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virtual-secrets: Week 420
· Lourdes Denimore ·
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Before we delve into secrets…
• If you hook up with a crazy in SL, it is not our responsibility to help you deal with that. If it becomes a RL issue contact law enforcement.
• Trust no one. If you tell people your laundry they will air it for you.
• Secret submissions are anonymous. We don’t know if your crazy ex or your abuela submitted them.
• Make your secrets legible.
• Do not contact us just to threaten us, especially with e-lawyers. We’ve been doing this for 12+ years. You are not the first nor will you be the last.
• Lastly, if the material submitted here triggers you, please get help. If the materials submitted here make you suicidal please see the suicide hotline numbers posted. They are there to help.
Creators don’t need a fucking list of what you do or do not like. Don’t be so fucking entitled. Buy what you like, don’t buy what you don’t. If something is legitimately broken let them know about -that- thing.
I have been blogged and badmouthed by you, yay!
And still I would LOVE to work with you guys.
You guys rock!!!!
By the way. Little Bones maker is a cunt. I have a bunch of notecards exchanged with her when I said her hair is now looking like plastic. Sometimes explaining politely in a notecard what you do NOT like, leads you nowhere – I mean, unless hell and fuck off ARE some place.
Creators like to hear flattery only. Tell them you dislike something, you can go to hell.
But guess what! Freedom of expression is not ONLY for flattery and not ONLY what others wants to hear. It’s NOT a crime of libel and slander, either.
Little bones, FUCK OFF.
CATWA, FUCK OFF YOU TOO. I have your heads NOT FREE and indeed you couldn’t care less about your customers.
And the new ones have silicone pussy lips!!
#3. Stillllll so salty because #3 wont give you her shape….tsktsktsk. Only thing resulting from your secrets is Dahlia’s fans growing by the numbers. I see her follower count go up everytime you post something. Dahlia you pictures are PHENOMENAL and I see you help your family and friends out as well with their avatars! I’d love to be in your family any day! <3
@#8 – To reiterate everyone else’s thoughts, you’re clearly the saltiest and saddest little thing.
You clearly never even met him or are just rolling around in your own bitterness because he probably curved you.
Do better.
Not only am I NOT believing this sad little secret, I’m gonna to spend some L’s in his store in support.
Ta!
Anyone who wants to troll #1 or #2’s ex-boyfriend then you can if you want here is a link to his FB -> https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009233663746 have fun and here is his best friend -> https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007177997002&fref=nf&pnref=story they are more than likely the ones making these petty posts.
Um excuse me admin I got all kinds of accusations when I mentioned someone hy their AV name who lived in London and had a kid (could have been anyone). And now we have a link to a Facebook page of a real life person HELLO. Guess its the ol slelebrity favourtisium you say doesn’t exist lol
Um hello did you actually look at the profile? Let me see he apparently is a mutant since he attended the Charles Xavier school for mutants. He’s also a graduate of Hogwarts house Slitheryn. All his family members and pets are SL avatars.
I guess it’s your lack of reading or basic intelligence that doesn’t allow you to see there is no issue here.
So what, people can put whatever they want on their Facebook page. It’s a link to a RL person. What a nasty person you are, not sure why you have to try and insult my intelligence to cover up your lack of vigilance. You really should ask yourself why your first line of defence is to be a bitch.
My first line of defense is to be a bitch because I am a bitch. Once again you are talk talk talking but you don’t know the players, the game or the rules. I chose to point out your lack of intelligence once again. Let me explain something your pea sized brain isn’t getting. Kess and I administer this site. We decide what stays and what goes. Our vigilance is no concern of yours unless you once again decide to show your cray cray and post shit here that doesn’t belong. So instead of pointing out stuff that isn’t your business, how about you focus on getting your cray cray and stalking under control.
It’s cute to see someone reaching for Dhalia AGAIN.
Even though I know that the sl secret post maker of that one got salty cause Dhalia didn’t want to give her shape out to this person that made the post.
Fucking lazy and pathetic, make your own shape and stop whining.
#5 LINDY HANLY IS THE QUEEN, XOXO
If you ever want your secret removed PRIOR to it being posted (and don’t email me on a Saturday or Sunday morning expecting me to get it) but you can use the form on this website and tell me the secret and I will remove it. I have done that PLENTY in the past for people – most being anon but a few using their names and I don’t judge and don’t care, I just do as you request because you created it.
