled people lose weight. I’m not saying it’s what she’s doing because you have to be pretty strict but it’s a real thing.

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me
Reply to  Theodoric
6 years ago

washing off all the dried cum xD

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RespectYourCustomers
Reply to  Theodoric
6 years ago

Water weight.. is the first thing you lose :p lol So, basically nothing

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me
Reply to  Thetruthspeaker
6 years ago

most likely its just 5lbs of hair loss

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Thetruthspeaker
Reply to  me
6 years ago

Lol yeah she had a trim

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  me
6 years ago

As a cat owner, that was a super gross immediate visual. LOL

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me
Reply to  Be Less Ignorant, Please
6 years ago

xD i can imagine if that shampoo really does cause hairloss.. shes falsely excited

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grapefruitwrinkletits
6 years ago

Where to start this week, lordy there is some mighty fine tea this week: #16- This has been the condition of this club for a LONG time. Aug and her ilk think their shit doesn’t stink and are “high class”. The amount of turnover that place has certainly says otherwise. Changing the layout every 2 weeks doesn’t help a bit. And if you think of working there, lemme tell you this for an absolute FACT, never go against the grain because they will shut you down and shitcan you faster then you can say WTF. #23- See #16, the only difference being that they have inherited Havoc’s BRM Trisk trash clan. Have fun with ALL THAT lol. #34- So glad I never subscribed to the hipster doofus look. It’s as annoying as the neverending manbun. #37- Club poaching has been a common practice since the inception of the grid. If your employees leave and don’t show any kinda loyalty, guess what it’s a virtual world with no contracts or exclusivity. People find a better gig and move on and have been doing it since day 1. This is exactly why I make it very clear that I can and will work at more than 1 spot, but within that I also do not bother poaching staff for them. If you are a club owner and you feel it necessary to poach staff because you are too lazy to get them on your own, then you should expect to be put on blast eventually. #49, 50,51,53- The “event” honeymoon phase is long over. The longer they are patronized, the longer they exist. Stop going, they will vanish as quickly as they became the lazy way to shop. #55- There USED to be an actual event that featured just what you are… Read more »

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grapefruitwrinkletits
Reply to  grapefruitwrinkletits
6 years ago

#55-Romp used to be the high end “event” for those in the bdsm/kink world. Not sure if it’s even around anymore

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Frog
Reply to  grapefruitwrinkletits
6 years ago

It is, but same thing there. They care more about filling spots than having actual bdsm/kink themed designers. It’s been a long time since ROMP actually had anything exciting to offer.

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grapefruitwrinkletits
Reply to  Frog
6 years ago

A goddamned shame too because ROMP was an elite event filled with wonderful offerings. I guess the watering down and general dilution of “events” caught up with them too. Personally I can’t wait for the end of the “event” plague.

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Frog
Reply to  grapefruitwrinkletits
6 years ago

Agreed, out of all the events, ROMP always excited me the most. It’s really sad to see what it has become.
And DEFINITELY ready for the end of the event plague, too. I thought we were getting there, but this month it just seems like there are new ones popping up everywhere. Crazy.

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4y?
6 years ago

#2 is the truth of all truths in SL.

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me
6 years ago

@#43 i did a secret this week to show you mfs how to use red text. can you guess which? xD

also am i the ONLY one who notices the posts are the same thots every single week?
people get upset with me because of my words.. but if your on here week after week after week.. is it really me thats the problem?

500000000000 sere posts.. i still dont care who tf she is… shes not relevant to me.. but she IS to whoever takes all that time week after week.
same few thot clubs
the hoe who can only find pedophile bf’s.
and the fat chic with bad hair who doesn’t research before big purchases.
ugh .
fuck it .. waiting for the comments.
bbl

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LeaveSLSecrets
Reply to  me
6 years ago

Yawn…. so boring. I guess next week I will not come there anymore, it’s always the same craps, and always boring. Finally a waste of times ? Bye everyone, and fuck off

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me
Reply to  LeaveSLSecrets
6 years ago

leave.. you won’t be missed..you don’t even know how to post in the correct spot.
xD toodles

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
6 years ago

#32

Preeeeeach. These are the same dumb twats who run around with all their body and head HUDs on all the time, using animated accessories and attachment pets at high traffic places. If that’s you, you’re the moron causing your own lag.

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BaconForPresident
Reply to  Be Less Ignorant, Please
6 years ago

I blacklist everyone who has those silly wearable pets. Fuck them and their fucking lagfest. Don’t care if it’s a “friend” at a club or whatever, they’re blacklisted, and I tell them so.

Also…accessories, period…like handbags…and those stupid “bento” lollipops. I can’t even.

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claudia
Reply to  BaconForPresident
6 years ago

Blacklisting someone only de-renders them from your screen, the scripts attached to the object they are wearing are still running on the server and bogging it down.

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  claudia
6 years ago

Fun fact- you can blacklist/mute people’s attachments without having to blacklist the person if you can find it on their avi to grab in right click- but yes, script lag is server side and blacklisting does nothing to alleviate it. If you’re noticing an improvement in performance after a blacklist it was their rendering cost causing graphical lag on your end.

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Frog
Reply to  BaconForPresident
6 years ago

HA! Me too. Literally had a chick walk into a club with 5+ pets attached. Briefly knew her, but she went on my blacklist for that bs that day. Same goes for people wearing that stupid “mewsic player” (or any kind of music player). Keep your shitty music tastes to yourself, byeeee.

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Thetruthspeaker
6 years ago

#70 damn she is vulgar like wtf is that look!!!

