Welcome to virtual-secrets, week 474.
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Who is the muscle bound, tattoed stud in #10?
I was just shedding light on the subject as I understand it to be (DD/bg). My partner and I call each other pet names; his preferred outfit on me is most anything from Addams, and as I have no kids (except my dog); have absolutely NO idea what FMD is (out of touch much?); I’ve got no dog in this fight.
I’m not really surprised to see people’s eagerness to puke irrational, self-righteous ; vapid cruelty at each other; but it’s sad to see. So, I’m off to continue dying, for now, at least. ? Oh, which is incidentally why Teqi threw me out of her club. “Sick people have no business in Second Life, ruining everyone else’s time. You should be ashamed, and never come back here.”; After I’d apologized to her for falling asleep.
Like I would have come back.
I’m out, & won’t see replies
#6 I’ve spoken to him before. He told me right away that in RL he was a girl. Though in my opinion he comes off extremely desperate, even when you make it clear you are not interested. He gets super touchy when you don’t feel the same way as him. I also, experience him being mean about people. Even after I made it clear that I did not care about the drama, he continued to bring it up and make comments. We’re no longer “friends”.
LOL @ #15
I went to vote, then realized I had no idea who 90% of them were AND their photos were all horrible.
Hive five to the first reply to this comment. There is people like the ones you are hating on, getting on with their life, minding their own business and being happy and content with who they are and create little goals such as entering “The Bloggies” to achieve. Then there is people like the HATERS who have the time to go out of their way to show their jealousy on a website, anomalously. It says a lot about those haters against these people (bloggers/photographers) who try to spread joy and support to others through their hobbies.
Another thing to think about… they might not be “popular” to what your standards of being popular is but it does not mean they are not deserving of this opportunity, but at least they all put themselves out there for fun, not to be a hater or enter into popularity contest.
*Anonymously.
At least they try to uphold a positive hobby and not let jealous haters like you lot get to them.
No such thing as “haters”. Sometimes people just dont like something. Its insecure people who make the excuse that others are “jealous” just to feel better about themselves. Keep trying tho.
By its’ definition, (very scaled down, here), Daddy Dom/Baby Girl is one of infinite ways to define a D/s relationship. Sometimes there is an aesthetic to it: with pastels, often; gothic lolita; while all are presented on an ADULT avatar.
Whereas the BDSM slave surrenders all control to their Dom/me, and submissive choose a safeword, and outline limits before scening with someone; a babygirl, while perhaps also enjoying some BDSM play, place a tremendous value on the relationship with their Dom/me. They value their wisdom,their direction, and most typically, long to make them happy; either by completing tasks for Him/Her, surprising them with a gift, and they do enjoy, most times, consensual scenes. (“Spanking?!? As long as it’s not cause you’re angry with me, Yummmm!!”) My most beloved moments have been sitting in His lap, and talking, laughing, and listening to music.
There are those babygirls that have alternate personas called “littles”. The time spent between a Daddy and a “little” can be, and by all rights is +supposed+ to be perfectly innocent roleplay. Unfortunately, I’ve come across a few cases where it was anything but. I’m uncomfortable with the entire concept. The girls will ultimately say (just like with rape play) that they are seeking catharsis, and this rp helps them heal. In that instance, I would hope she would be encouraged to seek professional help, rather than “living out her abuse”with a guy that’s more than willing to use her for his own sickening “desires”.
All these people are pedophiles including that whole family community.
Give your hand a rest, Boo Hoo, you’ve wanked for like three weeks straight over your pedo fetish.
Find Jacktheboss 9 on second life. See how he now has a little girl, who he knocked up to have daddys baby. Now if that is not some sick fucked up pedo shit, I do not know what is.
I absolutely agree with you. Despite all the people that would abhor me for my opinion, I think ‘ageplay’, regardless the full type of “kink” (read: sickness) it is, could not possibly be representative of a “lifestyle”. Every year lately, I take the time to write the Lindens a big letter, and tell them how disappointed I am, that unlike just after I started in 1995… so maybe 1996; when they’d cracked down on ageplay with a vengeance, it is done currently with most, if not all, closet doors open. That is a population of SL that is, once again in my opinion, is free to pursue psychologically damaging “roleplay”. And the rest of my rant is in my previous post.