Now if you wait for it to be posted, then I’m not going to bother entertaining the idea.
You can find me on plurk or via the contact for BEFORE FRIDAY 5pm EST and I will do my best to honor your wishes.
#8 What ever you were trying to accomplish, you failed miserably. I never paid the slightest attention to this creator before, but seeing this outpouring of support and reading his own words in defense of his friends and community on plurk, I can see that he’s a good person. You made me go look at his flickr and his creations, and now I’m a fan.
You tried.
no seriously what does “his girls” mean is this some sister wives shit?
It means he has more than one lady friend.
Dear god there are some salty people this week. I don’t know 8 but he is a friend of a few friends of mine, I know for a fact they don’t hang around with douchenuggets. Honestly maker of 8 you just sound like someone who was turned down to be one of his “Pokemon”, and now you’re acting out like a jealous 10year old to “Get back” at him for his rejection of you.
You’re a creepy bitch going to his private sims to watch what he’s doing there, pretty sure whatever happens there is meant to be kept private. Clearly you lack the understanding of PRIVACY, BDSM and what the word consent means too, which is why you feel you have to share his private stuff with everyone. How about you go read up on kink, BDSM, polyamory and consent between adults? There’s a good girl! That’s right who’s a good girl? You are if you go read some books 😀
Everyone has a right to their own opinion, so here’s mine:
Little Bones is fucking fabulous. kbye
Yes!!!! ❤❤❤❤
its the shittiest hair ever! seems you are blind as fuck. the quality is awful, terrible textures, the rigging is broken. Maybe you should support honest creators with quality and not the ones who give a fuck about you like LB does.
You sound extremely bitter. I’ve never had an issue with her rigging. Maybe your head is weird as fuck. Maybe your computer is shit. Maybe you should just live and let live. Hundreds of SL users love Little Bones. Don’t get your panties in a twist simply because you’re pissed about new textures and that the hair doesn’t fit your warped head. Bye.
Angry much?
We get it, you don’t like it. Cool. Go buy some from someone else then. Nobody’s making you buy LB hair.
#21
Dude, I think this one is actually about Donald J. Trump.
Read it with him in mind.
It’s a convoluted ‘secret’, badly written and hard to comprehend.
But it sounds like Trump and his ‘deplorable’ extremist supporters.
But that’s none of my business.
I feel sorry for #2 he’s been on this site way too much. I don’t know him personally but I do know some of his family and they’re good people. Nobody should be treated this way simply because they were in a relationship with someone shitty. If it was his ex that posted it or got someone else to do it.. shame shame shame. #8 is an amazing talented person, this seems more like a jealousy post. People envious of his relationships.. childish even attacking him. Judging him because of how he chooses to play SL is pretty ridiculous. This game isn’t RL, it allows many to let a side if themselves take over where in RL they may have to hide it. Good for him playing SL how it’s intended. I think #12 and #18 are the same person. She really is a socially needy person. i can tell that much from her FB. Her posts are riddled with her craving attention both positive and negative. I’ve seen her creations around at some of the lesser events, pretty typical template shit. Considering there are some out there that use templates and do an absolutely incredible job texturing I have to agree with #18 if she’s been at this a long time I’m sure she could do better. Or learn to mesh herself. The post about little bones is stupid. She’s a very talented hair designer who tries new things. There’s always going to be those that don’t like NEW stuff. That doesn’t mean that everyone won’t like it. #11 has a hot Avi. If it’s who I think it is. His tats might be made with images he finds online but most are. Tats aren’t one of those simple things to make. Even using lineart you draw can be… Read more »
I like #8s stuff. I see it at a lot of events and it makes me smile. Good for them for having fun with a few kinky and willing participants. Sounds like they have a harem and someone is jelly. Go for it #8, eff the haters! Also keep making you creepy cool stuff, I like seeing it around, pretty refreshing to see that level of creativity.
Yeah as for #11 tbh a lot of people copy images from the net, I don’t think I’ve seen any tattoos that were hand drawn. There may be a few but yup most are taken from googling images probably. Sounds like something personal to go after this one but not the others. I have a few of their tattoos and wear them occasionally. This doesn’t sway me towards not wearing them tbh.