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me
Reply to  Thetruthspeaker
6 years ago

i see nothing wrong with #70.. i think typical SL’ers though.. aren’t happy unless they have beef curtain visuals all the time.
people who only know how to dress like sluts only do it becauseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
they know they don’t fit into cute fits in real. xD

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My dick
Reply to  Thetruthspeaker
6 years ago

Only thing vulgar is the fact that’s its 2019 and so has been around for over 10yrs and yall dumb mother fuckers still have not grasped the concept of why we all come here…. SECOND LIFE to choose whom and wat we choose to be and look like…..her look ain’t got Jack shit to do with yall he like it so wats the issue?

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*shrug*
Reply to  Thetruthspeaker
6 years ago

I mean you big time mad you didn’t get chosen?? Apparently the corpse bride look is getting taken while you still #Hoeinitup2019

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me
6 years ago

i just had to say something before i move down the list more.. i’m at about #10 and i have to just let it out.
around 75% of all secrets are from facebook…
if you stop posting everything and nothing at all … people will have nothing to talk about. dummies! xD
most of you guys bring all this shit upon yourselves. lol take a lesson from the crazy chic from last week.. because a lot of guys are exactly like her.
ok back to the rest.
good morning!

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Lady
6 years ago

68. What Chuck and I do on the side is NOBODY’S business. Stop posting here and trying to start drama for us

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me
Reply to  Lady
6 years ago

is this the chuckles chuck? lmao blah fucking blah.
i won’t say his whole inworld name.. but there is another chuck avi name.. and his fucking voice sounds amazing.
he could totally read off a list of STDs and i’d have to fan myself. xD
i’m sure someone will know who i mean too, possibly the only voice i’ve heard that doesn’t sound like a to catch a predator voice over. xD

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  Lady
6 years ago

You may believe you don’t like drama, but this response to what is basically nothing proves that is a lie. You obviously love drama.

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WhatsMyNameAgain
Reply to  Be Less Ignorant, Please
6 years ago

Wait a second, defending oneself against assholes is loving drama?

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  WhatsMyNameAgain
6 years ago

Feeding drama is loving it, yes. Anything except starvation is love, for drama.

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Just Saying
Reply to  Be Less Ignorant, Please
6 years ago

LOL this shows how stupid this post was stalker on a fb page cuz its the only way u would have know what was said sad u have nothing better to do then stalk someone week after week funny part is we know who u are so keep it up its getting rather funny and cant wait til u cut ur own throat waves

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meh!
Reply to  Just Saying
6 years ago

LOL@ how stupid you are. No one has to stalk face book pages to see the childish shit you people post. You, or is that we? know who I am? That’s a lie. You have no fucking idea who I am. Cut my throat with a pixel knife, wow no blood strange that. Quakes in my boots..

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Bored
6 years ago

#3 – I always laugh at this…not a relationship status…but the fact that so many people focus on the relationship status, partner box, etc. I don’t know the individuals in this post, so I’m not speaking to them…but in general, that status, box, etc. doesn’t dictate what’s really going on, especially if people are more focused on just living their life instead of broadcasting that they’re living it lol.

#14 – Do you feel better, needing that validation? If your dick was that huge you probably wouldn’t even give a shit enough to post that secret, you’d be more secure than that.

Regarding the club posts…any club has drama and cliques…and that’s why when I was in SL I mostly just stayed home or if I did go to a club, I went and listened to the music, enjoyed myself and minded my own business.

#24 – That’s just funny LMFAO

#25/26 – Pssst Kess, drink moar coffee, they’re the same. Lol just giving ya shit, hope you’ve been having a good weekend!

re: Events….the hype is over, they’re too over saturated and under-regulated. If you don’t like them, don’t go, it’s pretty simple.

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Namenshamebabaay
6 years ago

LMFAO YAAAAS who ever posted the gamerchicksere aka serenityfirefly McMahon you legend XD

Karmas a bitch 😀

Hope you learn to stop bein a cunt to peeps now!!

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Aussiepride
6 years ago

Lmao …bout time someone got sookies salty arse up here

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Little teapot
Reply to  Aussiepride
6 years ago

#19 Lmao yes I kinda giggle at this one because any woman who thinks her toon pussy is gold had to be a slhooker.. I do wonder what she done to get kicked from the pexie family, because you know kerli and skyler are like the most easygoing women to get along with.. but then you know I sit in kerlis discord and I see her rage one good time and poor Sookie says kerlis bulling her and eveything. I’m gonna tell you this sookie you’re the one voicing that even you can get kerli fired from her DJ set and say you have pull with mark becuse all you have to do is send him pictures of you and she will be gone you’ve also said on voice that you pretty much own S&T and L&G.. you’re soo petty because you even went as far as stalking char and J..

#22 I noticed Nobody has comment about this one.. soo sookie I know you’re reading you claim to know a lot about British culture and slang but hooker you had to ask what bumbaclart rasclart was referring to…. you really need to learn to Google it just to be sure. Because it dosen’t mean little rose bud . .. it means you’re a dirty ass cloth (like a crusty used up one ) God your not bright are you sookie. .

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Little teapot
Reply to  Little teapot
6 years ago

Opps I ment #21 one the other one not 22…

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L.D.
6 years ago

#47 but its an artist’s computer. hail the expensive potato

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Mac Addict
Reply to  L.D.
6 years ago

In 2019 still that stupid war btw mac and pc ? lol

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Be Less Ignorant, Please
Reply to  Mac Addict
5 years ago

There’s no war when Macs never really get much over 10% market share lol

To be perfectly frank, Microsoft could bury the Mac with very little effort by calling them out for all of the many, many licensing infringements Apple has committed, but that would leave them in an awkward monopolizing spot, and it’s actually better for their business to allow the Mac to limp along making people who overspend feel better about themselves.

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hijack!
6 years ago

no. 34 nailed it XD

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