15 bwhahahaha SO TRUE!!! I love how all these bitches act like they the shit.. when they are all fucking nobodies. Heart Heart to them for trying. Now go back to not taking care of your kids and making shitting picture everyday.. Bye
If you’re so contemptuous of how SL people spend their time, why do you waste so much energy watching and talking about it?
What does a sl blogger even do and where are thw blogs posted?
SL bloggers do all kinds of things! They talk about new sims, they make tutorials, they display products they like, they talk about their SLives and activities, they tell stories about their roleplay activities. If you’re ever curious about how other people play, watching vlogs on youtube and checking blogs around the internet is a great way.
Lourdes, why don’t you just get over with this, rebrand and call it FMD Secrets?
I used to come here for the real secrets, the ones that keep designers and content creators on their toes.
What I did NOT come to see is some little shit on a vendetta with FMD making sure they are here every week and ruining it for the rest of us!
I deeply apologize for being part of your ruined SL Secrets experience.
Next time I comment or post I’ll think to myself “Now, would this make MasturBatur happy?”
For real though, it’s one thing to call out designers and whatnot but have you ever seen real backlash or change because of an virtual-secrets post for one of these people? I seem to recall several semi-recent instances (as in, within the last 6-8 months) where idiot designers have just laughed it off. And idiot consumers keep buying the same tired old shit because hey, that’s what they do.
Hard to start a real revolution from your computer chair.
Well if you have been coming here for awhile, then you should know that there are times when a person or entity is the “flavor of the month”. Once its run its course people move on to the next thing. Then we get someone who doesn’t like it and whines that Secrets has been ruined for them because this time the flavor of the month is an RP Sim, or an event or a shoe whore or a magazine or a modeling agency or family rp etc… Everyone has their moment in the sun and it ruins someone’s SL Secrets experience but they get the fuck over it. You will too.
#16. I see nothing wrong with that color pack. I often wear odd colors for my hair. It’s just who I am. 100L isn’t bad when a normal pack of colors can range 300L or more.
Also, the whole point of gacha is that if you don’t like the color way you have, you can trade it. If you just want one color and don’t want to trade or re-sell, gacha may not be for you.
tbh I am confused and I’m NOT taking sides or jumping on any bandwagon. I have never gone to FMD so I have no idea the people there. But isn’t the Daddy/Baby thing in general more about BDSM sorta stuff? I guess I always thought Pedo was pretty defined as preying on the underage . The pictures the past few weeks people post here (last week with the three girls including the Phedora person) I just saw what looked like adult women dressing more to the “cutesy” side. It’s a super interesting topic though as half the girls in SL (me included after I spend wayyyy too much at Kawaii Fair) will do the cute thang for a day or two or Flickr. I confess to dressing cute for my man at times but I don’t look 12 or even 18. Would be nice to hear both sides to know where the line really is and whether bdsm is now becoming age play in people’s minds. Just don’t make me go there to see for myself as I am afraid a picture of me will show up here next week! And please be nice with responses cause I really am just curious.
It’s really nice to see a great dialogue here and sooooo much better than silly vitriol and name calling.
By its’ definition, (very scaled down, here), Daddy Dom/Baby Girl is one of infinite ways to define a D/s relationship. Sometimes there is an aesthetic to it: with pastels, often; gothic lolita; while all are presented on an ADULT avatar.
Whereas the BDSM slave surrenders all control to their Dom/me, and submissive choose a safeword, and outline limits before scening with someone; a babygirl, while perhaps also enjoying some BDSM play, place a tremendous value on the relationship with their Dom/me. They value their wisdom,their direction, and most typically, long to make them happy; either by completing tasks for Him/Her, surprising them with a gift, and they do enjoy, most times, consensual scenes. (“Spanking?!? As long as it’s not cause you’re angry with me, Yummmm!!”) My most beloved moments have been sitting in His lap, and talking, laughing, and listening to music.
There are those babygirls that have alternate personas called “littles”. The time spent between a Daddy and a “little” can be, and by all rights is +supposed+ to be perfectly innocent roleplay. Unfortunately, I’ve come across a few cases where it was anything but. I’m uncomfortable with the entire concept. The girls will ultimately say (just like with rape play) that they are seeking catharsis, and this rp helps them heal. In that instance, I would hope she would be encouraged to seek professional help, rather than “living out her abuse”with a guy that’s more than willing to use her for his own sickening “desires”.