#2 sounds like something Nile Fett-Dappa would say about an Ex. I know people said that about the Max post of last week, but really anytime someone does Nile wrong he gets off on posting about them on this site. Or it’s his BFF Macie putting Max on here for him. Absolutely disgusting people.
I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass and also why is it acceptable for you guys to be idiots, but not for me to point it out? It’s quite sad that you all can sit here and rag on people, put them down when clearly you know nothing of them. Is it cause you’re all so sad and angry in rl that you feel the need to do so? To make yourselves feel better? I guess so. Pathetic. I don’t give two flying fucks if this gets your panties in a twist either. Go ahead, reply and cry about it. Boofuckinghoo.
That’s what I said last week!
Totally sounds like something Nile would say and do. He’s that vile.
Mouth Breather,
Yes he is. & as someone whose had the unfortunate privilege of getting to know him I can safely say this kind of cruelty is right up his alley.
– N
Forget to change your name when you decided to talk to yourself there, dude? LOL
Shit, the lengths people go to to make sure it looks like people agree with them.
omg I didn’t notice hahaha
Lmao, now you did. Makes you wonder how many of those “people” who looked like they agreed with this person last week actually existed, though
Nile is not a Fett. Pure Dappa scum that one is. Just like his mom and dad.
#8 – Cerberus is fucking amazing..and his “Pokemon” are pretty fucking amazing too. Go pick up a book on how to mind your own business.
To whoever made #8
Is that a secret? Clearly you made up something based pure assumption and stupid rumors. Since this is not true, therefore that is not secret but just an imaginative bullshit.
A thousand of us can attest on how gentleman and how he is ready to drop everything and help another person with problems.
Collecting women like pokemon? Would it be mind-blowing to you that every women around are free-will person who are not forced to do anything? If they look bloody/bruised, it’s their own choice of apparel and it’s none of your business.
He is one of the nicest person in SL and I sure am grateful to have him creating contents for SL.
#5 She copybotted skins from VCO and erased all but the lower mouth. I guess she was just trying to help, but making a profit off of it is kinda bad. She was also incredibly rude to some wonderful people I know the moment she got busted copybotting. She could’ve played it safer :/ But that’s none of my business.
#3) Some people actually take the time to find a good family fit rather than jumping at the first thing they see. Also, we have all already come to the conclusion that you are upset because she wouldn’t give you her shape. Let it go. Honestly, all you are doing is making her look more likable by giving her the opportunity to be the better person in this and seeing all the support she has from friends just shows the type of person she really is. You’re just mean and angry.
#6) I rather like her hair and find the new options to be pretty darn neat. If you don’t like something, don’t buy it. No need to insult a content creator for trying to better their products. You do realize that sending her a notecard explaining that you had liked the straight hair better than the new wave option could have gotten better results, right?
#8) This one made me chuckle. Please, google BDSM and polyamory. Just because you don’t understand something, doesn’t make it wrong. Lets not forget to mention that you look a bit like a stalker at this point. How do you know what they do on their private sims? Are you camming onto them and umm… watching their avatars? That’s called voyeurism (I’m assuming you didn’t know because you are clearly not familiar with other adult relationship terms). There is a big difference though, they are all consenting adults keeping their private affairs private. It doesn’t seem anyone is consenting with, enjoying or even aware of your little voyeuristic affairs though. Who’s the creep-o now?
#14 looks like a father and daughter. Whats up with that size difference? It’s like a namster dating an elephant.
And the of these secrets suck. They are not constructive or progressive just blatant attacks on human beings.
Who ever is posting all this, you’re collecting a lot of bad karma. Be careful.
Suggests an incestual relationship due to avatars’ height differences but appears to be neutral in visting a shit-talking site while warning people about karma. Srsly?
Yep. I mean if they/you are into size difference fetish that’s cool.
And virtual-secrets isn’t always shit talking. This week is all shit talking. Sometimes it brings light to content creators ripping off content or the shady happening behind closed doors of event management. Those kind of secrets I find progressive.
This weeks secrets on the other hand are simply created to hurt other peoples feelings. Nothing else but salt, heartache and tears. Nothing constructive.
So yes, I am warning about Karma. Srsly.
#19 has copied this girl Penty for ages. Witchcrafts resident hasn’t been in SL as long as her nor is her blog as old as hers, and starts “blogging” again whenever Penty does. Also she deletes comments of people asking where her skin and makeups are from despite calling herself a blogger. Apparently no one can buy from Pink Fuel & Mandala but Witchcrafts
Either you’re a friend of “penty” or are on some stalker level shit to even notice such things. This girl’s been on sl so many times now that it makes me think that she probably isn’t as bad as she’s being made out and someone’s just super salty over whatever.
