Welcome to virtual-secrets, week 462.
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virtual-secrets: Week 462
· Lourdes Denimore ·
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Before we delve into secrets…
• If you hook up with a crazy in SL, it is not our responsibility to help you deal with that. If it becomes a RL issue contact law enforcement.
• Trust no one. If you tell people your laundry they will air it for you.
• Secret submissions are anonymous. We don’t know if your crazy ex or your abuela submitted them.
• Make your secrets legible.
• Do not contact us just to threaten us, especially with e-lawyers. We’ve been doing this for 12+ years. You are not the first nor will you be the last.
• Lastly, if the material submitted here triggers you, please get help. If the materials submitted here make you suicidal please see the suicide hotline numbers posted. They are there to help.
#1 so true, milk pretty much has the shittiest customer service skills on the entire grid. She only replies to be an asshat, then pretty much shuts up after using her one liner on you.
whoever thinks SL is a game is full of crap. There is no game being played no end result to win or gather points. Its a virtual world full of real people who have feelings and YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU ARE ACTUALLY SPEAKING TO. Maybe the Queen or a kid down the block… you never know for sure.. unless actually know the person anyway. All these stupid whining insulting images with NO PS SKILLS at all. If you are going to bitch about people at DO IT WELL.
I’ve met some peeps in SL who think they are the Queen but I very much doubt the actual Queen would ever be on SL!
Have you been spending too long online again and you’re delusional.
You also seem really angry.
Amen, esp that DO IT WELL line. Pretty sure that is what Charles Manson told his followers to do on their killing sprees. Chill out and get off the damn computer 24/7 playing your SL game.
Ok sounds like someone is Intensely gaming 24/7. Sl is a Game silly! I just came back from the gym and there were no avatars lifting weights. Just real people in a real world bro.
Technically SL could be classified as an social open world sandbox game that is also a virtual community.
You people take SL entirely too seriously. All of you need to shut off the fucking computer and step outside. lol
#3 and #4 Gawds, where to start: small font, endless gibberish, blah blah blah. Really, this secret, well, it’s just a mess. It’s so boring when people rant about ex’s here. I am self medicating myself for even being curious enough to read and try to understand. Just yawn…another ex, another vendetta. It’s Second Life and no one cares, honey.
It’s especially funny because second life is a game. The Partner title is a joke- as if these people are together in Real Life lol. If SL dropped the partner slot or display tags such as husband , wife, master, daddy, ding dong , what have you , I bet a lot of this video lovefest fighting would cease. It’s not for real peeps, just a game.
Some people actually are with their sl partners. Like me.
But, people using sl as a platform to screw around on their rl or trying to use people needs to stop.
I see someone mistook virtual-secrets for SLEssays today. That was quite the list of grievances.
Maybe you should just block and find someone else to hang out with?
And it’s not even Festivus
@3 and 4: I get your complain is random dude demanding all emotional support from his fiancee while dropping her when she cannot deal with her depression alone which is shitty indeed but you really shouldn’t get this low as yep queer folks can be vile but being queer is not the part of their vile. So no, not all trans dudes will agree with you.
On a serious note: Emotional abuse is not excused by anything – be it being trans or having a mental illness. Sure, can contribute to problems but you cannot throw your partner out the door when they are too low because of that (I took that as example).
Am I the only one who misses the shoe maker secrets?
It is not just you.
#9 Oh you got one too?
6, 7 and 8, ya’ll not heard of gyazo?
Well, this week is rather boring.
#9 – Maybe she was nice to you but she wasn’t nice to the people she hurt, used and lead on. She was “nice” to get whatever she wanted. She was “nice” to you not because she cared but because she wanted adoration and attention from you. Everything she did had an agenda.
You know you can open 3 and 4 in different window and click it to enlarge the image? lol
It’s just a poorly-written personal soap opera, and not worth even that level of effort, unless you’re one of the parties involved, in which case you probably already know the story, anyway.
To be fair, that applies to at least half of these secrets, so…
so you should make your own story then Cicadetta make a better soap opera
# 3 and 4
I would like to congratulate you on the smallest font ever . You’re about as useful as the Pope’s balls.
Knew I’d seen this quote before and it was on Just-One-Liners.com and just for a tiny moment I thought you were being original
LMFAO “As useless as the popes balls” …. i’m fucking dead xD Amazing. And so so so accurate! Cheers to you!
3 and 4 must be written by High Schoolers. Sounds like basic high school drama. Then jumping from Real World, they did this, to Second Life, just cements why SL relationships are retarded and basically a joke.
CLICK IT! please take the time to use your finger and click the photo so you can read it lmao
If you cannot take the time to make a legible secret that fits within the 600x450px parameters then no, I cannot be bothered to read it.
It’s such a hard nonsense read even if you enlarge on it, i gave up after the first sentence…
But then again why on earth would anyone take the time to read a novel on absolute NOBODIES?
I am starting to think this is a trend now, and these useless people who NO ONE knows about just assume anyone gives a shit or try to use this website to write about theirselves and attempt to make others believe someone actually gives a shit about what they do.
We don’t.
you know you can open #3 and #4 on different window and click on them again to make it full screen? lol don’t make drama on simple things
LMAO <3
LMAO I love this Best thing on virtual-secrets for the week hands down <3