I’m not sure if its okay to leave links here, but I feel this is a good post on the subject: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/8qwze4/why-women-like-to-call-men-daddy-during-sex I would also like to address that many people in SL find BDSM within SL and are unfortunately exposed to very unhealthy relationships that end up having little to do with BDSM. Actual Dd/lg styled relationships have nothing to do with children, women wanting to be children or men wanting to be with children. I wish people would take the time to research things they are interested in, especially when it comes to sexual and mental play. Instead I see a lot of people twisting what is suppose to be a deeper sort of relationship, built on trust, love and respect, into nothing more than a sexual fantasy. Sure, sex is a big part of BDSM, but it isn’t meant to be the entirety of the relationship, nor should it be the start when getting to know someone. With that being put out there, I also feel some of you focus too heavily on what others are doing or not doing in a virtual platform. I’ve seen a lot of people insult others for going to this FMD sim, seeming to know a lot about the people they are bashing. Which leads me to believe there was a time you yourself spent quite a bit of time at the same sim. While you are pointing out that the sim is, or was, called Fuck Me Daddy… you fail to realize you are damning yourself. We all know you frequented there too, with all the knowledge you seem to have on the regulars that go there. Moving on, Daddy should simply be a term of endearment. No, the other person doesn’t (or at least shouldn’t) want to actually be… Read more »
I appreciate the link that you provided, even if it does somewhat back up the claim that I’m aiming for here. Calling someone daddy isn’t -inherently- bad (although I still find it icky as fuck, but that’s personal preference as a male who would probably be one of those “running from the bedroom” if it happened). Here’s my biggest issue. To quote the article you linked: “The most extreme version of this mindset is the DDlg kink community. DDlg stands for Daddy Dom/little girl, usually with only the Daddy getting capitalization. With this kink, men take care of their “littles,” providing toys and discipline. The littles, in turn, bring a joyful innocence to the relationship. The DDlg community thrives on Tumblr, where different blogs are set up for DDlg secrets, personals, and blogs for women who describe themselves as being “Mentally age 3-6, physically all grown up.” This grosses me out more than if they wanted to fuck their dad. But that’s probably just because my personal fetish is being respected as an adult. It also feeds into a problem society has with sexualizing children and rendering grown women childlike. ” Completely objectively. Biases aside (at least as much as they can be, we’re all driven by small biases). How can anyone read this and think “Welp, that seems like a good way to live?” The author’s FIRST instinct was to be grossed out by it. As is mine. I get the whole “your kink isn’t my kink” argument, and fair call. But holy shit, adding a childlike element to your sex life is playing with fire. I admit, do I get a little hyperbolic and quick to spit out the pedophilia angle? Sure. But fuck me man, as someone who has worked closely with those that were impacted by… Read more »
The line is – do you dress to look underage to appear sexually attractive to someone? Do you use language in your sex life that are terms for incest, children, molestation, etc.? Do you roleplay as a minor being with an older person? Do you want your girlfriend to look like a girl in high school or middle school?
If you answered yes to these questions – then you are participating in ageplay and are helping someone get sexual gratification to the thoughts of having sex with a minor/you are having sexual gratification from thoughts of having sex with a minor.
Nobody gives a fuck if you dress kawaii but if for example; you’re in a kemono body or a petite maitreya body or whateverr and in a school uniform to help your man get off then you should probably recommend intensive counseling now to him because you’re indulging in fantasies that he may act upon once Second Life is gone or stops being appealing for him.
