Welcome to virtual-secrets, week 392.
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virtual-secrets: Week 392
· Lourdes Denimore ·
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Before we delve into secrets…
• If you hook up with a crazy in SL, it is not our responsibility to help you deal with that. If it becomes a RL issue contact law enforcement.
• Trust no one. If you tell people your laundry they will air it for you.
• Secret submissions are anonymous. We don’t know if your crazy ex or your abuela submitted them.
• Make your secrets legible.
• Do not contact us just to threaten us, especially with e-lawyers. We’ve been doing this for 12+ years. You are not the first nor will you be the last.
• Lastly, if the material submitted here triggers you, please get help. If the materials submitted here make you suicidal please see the suicide hotline numbers posted. They are there to help.
Nikki is a fake ass bitch. Two faced to be exact.
What the entire shit is this recent deluge of body snark and ugliness about people’s figures?
Well, they *are* called “WTF” facts. Clearly they are meant to illicit WTF reactions. In this case, said reactions should best be aimed at whoever found a cockroach in their nuggets this week and thus decided to dump on this website.
I love when people try to apply laws of thermodynamics to the human body. The laws of thermodynamics only apply to a closed system, which the human body very much is not. But since the person who wrote these secrets doesn’t get the difference between “you’re” and “your” I suppose that concept is far too advance for them to understand. 🙂
advanced, too.
To be fair fun fact #42 is pretty true!
It’s worked for me so far and yeah i have medical issues that make me fat.
it’s not an excuse you just have to work a bit harder!
Is this the picmonkey.com edit edition? lol