Verinne Ansar gets mentioned a thousand times but everyone knows she’s a c***
The reasons for mentions are different in my opinion though. Verinne gets mentioned for going out of her way and “attacking” people etc, This girl is just being mentioned for sleeping around and having daddy issues. Not really for attacking people? So it begs to question… who cares if she’s sleeping around or has daddy issues, so far no one seems to come forward with an actual story about how they were personally hurt/affected by it. Just feels like empty accusations. lol butttt you know people will believe what they want to believe.
Funny how penty conveniently deleted her old flickr with the very clear trail of her copying and turning into witchcrafts. She also posted about it on FB claiming she was “trolling” her.
Her account may be older, her blog might be older, but she was the one to copy witchcrafts constantly over the last year.
Stalker much?!
So you were following Penty for over a year?
YAY FOR THE TD DRAMA PASSING!
There was only one post about a kid and the rest of these were juicy AF! thank god, i was so tired of hearing about sl kid drama.
Well other than the ones that didn’t belong here, don’t know #1 or #8 but it seems they’re actually a nice person and the posters are just jealous they got friendzoned.
This is towards the post #8
I wish to know why you feel this way and how you came to this conclusion.
What things happened to you personally that you feel you need to make this accusation.
Do you know if this is true?
Do you have evidence to back up your finger pointing?
Do you personally even know these people that you are bashing anonymously online?
#9 is really heartless. Whether they liked it or not they can shove it up their ass because the creator of that event clearly worked hard, EVEN UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES THAT THEIR FRIEND AND FELLOW CREATOR JUST PASSED AWAY. I don’t see hardly anyone else trying to make SL more interesting with games and stuff to actually DO other than just BUY shit. I have a ton of respect for the creators of Origami for working hard to do something new. Anyone who doesn’t like it can go fuck themselves.
Someone should do a secret about the Pokemon #8 collects bc they’re more fucked up than he is..
Too bad you can’t buy self esteem on mp
#1 – Joining you on Man Crush Sunday. He’s adorable.
#7 , 8, 14 – There is a phrase my dear, departed grandmother used ALL THE TIME. “Tend to your own knitting.” How does it bother you if one dude ties up all the subs in subdom or another girl dates a string of guys. And I know we all have that friend who falls in love at the drop of a hat, but I can’t imagine making fun of her when she gets dumped. This is just silly and petty, and unless your pixel genitals are involved, I don’t know why you’d care.
#13 – You know you’re not required to buy all of them, right?
#4 – Are we judging people for having big boobs and a penis, now? Because that’s just a basic SL archetype at this point.
I am not sure I get the secrets against Catwa? Are they claiming her heads look too alike? I guess its true for the fact the same appliers works on different heads but I don’t really think they all look alike. As for realism again depends on the skin maker, Deetalez does a very good job giving the heads a more human touch. But yes confused!
#8 is either a rejected jealous Cerbgirl or some sad fuck that can’t get his pixel dick wet.
We getttt ittttt, you don’t approve of the relationship some adults are choosing to have. You don’t like the aesthetic he, they,etc have, you’re not a fan of gore/blood/bdsm/kink/whatever.
Pro tip time: stop having an unhealthy obsession with him/them. Unfollow them on social media, unfollow and don’t look at their Flickr. Stop stalking them and trying to shit all over good people having a good time. Get over it. Get a hobby. Do something constructive with your time instead of casting out hate.
Good advice from someone that obviously has unhealthy obsessions. 🙂 Pro Tip: Don’t be a hypocrite.
Dear anon number 8,
even if he really collected women like pokemons it is not your fucking business.
Please stop feeding people with shit about someone you have never even exchanged word with.