I def see what ya’ sayin on certain things yet still see where this becomes crazy muddled in how you make it so fitted and catch all. Like, when did daddy/baby become pedo? I see it more as a dominant/sub fetishy thing that is not at all related. Go to any legit costume shop in real life and you will find school girl and submissive outfits galore. Huge amounts of Etsy artists make tons o’ Dom/sub stuff with “daddy” on it. Of course these have sexual connotations with them BDSM related and other times just kawaii. I would hope at least. Not that this justifies it in how you sketch the portrait but I think there are many worlds and you sorta kinda made them into one and weirdly hard for anyone to judge. All are a fetish for sure but hardly worth getting your panties all in a jumble if innocent. Anthony Weiner sexting with a 15 year old is of course gross as fuck and he should be burned for it. And to add on if the adult woman in SL is in a kemono body in the circumstances you say and saying she is 15 while doing the thang ok yeah perhaps they should BOTH realize that it is stepping over the line. Saying BOTH because you can’t force any one person in SL into a look.. I mean I know I would not wear that body for ANYONE as I paid dearly for my twins and curves. Now, can we talk my fantasy about Santa Claus. Don’t worry though as I am an adult in it and shiny gifts are involved! 🙂
Uh oh, I’ve been a real naughty GIRL… I made this pedo real mad hahahaha.
It’s not hard to know when something is wrong.. raping kids is bad & pretending to be a child that’s being raped is also bad so…. not sure why me having this opinion is shocking to you Huntress.. but then again, I don’t come to a video game for love and I’m not desperate enough to pretend to be a child so people will e-fuck me. :3
And as I told the FMD stampede last week, a response takes less than 2 minutes – I can do this while I poop.. it’s either this or youtube. But Youtube doesn’t give me the same amount of laughs as a herd of fat ladies raising their blood pressure as I type something else to upset them.
*CLAPS* I am very impressed! I mean, WOW.
This BrothelWhispers right here just so happens to know about – and in GREAT detail – every single thing about a) pedophilia, b) ageplay and c) incest.
It has become clear that she (yes she) has become the SL Secrets authority and subject matter expert on these disgusting topics seeing these are the only keywords that trigger her.
Mind you, she is not a social worker or a therapist (not difficult to tell because she’s a loser who follows through on every comment on SL Secrets lol).
One can only conclude with certainty that SHE HERSELF is a pathetic pedophile … It’s really simple: there is NO FUCKING way ANYONE can know this much about all that shit unless they themselves have indulged – and probably still do – in pedophilia, incest and ageplay.
This is what happens when you try so hard. You call yourself out.
You disgusting pedophile. *Spits on your face*
Pathetic.
I don’t know who #13 is, but infringing on Jim Cornette’s gimmick will not make you as witty and funny as he is.
Looks like Kenny Omega is shitposting on virtual-secrets again.
I would have gone with Vince Russo as a guess. I feel like there would have to be a classic DX/NWO reference for it to be a 2017 The Elite shitpost.
So much talk about pedophilia yet it lacks any proof.
Most people resort to calling people pedophiles when they got nothing out… Pretty much projecting their own sexual fantasies. That’s truly what’s wrong with these autists.
I see the word pedo thrown around on facebook so much it’s unnerving. Most don’t even realize it’s about prepubescent children and not teenagers. DD/bg is not pedophilia at all. Those who throw it under that term probably have NO idea of what it truly is and may have stumbled upon some weird shit that was completely unacceptable and wrong and just lumped it all together. I know what I am saying is gonna be super unpopular and get downvoted like crazy, but meh logic isn’t always acceptable.
I didn’t say I was in that scene. I just researched it because well I am a curious person. I do find it a little freaky odd when adults dress up as children in real life to be in their little space and roleplay as a child. That I can’t truly get past. I mean yeah it’s adults doing adults, but not my kink. I just don’t like to make a broad stroke of ALL people that are into a particular fetish and call them pedophiles. If they are into DD/bg and whatever branches and they get into the illegal shit on second life then they are DOING IT WRONG. Those are the people you avoid, AR and hoping they burn in hell.
Also yes I do correct people on what is a pedophile. I do enjoy watching them self destruct and go ape shit and call anyone that correct them a pedophile. Just because you don’t agree with someone it does not make them a pedophile.
The second someone throws in the “well, pedophilia isn’t ACTUALLY about being attracted to teenagers! You’re talking about PEDERASTY YOU IDIOT!” I tune out – it’s a dumb technicality that adds nothing to the conversation.
Bonus points if you call yourself a “lolita” and claim “it’s not about appearing as a child!”
If you’re comfortable living in a headspace where it’s cool to refer to a sexual partner as “daddy” or “little girl” and talk about “princess parts” then hey, you do you. We’re all entitled to opinions, and it’s cool that you have yours.
