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virtual-secrets: Week 449
· Lourdes Denimore ·
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Before we delve into secrets…
• If you hook up with a crazy in SL, it is not our responsibility to help you deal with that. If it becomes a RL issue contact law enforcement.
• Trust no one. If you tell people your laundry they will air it for you.
• Secret submissions are anonymous. We don’t know if your crazy ex or your abuela submitted them.
• Make your secrets legible.
• Do not contact us just to threaten us, especially with e-lawyers. We’ve been doing this for 12+ years. You are not the first nor will you be the last.
• Lastly, if the material submitted here triggers you, please get help. If the materials submitted here make you suicidal please see the suicide hotline numbers posted. They are there to help.
If people were more worried about living their real life, they wouldn’t have time to worry about who is pixel fucking who.
Reason for all these chronic cases in sl
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/witches-allegedly-stole-penises-and-kept-them-as-pets-in-the-middle-ages?utm_source=dmfb
The wildest thing about this week’s comments has to be the flock of puritans who apparently have all day to stand around sex sims, judging.
At least I understand the desire to go to an RP sim for a bit of fun adult fuckery, but who are these people who hang out and take attendance so they can report back to SL Secrets?!
Y’all are the real psychological enigmas to me.
First off, no one cares what anyone does on a video game , BUT the OP of the secret is saying this woman is MARRIED in RL and cumming with other men on the game. That’s called cheating on your spouse. Karma is a bitch though, I’m sure one day she will get caught diddling to the computer screen by her husband. Seems like the woman has no priorities in her life. I feel sorry for her husband and hope he finds a real lady who loves him back.
Stock must of went up in vagisil and Monostat for that woman’s fishy cunt!! Tells me you and hubby are fat and old as fuck. Do you lift up your meat apron for your husband? LOL
Hey Prude,
I’m happily married in RL and my husband is chill that I get off with guys in SL. I do with his blessing.
Lots of sex in RL with hubby, lots of satisfaction in SL. ?
Ginny we all know this is you with your different emails on alts. You use the same wording a lot. Do us a favour and just go piss off in your world of toilet house fuckery!
Uhm…
I’m not Ginny, or Ginny’s alt, but, I do find your wildly flailing speculation adorable, Anon. 😀
LOL @ #9! Let’s get the facts straight that her RL consists of sitting her fat ass on the computer all day while her girlfriend (who she met off SL) and her 2 kids go to work and school. Her poor husband in the midst of all that too. Save your family dog? Give a sob story and get what you want and continue to collect donations to pay it off when apparently you all had the money all along. Right! I could ditch out more info but I won’t. Good riddance.
#2 is fucking cringy is hell
on a virtual world and someone is cheating on them, gawd, get some irl, download tinder or whatever.
also yeah, little bones dont know how to make curly hair texture, it looks like chopped shit that got caught into a lawnmower.
#2 – Why do you care? There are many reasons to come to SL. Some are here strictly to explore their kinky side.
Some are here for the mixed bag.
I’m here for RP both straight and filthy, but I also love building different pixeldolls and exploring a bit.
Secret maker #2 appears to have a butt full of hurt.
https://youtu.be/35bw3gbDyQY
Ok please answer this. How in fucks name do you explore a kinky side VIRTUALLY?? Tell the truth- you are nothing but a chronic masturbator , end of story .
Just because a person busts a nut online, IE Skype, sl,whatever. DOESN’T make them a chronic diddler. Some people are in committed long distance relationships. Just because I choose not to get laid in RL by any random fuckwad,makes that said person pathetic? My dear, you need to rethink your lifes purpose. stop attempting to troll on a slamboook website, go outside and get some fresh air and stop being a judgmental twatwaffle.
Lol this chronic mastrubator reminds me of those who keep many alts and keep logging on on alts or even multiple viewer just to get someone to mastrubate together lol. They log on SL just to mastrubate lmao!!!!!
I can understand what H is saying and why she doesn’t understand pixel sex or text sex. The brain is the biggest sexual organ we humans possess…and since hers is so dang small, it’s obvious why she wouldn’t find roleplaying satisfying. Your RL is so satisfying? That’s really funny. It’s so satisfying you come and troll people anonymously on an SL gossip rag.
All it says to me is you ain’t getting nothing in real life and are content to sit on your computer chair and jack off to pixels. It’s your choice, but it’s really sad. Sure you can say you are getting it in reals, but then if you’re getting it on SL too , your real life is severely messed up. Godspeed and I hope you see a therapist. As for me, I have a partner in reals and would never dream of getting off with pixel sex.