#8 It’s sad you can only judge him based on his flickr pictures or shallow rumors. None of his women are forced to stay, none of them are forced to look bloody/bruised or have to wear white hair. In fact, most of the time we stand afk on a platform and are working in maya/3d programs because there are way too many events : I But you’re right about one thing, he’s no demon but the nicest person i’ve ever met. <3
What is his Flickr account? That pic looks cool
I am going to type this slowly and calmly, because I want to make myself very, VERY clear. Whoever wrote secret #8 is a complete outsider who knows nothing about the person they are posting about. This is one of my best friends. Yes he has girls. Yes he has friends… and he treats every single one of us like gold. I live on the so called “private sims”, aka our home. You obviously have not been there.. where we stand around on our platform, chatting, playing, gaming, skyping, joking, creating and being one big awesome family. Not every woman around him is “his”, because believe it or not…majority are just friends and family. Additionally, believing his pictures on his flickr is reflective of his personality or how he treats the people around him is complete insanity. There is no beating. There is no abuse. He only gives gives and gives and asks nothing back. He gave me a home…and when I met and fell in love with Parker, he opened his arms to him as well. He cares for the both of us just like he does all his friends. He creates, he teaches people around him how to do things, encourages people to do their best, and worries about us when we are sad or sick. I’m both livid and extremely sad that someone can say anything that horrible about such a gentle human being…and it’s convinced me you clearly do not know him at all…or our family. Seriously, he has to be one of the nicest people in all of Second Life, and anyone who actually knows him can back this statement 100%. We are all very happy. We all love each other…the girls, his friends, all of us. Now please take your jealous, petty, uninformed, delusional… Read more »
sounds like a cult… yeesh!
I’ve met Cerb on a few occasions, the man is none of what is said in this hate post. He’s a genuine nice guy. All of his girls and friends I’ve met were all happy people and nice to be around. I think someone got some sand in their ass….
#8 ) At the same time, alot of the basic girls that are around him could be there for face value ya know…because of who he is and the quality of work he does. “Oh look at me, i’m one of Cerberus’ girls” they’re all cookie cutter girls, who look exactly the same…
also..the level of white knighting here…is just..Wow…8D gotta put my shades on
because leaving plurk when people don’t agree with his petty views and abusing ‘his girls’ when they aren’t doing what he wants is sooooooo nice! (◡‿◡✿)
The girls he is in a relationship with all know what it is that they’re getting into. It’s a delicate balance to have a poly relationship but it’s possible.
Okay. 🙂
I still believe all this is is someone feeling extremely salty.
fufufu probably is a bit upset because CX wouldnt give them a free item. I have come to realize when ever anyone writes something salty on here about a creator personally (not about products) they have asked the creator for something, free and the creator does not comply. Totally salty.
Also lol @ beating someone physically in sl, how even…do you emote it?
I met Cerberus on three separate occasions, and was surprised with a Skype call with him, Luka and some of the girls he supposedly mistreats and beats, and this post is so laughably ridiculous. That man is one of the funniest and kindest souls I’ve ever come across in 8 years of playing SL. And this is coming from an outsider. He is an incredibly talented and generous person, poster is clearly salty over something private.
“the girls” what the fuck?
The girls, the womenz, bbs, lovelies, luffs..my AMAZING FRANDS!? Problem? No? Okay.
Ok you’ve had enough internet bud
Yeah why do you waste your time here. Go back and continue sucking on his balls that’s what you are good at. You are too irrelevant.
I am in such agreeance with number one. Ugh. Who are you beautiful mystery man?
Have you seen his rl pics? not cute
Oh so you know who he is? Can you tell me cause… I’d love to say hello and tell him that he’s gorgeous. ?
His name is Max 🙂
He also goes by “Kevin.”
He’s a really sweet guy, though.
Haven’t seen them, but I bet someone finds him good looking. Doesn’t have to be you though. Not an insult, just being real. One persons hot is anothers not… if you get my meaning.
Who cares what he looks like in RL, this is SL where you can be as sexy as you want to be.
Is it sad that for week 420 I REALLY wanted some sort of mention of drugs. OPPORTUNITY MISSED. The rest of these are boring bye!
Actually the little bones one has me laughing so hard. I used to LOVE her hair, and then out of no where it became shittier and shittier. Her attempt to have baby hair and hairlines always ends up looking like trash and her textures… WHY WOULD YOU PUT A WAVY TEXTURE ON STRAIGHT MESH? BITCH WHY? Omg it looked like some bitch flat ironed her hair and then walked into pure humidity. It’s not cute Nova! Keep it simple stupid. Stop trying to get interesting….
Also your animation shit is dumb. Murray has had multiple ways to wear their hairs for a WHILE.
Now I’m over it bye!
So true!
I ❤ Syn!!