Just be prepared for the fact that some people are going to find it fucked up.
It was literally called “Fuck Me Daddy.”
I’ve never wanted to fuck my kids. The whole concept of “babygirls” and “little girls” and “daddies” grosses me out.
You walk an incredibly fine line when you’ve got someone calling her partner “daddy” (aka DAD!) and someone calling his partner “little girl.”
If you can’t see what could possibly, maybe, a little bit be considered wrong with that? I don’t know what to tell ya.
Bobby “Internet Daddy Hate Machine” Trivia
@First Time Commenting
How nice of you to join us! Welcome to SL Secrets, I’m sure you’ll love it here.
I’m sorry to hear my posts make you “cringe with disgust” – however, I do know the feeling. Funnily enough that’s the same thing I do when I see someone roleplaying as a child and calling their partner “daddy,” so we’re coming from the same place.
As far as biases go, I wouldn’t say that I’m anymore biased than the next person who is influenced by their environment. And “reflecting on my own sick ideas”? Not sure where that concept came from, it seems a little backwards to point the fat, Dorito-dusted finger at someone who doesn’t have a “little girl” nor insist on being called “daddy.”
The unfortunate thing about Second Life is that you’re never far from this type of silliness, and since I’ve been around it’s been way too common for my tastes, and around me way more than I would like (note: certainly not by me participating).
But if NOT wanting to be called daddy and NOT talking about my girlfriend as a “little girl” or her “princess parts” or NOT having her dress up as a 12 year old for me (and in fact being disgusted by all these things) makes me a pedophile to some people, then so be it. I expect my Pedo Monthly newsletter in the mail any time now.
Lol.. if you say you like to fuck dogs, it’s not biased but fair or “proof” to say you’re into beastality. If you say that you like to fuck “little girls” then it’s fair to say that you’re into fucking little kids.
No bias, just going off the language of this kink.
Do us all a big favor Bobby Trivia and shut your stupid mouth hole. Skimming through comments I have to cringe with disgust every time I read one of yours. You are clearly not unbiased here and I would bet you are reflecting your own sick ideas with baseless accusations. I have never commented here but this is sickening. Just shut up. FFS.
Yet i see not proof..
Your biased accusations are biased and inept.
#3 Hi I’m a realllly hot female model in RL. I joined FMD expecting to find other models and sexy men with 6pack. Now I feel disappointed and I am going to ask Lance for my money back! BOOHOO!
Please tell me where I can find sexy men with 6-packs who love commitment on SL. I feel lost and seek your kind help.
Kindest regards,
RL Female Model
Are we really still doing this?
#16 – Some people like those colors and wear them often. Just because you don’t like the color options of that pack doesn’t make it bad. Gacha’s are a scam in general, or have you not realized that yet? Just do what the majority of us do, and find the options you want on the market. Usually you can get the commons for less than one pull of the gacha itself.
As for all the Teqi and FMD drama, you guys are making me want to go to these places just to see what they are all about. I’ve never paid to go to a sim in SL and have always found it a rather dumb idea. You are paying someone to stand around a ‘club’… you can do that for free at many other places, with the same types of people standing around browsing the internet, semi afk. What makes these pay to enter sims so good?
Yeah, it sounds like a good idea.
Same as when you pay to go to the state fair to see the pigs and cows.. but once you get inside, you realize they’re all just a bunch of fat smelly animals wallowing in their own filth and you wasted your money on the entrance fee to see something that you could’ve googled.
Silly twats…..
Trolling!
My job is done.
Peace out bitchea!
#3 Hi I’m Josef Fritzl, the murderer/rapist who kept his incestuous children in a sex dungeon. I joined FMD expecting to find 8 year olds and the little girls of the world there. All I found was fat old women who were molested as children pretending to be preteens. Now I feel disappointed and I am going to ask Lance for my money back! BOOHOO!
Please tell me where I can find 8 year olds who love commitment on SL. I feel lost and seek your kind help.
Kindest regards,
Josef Fritzl
Ps. See? It’s not that funny.
SO FUCKING LAME!! LOL your attempts at bashing FMD has become an entertainment genre of its own. I would say go out and do something else, but I know you’re a society reject, and this is as good as gets for you. You will die a lonely person.