Yep, I masturbate. I wouldn’t say it is chronic but it is fairly regular. Everyone has spank bank material. Why do you think that romance novels are so popular?
Of course you can explore your fantasies through shared roleplay. You can create any type of fantasy you like with the imagination and prims.
You don’t fantasize at all? Not all fantasies are nefarious.
Also, I said that some of my RP is sexual and some is just normal fantasy no-sex RP. Depends on my mood and the time I have for entertainment outside of work, taking care of my home, spending time with those I love in RL.
It sounds like you could use a knee-trembler or two.
little bones let her ego take over thinkin her shit dont stink
Ah, seems like the “call someone a pedo if we dont like them” squad is out in full force again this week! Is it the insult craze of the recent times?
See my point was proven. You can’t reason with people like this. Ephebophilia is an adult being exclusively interested in 15-19 year olds. Different than Pedophilia. It doesn’t take much to actually learn something instead of attacking another person like this. I am not into anyone unless they are 37-50 years old. So your attacking me calling me a pedo does nothing to me. I know in my heart that I am not. Having knowledge about something does not make you that something. Also I don’t think any adult should be interested in another unless they are an adult, but in some countries and even some states in the US it’s legal when the minor is a certain age. I don’t make the laws nor do I think they are ok. So please educate yourself before you start throwing around terms you do not understand.
Hey Goji do you think J and the anonymous ones are just trolling? Not sure anyone can truly be that stupid though can they? I am still scratching my head wondering how this all turned into me being some wacked out pedo over knowing some simple and easily found out terms. Well I will just keep on enjoying my relationship with a man who is in his 40’s.
WTF kind of crack you smoking J? I don’t make up terms. I am actually shocked for once at the amount of stupidity that I have just read. Could you even be bothered to google that word to realize it’s an actual term to describe what I had said. I can’t and won’t normalize pedo’s. Sorry, but you’re just tossing out shit hoping that it sticks.
J, you DO realize that 16 is the age of consent in a lot of countries, right? obviously it’s creepy if someone about 40 is hitting on a 16 year old BECAUSE theyre young, but that doesnt mean it’s “OMG U SO PERV U PEDO” if things are different circumstance
I see that crap on facebook all the time. If you don’t agree with some wack job then you’re a pedo. If you correct some idiot about how someone who is older being interested in 15-17 year olds isn’t really pedophilia (still creepy af, but not pedo creepy.) they will rip you a new one and call YOU a pedo because you know terminology. Sometimes I think it’s just the whole word is just horrible and people toss it out as an insult to get others to back away or scare them.
Did you just say someone old interested in 15 year olds is NOT being a pedo?!! Are you out of your fucking mind!! What is it then? It’s something that leads to statutory rape and prison time. You must be a pedo you filthy asshole!
@9 loooolll about damn time.
what goes around comes around at some point lmao. really wiped the floor clean with that kid
Who is #9 about? There’s another Steph & Venus whom are friends that people are getting this post mixed up with them. Some clarification on who it is would be awesome so others aren’t being bothered 🙂
#2
Ginny is an awesome person and a fantastic performer. It sounds to me as if you’re feeling a bit jealous of her talent and ability. I adore Ginny and could care less what she does on an alt (or her main). She brings it to the stage and that’s what matters. Plus she’s a fantastic friend and truly supports those she works with. Stop stalking her and her supposed alt. It’s creepy stalkery behavior!
Ha! anyone wanna see the biggest joke , look at this old fat ass woman’s avatar on YouTube as well. Talk about pathetic. Ginny just get your fat ass on the treadmill so maybe your husband will pay more attention to you- or does he know of all your slexing?
As far as I’m concerned she’s a disgusting peedo. All the woman knows is sex. She can’t even have a normal conversation. As for Alts, she’s got more then two. Check out the mature dogger area . She spreads it for Anyone. Classic case of the uglier and out of shape the woman in reals is- she sexes up to be the second life whore. Oh, and dancing-lol – standing on a poseball takes years of training my dear.
*pedo
Jesus H! Who pissed in your wheaties?? WTF does it matter who or how these people get off? Unless you’re sticking your proverbial dick in their proverbial hoohah, why the fuck does it matter? Is it breaking the law? Did they assault you?
H, did she touch you in your no-no place? Just show us on your dolly where she hurt you… No? then shut the fuck up and stop being a fucking prude.
Let people live and let live and mind your own god damn business. Ginny, you be you and don’t let anyone get you down for when you wanna get down, no matter how dirty and raunchy it may get!