I wanted to go and see what all this fuss is about FMD, but hearing that there is a fee to stand around looking at each other kinda ruins it for me. Though pretty sure based on the posts here I am not missing anything since I can basically hear about all that goes down there through this site.
You are destined to die alone because you don’t like fatties rping as daddies and little girls lol damn RIP.
If you could give me a quick little rundown of how not supporting Fuck Me Daddy leads to me dying a lonely person, that’d be lovely.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s nice to have something to staunchly believe in. I just wish you’d choose something not so centered around thinly veiled pedophilia. It’s disappointing.
#3 Hi I’m Amanda (Jerradyne) the stupid ugly fucking cunt. I joined FMD expecting to find a Daddy who can put my lame fat ass in place. I couldn’t, so I stole someone else’s Daddy. I come to SL Secrets and comment under the pseudonym “BrothelWhispers” because I’m just a skarred fat lifeless bitch ass ho on welfare. Now I feel disappointed that I’ve been called out and I am going to ask Lance for my money back! But, oh wait, he already banned my fat ass from there. BOOHOO!
Please tell me where I can find Daddy doms, even if they are fake af, who love commitment but fuck others behind my back. I feel lost and seek your kind help.
Kindest regards,
Amanda (Jerradyne) the fat ugly cunt
Yes, it is me Amanda!!!!
Now everyone please IM me that I have offended 🙂
#3 Hi I’m a hot male model in RL. Wide jawline, six-pack and all that shit. I joined FMD expecting to find sexy babes and RL models. Now I feel disappointed and I am going to ask Lance for my money back! BOOHOO!
Please tell me where I can find sexy hot women and RL models on SL. I feel lost and seek your kind help.
Sincerely yours,
RL Male Model
LOL
Good to see that you guys rehearsed a new defense against the laughter <3
But I agree, your patrons are not attractive at all (unless you're into human septic tanks) – thank you for restating what everyone has been laughing about in the comment sections for weeks.
Teqi banned me years ago, back when her shit hole was free to go to. Glad I never gave that cunt not even one linden. 1500L is just plain insane to charge to get in. I don’t understand why do people go to these shit holes of adult places when their are adult places with far better aesthetics & atmosphere totally empty. *shrugs*
#6 – Don’t know this person personally but I’ve heard of him from a friend and rumors about him as well. Needless to say, his ‘friends’ and family are toxic. They will say they have each other’s back but they all back stab one another. Pathetic. Warning: Stay away from him, his family and friends.
haha, nice try Hadleigh. go cry that casey left you again.
Lol! It’s funny you assume I’m that Hadleigh or whatever person. People know people in SL so it’s not uncommon for others to know rumours about other people who knows that person.
Lol! It’s funny you assume I’m that Hadleigh or whatever person. People know people in SL so it’s not uncommon for others to know rumours about other people who knows that person.
6 – I’m not sure how he is lying about his RL gender, unless you are saying he really is a MAN in RL, which doesn’t seem to be what you are accusing. I’ve only talked to him briefly once or twice and one of the first things he told me was that he was a girl in RL. He even has RL pictures of himself on his Flickr which is linked in his profile, or at least was at the time I talked to him. So I’m just really confused at why you think he’s lying about his RL gender? The other stuff I have no comment on because I don’t actually know him, just thought the gender thing was a little ridiculous. If he was hiding the fact that he’s really a girl, he’s doing a really shitty job at that, anyone who opens his Flickr can see he’s really a girl. Weather those are actually his RL pictures, I don’t know, but it definitely doesn’t seem like he’s trying to trick anyone about his gender at least.
The bitch is just salty because He wont date her. Constantly showing up at our home crying that her ” boyfriend” left her again. Its quite pathetic to be honest.
Just checked his flickr. Not seeing any real life pictures.
#3 Hi I’m Cristiano Ronaldo, the famous football player. I joined FMD expecting to find sexy babes and the Claudia Schiffers of the world. Now I feel disappointed and I am going to ask Lance for my money back! BOOHOO!
Please tell me where I can find sexy hot women on SL. I feel lost and seek your kind help.
Sincerely yours,
Cristiano Ronaldo
#3 Hi I’m Claudia Schiffer, the model. I joined FMD expecting to find other models and the Cristiano Ronaldos of the world there. Now I feel disappointed and I am going to ask Lance for my money back! BOOHOO!
Please tell me where I can find sexy men with 6-packs who love commitment on SL. I feel lost and seek your kind help.
Kindest regards,
Claudia Schiffer
Ah, FMD faithful. Never change.
I actually want to thank you – I’ve been feeling a little old recently but you lot are always around to make me feel young and sprightly again.
I vaguely recalled the name Claudia Schiffer, but had to call in the aid of my old friend Wikipedia who had this to say: “She rose to fame in the early 1990s as one of the world’s most successful models.”
Early 1990s.
You just name-dropped someone who rose to fame when I was 2 years old.
Thank you for the ego boost, whoever you are.
Claudia Schiffer??
Are you like 50 years old? How old are you that she is the most relevant supermodel that you could name?
Glad to see that Fat Mama Dungeon has started the acceptance phase that they are ugly fat slobs and will never be anything resembling their avatars.
#3 can you please remove my RL pic and my children from that photo? kthxbai xD
Amanda commenting here to claim her 5 minutes of fame? Pffttt. Go raise your child bitch instead of lurking in shit holes.
Get a life… I didn’t post shit and people using my name is cute. Another part that’s funny is I don’t even go to fmd anymore. And yep that’s meeee lol all 500 lbs.. lmfao and what 6 kids? Lol riiiight
#9 spot on. Teqi has taken it way too far this time. fuck her and her cesspool of a club. ain’t nothing there but ugly fat “babygirls” and “Daddy doms”
Nah, Teqi’s is for noobs & old people pretending to be in bikergangs.
FMD is where the fat piggy babygirls & their small dick daddies hang out.
Also yes, DD/LG is ageplay.
If you’re talking about your “princess parts” and using child aesthetics, it certainly is ageplay and actual child avatars (as well as most adults) don’t think it’s cute or appropriate.
It is funny there are “babygirls” and “Daddydoms”, since she was always so extreme against the the whole scene. Teqis is shit for years now. I mean who is stupid enough to even pay 10 Linden to join her “club” shouldn’t be surprised.
They aren’t allowed? I’m a kitten to a daddy dom and we go there to swing all the time. Whats the issue with babygirls and daddy doms..? If it’s ageplay I completely agree that’s gross and not-allowed, but that’s all.
#9 Teqi is not only a cunt. She’s the worst kind of cunts. The ugly, money hungry, cum guzzling, ignorant, illiterate kind. her club is a lag fest noob shit hole that charges 1500 L$ to join. And now wanted to charge her members who already fuckin paid 1500 an additional just 500 L$ to talk in group chat? NAH bitch fuck you. that ho is outta her mind!
I like when Teqi gets upset but her english is so bad that reading her nonsense is like a bad puzzle
It looks like you have a copycat!
Sorts of comments are usually from people who can only speak one language.
Sincerely a Twat!
Take a deep breath!!
I thought Teqi was a dude, so thank you for confirming that she is really a she.
SHE is illiterate, geezus Christ look at your own post.
Take a computer break and go enjoy some fresh air.
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!
oh and hi teqi! (stupidhookers – ha!)
i knew you read secrets since you complain about them in group chat – didn’t know you posted here too!
i dont think anyone “confirmed” that teqi was female. im pretty sure it’s a dude.
tbh i only stay in the group so i can watch teqi’s trainwreck group notices – the actual club is noobish looking and lame af. those notices however are comedy gold!
also, the 500l to talk in group chat was a total joke – it lasted for all of five minutes before teqi took “her” meds and realized what a stupid idea it was. i wonder how many losers paid it? im guessing jiggafox was one – how else is he gonna get laid if he cant post offers to take chicks shopping in return for sex every 20 mins?
the cynic in me wonders if teqi was mad everyone was talking about fmd and wanted to grab some attention too. any publicity is good publicity amirite?
StupidHookers historically trashed every other “club” and all the people on this site but now stands by Teqi? Things that make you go “hmmmmmmm”. That’s how you know someone has an ulterior motive here or is that person in question. Bottom line, makes you look hypocritical and invalidates all your previous and future comments. So yeah, fuck you.