“Classic case of the uglier and out of shape the woman in reals is- she sexes up to be the second life whore. ” yeap! Those who are so much into sex in secondlife are believed to be in this category in RL. They love their pixels body so much and can not stop showing it off all the time. Boobies, pussies, booties …. lmao and all are just fucking pixels. I am not surprise SL can be a cheap replacement for viagra. And majority of this addict sit in front of the computer at old folks home.
I’m not your dear, and we don’t “stand on poseballs.” But you know, you do you. I’m sure being a judgmental witch takes up a lot of your free time. When you’re not hanging out at the mature dogger area and what not. <3
I really wish people could use more text on their SL secrets. Really ram it in there. Maybe choose an even smaller type.
That’s the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a reply here.
#10
Shitty hair as always
her ego took over, now she thinks her shit dont stink. people still glorify her too
#3 lol it is impossible to fuck in sl, it’s just pixels
Thank you….also impossible to actually spread ones legs or be an actual slut. SLexing just doesn’t count.
#5
I didn’t make this secret but the words on it have been taken from a comment I made on another more shittier gossip website where unlike this one they allow people to use various emails and names to troll people.
What I said is true, Jackie does have a group and Arnno must be an admin as he invited my image so I thanked him.
Not sure why anyone would make a secret about it.
@TeaAddict, but taking pics of a places you didnt create or decorated is creative?!
I never questioned her creativity or pics. Tea, however, likes to lash out to me that way, she probably thinks she is insulting me. It’s irrelevant anyway, she doesn’t have to like (or look at) my pics of elfs having sex.
Yes, that’s kinda what photography is.
It shows your whining and entitlement.
What I was getting at was that one would have thought that by opening her sim and allowing the public in then she might have welcomed pictures from everyone and all levels of ability.
There are some really good SL photographers out there who are new on the scene and also some that just quietly make really beautiful pictures.
It’s her choice if she chooses to curate the pictures, but at the end of the day it’s just a Flickr group, no biggie so I think she was the one with the sense of entitlement not me.
I took pictures on several sims and most owners said thank you for visiting, Jackie didn’t and I mentioned it in a comment and now someones made a secret out of it.
Go back to taking pictures of yourself giving an elf a blowjob as that’s really creative. LOL
6. I can not stand Jaymie Lorakeet and I don’t understand how on earth she keeps getting into Arcade. Her stuff is so basic with terrible textures and no shading. She hasn’t progressed in creating since I knew her many many moons ago and she needs to be knocked down a few pegs.
Jayme minds her own buisness maybe you should mind yours.
Don’t attack her for a style she sticks to like any other designer does when they like what they do. That’s their style, don’t like it? Don’t buy. Simple as that. If sales drop then designers don’t feel its worth to make anymore. If people keep purchasing then they know others like what they do and keep to a style and keep creating. Simple logic.
Besides if you were mean to her first why the heck would she wanna contact you? if you weren’t maybe her rl life is busy! Do you even know about her RL? If not keep your mouth shut. Her items are very beautiful. Her textures are amazing! Like what that person said up there if you don’t like it don’t buy it simple as that!!
#5
For starters, the sim is called NorderNey. Not Nay.
Also, the sim owner pays for this sim, you do not. She also has a Flickr-group which she indeed curates: to show pics SHE likes. Of HER sim. Her place. Not yours. Her money. Not yours.
Stop feeling so entitled, if your pics are not admitted to that flickr group, so what?
I’ve seen you whining about this on the Whisperer’ site. Go buy your own sim and make your own Flickr group and then see how it works. Get over it.
Caitlin…well said!
Jacky put together a great sim, and opened it to the public. That is pretty gracious in itself. SL Photographers are always looking for great new places to take photos, and she provided a place. Is that not enough? The group description specifically says it is a private group. You got an image invited to the group. Why does it matter who invited the image? Seems your goal was accomplished. Stop being a twat.
Oh my gosh.
People are still commenting on what I deemed to be a throwaway comment on a gossip website.
The very fact that someone made a secret about it (using Matt Johnson’s beautiful image) only shows how very little they have going on in their life.
Being creative helps me cope with my MS so encouraged by friends and RL family I made a Flickr to show my images, but sadly a troll accused me of being someone else who had numerous alts, and posted my images on the other shittier gossip website, and in replying to said troll I made comments regarding my experiences on Flickr.
I had no idea that my comments would upset someone so deeply, as heck imo they weren’t even that bad, but if they did I apologise to that person and also to the people I made the comments about.
The End.
Not to mention the significant amount of time it takes to decorate a sim beautifully, and the expense. People pour so much time and money into creating beautiful spaces. Be grateful they share them with you instead of complaining that they didn’t thank you for coming or showcasing their work. She didn’t like your photos enough to include them. If they are good and just not to her taste, you can post them somewhere else.